Guildmaster Simulator Quest

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The Adventurers Royal Office finally sent us a dungeon to clear, apparently it's some old tombs east of the Capital. I'm soooo excited, it's our first job!

>>46247682
Great news! Gather the guild members, we will begin preparation immediately.

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Look at what the letter says here : ''As per the Dungeon Ecosystem Protection Act, you can only bring 4 people on this journey.''

So we won't be able to bring everyone. That's kind of shitty if you ask me.

>This art
Holy shit.

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At least we will be able to afford something other than sour potatoes. If I knew the only thing we would eat was Oro's mashed potatoes recipe for a whole month I don't think I would have signed up.

Anyway, let's bring up the map.

Take a look on our guildmembers who could go on the journey.

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[Karen] Hmm. It's a two floor dungeon, with 5 rooms for each. The first floor is a Class E while the second one is D.

I don't think we'll have any problem with this one.

Do you remember how to clear dungeons, Guildmaster? We need to venture into them to defeat the Boss of each floor. We then bring back their heads to the Adventurers Royal Office and we'll get paid.

>>46248040

Damn with my alcoholism... Keep forgotten important stuff! Please explain and give me another beer!

>>46248040
Hmm, doesn't sound difficult at all.

Though, I have to ask what the hell is up with that ? area?

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>>46247988
[Karen] Just take a look at your notes, jeez! I'm not your secretary.

>>46248262
I never been there but I guess we will encounter slimes and giant rats. Nothing to be afraid of really.

>>46248112
I think you've had enough, Guildmaster.

>>46248436
All of us and not a single one of yea chose a polearm? you all got something against stabbin' people with a piece of metal on a stick or something?

When i was a adventurer I always had halberd to poke shit with, hell, multiple spears even! good for triggerin' traps, knocking apples off of trees, scratching your back.

Novices, the lot o' ya..

>>46248436
I'm choosing you, Eria, Lambert and Karen, but that still leaves the choice between Oro and Lyr. Oro has more red dots and he's HUGE, so let's add him to the party.

>>46248436
Hmm, maybe I should hire a secretary then, when we have the money for it

Anyway, with 5 people and us only being allowed to bring 4 that means one of you will have to stay behind... I'm guessing I won't be getting any volunteers.

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>>46248540
...I think you count as an adventurer, Guildmaster, since you're obligated to come to the dungeon too.

So you can only bring three of us.

>>46248602
Well, that just complicates things further.

((What are *our* skills? Please tell me we can read.))

>>46248436
Bah. Never enough, I say!

Also we take Oro, Eria, Lambert, and Lyr in that formation.

>>46248602
This
>>46248510
Without Oro

>>46248602
Eria and Lambert are my choices.

Not sure who our third should be then.

>>46248436
voting for Eria, Lyr and Oro

>>46248602
Uh. No? I count as a Guildmaster. I'm a commander, not a soldier.
The dying is for the scrubs.
Uh. Valued members of the combat division.
Yes. That's what I meant.

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[Lambert] We should consider buying supplies too. We currently have 11 Gold Pieces.

Each of us will need a ration for going there, and one for coming back. Of course you could skip on food, but we sure as hell won't be happy. Some might even leave.

>>46248708
Two packs of Rations.
Two packs of Torches.
A Pickaxe.
30ft of Rope.

10 gold.
And Bottles.

>>46248708
2gp for 10 rations, 1 health potion for 2 gp, 1 set of torches for 1gp, a pickaxe for 2gp, a rope for 3gp, and finally bottles for 1gp totalling 11gp.

>>46248760
This

>>46248797
Supporting this

>>46248797
this

>>46248797
voting
namefaging to avoid doublevote

>>46248652

Let hope we have Drunking Boxing skill...

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This will be your party and equipment.

>>46249331
let's go to our destination!

>>46249331
ADVENTURE!

>>46249395
>inb4 all our friends die
>inb4 we're the only survivor
>inb4 we enter a drunk state for the rest of our lives

>>46249523
I have hope, i think it will be a happy quest.

>>46249523
>implying that wouldn't make this the best quest

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[You enter the Ancient Tombs]

[Eria] I'm glad we didn't take Karen along. She's soo unbearable.

[Lambert] There doesn't seem to be anything here. Do you want us to inspect something, Guildmaster?

>>46249663
I do see some cracks in the wall, perhaps it would be for the best to check and see if this place is "stable" enough to go on.

>>46249663
maybe this pile of ruble?

>>46249663
Quick search for secret doors and move on?
Also top art!

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>>46249769
It was a nice crack, cold and shallow. It tasted like damp rocks.

>>46249790
Nothing. They wouldn't tell me their secrets.

>>46249803
No secret door. This dungeon is really tight-lipped.

>>46249663
>>46249915
Check UP.

Never forget to check up. It's how half the competent enemies get you.

>>46249915
>>46250025
And if there's nothing to our sides, behind or above us then let us proceed.

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[Lambert] I'm hearing weird squishing sounds to the west.

[Lyr] Maybe the dungeon is telling us something. Do any of you know dungeon-speak?

>>46250061
Let's light those torches and investigate.

OP, you draw this stuff yourself?

>>46250061
I believe those sounds comes from the residents of the dungeon rather than the dungeon itself. Highly likely we'll be facing slimes or the like if we head west.

>>46250103
He does, it's amazing

>>46250061
Why are here in this dungeon again?

Let's find what we came here to find.

>>46250061
Lyr, check the plate in the middle of the room.

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[Lambert] Slimes!

[Lyr] Maybe they're the ones who spoke dungeon-speak!

[Eria] Guildmaster! We need one d6 roll each! And please identified who you're rolling for!

Rolled 3 (1d6)

>>46250767
Eria

>>46250767
rolling for lambert

Rolled 1 (1d6)

>>46250767
Hey Lyr, see if you can't magically "speak" with them

>>46250852
fuck

Rolled 4 (1d6)

>>46250767
I think Lambert wants to axe them a question.

>>46250879
dice+1d6 in the options field, friend

Rolled 1 (1d6)

>>46250767
For me

>>46250876
>>46250941
Wow, we fuck up at the very first rolls of the game.
Considering the fact that this is the same guy that runs NERV Bridge Simulator, I have come to expect this

Rolled 3, 1 = 4 (2d6)

>>46250912
oh, i tried dice 1d6 twice never tried "questing" before, i'm from /hr/

>>46250984
Welcome to the fun.

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>>46250844
>>46250876
>>46250894
>>46250941
>Eria and Lambert defeated the first Slime! The only thing remaining of it is a small red puddle.

>Lyr and Guildmaster suffered 1 damage!

[Lambert]We need to roll again! One d6 each!

Rolled 5 (1d6)

>>46251142
Eria

Rolled 1 (1d6)

>>46251142
LAMBERT

Rolled 3 (1d6)

>>46251142
I'm sure I can do better than that (Guildmaster roll)

Rolled 5 (1d6)

>>46251142
Lyr

>>46251222
You really should sleep Lambert. At least once in a year.

>>46251185
>>46251222
>>46251228
>>46251391
Better overall, but Lambert's fuckup is still gonna hurt us

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>>46251185
>>46251228
>>46251391
>>46251222

>Seems like fire is really effective against these mobs! Lyr destroyed the slime, but it left no residue behind.

>Lambert is hurt! -1 Hp.

>The last slime is nearing death. Your party ends its life mercyfully.

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Wew, There was no way we could have lost to that!And I'm not even hurt!

Is there something you wanted investigated, Guildmaster? Like that red goo the Slimes left behind?

>>46251574
Loot the slime!

>>46251574
so that's it? No final dice roll?
Alright, let's collect the left over reside and move onward

>>46251680
Can you also check the sarcophagus? And this strange "hole" in the top left wall?

>>46251839

Hope that the strange hole could be secret door or it could just be a very large "Glory Hole".

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>>46251684
>>46251696
[You fill your bottle with the goo! You only were able to fill half of the bottle.]

>>46251945
> very large "Glory Hole"
For a very large creature... should we really continue?

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>>46251839
>>46251945
>>46251994
>>46251945

[Lambert] That's no use. Eria and me tried to open it but this sarcophagus is sealed shut. Oro could have easily opened this, but we're not strong enough.

[Lyr] Guildmaster? This wall had secrets to tell.

>>46251945
For the sake of all that is holy, I hope that thing is not the latter.

>>46251994
the dice+1d6 goes in the options field, not the name.

>>46252101
Alright then, let's take a look. Eria, take point.

>>46251680
Alright, let's trek forward.

But before we go, Eria, I meant to ask you... (Damn it, how do I say this without sounding like a total asshole...) I noticed that you have three pairs of arms. Why is that?

>>46252108
that's the joke

>>46252168
The real question is why do we only have one?

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>>46252149
[She looks into the hole] I see... a small room. Is that a chest? Jackpot!

>>46252168
My grandmother was Spiderfolk, so I got 8 limbs. I'm happy to have got the arms though, you should see those who get the Opisthosoma. You can't sit anywhere with that.

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[Eria] Should I try to open it, Guildmaster?

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>>46252414
Your granny sounds sweet.

>>46252414
Time for loot! But be careful, check everything and poke everything again with an 11-foot pole before even considering the possibility that there are no traps left.

>I'm happy to have got the arms though, you should see those who get the Opisthosoma.
B-but the spinnerets and book lungs are the best part!

N-no offense, though. Three pairs of arms are pretty cool.

>>46252488
give it a poke with a knife first. Always check for mimics.

>>46252414
Interesting.

But in any case, i advise caution when going for the chest. Might be boobietrapped. Though seeing as you're the lockpicking and trap disarming expert here, it will probably be no problem for you

>>46252414
God only knows how much fingernail polish that girl goes through.

>>46252414
Well, I for one, like spider-ass. Oh well. Six arms is pretty cool, too.

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>>46252511
>>46252534
>>46252544
>>46252615
>>46252669

No traps! This is too easy... there!

Hey, not bad. One Health Potion, one bag with gold coins, and one silver ring.

>>46252983
Is the ring magic?

>>46252983
That ring has got to be enchanted, I'm gonna put it on.

>>46252983
We sure that's a health potion and not a "Haha, poison, bitches!"-potion?

>>46253038

Don't do it! It could be cursed!

>>46252983
There was also a strange plate in the middle of the previous room. Anything interesting on it?

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>>46253017
>>46253038
[As soon as you put the ring on, you feel a small warmth]

>>46253062
[Lyr] I can taste it if you want. But then I risk dying if it is really poison.

>>46253231
[Eria] There's a puddle of water. Is it coming from below? There no leak on the roof or anything.

[Lambert] Which way should we go Guildmaster? The east passage or the west one?

>>46253288
Let's keep going West. West is BEST.

>>46253288
West passage.

The best discoveries come from western areas. Like, golden cities and large breasted amazon women.

>>46253288
Continue down the east passage, the west feels more like the main path.

And please Lyr, don't drink the mysterious fluid in a jar from a crypt.

And don't drink the pos

>>46253231
I think it's just missing stones but we could check to be sure.

>>46253339
>>46253331
That's the mentioned water.

So Lambert is a vampire right?

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>>46253307
>>46253327

[Lyr] No large breasted amazon women here, Guildmaster. Only caskets and skeletons.

In truth maybe they were large breasted amazons in life, but I'm guessing this is not what you expected anyway.

[Eria] This dungeon is so dull, only slimes and rocks. Can we go back to the Old Capital now? My feet hurts.

>>46253649
Your stomach would hurt if we just stayed at the Capital Eria. Lets check these Caskets for anything worth bringing with us.

>>46253649
let's open the caskets, one at a time!

>>46253649
I can always hope for amazons, nothing wrong with that.

Let's open the caskets, maybe we'll get a consolation prize, and move on.

>>46253649
If we put all our strength together, we can open the caskets.

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>>46253719
>>46253720
>>46253753
>>46253786

[Eria] Bones and dirt, Dirt and bones... The guys who put those caskets here really were cheap. When I die because of a stupid decision you make I hope you'll have the decency to at least put a bit of gold in my casket.

[Lyr] Wait? The dungeon learned to speak our language! Do you hear those voices?

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I hear to voices speaking. They're coming from the east passage.

What do you want to do?

>>46254060
Hmm...Eria, mind scouting it out for us? And please, don't start screeching if you see something shiny in the adjacent room.

>>46254060
>>46254007
>>46254123

Lambart and me in the front, Lyr ready with magic. Eria, try seeing if they are hostile first. It's unlikely they are. We are the 'official' force sent to clear this place after all, but we can't just start killing people.

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>>46254123
>>46254157
[Eria] I see two persons...

>>46254440
Fellow dungeoneers? Or they could be hostiles. Sneak up on them and listen in on their conversation.

>>46254440
Potential employees, excellent. That, or potential loot-sources, either way, we should listen in on their conversation.

>>46254440
It's 'people', though you're except from further chastisement on the count of our grammar rules not making sense.

Also, wait for us there. We're coming in.

>>46254440
>A mage and something else with a shield, with blood on the ground
Call out to them. See what they are doing here.

We should probably take advantage of their position and put a crossbow bolt in one of them, but we can't attack indiscriminately.

>>46254516
>>46254513
If we are going to listen in, then we need to put out the torch.

>>46254513
And they shouldn't be dungeoneers, unless someone else was given an official charter to clear this place.

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>>46254513
>>46254516
>>46254541
>>46254544
>>46254591

They're saying something about a feast... What?! HEY!

HOLD THE FUCK UP! THAT'S OUR BOSS HEAD!

>She then walks angrily towards them.

>>46254726
Catch up to her before she gets in trouble!

>>46254541
There's a difference between people and persons? That's the first that I've heard.

>>46254726
They were gonna steal our bounty on this dungeon! We've got to engage them. If they've got proper papers, we can't do anything. If they don't.. Some bolts in their heads might be in mind.

>>46254726
>Hold her back, and try to diplocatically explain ourselves.

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>>46254781
>>46254785
>>46254776
>>46254769
...Who are you people?

>>46254726
Whose head? We are still here.

>>46254896
Adventurers send to clear this dungeon. Move along.

>>46254896
Representatives of the Adventurers Royal Office from the Capital*. We were sent to clear this place. Who are you?

>>46254896
Just a small guild of adventurers, thieves and lowlives that often come to raid tombs, dungeons, and occassional lairs.

We were sent here on a small errand, and it seems that you took care of the problem for us.

>>46254896
I could ask the same thing to you. Are you bandits? Let's see some identification.

Lets recruit them

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>>46254982
>>46254965
>>46254992
We're no bandit! We're adventurers, and we just killed this floor's boss!

>>46254992
>>46254966
What? No. WE were sent to clear this dungeon. We got our Adventurers Royal Office papers right here.

From which Adventurers Guild are you?

Oh boy

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Their papers taste right. Even the writing on it is legit.

What do we do now, Guildmaster?

What's our guild name again? My alcoholism is acting up again.

>>46255379
[show our own identification]
There seems to be some sort of misunderstanding.
Is your Guildmaster in the area?

>>46255444
Show them our papers and try to work this situation out.

>>46255379
>>46255444
Oh boy. The capital double-booked the dungeon? Well, shit.

>>46255444
Even the writing tastes right? Damn.
>>46255471
Working the situation out is our job

I guess we clear this place together, spliting earnings one part a person. We can get to the bottom of this afterword.

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>>46255454
I am the Guildmaster.

>>46255471
>>46255512
Hmm. This is an official seal. Your papers are authentic too.

I swear if the Adventurers Royal Office really double-booked this dungeon heads will roll.

Either way we should go back to the Capital to sort this out. Even if we bring the boss heads they might not accept it. You know, they consider it Boss poaching.

>>46255706
That would be a waste, wouldn't it? Can't we just clear the dungeon and then figure it out at the Capital afterwards?

>>46255706
Just for authenticity's sake, can we see the head?

>>46255706
That's nonsense, they double-booked it so we would fight each other for the heads. Why not give the heads to us and we'll split the money with you afterwards?

>>46255706
Agreed.

We probably ought to all introduce ourselves now, oughtn't we?

>>46255706
They'd consider it boss poaching despite this being the fault of the damned bureaucrats at the office?
Fine, how about we work together to clean the rest of the dungeon and then we'll talk about how we'll split the reward.

>>46255935
I agree with this plan.

>>46255935
Lets try it.
We shouldn't give up at our job so easily. These creatures needs clearing.

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>>46255935
>>46255853
[Other Guildmaster] That's pretty much it for this floor though. And I'm not risking my Adventurer License delving further down in this crappy dungeon.

>>46255862
Here. It was a big-ass rat with two rows of teeth.

>>46255864
I'd rather have my full share, to be honest.

>>46255873
You're right. I'm Guildmaster Lena, the gruffy looking guy is Mak

QM said it would be a one-shot on twitter. Unless he changed his mind, I doubt we are meant to go through all the levels.
Surprise cegremo!

>>46256085
Actually I feel like we could continue this if there is enough interest. Not once per week, but every once in a while.

>>46256077
>And I'm not risking my Adventurer License delving further down in this crappy dungeon
No risk no reward! It's the way of life. It's their fault for messing up the paperwork, my licence won't be taken from their mistake.

>>46256077
If you're not going down a level, my party will. Let's keep adventuring!

>>46256141
In that case, I'm all in.
You keep surprising me QM.

>>46256077
>And I'm not risking my Adventurer License delving further down in this crappy dungeon.
Wait, what? The request was to clear out the ENTIRE dungeon, not just the first floor.
Something ain't right here.

>>46256141
Sounds like a plan.

>>46256077
You can have fun with the walk back then. Me and my companions will continue our work here.

Unless you want to join us.

>>46256077
Good point. We should go back.

Without license, no money. Without money, no food.

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>>46256316
>>46256211
>>46256146
>>46256168

Okay, okay! Fine! We'll come with you, but if they fine us for Boss poaching I'm making you pay for my ticket.

Anyway we all need to rest for a bit.

This is just step one, soon they will see the wisdom of our leadership and our guild will grow!

>>46256370
Sure, it's good to rest before each new level.

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Since the second floor isn't finished we'll need to call this a night.

This was lot of fun! I think we could continue this quest, it felt like it had lots of potential. What do you think?

Making isometric dungeons is awesome, even if this one was fairly small.

>>46256370
Fair enough. The next floor is going to be tougher than the last, so we should be ready for it.

>>46256752
A THREAD EVERY WEEK FOR THE NEXT MONTH!

>>46256752
Was pretty cool. Would play again.

How much time do you spend doing the art anyway? Do you do it on the spot or have some of it pre-drawn?

>>46256752
Thanks cegremo.

Yeah, it was pretty great. You're doing things in a very interesting way, I would definitely follow this and grow the guild.

I like smaller things, NERV is too noisy sometimes

>>46256752
Sounds good bruh

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>>46256930
Eria, Karen and the ''world'' map were already done. The dungeon was 60% done, but mostly looked like pic related. The rest was one the spot.

I should a prepped a bit more thought. It was a bit barebones.

>>46256805
Nerv Bridge Simulator on Tuesdays, Guildmaster Simulator on Fridays? Has there ever been a QM who ran two quests at the same time?

>>46256999
In my opinion NBS would be less fun without a touch of shitposting.

>>46257256
Yes. Several. There have been QMs that ran up to five quests at a time. All of them weekly. As in: A session per weak. Each.

>>46257256
>Has there ever been a QM who ran two quests at the same time?
I don't know about drawquests, but I can think of one who had 5 running at the same time for a while.

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>>46257256
>In my opinion NBS would be less fun without a touch of shitposting.
Yeah, pretty much.
But especially when said shitposting emphasizes the already ridiculous scenes in NBS
Case in point, pic related. Look familiar?

>>46257336
>>46257354
What? Just running this plus NGS earlier this week was a lot of work, I can't imagine 5 quests. Give this man a medal.

>>46257430
The energy tendril gun was the high point of NBS. Nothing will ever come close.

>>46257525
>Nothing will ever come close.
Not with that fucking attitude it won't

Also, if possible, try not to overwork yourself. If things get too stressful, just slow down a bit.

>>46257525
Well. They weren't drawquests, so I guess it was a bit less work.