What do we call these? I suggest basic-land-from-hand showland :^)

Hand land

>>46355301
To do the job you need to show your hand.
So handjob lands seems the most logical name.

>>46355301

cucklands, because the cause only has his hand while the bull plows his wife

>>46355301
how about tango-bango-lands?

cuz it le takes 2 to le tangobango

>>46355301
it doesn't have to be a basic land. I can show a godless shrine or a canopy vista and it still works.

One guy at our shop mentioned "it's like we're back in kindergarten with show and tell" and it stuck. So at least here they're "kinderlands"

>only two of them have flavor text
God fucking dammit WotC.

>>46356607
Fucking this.

>>46355301
>showland
You said it already.

First-hand land. The only time you'll ever play it with its effect activating.

>>46355301

Shadowlands or Buddy 2.0

Shit Lands.

Worse Fastlands

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>>46355301
>Handlands isn't widely accepted

I fucking hate you people and your tango bullshit.

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>>46355301
>one of two lands with flavor
>haunted fog known as the haunted fog

>>46356607
I'm seriously fucking mad about this. Both versions look fucking filthy but the mix of with/without flavor text is just bad.

Hate these new lands. Battlelands were cooler

>>46355301
Forecast lands.

>>46364863
That will be confusing when we get actual land with Forecast.

>>46364914
>implying forecast was popular enough to ever come back

>>46364959
who knows, we might get Return to Planeshift or something

>>46356456
I vote for kinderlands. I will be calling them this at prerelease.

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Showlands. It's obvious.

>>46365903
You'd think so, but the mouth breathers will surprise you

>>46365903
It's even more retarded than battlelands.

>>46365903
>>46369155
Ugh. I'm sorry. I derped and read your post as 'shadowlands'

Showlands is good, as is handlands.

>>46364076
Lurk moar.

Tango is for the 2 basic lands.

People calling handlands tangoe's are meming.

>>46365903
I'm a little out of the loop.

What's the difference between (3)(<>) and (4)?

>>46369696
(<>) MUST be colorless mana.
(1) must be ANY mana.

>>46355706
I think you need to go outside more, man

FAIR AND BALANCED lands :^)

>>46355706
kill yourself

>>46364076
It's the only logical option. /tg/ will push cucklands or something equally lame for a while, but people who leave the house will call them handlands.

>>46355301
>I'm an aryan ubermensch
Shitlands, becaue they're shit.
Memelands, because they're a meme.
>I'm a proud SJW!
Anything else

>>46365903
>maximum edge

You autistic cucks. The only name they show be called is reveal lands