Why aren't you playing a Barbarian?

Why should I?

That was my last character. I'm playing a Paladin this time.

Because reasons.
Why aren't you playing a Rogue?

>playing martials
>[current year]

>>46135745
Because my group's game doesn't have a class system.

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>>46135797

>doesn't have a class system.

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>>46135745
But i do, inspired by pic related

>>46135839
Well it could be worse

>>46135745
Im tired of playing a "hit things till they die" character. I'm a battlemage now.

Which is pretty much the same thing but with magic.

>>46135745
Because I play Wizard. Somebody needs to be the leash that stops the plebs from overstepping.

>>46135745
My "hit things until it dies" character is always a Fighter, or a Warblade if allowed within the DM's group.

I inevitably dip into barbarian if the DM allows level dips, but I never main Barbarian. I make big clanky fighters that swing around a big fuckoff greatsword and tank hits in full plate.

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>>46136035

>Implying Wizards can take a fist

>>46135745
Because I play clerics

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>>46135745
But I am, anon, always.

>>46135745
Cause that was my last character and he's dead now.

>>46135745
Because I'm the DM.

Though if you want to get technical, I'm actually just playing hundreds of barbarians simultaneously.

Hm.

>>46136268
>because I am playing hundreds of barbarians

Good answer.

>>46136226
>beats his entire tribe all by herself after defeating a bunch of giants even before she had the first level
>oversized weapon
>still beautiful
Mary Sue levels achieved

>>46135745
Because there is no game innwhich they aren't Derpy shit.

>>46135745
Because I took outlander instead

>>46135819
Go back to bed Marx
Communism is a lie

>>46135745
Because I'm playing an ex-barbarian.

>>46135745
Because their combat mechanic is boring.

You know, Rage -> Kill things -> Rage -> Kill things -> repeat until -> rest

>>46135745
I am. He's a retard wielding a chainsaw.

>>46135745
I am. He's a smug noble dickass with a certain temper problem who got sent on a suicide mission from the mountainhomes for banging someone important's daughter.

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>>46136321
>Mary Sue levels achieved

Because my last character was a Paladin that fell through his player's 4AM addled mind, then committed suicide by arch-nemesis because both man and figment of imagination were half-crazed with grief over the outcome of a moment of OOC cravenness. Which could've been avoided if I had realized the DM gave me a powerful boon at the start of the fight. So I'm laying off the RPGs in general for a long time until I get over it.

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>>46135745
Because I'm too busy bullying them

>>46135745
>calling glorious hida-san a barbarian
you fucking what, gaijin?

My goal is I want to be a martial character named Chungo Hungus. I figured the most logical way to do that is to be a half-orc barbarian But is there a better class/race to do this with, depending on the system?

The key is the name. I cannot not be "Chungo Hungus."

>>46135745
I am.

>>46135745

Because I can read.

Becausr I want to be a hero and ideally be recognized as such by society, so I made a paladin.

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>>46135745
But I am.

>>46142235
that's a freaky design

Because magic

>>46135745
Because I'm tankier as a fighter and thus more survivable

>>46135745
Because I could be playing a wizard.

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>>46146186
>>46145317
magic is pretty gay
desu

>>46136321

She looked better in the comics. Less cutesy, and no mention of killing the entire tribe - she just left to try her luck as a mercenary.

Also may be possessed by a demon, but that's another story.

>>46147119

It's cool, I'm pretty homo