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because I have time to squander
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>>46246736
Everyone has 1 hp.
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>>46246802
despite all the odds, and the realities of space combat, if humans ever make it to space this is sure to happen at least a few times
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>>46246853
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>>46246358
Anon in me thinks this is cool.
Citizen in me thinks this person should have been shot with a tranquilizer the moment he refused to come down peacefully.
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>>46246853
This is the image we use to defeat the AI. It'll distract them just long enough to deal the killing blow.
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>>46247090
You shouldn't read 4Chan during double anal.
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>>46247090
thats a fucking stupid idea, you're fucking stupid. I'm not sure where that seems to serve a civic good, except in the most shortsighted and authoritarian drive to force compliance even when it is disproportionate and dangerous.
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>>46246905
>hunter thompson
>leonidas
>far cry 3 villain
>gordon freeman
>fallout mascot hawaiian doll
Who's the guy on the bike?
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>>46246736
>ss13 nuke round
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>>46247495
I think it's the guy from Snow Crash (Pizza delivery boy hacker samurai) but I didn't read Snow Crash, just heard of it third-hand.
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>>46247495
6 string samurai and there is totally a ork battlewagon in the back right.
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>>46247495
I can't see Gordon, but I can see Orks!
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>>46247567
The guy behind the steering wheel.
He might be the Drive protagonist, though.
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>>46247495
>>far cry 3 villain
You sure? Vaas never used a spear and isn't generally this tribal-looking.
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>>46247256
I'll have you know that reading 4chan goes great with all kinds of buggery.

>>46247427
>the most shortsighted and authoritarian drive to force compliance
Yeah, it kind of is. But letting the loon go on with his crazy act keeps firefighters and police occupied for hours. Those people are needed elsewhere.
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>>46247651
The face looks right, I dunno, man, the last Far Cry I played was the first one. Also, that's a hammer, not a spear.
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>>46247675
Now when I looked closer, it's probably Sulik. Nose bone, sledghammer as weapon of choice.
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>>46247693
And the green mutie would be Marcus?
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>>46247797
Definitely. Notice signature goggles and armour design as well as minigun. Car may or may not be Highwayman. It wasn't this badly battered originally.
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>>46247845
Adding up to that, the guy at the back of the car could be Cassidy (the bald barkeep).
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>>46248044
Possibly, but it's not how I remember his colour scheme.
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>>46248229
Why CoD?
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>>46247495
>>46247541
>>46247567
>>46247651

>Not mentioning the fucking super mutant with the assault cannon.
Don't you shit me that's an Ork. It's more like Marcus from Fallout
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>>46247667
and they should have been there, instead of supervising an obstinate and nimble lunatic.
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>>46248458
Orcs are further in the background. Out of focus.
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>>46248458
there's an ork trukk in the background
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>>46248513
>>46248539
I know that, I'm surprised you guys missed Marcus
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>>46248577
I noticed him. Didn't even bother to point out until someone doubted it.
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>>46248229
>There will never be a version of GATE where America discovers a fantasy world instead of Japan
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I need a name!
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>>46248831
greg
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>>46248830
Isn't that stargate?
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>>46248831

>Arbites arrest a heretic
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>>46248704
>staring straight in the direction he knows the gorgon's in.

sounds like a one way trip to petrified junction
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name pls
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I feel like this could have a good filename, but can't come up with any. Something about fetishes.
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>>46248974
I bet he`s already rock hard.
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Name?
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>>46249112
>DM starts the new campaign
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>>46249046
/trash/
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>>46248429
What the fuck is this from? I need to know for research purposes
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>>46249293
A Prank Time
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>>46249418
Cheers pal
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>>46248831
Given his shorts: Don't Mess with Texas?
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>>46248831
I-is that Gropey?
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>>46249934

this is reversed, isn't it
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>>46247777
Subtle.
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>>46248757
Wait, the guy with the mohawk is Sulik, he's got a sledge, the guy in the back with the gun looks like Vic, which makes the driver either Cassidy or the Chosen One.
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>>46249989
Yes
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>>46246736
I'm not the only who did this shit with their army men?
The evil astronaut men against the heroic army troopers?
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>>46249934
>her tits got bigger
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>>46249695
Heh
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>>46250060
Lay On Hands, man, not even once.
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>>46250012
sauce?
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>>46249905
please tell me only the idiot died in this
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>>46248831
come at me imperials.
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>>46249695
>Sabbath at Saint Bernard's
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>>46246736
>Astronauts vs. Antinauts
ftfy
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>>46250004
I'm stupid, I didn't get it.
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>>46247044
The look of absolute despair on his face always gets to me.
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>>46250434
It lists the time to build it as 15 minutes in English, but only 10 minutes in French.
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>>46250434
>15 minutes setup
>montage en 10 minutes
you don't have to be a genius to figure it out
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>>46250434
bottom left
how long does it take?
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>>46250511
>>46250514
>>46250539
I thought it might be this, but wasn't sure actually, reading the file name it makes sense now.
thanks
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>>46247777
>DAE LE DUMB AMERICANS
Rude.
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>>46250434
It takes fifteen minutes to set up, but only if you're a stupid pig-dog englishman.
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>>46246691
Always wondered how emissions like that would get away despite faking ghosts...
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>>46248830
it was called GRUNTS, except it was more like a fantasy world discovered a horde of US weapons, Orcs become proper soldiers, then one US soldier is brought over, and then Space Bugs invade, and then space bugs unceremoniously eat the one American when he attempts diplomacy. But they wind up doing the peace thing anyway, after a short war.
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>>46248831
Natural Armor as Damage Reduction
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>>46250514
well obviously the montage is faster than actually building it.
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>>46248831

Face_glithes.gif
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>>46248830
It's what happens technically but they chose to ignore it for military fantasy wankery.
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>>46249905
Why?
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>>46251377
Aaaaaand then what?
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>>46246736
Horus Heresy?
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>>46251315
It's funny because they are literally wrong with everything they say.

Haw.

Haw.
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>>46251315
I've seen that like twice and it only just occurred to me that the circles are 100% accurate depictions of the areas. Except for the elves thing, I mean.
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>>46252230
>Except for the elves thing, I mean.

Open thine eyes, anon. See the truth that is elves being cuckolded by orcs from the south.
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>>46250096
I would also like to know
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>>46249074
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>>46248831
> My ancestors are smiling at me, Imperials!
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>>46248831
Was that rubber bullets? I think those were rubber bullets. But still impressive.
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>>46246905
>>46247495
>thompson
>leonidas
>super mutant
>six string samurai
>vault boy
>T1000 driving the truck
>ork battle wagon
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>>46252737
>>46250096
http://g.e-hentai.org/g/483330/45a7e44245/
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>>46252230
>he doesn't know
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>>46248831
>Lvl 20 Bard vs the Town Guard
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>>46253390
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>>46250313
>>Astronauts vs. Cosmonauts
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>>46254838
But where are the psychonauts?
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>>46249266
Perfect
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>>46251487
Indeed...
>Dual-Wielding-In-Shadowrun for me.
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>>46255035
What's she doing wrong?
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>>46255460
Which way is the pistol pointing?
Now, where is the rifle pointing?
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>>46255460
She is holding two firearms so that the barrels are pointing directly at her.
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>>46255460
She's pointing two guns at herself.
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>>46251335
>Needs a framed spoon
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>>46255399
You know, for such a dumpy looking guy, he's fairly well cut with his clothes off.

Get him a decent tailor and he'd go from a 3/10 to a 6.5/10 with no effort on his part.

...Last time I checked I thought I was straight, what am I doing?
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>>46255541

>dumpy looking guy

A lot of that is because he's clearly wearing clothes waay too big for him to make this gag work.
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>>46255541
>4chan
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>>46255541
Learning, you are learning.
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>>46247044
>successful save vs illusion
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>>46248995
It's an easy one for "I Feel the Warp Overtaking me.gif"
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>>46255035
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>>46248995
benedict cumberbatch.gif
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>>46255541
>implying you can stay straight after browsing 4chan for any period of time
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>>46255035
You can almost see him vibrating with knife-hand energy.
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>>46248399
That look of utter despair as the Mariachi on the right realizes what his life has come to.
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>>46249112
Missed last session and didn't get a recap
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Requesting a name for this one.
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>>46255907
knife-hands?
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>>46256267
>Conjure Animals
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>>46256296
That karate-chop hand motion drill sergeants do when chewing somebody out.
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>>46255732
>Kerbal Space Program
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>>46256296
It's like a wizard using a wand to focus their magical energy, except DIs use seething hatred.
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>>46256970
I feel like I should get this, but I dont.
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>>46257010
>inb4 rekt/HE DED
APPARENTLY unless you have an open sore or some other way for the mercury to get into your bloodstream, the stuff just goes straight the fuck through you with no damage...
...
...supposedly...
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>>46257133
Kender
Just...just look them up on 1d4chan.
It's how you create a halfing race designed SOLELY to be played by That Guy and/or Chaotic Stupid players.
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>>46256296
Knife-hands.
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>>46257177

Mercury can fuck you up with skin contact.

It's likely gallium, because mercury fumes over a mercury pool that big are really going to fuck you up.
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>>46257177
You turn blue, m8.
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>>46257237
Mercury compounds will fuck you up like that.

Straight mercury is a little less lethal.
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>>46246619
kek
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>>46255541
give him a haircut and he's a solid 7
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>>46257223
No, I get that, I just don't get how the pic relates... Like is it saying that a bunch of Kender players would try to steal time?
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>>46247495
>>46247541
You need to stop what you're doing and see this NOW.
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>>46257446
yes
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>>46257446
its a terry gilliam movie about a bunch of kleptomaniacal midgets that stole a map of all creation from god and went on an adventure, and eventually they fight the devil.
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>>46248769
Oh my

>>46249720
Nah. I wouldn't be caught dead in those shorts, and I am a little bigger, both muscle and weight wise.

Impressive though.

>>46253070
Pepper balls. Being shot directly with a rubber bullet will kill you just as easy as lead.

>>46256885
Its...Beautiful

>>46257010
NOPE
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>>46257446
Watch fucking Time Bandits you fucking plebeian.
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>>46257177
Absolutely wrong. Do not touch mercury and please never enter a lab.
>>46257280
Somewhat true, but it's less lethal in the same way a beanbag round to the eye is less lethal than a bullet.
>>46257237
Possible, but a gallium pool like that would be expensive as fuck.
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>>46257728
I fucking love Chapstick.
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>>46257010
Oh god why?
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>>46257734
Okay THAT makes sense.

Youtube is being sort of fail when I search for clips, I keep getting this really cheesey movie trailer instead of scenes...

>>46257792
Will do, hoping a stream site or TPB has a decent rip.
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>>46257867
Chinese medicine.
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>>46257900
I'm reminded of that high point in Family Guy's running, when Peter kicks the shit out of her.
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>>46257900
>Freeform.jpg
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I have no idea what these webms are, but I clearly named them in response to filename threads. Let's go on a journey of discovery together!
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>>46257792
https://kat.cr/time-bandits-1981-1080p-bluray-h264-aac-rarbg-t11986407.html
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>>46258010
Fuck mean to respond to >>46257870
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>>46257759
>Being shot directly with a rubber bullet will kill you just as easy as lead
What exactly do you mean by this? I ask because all data and video evidence proves otherwise.
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>>46258007
Oh shit, it's Scott mother fucking Sterling!
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>>46258010
>MY PEOPLE NEED ME
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>>46257894
Didn't know that was still a thing over there.
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>>46258053
the irony there is that nowhere in the Witcher 3 does geralt actually use daggers

(although if you play it like me, he doesn't use swords either. quen + igni ftw)
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>>46257728
>>46257848
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>>46258053
I always find it ironic that daggers are consistently the worst weapon in TTRPGs, but most fantasy art has daggers strapped everywhere. I've recently come to the conclusion that they're there as utility tools and/or in case the character is disarmed. Shame that almost never comes up in games though.
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>>46258051
Those are pepperballs: Essentially paintballs filled with CS shot from a high powered paintball gun. The fact that there are no holes in him, and the little puffs of powder are dead giveaways.

Rubber bullets are NEVER shot directly at a person, and rarely come in anything under a shotgun shell in size. They are a scored slug or shot of vulcanized hard rubber, that are are fired at the ground, several feet in front, allowed to bounce at the target, and even then, can kill a man. There is no police department in the US, or most of europe that would risk them anymore with better alternatives in pepper balls and tasers.

>>46258128
Ground up tiger penis and rhino horn are still a thing there.
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>>46252230
You haven't heard of the Sami have you? I'm fairly certain they influenced some parts of Tolkien's elves, not sure though.
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>>46258292
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>>46258292
Gonna need a sauce
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>>46254460
what
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>>46258321
I wasn't talking about the video. I know they're pepper balls. You claimed rubber bullets will kill someone just the same as lead bullets, despite the fact that rubber bullets are less lethal and right at this very moment you can look up footage of people shot with rubber bullets with no ill effects besides very large bruises and/or some deep tissue damage. The same cannot be said of even the smaller rifle rounds.
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>>46258440
god help me i love this series
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>>46258292

Wow, that is a load of bullshit in that webm.
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>>46258321
>You have not lived until you have snorted a line of ground up tiger penis cut with mercury.
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>>46255035
>knife hands internally
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>>46258491
Afrocentric "history". The guy on the right is the supervillain who created white people to bring ruin to black civilization. The things on the left are some examples of black culture that whitey took credit for.
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>>46258511
Except that most footage past 1980 of "rubber bullets" are misidentified. PCRs (pain compliance rounds, essentially solid paintballs), and foam baton rounds from a grenade launcher will still cause some serious injuries.

Pic related. "rubber bullets" shot at the Ferguson protestors.

>>46258624
>Snorting
>Not being injected into your dick
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>>46258624
Mercury should not be associated with such degeneracy. Unless its first name is Freddie.
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>>46256734
Second best line I ever got out of a DS

>PRIVATE, HAVE YOU SEEN DS STONE?
>He's over there, Drill Sgt
>DID YOU JUST KNIFE HAND ME, PRIVATE?
>Wha..?
>DID YOU JUST *KNIFE HAND* ME, PRIVATE?
>Y-yes.
>GOOD JOB PRIVATE. POINTING IS DISRESPECTFUL.
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>>46258686
If you're shot in an area like the eye it can kill or injure you, a "non-lethal" round isn't going to slow down because it hits your eye, that fucker is gonna kill you just as dead as a real bullet if it somehow manages to go through to your brain.
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>>46258535
That's what makes it fun.
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>>46258686
I thought that's where the rhino horn went.
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>>46247550
This is the correct.
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>>46258806
>a "non-lethal" round
There is no such thing, and you will never hear anyone whos worked with them call them that for a very good reason. "Less lethal" is the term for a very important reason.

Statistically, most less lethal deaths happen from external heart fibrillation (Hit so hard in the chest the heart stops), the back of the skull, the temples and the throat.
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>>46258784
I have to ask, what was the best?
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>>46250184
as far as i remember he did die.
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>>46255595
>Egotism, Hysteria, Periodical Fits, Bad Company, Feebleness of Intellect, Seduction and Disappointment, Greediness, Fever and Jealousy
>all listed separately from female disease
Seems pretty redundant doesn't it?
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>>46258897
Hence the quotation marks.
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>>46258292
>I've recently come to the conclusion that they're there as utility tools and/or in case the character is disarmed
Pretty much, they're also really easy to store and hide.
I think the big problem is that most TTRPGs make it waaaay to easy to be "optimal." Players are often armed with their favoured equipment and in positions to use their favoured strategy. Rarely have I found myself in a game where a Jackie Chan or Hotline Miami style fight comes up.
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>>46258686
I can confirm, I've had an arm broken by a bear control rubber bullet from a 12GA shotfun.
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>>46248995

Tzeentch in a nutshell
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>>46258686
Please tell me you really know that those are earplugs.
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>>46249266
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>>46258447
It was put out a few seasons ago. Something something seven lotus or orchid or something. I forget.

>>46258292
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>>46258447
Rokka: Braves of the Six Flowers.

It becomes a mystery show quarter of the way through.
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>>46259286
>100 stress cap
Is that like the early beta before Heart Attacks?
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>>46259324
Must've been, I remember when it was easier just to say fuck it, let stress max, and hope for virtues.
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>>46247777
These Loss edits are getting abstract as fuck.
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>>46248995
Bard casts Major Image on himself.
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>>46259352
...fuck.
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>>46259268
Ok, is that a Smith And Wesson sponsored old dude doing a bit from Italian Spiderman?
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>>46258902
>PRIVATE, YOU GO FORWARD, NOT BACKWARD!
>HOLY SHIT PRIVATES, HOW HARD IS IT TO DECIDE WHAT THE FUCK DO EAT?! IF YOU'RE EATING SLOW ENOUGH TO TASTE IT, THEN I HAVE FAILED YOU AS YOUR DRILL SERGENT
>GRAPES *AND* CHERRIES? WHO MADE YOU SO FUCKING SPECIAL?!
>IS THAT A FUCKING CHOCOLATE CAKE?!

It's difficult to describe the tone of voice with the last statement. He was already screaming at the top of his lungs, but this was different. Entire chowhall 400 trainees, and the entire place was instantly quiet. Even the other DSs shut up and started looking.

I had a lot of amazing moments with DSs in Basic though. A lot of them just take the chance to act as fucking silly as possible, because they know they're so naturally intimidating they can get away with it.
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>>46259532
Is the only reason they serve chocolate cake in a chow hall to give DS' an excuse to yell at the dumbshits retarded enough to grab a piece?
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>>46259588
Is this a thing? Is the cake a lie?
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>>46259532
What the hell? People in your military get to choose what they eat?
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>>46259606
America spoils its troops.
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>>46259268
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>>46259606
You are aware that we feed inmates better than homeless and school children,right?
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>>46251455
It goes bang. Its a glock, anon. They always go bang
one way or another
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>>46259703
Yeah, I would imagine that's normal. I mean it's the same around here. Accommodation too - prison is in way better shape than college dorms.
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>>46259635
1.4k fucking turns.
Jesus what.
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>>46259635
what's that game called again?
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>>46259933
Toribash, I think.
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>>46259810
Having worked in a prison, this is very far from true in the US.
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>>46259606
Well, to a degree. There's usually about 2-3 choices of meal at the chow hall, in garrison terms. The meals are planned in such a way to provide specific diets regardless of what you choose.


When it came to deployment, we ate whatever the cooks made, or an MRE. Unless you were on one of the bigger FOBs, which had insanely good chow halls. The British hall generally had the best food, though that might have just been because it was different.

>>46259588
The chow halls weren't solely for trainees, which is why they had it be the way it was.

>>46259629
Horseshit. I'm not going to argue some countries don't have it worse, but in my experience the American chow halls on the big bases were always the worst ones. Can't even blame it on our cooks either, since the big chow halls had contractors.
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>>46259439
Miculek is an awesome dude. He likes to spoof movies and lampoon the media. he's got some pretty awesome videos on youtube.
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>>46258667
Tell me more, this is fascinating.
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>>46249074
damn girl
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>>46260052
Having worked in a school, unless you're serving inmates bread sandwiches, I really fucking doubt it. If a student forgot lunch money, this is for first graders, mind you. IF a student forgot lunch money they got a slice of american cheese between two pieces of bread and a carton of milk. I dont think less than that can still be considered a meal, its considered psychological torture.
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>>46252230
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>>46259143
I know quite well. Please reread my post and notice the quotation marks.

>most footage past 1980 of "rubber bullets" are misidentified
>"rubber bullets" shot at the Ferguson protestors.
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>>46260244
>they got a slice of american cheese between two pieces of bread and a carton of milk

Dude, we eat that all the time and we love it.

Grilled cheese nigga.
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>>46259635
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>>46260244
>IF a student forgot lunch money they got a slice of american cheese between two pieces of bread and a carton of milk.

sounds like a grilled cheese to me.
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>>46260244
Jesus fucking Christ, is that what we've been reduced to?
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>>46260372
>>46260415
Yeah, but it's not grilled. So it's just a cheese.
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>>46260375
sauce? I'm intriuged
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>>46260496
The Secret World - fairly decent MMO.
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>>46260544
>fairly decent MMO
sure it is
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>>46260544
Honestly it's one of those mmos that would have been better off just having all the writing transplanted to a single player game with a better combat system.

Like SWTOR.
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>>46260437
>not liking from the fridge cold american cheese slices

>not bringing the latest Foreman with you everywhere you go

>not pissing on everyone in sheer rage

You had options. We all do.
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>>46260159
http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/we-wuz-kings
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>>46260753
I'm gonna need a sauce for this pls
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>>46258955
>I think the big problem is that most TTRPGs make it waaaay to easy to be "optimal."

I agree. When my friend or I DM, we take steps to counter this. There are many situations where carrying a greatsword or plasma cannon is simply not socially acceptable. Different gear is optimal for different situations; if you need to fight in the water, bring a knife, not a battleaxe.

Try to reward flexibility, not optimization. Reward the fighter with the knife in his boot, not just the one with the specialized feat combo.
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>>46255308
That's... that's the joke.
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>>46260857
Yojimbo
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>>46249695
>Charles-dost-not-serf
>>
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>>46249074
Reminds me of pic related.

Don't ask for source, I ain't got one.
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>>46260857

yojimbo
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>>46260944
Is that Keeanu Reeves?
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>>46260980
Yes, it is.
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>>46260980
Yeah, in 47 Ronin. Super disappointing movie, although some of the creature design was pretty good.
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>>46248831
>Greater Die Hard Feat
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>>46248830
One can dream, right?
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>>46248831

>Valor Level 2: Dogged
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>>46261047
>combibolter.jpg
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>>46260938
>[dick inserting intensifies]
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>>46261091
>tfw no female gender in the zone
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>>46260990
Fucking Fargo
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>>46249905
Finally, chinese corner cutting kills someone who deserves it.
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>>46261091
It's pronounced "Slootskey" though.
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>>46250257
Fucking gold.
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>>46261178
It looks like porn.
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>>46261192
so does GoT, heyo
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>>46261129
godamn he looked so smug in the moments before his death
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>>46261205
Wait, so that wasn't an actual teaser?

Shit.
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>>46261175
That's evidently Ork Tech
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>>46257900
Oh my fucking god, Lucy you tremendous cuntbag. it'd been 65 fucking years and you still make me angrier than a Khornate Berserker!
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>>46261219
This is more my style
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>>46261101
I enjoyed season 2 from what I saw of it, though for some reason it entirely exited my mind after episode 6, which I thought was pretty good. What the fuck was the explanation of that?
>>
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>>46260995
I mean, they tried to make a full length movie about a story that doesn't really translate into English.

Honestly they did pretty well, all things considered. Bonus points for him actually being half Asian as well.
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>>46261302
It's just a flying saucer.
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>>46261298
Apparently that scene was improvised by Pacino. Hank Azaria's reaction was of genuine surprise/shock.
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>>46261339
I did like the touch at the end when they're signing their own death notice, and all of the samurai have really long names and Keanu Reeves' name is only, like, two characters long, because he's a filthy peasant.
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>>46261387
FAMAS?
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>>46261396
1911 with an m9 slide
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What should I name this?
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>>46261175
I misread that for a second
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>>46261453
something about those 40k shields that teleport the wearer comes to mind.
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>>46261054
The Strain?
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>>46260797
Holy shit, I never noticed, is that Thomas Jane?
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>>46261475
i did that on purpose
>>
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>>46261455
Markydaysaid is just a gem
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>>46259921
I believe turns are on 10 step intervals, so more like 140 turns. Though you can decrease the interval, which they may have done.
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>>46260815
What is this from? I recognize that guy as Marc Antony from Rome.
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>>46261572
also i saved that
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>>46261074
whats the source on this, that was great
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>>46256525
i thought it was a reference to star ship troopers.
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>>46261750
History channel, though I don't know what source. It's based on an old viking saga, though, and I know the story for that.
This one dude named Eirik was a POW when he and his comrades were captured by the Earl Hakon of Norway after the battle of Hjorungavagr.

All the POWs were gonna be executed, and during the Execution, Eirik had an idea. He requested to be executed next, but asked that a man hold his long hair during the execution, so as not to dull the blade.

At the last second, Eirik pulled backwards, and the man's hands were pulled into the path of the axe. Earl Hakon thought it was so hilarious, he offered Eirik freedom for his bravery. Eirik demanded that all his comrades go free as well, and Earl Hakon agreed to his demands.
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>>46261642
I wanna say Torque
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>>46261316
HOLY SHIT NEWS ARTICLE PLEASE.
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>>46256267
>he hasn't seen black sheep
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>>46261074
I fucking loved this part when I watched this. Vikings were 10/10 trolls

>>46261750
From a show on history channel called Vikings, it's in its 4th season I think right now. Unless you already know the saga of Ragnar Lothbrok it's pretty plot heavy, I'd start from Season 1.
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>>46261339
>I mean, they tried to make a full length movie about a story that doesn't really translate into English.
How does the story not translate into English?
All you need to know about the whole Honour vs Law is easily explained via dialogue.
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>>46261316
>Lonestar
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>>46256525
>>46256734

...and theeeere I was thinking this was Starship Troopers reference. You know, because he looks kinda like Zim.
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>>46261921
Wow, what a shitty ruler.
>Hahahaha, you caused my man irreparable harm which will ruin his life forever. How funny! Please, go free and be pardoned of all atrocities you've done in my jurisdiction.
I hope he came to a Bad_End.jpeg
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>>46257485
>Bard takes Book of Nine Swords feats
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>>46261642
Looks like Torque.

It's a very mediocre Fast and Furious but with bikers ripoff.
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>>46261485
Yeah.

The Strain is great. Season 2 was a bit slow, but knowing what's coming next, S3 is going to explode.
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>>46263451
>In a pawnshop in Spanish Harlem, former history professor and Holocaust survivor Abr-
Into the trash it goes.
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>>46263524
Written by Guillermo Del Toro.

And that's an old badass concentration camp survivor with a cane sword who's nemesis is a Nazi vampire.

I'm sorry for your bad taste, because this show is rad.
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>>46263592
>"Nazis are evul!" shit again
>rad
Riiight.
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>>46261453
Glitch in the matrix
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>>46261205
That looks like Alec Baldwin and Ken Watanabe
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>>46258907
yeah, but did the guys in the lift survive?
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>>46263178
The king realized he had been trolled and just went with it. Props to him.
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>>46263613
>He doesn't like killing Nazis
Get a load of this fag
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>>46261288
Is that a lever and bolt action gun? What?
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>>46248831
>S2 shooting
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