The GM makes you play an eunuch character. How do you react?

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>>46219633
Roll up a skeleton

>>46219633
Play a female eunuch.

>>46219633
Get fucked in the ass in every position the kama sutra has for that like the little bitch he's trying to make me. Or, you know, take over the court from the shadows since I must be a eunuch to be around the queen safely (unless I'm just meant to sing like a girl then I kill myself after taking it up the ass).

>>46219633
>The eunuch is a bard

Hard mode: Upon meeting the other players, you find out that all of you will be playing eunuchs characters.

>>46219633
Grey Worm is also an eunuch, the book one is a bad ass.

>>46219633
I played one few years ago. He was pretty much Varys who used poison.

>>46219633
DW marines have Chem-geld as default.

>>46219633
"Makes you"...that's not how this shit works son.

>>46219677

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KLjvfqnD0ws

>>46219661
Go away Greer your books are shit

>>46219633
By putting on a dress and becoming woman of the year.

>>46219633
Make the character eat glass, shit his guts out and then make a character myself.

>>46219633
Engage in skulduggery, become the power behind the throne and execute my enemies?

Is genitalia amputation the GM's magical realm?

Ask the GM why he feels it's necessary.
If he can't give a satisfactory reason, tell him I'm not going to let him castrate me of player agency and find a new game.

Finally, I can play the trap that I always wanted.

>>46219666
>>46219897
These anons get it. Somebody has to undermine the emperor, and it's always the generals or his kids. Maybe me and the other eunuchs will poison him and then keep the crown prince under our thumbs.

>>46219633
>makes you play an eunuch character
>makes
>implying that I don't already want to play a eunuch

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>>46219884

>>46219633
Grow a pair

>>46219633
Sure, I'm happy to play another one.

>>46219633
If he thinks that's going to stop me from being a dick he's got another thing coming.

>>46219633
Agree only if he ERPs the entire process. Four hour minimum session. Need to get in lots of detail.

>>46219633
I beat him up and steal his lunch money.

>tfw no doms into castration
Life is shit.

>>46219633
I ask why?

>>46220448
badump pish

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>>46219633

>>46219633
Woah woah woah. Back up a second. The DM "makes me"? Thats not how this shit goes down.

>>46219633
I'd play a crazy wizard who wants his dick back because he was castrated.

>>46220812
>tfw you are the castration dom, but you're afraid to bring it up to people.

>>46221102
Life is suffering.

>tfw no boyfriend to slowly perform a lateral oriectomy upon while awake and wholly conscious

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>>46219633
I'd fuck me.

>>46221433
anon-kun, I'd date you. but only if yo promise to remove my balls and use me as an impotent sextoy

>>46221491
>>46221433
>>46220812
I think I finally found a fetish worse and more pathetic then financial domination

>>46219633

I already play an eladrin who is part of an order of monster-hunters. The rituals involved in joining left him chemically castrated.

No, I did not realize this was relatively close to a Witcher reference until someone pointed it out to me.

>>46221586
hey, at least it isn't cuckolding.

>>46221617
The cuckolding comes later. That's after his use as an impotent anal cocksleeve.

>>46221640
I think it's hotter if the on castrating you is a girl. Then you're basically a dildo with legs

>>46221677
How about both sides being used? And you get the lucky job of cleaning master's spunk out of mistress with your tongue?

>>46221719
Now that is a plan I can get behind. As long as it's being a shared pet and not NTR. I wanna be the family dog, not the cheated on husband.

But really, my boner is strong with that one. Where can I find someone to do it with?

>>46221586
Financial domination is fascinating and hilarious.

>>46219891

I am now imagining a clumsy character that critically fails a roll and ends up eating his glass tankard and dying instead of taking a sip.

>>46221751
Fuck off jew.

>>46221433
>oriectomy
Why do medical therms always make me laugh.
>RHINOPLASTY.

>>46221719
Please answer me >>46221741
senpai~

>>46219633
One of my players got framed for assaulting the local Jehammedan chief's daughter, so he retroactively made him a eunuch, despite the fact that he's playing a premade character with no such flaw.

I had to remind him that he was not really receiving a trial, and had no right to face his accuser and whip it out.

So apparently he's into that.