Chaos Orks?!?!

Wouldn't other orks immediately bash a chaos ork in the head to steal his horn? Those horns must be worth some money in the toof economy

>>46347023
Only toofs are worth something horns aren't.

Sorta raises the question about humie toofs.

>>46347040
Somewhere in the codex it says human and grot toof are so puny they are worthless.

But then squiggoth toof must be worth a mother load.

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>>46347109
Back in Rogue Trader/1st Ed era it was mentioned that Squiggoth-breeders make whole lotta money/teef. So it was commonplace that Squiggoth-snatchers (can't remember the orky term) stole Squiggoths to breed them themselves.
In 4th Ed Orks Codex the properties of a quality teef was listed. So different kind of teef had different values, it seems.

>>46346944
Back to the point. Yes they exist but not much since it's unOrky to believe in a "spiky god". mostly just Khorne or Nurgle.

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just did these the other day.
Still on WIP.

>>46347347
Skuly God?

A long time ago, before gw realized they could just sell grey knights to everyone by making them stronk, they use to justify their play on a table by giving the other side daemonic bonuses.

>>46346944
It may rarely happen, but Da Orkisition stomps'em 'ard for being herec-heter- unorky.

>>46346944
Chaos Orks are rare because the other Orks will notice that there is just something "wrong" about the mutated Orks and they will fight the gits who aren't "Orky" enough. If you get just one of few Orks who fall to Chaos they are likely to get krumped.

On the other hand, if the Boss gets corrupted by a chaos weapon or something or a big enough group of Orks are corrupted they can beat up the others instead.

(There was also a bit mentioning that Orks have a grudging respect for Daemon-Boyz because those things are tough so they might even fight alongside them due to that respect.)

Didn't orkz sometimes turn to Khorne in an equivalent of a rebellious teenage phase? Except instead of going all edge and anarchy, they try to organise themselves?

>>46348056
That's Stormboyz and it's not Khorne, they just get organized and march up and down the square and do drill exercises and other Un-Orky and rebellous stuff. They'll even wear matching uniforms!

...Or that's how the old fluff was. Not sure if any of it is true anymore.

>>46348064
>organized orks
THE HORROR

>>46348095
Imagine what they could accomplish

>>46348101
They could build some kind of Death stars and assault Terra!

>>46348114
With diplomats!

As others mentioned, they're un-orky and therefore immediately culled, resulting in no chaos spread. Warbosses are outright immune to corruption because of their dedication and surprisingly stubborn will when it comes to things like that. Not to mention, he'd be culled too without any hesitation most likely. Or his entire waaghband would left him.

Most, and honestly only, orks that go chaos are freebooterz for reasons that I hope are obvious.

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>>46348114
For organised orks I've always favoured kommunist rebel grots.

I once wanted to build a whole scratch build army where all the boys are represented by snotlings piloting tiny kans while nobs are grots piloting bigger kans, but I gave up because they took too long to make.

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>>46348064
>That's Stormboyz and it's not Khorne, they just get organized and march up and down the square and do drill exercises and other Un-Orky and rebellous stuff. They'll even wear matching uniforms!

That's correct, but there *were* Stormboyz of Khorne!

>>46348170
would have loved to see this.

>>46348040
This anon explained it quite well.

Mork will give you the stern look of disappointment if you fall to Chaos, though. Meanwhile, Gork will crump you to death.

The only chaos god that orks would never follow is Tzeentch

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>>46348056
>Except instead of going all edge and anarchy, they try to organize themselves

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>>46348154

>>46346944
I miss Chapter Approved.

>>46348225
This basically confirms the existence of Ork daemon princes.

>>46347040
>Sorta raises the question about humie toofs

It's been mentioned in Gorkamorka that humie (and grot) teef are considered worthless.

>>46348225
Well fuck me sideways.

Is this from Rogue Trader era?

>>46348215
>take even the joke part away of the that is the joke image response
THE JOKE IS HE TALKS WEIRD. THAT IS WHY ITS A THAT IS INSTEAD OF THATS.
FUCK THE GUY WHO FUCKED THAT.

>>46348266
Pardon?

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>>46348265

Yep. Honestly anyone with an interest in Orks should seek out the books from back then. The owner of GW at the time seemed to be a big Ork fan so as a pet project had a tome that literally contained just a wealth of background info called "Waaagh! Da Orks". Later they updated it with rules for new units and better production value called "'Ere we go" and a companion book "Freebootaz" that covered all the weird stuff.

>>46348309
>That background

Dem poor Orks. ;_;

>>46347040
Human and Grot teef are worthless because they're small, but there are plenty of references to Orks scavenging Tyranid teef because they're enormous. Makes sense that they'd do the same thing to horns, although they can't really loot daemon horns because they dissipate once "killed".

>>46348309
>They'll happily go to thier deaths if it means one last time with da boyz
; - ;

>>46348309
>BS 3
Warp makes you shooty.

>>46348309
Shit, I'd love to read these, got links or something or are you sending me to lurk possibly infinitely for them?

>>46348368
As far as I'm concerned, they don't trade with horns, purely with teeth.

>Tyranid teeth

I thought they didn't have teeth, just shaped into pointy edges mouth lips/things.

>>46348401

Orks used to be baseline BS3. Infact they shared almost an exact profile with humans (Imperial guardsman) except they'd have Toughness 4, and an Initiative of 2, while humans would be 3 in both.

>>46348404

Sorry man, thought everyone knew where to find them, the link is often in every 40K general!

https://mega.co.nz/#F!pFgm0RKR!J06C1gVYcjzNGsF8YNLsjQ

Go to Codices, open the sub-folder older editions, you'll see the names.

>>46348211
>not following the god of brutal kunnin'

>>46348446
Op my bad, I didn't think that they'd have something like that.

>>46348064
Someone posted on this board the story of an ork "drill sergeant" explaining some orky stuff to a bunch of new gitz. At some point he said something like

>they wif that banner of khorne, dey's stormboyz. Don't worry dey'll grow outta it

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>>46348540

Classic Orks were the best, Anon.

>>46348597
Pulgs a thingy boy. He'do well or horribly

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>>46348632

'E'll go far, dat wun.

>>46348475
>not following the god of kunningly brutal

Mork (or is it Gork?) > Gork (or is it Mork?)

>>46348689
Is that it, or does he get a reprise later on?

>>46348689
Dat's brutal kunnin'.
10/10 would WAAAAGH! with.

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>>46348808

I think that was it for Pulg, save for odds and ends. Other characters that showed up where Painboy Dk Hacksaw and Goff Warboss Nuzzgrond.

>>46346944
Yeah, Chaos gets in everywhere.

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>>46348170
Kommunist REBEL Grots, Komrade?

Dat's not proppa 'n Orky now, izzit?

You'z got some explainin' to do, an' you better make sure you ain't stupid about it.

WAAAGHBOSS STALIN OUT!

>>46348004
RIP 4th ed

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>>46349000
Well I figured grots and snotlings fit the whole "oppressed masses" thing better and there's already precedent of grot communist uprising in Gorkamorka.

Keep in mind it was back at a time when the Brain Boyz theory of ork genesis still had a lot of currency, so "suddenly grots becoming smart enough to organise themselves into their own nation" thing could easily explained by a bunch of grots rediscovering the special mushroom that made them into brain boyz.

Gork (Or Mork)=Mork (Or Gork)

>>46347023
a horn is not a tooth wtf. that's like getting a boner over a stack of printer paper in our paper money economy.

>>46347040
What about counterfeit teeth?

>>46350041
Ork teeth can't be counterfeited because they degrade overtime, hence no ork is superbly rich or superbly poor. And if they did degrade, not much would change then.

I think it's mostly just up to your narrative. It's rare, but fuck it. The Imperium itself is so vast, its population is uncountable. Orks outnumber the Imperium by an equal magnitude.

I had brought this up a few months ago actually. Friend was thinking of quitting and giving me his orks (Still hasn't done that decision) and if he did I'd just ally them with my KDK and make them Khornates. Red skin, extra horns, lotsa choppy.

>>46349000
Holy shit, they used to make Leon Grotsky minis?

That's the best goddamn mini ever.

>>46348225
>independent daemons
The good ole days before the dark times. Before Belakor

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>>46350434
Have I got some news for you anon

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>>46350434

>>46347348
>T5 Orks