CYOA thread

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Some random pastebin that is supposedly related to this thread: http://pastebin.com/vrqYhnpu

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>>46163020

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A link to the previous thread: >>46153295

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>>46163207
Jeez, anon, don't be such a slowpoke.

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>>46163223

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Reposting pic requests from previous thread for a CYOA that will never be made but hell if I don't want some artwork:

>A timid looking girl wearing glasses with gargantuan breasts, wearing thick clothing. I'm assuming this is the one referred to in >>46155506 (You), so unless you got a better one this one's covered.

>A fragile, pale looking girl with a gentle expression, blonde hair and very fancy clothing. Ojousama shit. This one's the futa, so assuming no dealing with pictures of bulges, anything would do that doesn't wear tight pants.

>A sexy slut who nevertheless looks like she might be able to hold a conversation. This girl's condition has almost nothing do with her appearance (alien infestation) so as long as she looks slutty (or even just provocative) and intelligent, sky's the limit. Elements of the appearance suggesting some kind of science fictiony interest (even something like a flying saucer phonestrap, which is what we gave her in the sketches, would be ideal).

>A hikikimori looking girl with messy, oily, very, very long hair (so basically it's Tomoko, which is what I recommend using for her) with very, very covered skin, so as to hide all the filth and body hair. Her route was meant to provoke "disgusting girl" fetishists (smelly, hairy, unwashed slobs, etc.) by showing just how unpleasant, messed up and decidedly unsexy such a person would be in real life.

>a small, flat chested but vicious looking girl. Not a loli, just an underdeveloped person. Short hair, covered in occult paraphernalia and/or engaging in /x/-tier activities.

>The aforementioned flat chested, muscular demonness.

And just so that this isn't complete spam, here's a CYOA for your trouble.

>>46162985
Why wouldn't you link to the previous thread and the pastebin?
>>46153295
http://pastebin.com/vrqYhnpu

>>46163290
Jeez, anon, don't be such a slowpoke.

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What made it in to the next - and final - installment (Titles may be changed)...

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>>46163417
... and the finished CYOA from last thread.
My birthday wish is you enjoy it.

>>46163438
>Soul of the tiger
>Image of a giant werewolf

>>46163546
Don't judge the tiger shitlord, it can be whatever it wants to be.

>>46163586
Wants to be =/= what it is

>>46163546
my tiger is "special"

>>46163417
No waifu option. And 5th and 6th one is a shitty fetish.

>>46163607
Die cisspecies scum!

>>46163615
All the waifu options were in the previous CYOA.

>>46163586
post of the year 10/10 good job girl

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So later I managed to find the psd and updated this to version 2. No changes to the substance, just some error fixing.

>>46163245
I don't even need to search to tell you that if you're looking for "giant boobs and glasses" all you have to do is go to LITERALLY ANY WEBSITE EVEN REMOTELY RELEVANT TO ANIME ARTWORK and you'll be bombarded with about 30,000 hits.

>>46163698
Reminds me of this anon in the last thread >>46158307

I mean how preciously helpless can you get.

>>46163698
>>46163733
In fairness, he did say that option was covered. I'm assuming he just wanted more pics.

I'm gonna make a waifu cyoa. Post your waifus.

>>46163790
No anon, I'll never let you have my waifu! She's mine and only mine!

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>>46163790
How about this?

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>>46163790
WhyTheFuckNot

>>46163684
Could you put ages onto the girls?

I don't mind if you BS them, just so I know who to pick to be legal and/or get the most extra age from.

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>>46163790

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>>46163790

>>46163074
I think we all know the correct answer here is all of them.

>>46163885
Eh, I don't wanna get specific with that kind of thing. Just eyeball it and assume you're right.

>>46163245
>>46163698
>>46163733
I have a huge deal of pictures and none are work safe.

>>46163684
Kate, so I don't have to be stupid, have a boyfriend/fiance (messy relationship drama), be pregnant, or black.

>>46163950
You have very limited taste then.

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>>46163790
Just for the heck of it, have this one.

>>46163438

BY JUNGLE LAW THE GHOST WHO WALKS CALLS FORTH THE POWER OF TEN TIGERS

>>46163950
Time to rethink your life

>>46163987
What's wrong with being pregnant or black?

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>>46163790
why never husbandos?
pic related my husbando

>>46164056
I don't want to be a mother or black. Those are bad things, and the first is an assload of pain and responsibility that I never want.

>>46164080
Because this thread is 99% straight boys who wish they were gay girls. Weird, I know.

>>46164082
I don't think being blasian would be an issue if you were a rich model from a rich family.

>>46164082
But the black girl is still hot and part Asian too.

>>46164111
I didn't say it was a difficulty, just that it's bad.

>>46164116
I disagree.

>>46163125

Bank codes is superior choice, and I'd likely get the nanobot injection with it.

Buy a big ass house with a view in Montana, buy loads of guns that would make /k/ jealous, and neither myself or generations of my progeny would ever have to work.

>>46164027
Are you that desperate you'll use the same image multiple times?

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>>46164082
>>46164133

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>>46163790

>>46164152
Yeah, I'm getting the feeling there's someone on this thread seriously in love with this girl.

Just so you're aware, that's not even an original character, and she doesn't have a plot related to her. There's nothing for you there TO fall in love with. That's a redressed Kirishima from KanColle. That's all there's to it.

>>46164200
It's not nice to pick on sick girls, anon.

>>46164152
Nah, just figured that I might as well throw in the original version to see what (if anything) the CYOA author makes of it.

>>46164218
>Yeah, I'm getting the feeling there's someone on this thread seriously in love with this girl.
Either you're mistaken, or it's someone other than me.
>Just so you're aware, that's not even an original character, and she doesn't have a plot related to her.
Even if she did, the CYOA author would probably ignore it.

>>46163245
>>46163790
>I don't have enough strength left in my fat fingers to click any of the links to the NSFW boards below, let's turn the CYOA thread into a dump of sexy anime girls so I can whack off in peace

>>46159331
Treasure, Benevolent, Crusade. Undead. 31 Coins.
Whispers. 10 Shards
Mystic Realm. Average Human.
Empowerment on:Inferno, Aquatic, Glacial, Earth, Air, Gaia, Light.
Enchanted Armor, Enchanted Weapon, Personal Guards.
Minions(31 Coins): Humanoid and Elemental Giants and Averages.
Perks: Empowerment(Wasteland), Ascendancy, Equipment, Training. (27)
50 Soldiers, 200 Guards, 75 Mages, 50 Scouts.(12)
20 Battle Mages, 20 Sorcerers, 20 Riders, 20 Priests.(2)
Champion, Warlord, Archmage, Chosen.(0)
Personal Guard: 4 Champions.
Realm Perks: Large, Protected.

I am the fucking owner of Empowerment options. Because I can. I am exploiting the fact that Enchanted Weapons, Sorcerers, and Champions are knowledgeable in my empowerments to make the most powerful fuckhouse of magic out here.

Here's how fighting all the complications is going to work:
Treasure is not as bad because the Undead Complication makes the nobles flee the land, leaving scatted peasants and bandits. My Soldiers should quickly collect them into my realm and bring under my protection so I can deny the Lich possible corpses. With a Large Realm, I don't think anything bad will happen.
As for the Whispers, I shall remind you that my Empowerment of a Light Realm grants me and all my Champions better morals. This is otherwise useless, so I can only assume that Light Realms(And people empowered by them) give off a bigger protection to the Whispers. If this is true, it could aid my fight against the whispers. I also have a Chosen to aid me in the destruction of the Forgotten Ones, as it says he is experienced in exterminating the supernatural. If not, he can help destroy the Lich instead.

>>46164218
Well, that's even sadder. Of all the girls with impossible huge tits, he picks one whose only character trait is tits.

>>46163684

Kate is tempting and all for the whole genius thing, but god DAMN that crippling autism. Girl sounds like she was barely functional even before she got sick.

Dogg on the other hand is clearly on the right side of the brilliant vs insane divide, she's got bright prospects for a medical career, a large supportive extended family and she's in a committed, long term relationship - absolutely a solid choice.

>>46164315
Unless you don't like the idea of giving birth to a child.

>>46164328
You could just have a c section.

>>46164352
C sections don't make the baby you now have to raise go away.

>>46164363
Even if you got rid of it you might want to have another one before too soon, judging by the personality

>>46164391
Which is pretty terrible.

>>46164363
Put it up for adoption. For everything else, there's mastercard.

>>46164409
Not as easy as you think, bro.

This thread is like a perverse experiment in how shitty /cyoa/ can get and still be tolerated by sexually frustrated neckbeards.

>>46164422
craigslist

>>46164425
This is nowhere near the worst thread we've had.

>>46164441
There's something wrong with you.

>>46164425
What do you mean, tolerated by? Created by. Powered by.

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>>46163794
>Age: 2 years younger
>Job: Customer Services Representative
So far it seems fine.

>Background: Daddy Big Arms
I'm a pretty big guy, so her father must be an absolute monster.

?Personality: Cheerful and Optimistic and Melancholy and Pessimistic I guess she's bipolar

>Intelligence: Average
>Hobby: cooking
Alright

>Skin Color: Light
>Eye Color: Green
>Hair Color: Black
>Height: Taller than average
>Build: Skinny
>Breast: C cup
>Butt: Big Booty Babe
Wow, she turned out really hot actually. This went a lot better than I thought it would. Even with the size shrinkage she has good breasts and a great ass, plus I love green eyes.

>Distinctive Features: Glasses
Kinda boring, but I do like girls in glasses.

>Special Features: Secret Hobby (famous for her geekery)
Wait, what? Maybe she's famous online and carefully hides her identity? Regardless, I hit the jackpot.

>Weird Sexual Feature: Mammary Magic
Dodged a bullet there. I like huge breasts, but I'm not a fan of lactation. her breasts being really sensitive is really sexy though. I'm gonna say she's with this when she's feeling good, but is very reluctant to go out when she isn't.

>Alice Enchanted: Vampire (Nocturnal Transformation)
Oh dear. She's also apparently a really old vampire, but I rolled a 1 on one of my rerolls. Her being able to turn into animals is cool though. I'm glad she didn't go to Scholomance because I wouldn't feel comfortable around her if she was a student of the devil. Wait a fucking second here, she's an old vampire and her father is a scary war vet? Did Dracula decide to do a tour in 'Nam or something? Regardless, he just got a thousand times more terrifying. I don't really want to be a vampire, but I have a feeling that in the end we're going to end up pulling a "Let the Right One In."

>My Daily life with Alice: No
She's already a vampire, that's enough.

>>46164454
There are many things wrong with me.

>>46164479
That's okay, anon, you're still one of us.

>>46164441
Hearty laugh.

>>46164455
Self aware shittiness is no less shitty, just hipster.

>>46164363
>>46164409

... is this about not wanting children in general, or

>>46164328
... physical horror at the prospect of childbirth itself?

Because if you want children and you've just reincarnated as a girl, then you're probably going to have to get over that hangup there.

>>46163020
>>46163020

Everyone - advancement
Me - Immortality

>>46164502
It's all of the above, anon.

>>46164500
Accepting yourself and having fun despite your flaws is shitty now? wew lad, go be insecure somewhere else.

>>46164466
>Did Dracula decide to do a tour in 'Nam or something?
No, but he did some battlefield shit in his time that would've made Colonel Kilgore retch.

>>46164522

... well, if that's what you're committed to. Me, I want a family, and Dogg's in a great position to set about that.

If you want to avoid the whole pregnancy thing you could pick Melania, of course. She already has kids.

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>>46163790

>>46164466
>mfw go to check that Scholomance reference, it's actually in the PDF, complete with an essay on the principles of vampire romance
See what I meant when I said Game of Alice is fucking scary?

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>>46163790
plz. I know she's different but that's a large part of why I love meat jersey musume

>>46154287
No one said it, but judging by the date i feel that Jii is kitsune. I mean she bakes and she is hiding her fun girlis side.

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>>46164110
What if you're a straight boy who wishes he was a straight girl?

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>>46163790

>>46164681
Except all the girls' names are puns.
What do you think of her knee?

>>46164702
If you want to only be with one man and treat him nicely, then you have the best fetish.

>>46164702

... HA HA HA THAT IS A RIDICULOUS SUGGESTION

IT IS DEFINITELY SILLY AND NOBODY WOULD BE THAT WAY

NOPE

DEFINITELY NOT

>>46164748
Not him but I want to be a cuckolding whore.

>>46164760
Damn. The amount of cyoas I have to make keeps piling up.

Where's that meta-CYOA guy?
>I wish someone other than me would make a wonderful "become a waifu"-CYOA so I could enjoy it even more
I don't know what I'd be willing to give up.

You guys do realize that all of your ironic gayness is not fooling anyone, right? Nobody has a problem with gay people here, just be straightforward about it.

>>46164775
You're an awful boy.
i had a similar fantasy a few nights ago. I'm ashamed to have enjoyed it so much.

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>>46164748
Am him. I just want to be a loyal housewife.

>>46164807
>I don't know what I'd be willing to give up.
If it's something worth more than a few hours of your time then it's not worth it.

>>46163020
Everything but Immortality and Magic Adventure for others. Everything but Multiplayer for me.

>>46164829
You guys do realize that all of your ironic shitposting is not fooling anyone, right? Nobody has a problem with shitposters here, just be straightforward about it.

>>46164829
I'm not ironically gay, anon, I'm hetero with perhaps mild bicurious tendencies. The thing is that if I were a girl I would still likely feel the same, hetero with bicurious tendencies, because there's just something odd about homosexuality where two people get together and the parts don't properly click... uh, something like that, I don't know exactly what I was trying to say with that. Anyway, the only way I can actually enjoy the thought of having sex with a man is if I imagine myself as a woman, but the problem there is that if I imagine myself as a woman I spoil all of my fantasies of having sex with women since I'm not penetrating them anymore and that's just fucking weird.

>>46164829
What's gay about love between a man and a woman, anon?

>>46164871
why no immortality?

>>46164886
Being a dude and fantasizing about playing the woman's part.

>>46164833
You're a disgusting wretch.

>>46164729
your waifu is cute. Cute!

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A shitty post for a shitty thread. Have some cancer, everyone.

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no cyoas have been posted in a while

Amlia bros where we at?

I think it's amazing that people are complaining even more in this thread where everyone was discussing CYOAs and being productive about image requests, than in threads where we have massive autistic arguments.

>>46164956
Here. Amlia best tier. Ersu second best. UR has a stick up his ass. Every other god can go home. Marked should just kill himself OH WAIT HE CAN'T HAHAHA

>>46164977
>being productive about image requests
That's an awfully creative way of rephrasing "turning a CYOA thread into an /e/ dump".

There's a board for /e/. It's called /e/. It's one click away. Go there.

>>46164909
How does fantasizing about heterosexual intercourse equate to being gay?

>>46164946
>I will improve the thread by baiting

>>46164902
Because I don't want my parents' generation to run society for all eternity, nor do I want them to claim all the good jobs for all eternity.

>>46164956
Amlia's powers suck and not being able to hurt people is lame.

>>46164882
That describes how I feel about it perfectly.

>>46165022
Wow there deathist. So you'd condemn everyone to die just so you can get ahead more easily?

>>46164882
Same, minus the part about being bicurious. I would be if I were a girl.
>>46164939
I know, and I'm ashamed.
Gotta be the best waifu.

>>46165058
You can't be. If you like that kind of shit, you're a disgusting, worthless human being with no value to anyone. Nobody would waifu you, because you'd betray them at the slightly opportunity.

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>>46165022
>All jobs taken, and no need for further jobs
>People still expected to get jobs for some reason

>>46165082
>having a fantasy once means you will always try to live it out
And if you jerk it to threesomes, that means you're a cheating slut.

>>46165103
It's like you're describing actual reality.

>>46154287
how are so many people missing that Polyanna cucks you? It's explicitly stated that she prefers alpha men and you're a househusband. And her name is "Poly"anna. As in "polyamorous."

Jii, Vivian, and Amanda are the possible men. Patricia is a cat. Lolita kinds of screams vampire, but that seems too obvious - I think she might actually be a little girl. Jekelle obviously has a Hyde in some sense, but hard to say if she's yandere or what. Maybe Melony is a Felon?

I'd pick Polyanna if she wasn't going to cuck me. I'd pick Jii if I were picking a girl.

I'm going for the red box.

>>46165119
It means you like that kind of thing. You'd have no reason not to if given the opportunity.

>>46165103
Well that's capitalism for you. Unless you redistribute the workload or institute some kind of basic income.

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>>46165039
Sorry you feel that way. You can rethink your opinions during your 20 minutes of time-out

>>46164999
Ur's not THAT bad, just a bit... extreme.
>tfw no fiery ur-disciple waifu that can only relax when she's with you

>>46165140
>that's capitalism for you
Acthucthually, http://strikemag.org/bullshit-jobs/

>>46165058

This is why my Enchante/d/ Rings builds tended to include lots of options that weren't actually lewd in any way but made sure I'd be a good girl. Not in the submissive slut sense but in the good waifu sense - truthful and loyal and devoted. Extra points for doing things I should be doing anyway if I'm serious about being a waifu to somebody.

>>46165121
>how are so many people missing that Polyanna cucks you?

>>46158715
>>Polyanna
>Polyamory - maybe she's a dom-for-hire? If so, either she has a basement of 'husbands' she'll throw you in (1/2 life-ruining choices), or she wants to find someone who actually cares about her.

>>46165193
I'd opine that you shouldn't have to be coerced into being a decent person.

>>46165240
Everyone has to be coerced into it, for most people you'd call decent it just happens at a young age.

>>46165273
Nobody is literally bound by a magical ring that's the only thing stopping them from being a bad spouse.

>>46165279
Coercion doesn't need to be magical for it to be coercive.

>>46165119
Liking threesomes doesn't include a proclivity to infidelity. You might like them, but that doesn't mean you're willing to cheat. Being into ntr means you have a proclivity to cheating or being cheated on.

>>46164956
Honestly, Marked doesn't seem that bad to me. I really don't give a fuck about the other powers when immortality is at stake. Not to mention that the soul reformation thing basically amounts to shape changing. And to top it all off, no taboos.

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>>46163684
>Kate
I'm guessing that life-threatening disease was a terminal case of freckles. Looks contagious, too, judging by some of the other girls...

>>46165240

It's not about coercion. It's not about somebody else imposing these rules on me. It's about making the decision that this is the person I want to be, these are the standards I believe I should live by - and taking the opportunity to make a real commitment to it.

The spirit is willing, but the flesh is weak; we're all prone to temptation. Not all of us have the chance to program a magical shock collar to remind us when we're going wrong, though.

>>46164315
>but god DAMN that crippling autism. Girl sounds like she was barely functional even before she got sick.
She's just introverted, sometimes, and has no close friends.

Anything that's not written there can change. It's just her tendencies as specifically noted that can't be gotten rid of.

>>46165300
Liking NTR doesn't mean you're willing to cheat either.

>>46165316
Freckles a cute.

>>46165193
>Enchante/d/ Ring
c-could you post it?

>>46163106
>Race
Human
>Perks/Features
Social
Androgynous
Adventurous
Affluent
>Curse
Deformed:Strong and grotesque Penis
>Titan
Purn of the Great Willows
>Magic
Sleeptouch
Stamina Overclock
Plant manipulation
Animal Form: Elefant
Silver Tongue
Musical
Merchant
Mind Manipilation (Burnt Book)
>Armour
Noble wear
>Primary Arms & Equipment
Exotic:whip(+CHA,+1AGI)
ArcShackles
Burnt Book
Riding Appropriates
Lute

Behold Young Women, it is me, Chad Virginfraker - Bard in the duty of the King

>>46165332
>Liking NTR doesn't mean you're willing to cheat either.
It means you fantasize about cheating. You have the desire. Considering how many people do it without even having a specific liking to it, this makes you a huge risk to have a relationship with. There's no actual reason for you wouldn't indulge it given an opportunity.

>>46165352
>There's no actual reason for you wouldn't indulge it given an opportunity.
Yes there is. There's things like having principles, restraint, and empathy for your partner.

>>46165352
People like vore, too, but I don't think I've ever heard of someone choking on their own partner before...

>>46165300
what in hell is NTR? you people and your acronyms

>>46165368
>principles
>empathy
You don't have these if you like NTR. You literally dream about betraying your partner. You do not possess human empathy or any principles.
>Restraint
And why would this stop you if you were given the chance?

>>46165376
Their fetish is impossible. Not so here.

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Alright, second image is done. Reposting first one first though. I'd also like to take the time to remind everyone that that all of the secrets were supposed to be unreasonably difficult to predict, though given how vitrolic some people seem to get at the mere mention of things not going perfectly, that was probably a bad idea.

>>46165352
How droll.
I could even think you ACTUALLY believe this schlock, rather than just trying to bait people.

>>46165387
Basically cuck porn.

>>46165399
yay

>>46165395
>You don't have these if you like NTR.
Why not? Liking something doesn't mean you think it's right. You can like alcohol but refuse to drink. You can like to shitpost but restrain yourself, I believe. You are more than your base desires.

>>46165395
>This whole post
Going for the fences, anon?

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>>46165399
Surprise!

>>46165425
>Why not?
Probably because your sexual fantasies involve betraying your partner, breaking their heart, and making them miserable. That isn't the dream of someone who has empathy for another person.

>>46165429
I have no regrets choosing melony

>>46165429
I opened the surprise before ever reading one word in the first page.

>>46165399
THE BOX FUCK GIVE ME THE BLUE BOX ALREADY DO IT

>>46165458
Except you're still not forming a logical connection there. Just because you have something as a fantasy doesn't mean you think it's okay to indulge that fantasy. It doesn't mean that that fantasy is your dream or aspiration as dream means in this context.

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>>46165338

Isn't this thing basically the anime harem thing, except with all the fancards?

>>46165399

I was going for the blue mystery box, I think... let's see what's inside!

>>46165429
Oh god Patricia

>>46165464

Same.

>>46165429
>sister steals your underwear
What is this, Soviet Russia?

>>46165429

I'm glad I decided none of them.

>>46165483
Having that fantasy means you like the idea of someone else suffering. Normal people do not get aroused by the idea of torturing another human being.

It means you have the proclivity and the desire. People do things they don't think are morally the best all the time. When that's you, and you want to betray your partner, your little 'moral slip' is going to be to ruin his life because it gets you off. You're a horrible being from top to bottom.

>>46165488
thank you

>>46165429
>Amanda constantly cucking you.
So I called it, huh?

How the fuck is that easily preventable, anyway?

>>46165496
Pretty much. Goes to show that fa/tg/uys really never change.

>>46165521
Having a desire doesn't mean you have a proclivity to indulge that desire. You're still doing some very strange mental leaps here.

>>46165429
>red box
Well, at least I'm not turned into a dickgirl…
>true hermaphrodite
No. I am not having my soul tied to a hermaphrodite, unable to sleep with anyone unless she allows it while she can cheat on me all she wants, and abuse me all she wants without me retaliating.

>>46165550
>Being turned on by the idea of torturing someone doesn't mean you'd like to torture someone.
It's literally what it means.

>>46165429
>>46165459
Agreed. I figured it was something significantly worse, but even if I didn't I'd be super happy with her.

>>46164956
Anyone have the second version if this? It was kinda the same but like top left was called shining champion i think

>>46165567
Nope. It certainly doesn't mean that. People have many desires that we don't act on because we know they're wrong. For example, if this conversation were face to face I probably wouldn't have punched you yet.

>>46165429
>Jekyll too
Two cuck options. What the fuck is wrong with you?

>>46165050
Stop beating up that poor scarecrow.

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>>46165496
>>46165540
>>46165558
>>46165567
REJOICE! IT'S ALL OVER AGAIN!

>>46165609
>because there are consequences
Fixed that for you. And when the consequences are your fetish, that's not going to stop you.

>>46165628
Jesus christ, man, just fucking stop.
You two are killing the thread with the nonstop idiocy. No one gives a fuck, we are trying to have fun here.

>>46165628
No, that's not it at all, anon. Not everyone is functioning on the lowest stage of morality, punishment avoidance, like you seem to be. Some of us have mentally moved past our early childhood and actually inherently feel that hurting others is wrong, even when we could do it completely unscathed.

>>46165676
>Some of us have mentally moved past our early childhood and actually inherently feel that hurting others is wrong,
Not people who are into NTR.

>>46165429
Jesus christ why did I know the blue box was what it is

>>46163417
>>46163438
How many of these are there? Is requesting pics and then making a cyoa off of them just the coolkid thing to do now?

>>46165697
Nice argument.

>>46165429
>putting in options where you get cucked
Kill yourself.

I'm going on record that I'm making a request that someone please make another waifu CYOA where every waifu cucks the reader hard but only if they've ever complained about such things in the past.

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>>46163106
>Race: Drow (Adventurous, Spiritual, Educated, Slim)
>Stats
Per: 5 (+.5) (+4) = 9.5
Str: 2 (-1.5) = .5
End: 3 (+2) = 5
Cha: 1 = 1
Int: 3 (-0) (-0) = 3
Wis: 3 (+.5) (+1) (+1) = 5.5
Agi: 4 (+.5) (+.75) (+1) = 6.25

>Titan
Lady Gwenu-Sil (Dark, Earth, Nature)

>Magics
-Illusion
-Blanket of Darkness
-Stoneskin
-Poison Immunity
-Summon Shade guardian**
-Animal-Form (Owl)
-Shadeblend

>Bazaar
Robes (-7)
Martial Arts (-10)
Claws (-10)
Instrument (Washboard to play with claws, makes illusions better) (-15)
Burnt Book (-15) (-Mind manipulation)
Great Maps (-10)
Runes (make claws nature enchanted, poison) (-11)
Cure Tome (-15)
Ram (-22)

>Companions
Srogglee Alsaneth
"Idling Tides"

Basically a group of traveling fortune tellers and illusionists. We go around the world spouting prophecies to wannabe-heroes and use them in grand game of chess, in which we are the players and they are pawns. The three of us try to outplay each other in a game of predictions and prophecy.

>>46165622
It's actually more interesting than that because, like with the fancard, most of the secrets in this one ranged from mildly inconveniencing to "HOHOHO YOU WERE SO SCARED BUT I ACTUALLY JUST GAVE YOU MORE OF YOUR FAVORITE FETISH! TADA!". Certainly, none were nearly as bad as in the original Harem Master CYOA. It's also interesting to note that this one garnered a lot more attention because of the way it was presented (the creator made a big "show" out of the secrets, speculations, etc.), compared to Harem Anon's relatively hands off approach. Finally, there's the fact that this one has no real "random" element. Unlike with Harem Master's cards, now that the secrets for this one have been revealed it's lost a great deal of its inherent appeal. Analyzing continuing trends of posting and reacting to it may produce valuable insights regarding the mindsets of fa/tg/uys.

>>46165539
>>46165762
>The trap doesn't ever cheat but apparently that's too much for two anons
Did you get cucked in your past life or something

>>46165762
Only one option, and it's theoretically preventable if you've got the skills. Plus, her stalker is a girl, so it's not as bad.

>>46165815
>Running around and seducing various men
>Not cucking.
Sorry, but it fucking is.

>>46154287
>Patricia
Obviously a cat/dog girl
>Jii
Doesn't seem like a sixteen year old girl, she's probably "maJiic" or something stupid like that.
>Vivian
This might be a stretch, but I think she's a dryad, stocky patient and lives in the middle of nowhere.
>Pollyanna
Is looking for a husband for appearances sake. Picking her leads to the sad life of a trophy husband. (This CYOA would be a 10/10 if her secret is that she's a bird.)
>Amanda
Trap
>Jekelle
Split personality
>Melony
Too obvious to be the trap. She probably just has rich and judgemental parents
>Lolita
Actually 2 gorrilian years old
>boxes
Genderswap and harem

I'm going to go with Vivian

>>46165815
Don't poke the crazy, anon. Unless you find it amusing.

>>46165818
It's equally as bad.

>>46165822
He only seduces them to the point where he pulls down his pants and shows them his cock, and they freak out and run off. He's a psycho, but he's not cheating on you.

>>46165807
Man, I'm still upset Harem Anon never went on to write other expansions for his original Anime Genre CYOA. Supposedly reaction to Harem Master's been so bad it scared him off CYOA making for good.

>>46165854
So? He's still seducing various fucking men. Running around on you, rubbing up on them probably first base. Infidelity. It's cucking.

>>46165857
You know you've done something wrong when for months on end your CYOA becomes synonymous with fire.

>>46165844
I disagree. As long as she doesn't hit 20, girl on girl is pretty hot.

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>>46165822
Okay, I think I get it.
You're using the current popular definition of the word because its currently hip and you want to catch attention?

>>46165875
>rubbing up on them probably first base
The description doesn't even say that
Are you done shitposting?

>>46165807
>mildly inconveniencing
>Getting cucked
>mild inconvenience

>>46165893
Then you're a worthless cuck.

>>46165429
Lolita didn't really feel like a secret at all, but I enjoy lolidom, so I forgive you.

>>46165904
No, I'm telling you that seducing other men is not fucking okay. It's an emotional betrayal. It's infidelity. He doesn't have to actually have sex to do that, that would just make it even worse.

>It doesn't say that
No, but most men are going to go for that before they pull off someone's clothes.

>>46165906
>>mildly inconveniencing
>>Getting cucked
>>mild inconvenience

Did you read Harem Master's original fancards? One girl had like 4 different versions of "she will torture and murder you", two other ones were terminally ill, one was a child prostitute (treated realistically, not funny), and those were the lucky ones.

>>46165906
Aww, you're breaking my heart. I just might cry.

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>>46165927
I am going to ask again did your wife (actually) cuck you in your past life?

>>46165807
If you think getting cucked is a mild inconvenience, you're truly garbage.

>>46165947
I'm going to ask you if you'd really be okay with the idea of your partner seducing other men.

To be honest I'd genuinely rather get cucked (no, it's not my fetish) than have to suffer squished images in CYOAs

>>46165947
I take you're getting cucked in this life and like it?

>>46165966
If it means more (good) cyoas get made, I'd be willing to cuck you. Can I be a cute girl first, though?
It would make it easier for me to fuck around.

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>>46165962
Well the truth is that I am secretly not okay with it, as he probably won't send me pictures of the people who notice he's a trap

>>46166025
You're fucked in the head then, most people wouldn't be okay with it regardless of pictures or not.

>>46166025
>wanting to be cucked
So were you dropped on the head as a child

>>46165601
I think its in the pastebin if someone would post that

>>46165429
Lolita safe option confirmed.

>>46166002
I don't think that's how it works. If I expect it's going to happen would it even count?

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>>46165429
>Amanda
>A-man-duh
>is a trap.

Really dude.

>>46166054
What, you mean the one that's been posted two or three times already?

>>46166054
the pastebin's there
>>46163290

>>46164654
I respect the effort they put into it. While most CYOAs should never ever become so monstrous, I'm glad things like Game of Alice exist.

>>46166080
Correction: It's a cheating trap.

>>46165429

Wow, looking at that minefield, it looks like the loli really was the safest option. A bit of public embarrassment beats getting a reincarnated man or having to constantly cuck other guys. I'm surprised neither of the mystery boxes was girl offering the deal, though.

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>>46165962
>>46165967
>>46166035
>>46166048
>>46166092

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>>46166063
Isn't the point of cuckholding that you know it and get off to the idea of what your wife might be up to? And she tells you all about what she's done while she's slowly jerking you off.
Because the other thing is just a wife that cheats on you.

>>46166130
Anon sure is proud of his CYOA having shitty options.

>>46166130
You're salty because we are mocking the fact that you're a cuck? Don't need an image to show us that cuckkun.

>>46166133
No, apparently cucking is a hypnotic trigger that makes an anon here go batshit crazy and defecate all over himself without noticing. So please use it as much as possible.

>people think Amanda is the cuck option
It's just a prank bro.

>>46166174
fuck off retard

>>46165429
Vivian is still a
BEST
E
S
T

>>46166174
>I like cuck porn so everyone else clearly does
Are you brain damaged?

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>Amanda will seduce other guys and then reveal he's a trap
best option

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>>46164547
Great, do to thinking about Dracula combined with the CYOA mentioning her father being huge and having lots of weapons I now can't shake the idea that this dude might be my potential father-in-law.

>>46163794
>>46164654
>>46166090
>Almost without a doubt, the vampire is THE romantic supernatural creature – or at the very least, has been for the past couple centuries. There’s little about them that doesn’t appeal to romance: the tragic irony of being dead yet alive. The forbidden appeal of the idea of being beautiful forever, and never having to fear old age – no matter how vile the cost. The perverse sensuality that is inherent in blood and pale corpses, and in the idea of being preyed upon and dominated by a literal, human predator. They’re also an endless fount of useful metaphor for such stories: with their ability to turn other humans into vampires like themselves, they could stand for moral
corruption or emotional degeneracy. With their terrible, often uncontrollable thirst for blood, they can easily represent lust, addiction or even emotional neediness.

Banal, but impressive.

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>>46166092
If it really bothers you that much next time there will be a option where you can be the trap.

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>>46166174
>Being a cuck

I think this here just might shape up into a bigger shitstorm than the Harem fancard, good job everyone!

>>46165429
>Don't want kids
>Pick Vivian

Fuck

>>46166179
He's one of the two.

Rolled 3 (1d3)

bleh

battlemage yet?

>>46166279
Do traps have functional dicks?
Like, can I pull some Venus Flytrap shit and attract girls by acting feminine, then dicking them hard?
I doubt it'd work, but it sounds more fun than the generic
>teehee I trick guys into thinking I'm a girl and hope they still agree to fucking me!

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>/pol/ right now

>>46166279
I hope there isn't a next time because your CYOA was terrible. Two cuck options, and a bunch where the girl is so fetishistic she's impossible to tolerate.

>>46166279
I don't care about the trap I'm mad at the shitty pun.

Alright so second version of the pick a god thing isn't on the google drive. Anyone have it?

>>46166354
Amanda is a normal name, you know. Just not in your language.

>>46166353
THis.

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Though i did find this and i think its pretty relevant.

>>46166353
Nah, the CYOA is fine if a bit mediocre. Just because you got triggered so hard doesn't diminish its value, it adds value.

>>46166382
There's no anal in this shitty CYOA though.

>>46166389
Nah.

>>46166389
No it's utter shit.

>>46165429
Well, it's mostly shit and stupid, but I went with the Blue Box and twincest is best-cest.

>>46162985

Enforcer School

Edit Units
|Dynamic Storage
..\15 Edit Points
|Virtual Armor
..\ 25 Edit Points
|Object Destructor
..\25 Edit Points
|Mainframe Tap
..\25 Edit Points
\Data Anchor
..\45 Edit Points
Items
|Enhanced Vision
..\15 Item Points
|Cycle Accelerator
..\30 Item Points
Enemies
|Silcer
.\+5 Edit Points
|Auditor
.\+15 Edit Points
\The Yellow
.| +50 Item Points
.\+15 Edit Points

>>46166389
>Fine
Two of them outright cuck you. How is that fine?

>My CYOA is good if it makes people mad and they don't like it!
Are you fucking Bizzaro?

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>>46166334
no

>>46166354
>>46166373
We used to call this one girl a man because her name was A-man-da. She was a cunt, so she deserved it.

I saw it coming from a mile away and I'm not surprised.

>>46166320
>Don't want kids
>Pick the wifey waifu

Wise choices

>>46166400
>>46166404
TRIGGERED

Get help and stop shitting up the thread.

>>46166332
>implying Pollyanna isn't the other one that will ruin your life.
She makes you impregnate other girls and then won't help you with the child support. Picking her will land you in jail eventually.

>>46166438
>Haha you guys are sooo mad I made a shit CYOA!
Four year old logic.

>>46165429
> Chose Patricia
I have no regrets. You did your job, salt Harvester anon.

>>46166279
I'd rather have an option where I get to be a girl.

>>46166389
How can one cuck be so wrong.

>>46166438
>wants to be cucked
>tells other people to get help
My sides

>>46166446
She'll ruin your life, sure, but she's not cucking you herself. She's also the NTR option though, this time Netori. She's netori, two of the other options are netorare.

>>46166438
You're the one with brain damage you need more help than anyone,

>>46166438
>I love eating shit it's everyone else that's wrong.

damn, three hours in and we're almost at the bump limit.

>>46166415
>my
Not mine, m8. It's fine because it has some good choices. Just because one of the options is giving you a psychotic break doesn't mean the rest of us can't ignore it.

>>46166424
I thought she was going to be a robot.

>people are mad because they picked shit girls
Where my Vivian bros at?

>>46166484
>my tastes are absolute!
>if I say something is shit, it's shit!
>I am the god emperor of human taste!

>>46166495
Such is the nature of salt friend. It's been a while since we saw this much devastation.

>>46166501
>It's fine because it has some good choices.
Literally three out of ten are the same NTR shit. That's not a good spread.

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>>46166541
>I'm so delusional about eating shit that I can't handle reality

>>46166517
Having to raise hundreds of kids isn't a good thing either.

>>46166541
It's more that most people hate your fetish.

>>46166517
Melony here, and I'm super happy. Sucks to be all these idiots who picked a man, duh.

>>46166542
It's 1 am and I can't quit the thread. This is gold, waiting for a new post.

>>46166501
>it's fine
Nah no matter how much you pretend to be other people.

>>46166570
Or Polyanna or Jekelle.

>>46166562
>I genuinely believe anyone who doesn't think exactly the same way is delusional

>>46166563
>Having to raise hundreds of kids isn't a good thing either.
>implying I'm actually going to RAISE the kids
I come from a long line of shit dads.

>>46166591
>please stop bullying me for eating shit I can't handle it.

>>46166591
People that like cuck options are delusional.

>>46166572
Well in that case gods speed friend, I'd even recommend some screen caps just to remind everyone of the bitterness beheld this day- night. Eh.

>>46166591
Yeah anyone that thinks getting cucked is good is delusional. That's something people universally agree on.

>>46166545
One of them has NTR if you squint right. That's not anywhere close to three out of ten. But if three are giving you so much trouble, then what's the problem with the other seven?

>>46166409
Though I have to admit, just straight-up dating/marrying her in a world where were the only people who know were "related" does take a lot of the fun out of it. It's still fine though, especially compared to the other options.

>>46166630
I fear the thread might get nuked. I really don't want to miss this, but I also need sleep.

>>46166645
>One
Polyanna wants you to cuck other men. That's NTR, but it's netori flavor which is not what people usually think of.

Amanda seduces other men. That's NTR.

Jekelle keeps getting raped by an unstoppable stalker. If her stalker ever succeeds even once, that's NTR.

>>46166670
Well then just go to sleep, we're almost dead at the moment, and nuking is entirely redundant.

>>46166618
>please stop trying to bring me back to reality. I want to be the only person who matters

>>46166620
>>46166632
If there were no bad choices, it'd be a boring CYOA. Don't whine because you were dumb enough to pick the obvious trap or the obvious psycho.

>>46166645
I do have problems with the other seven, but they're taste issues so I didn't bring them up. If you want to know

>Patricia
This one is just fucking weird.
>Jii
Old man.
>Vivian
Hundreds of children you have to raise.
>Melony
I don't like breast milk or the idea of someone selling their breast milk
>Lolita
Spoiled dominating brat

>>46166495
People have been complaining for ages about how dead these threads are, so it's kinda sad that what was needed to bring it back to life is NTR.

>>46166710
>please stop I love eating shit so much

>>46166710
>Trying to justify how shitty your cyoa is
My sides

>>46166690
>Amanda seduces other men. That's NTR.
Do you consider exhibitionism to be NTR? Serious question.

>Jekelle keeps getting raped by an unstoppable stalker. If her stalker ever succeeds even once, that's NTR.
She's not unstoppable, you can explicitly stop her. If you fail her then that's on you.

>>46166710
>A CYOA is good because it's shitty and pisses people off!
No, no it's not. Especially not when it springs the shittiness on you as a 'surprise'. It's poor design.

>>46165429
Picked Jii.

While a bit uncomfortable at first, I think I'd get over it in a month. If she or he can act the part and genuinely enjoy doing so, why not? I like maturity anyway.

If I had to choose while knowing though, definitely Vivian. I'd love for my spouse and I to be able to fully dedicate ourselves to raising our children. We'd even have so many kids that we could afford hiring (a) private teacher(s); our home would be a little school. I'm pretty sure we'd have to hire a maid/nanny though - I don't think we could have 9-21 young children sit down and eat a meal, let alone three a day. We'd also never leave our home because we'd have to rent fucking buses to haul all those children. Ah well, our lives would certainly be unique.

>>46166745
>exhibitionism
You and him having sex in front of other people isn't remotely the same thing as what he actually does.

>She's not unstoppable
She can't be hurt or captured. She comes at you with fucking swords. She's unstoppable.

>>46166690
Just "seducing" but not actually doing anything with them isn't cheating. Likewise getting raped is not of her own will and therefore isn't cheating.

>>46166768
>Getting raped isn't ntr
Are you retarded?

>>46166750
it's fun tho

>>46166761
>She's unstoppable.
Sure if you're a bitch

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>>46166723
> Talking shit about Patricia
Fuck off with that shit man.

>>46166738
>>46166743
>>46166750

>This much fucking salt.
You can stop replying at any point.

>>46163106
Oh man, it's one of my favorite CYOA
>Giant
>Muscular/Masculine
>Spiritual/Adventurous
>Unalligned

>>SCIENCE!<<
>Gunpowder/Ballistics research
>Enhanced Smithing
>>CUNNING<<
>Silver Toungue
>Hunter (Blackppowder Rifle)
>Survivalist (There... is no Animal Companion)
>Thief
>>PROWESS<<
>Warrior
>Barbarian
>Vanguard (Light Shield)
>Assassin

>>Armour<<
>Occultist Armour (Sacrificial Offering(Endurance)) (75)
Hey, it's the best around! Also I plan on doing good with it's power!
>>WEAPONS<<
>Martial Arts (65)
>Multitool (Blackpowder Rifle+Heavy Pole Arm) (45)
>>MISCELLANEOUS ITEMS<<
>Great Maps (35)
>Gorgon Jewel (15)
>Arc-Ammo (5)
>Lantern (0)

>>COMPANIONS<<
>Mlo'bawg
If I kill him for 5 statpoints, that's good, isn't it?
>Fiva Kov-Kov
>Sister Jesseline Wanda

>>LIFE TITLES<<
>Scholar (Science (Enhanced Literacy))
>>Quest<<
>Talons of the Owl (Unalligned Point (Blink) + 20 Gold (Siren Jewel (Spacial Awareness)))
>Respect your Elders
I'll take the offer.
>Operation Gravedigger
Thousand years on my Prime? I take it.
>Blood Feud
I take the throne.
>War of the Ways (Sem and Koba)
A castle and a hundred soldiers

Stats
PER 7,5 (2+1+1,5+1+4
STR 15,25 (7+0,5+2+3+0,5+1,5+0,75)
END 18,75 (6+0,5+2(+1)+1+1,25+2+5)
CHA 2 (2+3-3)
INT 4 (2+2)
WIS 2 (2)
AGI 8,5 (3+0,5+1,5+0,5+1+1+0,25+0,75)

Yeah I'm a giant juggernaut in demonic armor, able to withstand titanstomping and juggle dragons with a giant-sized muskt strapped to a halberd, also I do backflips.

>>46166738
>>46166743
>shit, he's right. I really don't have an argument
>maybe if I keep repeating myself over and over he'll go away

>>46166768
Yes, yes it is. It's emotional betrayal and infidelity. Your boyfriend is running around smoozing up to other men and getting naked for them is cheating.

Her fucking someone else is NTR. Regardless of if it's rape.

>>46166778
Do you know what cheating is? Don't just juggle three different terms and expect me to keep up with your semantic argument, get to the point.

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>>46163790
I regret nothing. Yet.

>>46165429
>chose vivian
>hate kids
I guess I should have seen this coming, but I didn't like the vibe from polyanna and her name seemed like a pun on mult-somes which are a no-go
I guess I should have gone with cuck-queen

>>46166799
>please stop making fun of my love for eating shit

>>46166786
No, not really.

>>46166788
Seriously, being happy people hate you marks you out as a child.

>>46166807
I never said it was cheating, I said it was ntr.

>>46166787
Yes anon, tell us about your ability to resist getting stabbed to death and how you're literally glued to your girlfriend 24/7.

I'm amazed /tg/ is more upset about their waifu's emotional infidelity than the fact that s/he's a trap.

>>46166803
It's only emotional betrayal if you're an insecure weenie, and even then only after you've made it clear that you don't like it and demand it to stop. It's not infidelity at all in any way.

Rape is not cheating, I don't know if it's "cucking" but I believe it isn't, and I have no idea or care if it's NTR or not.

>>46166830
Who gives a fuck then, since ntr is apparently not betrayal on the part of your waifu.

>>46166816
>please stop pointing out that I don't have anything to say besides "you're wrong and I'm right"
>you're going to make me cry
>do you see my tears?

>>46166846
>You're in insecure weenie for not wanting your boyfriend to run around on you!
Yes anon, tell us about how much you love seeing your wife seduce other men. Fucking cuck.

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>>46166820
>Seriously, being happy people hate you marks you out as a child.

Christ you are broken, reeling, and about to break.
This was my first reply to this shitstorm, but your salty enough to assume it's all just one guy against you or something?

I said it before, you can walk away at any point.

>>46166846
>Rape is not cheating
It is NTR though since that's about their other being an impotent loser whose girlfriend is being fucked.

>>46166843
Something something it's not gay if he dresses like a girl

>>46166812
is this /utg/

>>46166872
It would actually be kind of funny, since they could never have her and no "cucking" would ever happen to me.

>>46166869
>i literally crying because I can't handle being made fun of for eating shit

>>46166843
If my waifu had a cock then god help me I'd be the only one who gets to suck it.

>>46166878
>Literally using the 'salt' buzzword with reaction images all thread
>Claims this is his frist post
Nobody is buying it.

>>46166892
Plants vs Zombies friend.