There are endless numbers of bishonen elves, and a few humans

OP, I am unironically telling you to kill yourself.

>>46203526
Strike out "male" and instead put in "androgynous" and we're golden

>>46203526
I'm sure they could give it a try, but being stout and earthen and beefy across the board makes it a lot harder for them. Even beardless dwarves tend to have such manly chins, bishieness becomes a real challenge. At the end of the day, most elves get the feminine tropes and dwarves get the masculine ones. That's just how it is.

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>>46203526

>>46203526
In my setting they're basically short humans with a touch of DF-inspired insanity in them, so yeah. Now I need to go make a few bishie nobles...

>>46203526
By Dwarven standards, yes.
Still a huge gut, brawny and hairy as fuck by any other perspective

>>46203672
>Only person to bring a non cookie-cutter character
>DM hates him

Why?

>>46203526
it seems like you forget that dwarfs and elves aren't too different race but the genders of the same one

>>46203672
That comic makes me mildly angry.

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>>46203672
>doing it this wrong

>>46203788
Honestly this. Granted my opinion may be based off of being in the most special snowflake group ever.
>Half-elf fighter
>Half-elf rogue
>Dwarf fighter
>Dragonborn Paladin
>Dragonborn Ranger
>Tiefling some magic user
>Male Drow some magic user

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>>46203672
But elves don't have a malus to Str. It should be a gnome or a halfling for that joke to makes sense.