Jumpchain CYOA Thread #742: This Just Aint Reich

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Duuuun dun DUN duuuuuun, duuun dun duuuuuuun...

>>46054376
Hold onto your potatoes everyone! Because it's time to Whip it good!

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>>46054376

>>46054376
Salah, I said no camels!

>>46054376
Oh god damn it, why did you have to make the Nazi perks so appealing? I'm Jewish, I can't take "Nazi" as an origin! Though I am, admittedly, bonde-haired and blue-eyed. It still wouldn't feel right.

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>>46054376
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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>Be me
>Be in Code Geass
>Be killing the King before weirdest shit happens
>Run across Japanese Batman
>Helmet slide thing opens
>I see a seagull
>”I comman”
>Tsukuyomi
>Lolu. Loo.Lolue. they guy that’s the main character wakes up.
>Strapped to a chair.
>Heat stuck looking at a screen
>Soemthing keeps hie eyes open
>TV turns on to static
>Something fades in
>NARWHALS NARWHALS
SWIMMING IN THE OCEAN
CAUSING A COMMOTION
CAUSE’ THEY ARE SO AWESOME
>Wakes up after 72 hours a changed man.
Have you ever fucked around with an edgy power like this?

>>46054530
>>NARWHALS NARWHALS
Absolute madman.

>>46054376
IT'S AMAZING-

Wait... Where's the appearance perk?

>>46054633
It's at the very end. "Historically Pleasant". Come on, anon, it's one of Red's jumps. There's going to be an appearance perk, you can count on that.

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>>46054466
>Oh god damn it, why did you have to make the Nazi perks so appealing?

>>46054670
Thank you, anon. All's right with the world again.

>>46054685
Take tons of drawbacks so I can afford without the discounts, or be complicit in the mass murder of my people? Well, I guess the drawbacks will be easier to live with in the long run, those go away after just ten years. The guilt would last forever. I guess I can afford to spend a decade fighting stupidly and getting run over by boulders.

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>>46054727
We shall see.

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>>46054376
> Lead Lined Refrigerator

>>46054552
One of my many secret signature moves

>>46054376
So, I'm torn.

Most of me wants to go cultist, and spread my own version of the 40k Imperial Cult throughout the multiverse.

HOWEVER.

Boulders.

I could max out my drawbacks and buy 16, sixteen!, sweet ass boulders.

I'll need to think on this.

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>>46054376
Dun-da-dun-dun! Dun da DUN DUN DUN!

Drawbacks: Bowling for Boulders, I Want To Play A Game, Flashy Mook Show, Animal Phobia: Cats (1600)

Rolled Geheimhaven

Archaeologist, Age 22

Catchy Theme (Free)
Whip Specialist (Free)
Actually Does Their Job (Free)
Culture Pattern (1500)
Trap Defusal (1300)
Indy Ploy (1000)
Shovel (Free)
Nice Hat (Free)
Whip (Free)
Chachapoyan Fertility Idol (Free) wait wait whaddya mean by better use for it /what are you implying/
Motorbike (Free)
Museum (900)
Covenant of Buddha (700)
Staff of Aaron (200)
Lead Lined Refrigerator (50)
Umbrella (0)

So here we are. In the middle of a Nazi fortress. Just trying to tactfully leave via portal-

-and then a boulder falls out of the portal, chasing us straight into a room full of Nazis petting a kitten.

Jesus christ, how horrifying.

The ensuring escape involves climbing into the fridge, tying the umbrella to the Staff of Aaron and creating enough artificial wind to surf right down the hallways while dodging yet more boulders, kittens and combinations thereof. Better steer for the open ocean.

Make no mistake: There is a totally reasonable explanation for our cat fear. Cats from Fallen London got wind of our Fingerking experiments and are conspiring with the Nazis to roll giant interdimensional boulders at us.

...

...anyway, we'll follow Dr Jones around for a few digs, get the ropes. Afterwards apparently stuff gets weird in the comics contuinities so depending on whether those come into play during the 10 years we may or may not meander off to go find other places not explored in that timeframe. Maybe convince Indy to come on a jointly sponsored expedition to the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull so we can get that adventure over with WITHOUT having Shia Labeof ever have to swing with the monkeys.

Time to fill up that museum. Possibly with carved off trophies from narrowly dodged boulders.

>>46054376
Aaaaand it's either cultist, or a nazi.

Somehow, I suspected that.

>>46054862
>> Lead Lined Refrigerator

>>46054895
>Boulders.

>Buy one Fridge, 6 boulders, and Historically Pleasant
>Construct a vehicle that uses the Fridge as a chariot and boulders for wheels.
>Vehicle runs on 30's era nuclear technology.
>Wait for Hitler to take over
>Watch as he invades Poland and the Lowlands
>As soon as he marches toward Paris: you attack
>Fight Nazis from atop your Icy Chariot whilst looking pretty as fuck
All shall love me and despair.

>>46054376
Oh, son of a bitch, I just got the pun in Putting On The Reich. The less apparent one, I mean, Putting On The Ritz is obvious. "Show them who's Boss". You fiend.

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>>46055036
Don't forget your hat and theme music.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BYwqjCj6kgc

>>46054376
Nice jump, Red. Very puny.

>>46054951
>wait wait whaddya mean by better use for it /what are you implying/
…Paperweight?

>>46054951
>Maybe convince Indy to come on a jointly sponsored expedition to the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull so we can get that adventure over with WITHOUT having Shia Labeof ever have to swing with the monkeys.
Truly you are the hero we all need.

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>>46054376
Location: Geheimhaven

Cultist: 22

Skills and Abilities:
Catchy Theme (1000)
Symbol of God (1000)
Sight of God (1000)
Feng Shui (900)
KALI MAAAA! (700)
Amrita (400)
Putting on the Reich (200)

Items and Equipment:
Shovel (200)
Nice Hat (200)
Robes (200)
Sankara Stones (200)
Authentic Marking Kit (200)
Temple Site (100)
Documentation (100)

The starting location is odd, as it presents both opportunity and risk. The Germans, useful idiots, are accustomed to taking orders. Time to transfer their loyalty to the Imperial Cult of Mankind. Those that repent and swear allegiance true will be saved, those who do not will be used as motivation.

>fatalistic dread to those who do not prostate themselves
My GOD, Red. That's terrifying.

>>46055495
Assume the position.

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>>46054376
>All those stylish Nazi perks

Mein neger

>>46054376
Does the Cluttered Library update every jump?

>>46055694

>Dies Irae

Oh no. Noooo. That makes Nasu stuff seem coherent and subtle. Don't bring that here, it might get a Jump made.

>>46054895
Isn't choice wonderful?

>>46055037
>>46055112
PUNSSSSSSSSSSS. The best ones are the worst ones.

>>46055694
I'm not going to lie, I figured those perks would be grabbed. My biggest fear was that cultist and nazi would be the most popular for... well. Obvious reasons. But I see an Archaeologist build so there's SOMETHING.

>>46055796
I'm going to say yes, but only in the sense of local mythology and culture that would be available in other libraries. It's up to you to figure out how to use it.

>>46054376
Is it possible to organize the cluttered library, or will it magically dishevel itself when you turn your back?

What happens if you take Short Round as a Nazi? I just find the idea of the Nazis letting a little Chinese kid run around their bases funny.

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>>46054376
Heil!

>>46055858
Do we get the stuff Doctor Jones steals from us back at the end of ten years, or is it gone for good?

>>46054376
Does Omniglot only work on dead languages, or do you get a boost in deciphering any language you don't know?

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>Be you
>Awesome archaologist and adventurer extraordinaire
>Sneaking through ruins belonging to a people long-lost in the eddies of time
>You think you're well-hidden, but suddenly you hear something crunch behind you
>Using your awesome skillz, you narrowly avoid getting torched by a jet of liquid fire
>There behind you is a Nazi soldier carrying a Flammenwerfer 41!
>He does NOT look pleased with your presence
>Does in fact call you "Sweinehund!" right before aiming the pilot light at you again

What do you do?

>>46055908
I'm gonna say you can organize it, but you gotta stay on top of that kind of thing.

>>46056052
Depends! It's a 300CP drawback, so it's really supposed to inconvenience you. Just know if you decide to go with "you get it back", that chances are high the thing he steals is going to be something very VERY important to you.

>>46056056
Eeeeh. I'm gonna say it can help you decipher other languages.

>>46056089
I use biomancy powers to turn him ethnically Jewish.

>>46056128
Which kind?

>>46056089
I correct his bad german.

>>46056153
Ashkenazi, he'd be most likely to recognize that as "Jewish". I doubt he'd get it if I turned him Sephardim or Mizrahim.

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>>46054376
Cultist: Good news, everyone! There's no need to wonder where your god is! For she is right here...~

Catchy Theme: Sing with me, the song of silence and love.
Wicked Cultured (100CP): Always important, to seem cultured and refined.
Symbol of God: The power of symbols. Everpresent and unaging.
Sight of God: Oh hey, drugs. Fun.
Feng Shui (100CP): There is something to be said about making an impression when you're not there for it.
Amrita (300CP): Hear. Think. Feel. I welcome you.
Foolish Thule (100CP): Inspiration. The feeling you are doing something important. Meaning to one's life.
The Trains Run On Time (600CP): Lots of people put together will inevitably murder each other. Let's prevent that.
Historically Pleasant (100CP): Eheheh.

Religious Dancer (100CP): Let us walk together. Shall we?

Flashy Mook Show (+200): I have deflected you bullet with a sword. What now, Indiana?!
Bowling for Boulders (+200): Rolling rolling rolling... Run.

So, this is going to be interesting. Rather like Tomb Raider, this jump shall be spent on egging Dr. Jones on in his adventures.

>Is on timer before nuclear blast
>Is panicking
>Opens the fridge
>Sees me
>"Hi!~"
>Is deliberating between getting blown up and the worse evil

Spending these ten years to establish a world-wide religion will also be an interesting challenge, I'd say.

Thank you once again, Red, for this trip to mine childhood.

>>46056128

>There is now an ethnically Jewish Nazi aiming a Flammenwerfer 41 at you. He does not appear to be pleased by this turn of events, and pulls the trigger, hosing you down with a stream of liquid fire.
>You Are Dead
>Try Again Y/N?

>>46056209
I'm pretty sure I'm fireproof by this point. Also Zyklon B-proof, before you say anything.

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>>46056089
Throw a no-bullshit bag full of goddamn dream snakes right in his sour Kraut face (thank you Mad Max jump) and interrogate him for being in conspiracy with the cats and boulders

>>46056089
Use Magicka Fire Ward.

>>46056188

>As his typo did not meaningfully distort the spoken word, the Nazi soldier blinks in brief conclusion - seeing your chance, you lash out with your whip, striking his hand and causing him to drop his flammenwerfer.

>Continue to Attack
>Flee

>>46054376
82. Indiana Jones
Location: Biblioteca de San Barnaba
Origin: Drop-In, Age: 24
Perks: Remember Your Charlemagne, Balancing Act (-200), Devil's Own Luck (-300), Omniglot (-400), Sight of God (-100)
Dig Team (-200)
Items: Shovel, Umbrella, Macedonian Coins, Adventuring Bag, Cluttered Library (-100)
Drawbacks: That Doesn't Belong In A Museum!(+300)

I'm getting the library for the old book smell, and I should probably add a library to my Animal Crossing town. Since I have tons of books stored in my warehouse, I can make copies and put them out. I'll use the warehouse key on a door in the back, and it will lead to the Cluttered Library. That's how Indy will get in and steal my stuff. I have trackers on everything, so it's not a real problem of losing stuff.

I'm more bugged at him for just not asking. He's fighting Nazis, he could ask for my sons still beating heart and I'd let him borrow it for a few months.

>>46056089
>Mind Control the Nazi
>Have him set down his weapon
>Release him
>Give him a hug and start a conversation over the roles of reparations in war and how it's not the Jewish population that's responsible for his country's terrible state, but the reparations from WWI and that the current regime is just hoodwinking the populace to further their own twisted agenda

>>46056654
>With tears in his eyes, he resolves to replace the Jews with a few Americans, some Brits and especially Frenchmen in the gas chambers

>>46056691
MISSION ACCOMPLISHED

>>46056691
THANKS OBAMA

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>>46054376

Indiana Jones
> Age: 23 [Rolled3]
> Location: Barnett College [Rolled3]
> Identity: Profiteer
> Catchy Theme [Get a Freebie!]
> Wicked Cultured [Get a Freebie!]
> Coin Counter [Get a Freebie!]
> This 'IS' History [-100CP]
> Omniglot [-200CP]
> Piggybacking On Hitler [-300CP]
> Feng Shui [-200CP]
> Putting On The Reich [-200CP]
> Historically Pleasant [-100CP]
> Shovel [Get a Freebie!]
> Nice Hat (Newsboy Cap XL) [Get a Freebie!]
> Camera Equipment [Get a Freebie!]
> Peacock's Eye [Get a Freebie!]
> Collector Pieces [Get a Freebie!]
> I Want To Play A Game [+100CP]

In my head, Indiana Jones has melded just a bit with the thought process of Professor Layton. This effects the world. Nobody thinks this is odd, people just throw puzzles onto things, and that's the way it's always been.
Only my companions suffer for this.
PUZZLESSSS

On a more "Profiteering" note...
Well. It would be base to say that I'm just a treasure hunter. I'm actually very interested in history! We can learn a lot from history! Not by just staring at it languidly in a museum, mind, but by studying how ancient mechanisms worked (and maybe a few artifacts of incredible power), we could bring amazing things to the world! We could change the world! Y'know, after we've gleaned everything there is to know for ourselves.
Too bad Dr Henry Jones disagrees.

But that's where the fun comes in right? It'll be a grand ol' rivalry! And I'll look great doing it!
We'll have a great time!
Also puzzles.
PUZZLESSSS

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>>46055818
The first part doesn't have that ridiculous power leves.

It could be done although not by me if you limit it to that, and then you might leave the rest for an End Jump. The same applies for Umineko, I/O, Demonbane or any other ridiculously powerful VN.

As long as you limit it, you don't need to waste the settings because of 'muh powerlevels'.

And besides, weeaboo Nazis are pretty fabulous.

>>46056903
>THANKS WILSON

FTFY, early 20th century remember?

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When will you come home, fellow jumpers?

>>46057188
Anon... Everybody in that picture is dead.

>>46057188
Home is wherever I am.

>>46054376
Indy Build:

>Smithsonian
>Male
>23
>Archaeologist

>Catchy Theme
>The Devil's Own Luck - 600
>Whip Specialist - 0
>Indy Ploy - 300
>Historically Pleasant - 100

>Ragtime Gal - 200

>Shovel - 0
>Nice Hate - 0
>Whip - 0

>Bowling For Boulders + 200

>>46057233
Ange and Battler aren't. I don't remember if EVA was alive at that point too. The timeline is confusing.

>>46057188
When the ride is over.

[Spoiler]Good thing it never ends.

>>46057188
Home is something my companions do. They have a spaceship and a mansion and an artificial island and a town and a farm. I have them.

>>46057300
Ange is dead on the inside, whichever of the two endings you prefer. Battler will either never recover, or will suffer for regaining his memories. Eva dies soon after the ending.

Regardless, I do believe I answered the question... They are all dead. And reviving them is escapism.

...But then, what does that say about me?

>>46057361
> I have them.

I'm sad that I will never have such a relationship with my companions.

Because deep inside I know that they are all a single AI pretending to be multiple characters and controlling multiple bodies so I can carry all of them with me wherever I go. I can't fool myself.

>>46057537
What's the AI's name? Is there a central intelligence or a main processor running personality sub-routines across multiple bodies?

Can I use Real Eater to change Ensoul from "store a copy of a power in an object" to "store a copy of a power in a person"?

In jojo you can take a stand and hammon right?

>>46054376
>Covenant of the Buddha

That might be interesting to study. Also, I really want to take that into Journey to the West.

>>46057710
Yeah, it's totally possible. You can also get Spin on top of that.
>>46057669
Don't see why you couldn't. Seems about the same power-wise

>>46057710
Yes.

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>>46057644
Player Two.

It doesn't really have a personality of its own, it's more of a very very complex VI than a proper sentient AI. It can do an almost shameless imitation, but it is still limited.

Although is far better than traveling with my others androids, golems and other non-sentient minions.

>>46057816
Thanks o planed to get basically ever power other than vampire mainly because after Resident Evil and Prototype I'm already a Pillar Man

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>>46057997
>those outfits
I am still fucking enraged that the author of D.gray-man changed the Noah outfits from classy victorian suits to those... those STRIPPER OUTFITS.

AND THEN THE FUCKING HALF-AKUMA YOU FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK.

>>46057997
>pic

God damn as D. Gray Man gotten weird.

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>>46058025
They only use them for a few chapters.

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>>46058068
...really?

I may have to pick it back up then and see if the story's been salvaged. My rage is subsiding.

>>46058036
Speaking of which, how is that D. Gray Man jump going?

>>46058068
Why wear them at all then?

>>46058149
The story has gotten even weirder, though.

For example, it was revealed that the Earl is Mana's Inner Noah that exited his body when he refused to become the Earl, and left him as the empty husk that later became Allen's adoptive father. And he also had a twin brother, Noah. Who for some reason became a Noah Memory. Because the first Millenium Earl spit in two.

It's pretty confusing.

>>46058253
That whole arc is full of weird clothing. The mangaka abandoned it after said arc, because she probably realized that it was pretty stupid.

81. Spice and Wolf
Location: Pasloe
Origin: Little God (-200), Age: 24
Perks: Little God [Road], An Experienced Eye (-100), Aesthetic of the Gods [Cute] (-200), The Monster Inside of Me (-300)
8 Companions (-300)
Items: Spice (-50), Barrel of Apples, Holy Rites (-150)
Drawbacks: Well-Known (+100), The Peasent Way (+200)

Chimmy: Merchant, Master of Disguise (-100), A Friendly Face (-200), Respect of the Divine (-100), 2 Spice
Falco: Criminal, Imposing Presence, Weasel at Heart (-100), King of Crime (-300), Sword
Roberta: Merchant, Master of Disguise (-100), A Friendly Face (-200), 2 Spice, Pet [Armidillo] (-100)
Ko'el: Drop-In, Wanderer's Luck, Kindred of Keynes [Macro] (-300), Herding Staff (-100)
SoB: Criminal, Wanderer's Luck (-100), Imposing Presence, Respect of the Divine (-100), Spice (-50), Sword, Goons (-150)
Isaac: Drop-In, Wanderer's Luck, Kindred of Keynes [Micro] (-300), Sword (-100)
Asriel: Criminal, Imposing Presence, Weasel at Heart (-100), Web of Connections (-200), Sword, Pet [Goat] (-100)
Toby: Merchant, Master of Disguise (-100), Silver Tongued Devil (-300), 2 Spice

I am the rat god of the road leading into and out of Pasloe and I'm taking it. I want to walk the earth, and everybody seems to know the little god of the little road, so I can always expect a welcome worthy of a pagan god. That is to say, not much and often unkind.

My companions had their big plans for this jump, though. Something about experiments in economic control to see it's efficacy over a ten year period. I didn't really pay attention so much as just lift heavy boxes and take care of the various animals the crew has adopted. We have an "owl", Toby's whatever beast, Roberta's armidillo, and the Choir's dragon already, so taking care of a second armidillo and Steven Junior II wasn't too much trouble. Anyway, they did pretty well for a first try. The world was only slightly ashambles for their interference.

>>46057712
To elaborate:

"O Hai Tripitaka, got a few extra scrolls you might interested in studying and copying to take on your journey.... The Buddha's words written in his own hand.
Well, a version of your Buddha from another universe (it's a long story) but still..."

Just seems like the sort of thing that might be fun to drop into that world, just to see what happens.

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>>46058306
>spoiler
Mother. Fucker.

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>>46057188
Oh, well, I'm the type of guy who will never settle down. Wherever pretty girls are, well, you know that I'm around. I kiss 'em and I love 'em 'cause to me they're all the same. I hug 'em and I squeeze 'em they don't even know my name. They call me a wanderer, yeah a wanderer. I roam around, around, around, around.......

>>46057188
Home is where the heart is. I mean, I've replaced my heart with a hyper-efficient mana battery, but you get the point.

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>>46058396
>. I hug 'em and I squeeze 'em
Ah, a fellow hugger I see.

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>>46058377
Yeah, it was pretty confusing for everyone else too. At least now we have a chapter every 3 months. It's better than nothing.

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What do your rides look like, Jumpers?

How do you guys handle SPEED. Specifically when it comes to it interacting with size. Do you rule that you are faster than in base form if you're huge, or do you keep things simple and just keep a constant speed, regardless of other factors. If you don't keep it constant, how much does size factor into this?

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>>46058718
The best way to cross galaxies.

>>46058776
Speedforce. It's like NANOMACHINES, but with more speed.

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>>46058718
I prefer to walk whenever given the option. If speed and discretion is required I'll just hijack a local vehicle for the occasion. When it's not.... pic related.

>>46058323
Also, we have some sort of cult on the city-ships. We're not seen as gods, just immortal heroes of vast power that guide our people through times of trouble and rule their small worlds. So, they kind of venerate us as some sort of hero-saints to be emulated? So, people who want to be like Isaac will try to be stoic and work with the various machines on the ship, people who want to be like Arlissa lead their community and try to follow higher ideals, people who want to be like Asriel practice charity and gardening. We have a suggestion box and an administrative division to handle their needs, but we aren't unapproachable. We're really just busy and have lots of stuff to do, and most of us would rather meet at a restaurant table than in our offices.

But now I am divine, so the Holy Rites will be placed in the waiting room outside my office on the Light of Terra. It's near the landing area we cleared for portals between the Light and Kerykeion, so people can pop by to get unpossessed or just say hello. I'll double the budget for the bowl of candy outside my office for it and everything. I'm in maybe one day a month, but people who have suggestions often take candy, and my secretary will now have to be qualified to conduct exorcisms.

>>46058718
I still use my motorcycle from Pokemon. It's nigh-impossible to break or harm by most common attacks at this point, being made of ceramite and chrome digizoid, but is still just a motorcycle. Can get around 450 mph, though.

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>>46058776
Uh...

See, a discussion of our actual size is gonna veer into quantum mechanics, relativity and shamanism but it's not important anyway because the part of us that interacts with reality isn't necessarily just a roughly humanscale Bose-Einstein/Dirac projection piloted through metaphysical quantum tunnelling. There's energy fields, there's the idea of ourself being transmitted through the collective consciousness, there's hyperdimensional topological distortions when we need to bring in a few dark matter tentacles. Because of our true body's scale travel occurs more through bending space around us than actually traversing it, except when we jump. This even getting into the complexities of innate causality magics; have you ever run so fast you were always over there and never left?

Then there's teleportation. And we're not just talking about digitisation, or spatial distortion (portals or otherwise) or mere FTL-that alone is achieveable with photophysiology and Time Alter supplemented by other innate temporal research. We're also talking about spiritual synchronisation between the principles of Enlightenment and Judeo-Christian soul-powered instant transmission. About digitising the Bagua and running it through infinite calculations to render distance as a concept, subjective. About singing the language of the stars, using it as a lever for wave-fold technology simultaneously attuned with the very vibrations of the universe, through which Skaldic mysticism and the Verse shape the very fabric of space-time to be more easily traversed.

...

...we are doing a terrible job of explaining this, aren't we.

Okay, let's start over:

Every time we take a step we're basically bending various laws of physics into unrecognisable messes. Our base form was sacrificed long ago. Speed has become a meaningless concept, especially whenever we sing or pray.

Y'know what, we're just gonna let Dr Gaster explain:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u5vNepH0HNM

Does anyone have any suggestions for good stable portals? Magic preferred.

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>>46059425
YES, less complicated topic!

Super Portal Blueprints from Spyro the Dragon

The Moonstone, from Lone Wolf

Eliatrope, from Wakfu

The Portal Gun, from Portal

The Dimensional Breach Controller, from Worm

>>46059424
>quantum mechanics, relativity and shamanism
One of these things is not like the other!

>>46059476
What is the moonstone? I was thinking about making a teleport hub.

>>46059520
It is shameful that they were treated as similar... clearly such an atrocity was committed by a shame-man

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>>46054376

Indiana Jones Build:

Free Choice - Sitting on the Ark of the Covenant
28 years old
Nazi
Catchy Theme
Symbol of God 100
Sight of God 200
Feng Shui 400
Foolish Thule
Uber Strut
Putting on the Reich 500
Did Nazi That Coming 700
The Trains Run On Time 1000
Dig Team 1050
Leeroy: Archaeologist, Whip Specialist, Actually Does Their Job, Indy Ploy 300
Shovel
Nice Hat
Gun
Infinite Brains and Eyeball Soup 1100
False Holy Grail
Crate of Gold
Chalice of Kali 1400
Just Shoot Them 1200
Bowling for Boulders 1000

Free choice for location so I'm going to grab the Ark of the Covenant, put it in a crate and hide it in the warehouse.

Took the cheaper Cultist options. Symbol of God is the spear as my main weapon is a spear (or scalpel when it's small). Sight of God is there as whenever a perk has something about hallucinating I tend to take it, think it's a funny response to a lot of antagonistic types. Feng Shui is a really good charisma boost for the price, location specific but good for holding court.

Took the entire Nazi tree. Free options are well enough, would have paid for Foolish Thule if I'd gone for another background. Putting on the Reich was for the aura of sharpness more than the uniform design, imagine I'd probably get someone else to do that really. Did Nazi That Coming is basically super gestapo the perk which could come in handy, useful whenever you've got a big organization under you as well. The Trains Run On Time makes my underlings work harder which is good. Lotta incentive to get some underlings.

Leeroy Jenkins (Jamaican bodyguard) gets some more plot stuff. I mean he started as a Brock Samson type and he's become increasingly ridiculous due to stacking these sorts of choices.

Pimp cup and swag for free.

Chalice of Kali lets me get some underlings on the cheap. Might use it on some of the more Naziish Nazis. Start a weird Hindu cult within the Nazis that takes it over. Might be fun.

>>46059476
>Eliatrope, from Wakfu
Actually, I've been meaning to ask: people talk about them like they're really useful, but the description in the jump isn't that impressive. What can they do in canon?

>>46059622
Drawbacks mean that my enemies are a bit more on the ball and pragmatic and that big boulders will chase me around relatively often which sounds like a laugh.

Barely seemed worth the second post but nevermind.

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>>46054376

Jump ?? - Indiana Jones
1600/1600 (Bowling for Boulders, I Want to Play A Game, That Doesn't Belong in a Museum! +600)
Barnett College - The place of learning, but knowledge isn't my goal here...
Profiteer - It's all about that paper!

Perks:
This IS history!(100) -Greed is what drives all civilizations! Without greed, we would not have made cities, built empires, and gathered weatlh. Greed is Civilization!
Wicked Cultured(0) - Presentation is everything...If you can't make it, just fake it.
OmniGlot(200) - Translators are expensive.
Shouldn’t' Touch That!(200) - ...Do I look like an amateur? These idiots that grab any bauble you see deserve what they get.
Piggybacking off Hitler(300) - Fools value ideals more than their coin. If they wish to trade coin for lip service, then so be it...Don't complain when your ideals can't feed you.
Coin Counter(0) - Again. Not an amateur.
Sight of God(100) - ...I partake of the herb and smoke trees everyday, what of it? It's amazing for negotiations as well, you'd imagine...A gentle scented candle is never suspected, and then people start getting fleeced. Quite amusing.
Actually Does their Job(100) - I hate to rely on others when I can do it myself. Saves me time and dime, doesn't it?~

Gear:
Camera Equipment(0) - Say Fuzzy Pickles!~
Canteen of Infinite Water(50) - ...Listen when I said I was thirsty this isn't what I meant.
Cosplay Collection(50) - A veritable array of sweet duds. Excellent!
Vault of Profit(100) - Ah, and this piece was found in the grand mines of La Mulana...Did I reel you in?
Peacock's Eye(0) - A good starter fund, I can work with this..

Companions:
Dig Student(200) - So..Arianna Free, is it? I hope you don't have any idealistic fantasies like a certain Dr. Jones, this ship's a for-profit venture...no? Excellent. Welcome aboard.
Religious Dancer(200) - And here's my lovely guide, Citlali...I found her in a very old part of Mexico, and I believe her name is nahuatl for Star.

Indiana Jones Universe-
0/1200
Rolled for Pankot Palace
Nazi- Time to kill Hitler and reform the Party before the whole Genocide thing starts.
Free Catchy Theme
Free Foolish Thule
Free Uber Strut
Discount Putting on the Reich
Discount Did Nazi that Coming
Discount The Trains Run On Time
Dig Student(Elizabeth)
Free Shovel
Free Nice Hat
Free Gun
Free False Holy Grail
Free Crate of Gold
Discount Hall of Speeches
Bag of Sand- Like Pocket Sand, but better
Cosplay Collection
Temple Site

Bowling for Boulders+200

>>46059624
Portal and beam spam. Can create weapons, armor, and shields out of energy. Cross dimensions. Fly.

>>46059425
Teleport Circle from any D&D jump fits the bill. Easy to set up and relatively cheap to make permanent (or even free, if you're enough of a munchkin).
As a bonus they don't cost any CP and most people would take some kind of caster anyway in D&D, because they're by far the best option in that setting.

>>46058718
If speed is required i just teleport. Otherwise i walk or take whatever is setting appropriate.

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>>46059531
It's a magical artifact woven from the fabric of the astral realm by cosmic beings to crystalise all their might and wisdom-effectively the concept of a technological singularity embodied in an glowy oblong.

In the hands of a man, it can bring prosperity to the world and open gates into strongholds hidden in normally inaccessible realms of existence.

In the hands of a god, it can destroy all life in a realm.

>>46059624
The most impressive feats performed were by a) their young God-King and b) a mad genius with a perfect memory and an artifact of pure Wakfu implied to drastically amplify his powers and (more than) compensate for a missing arm. If you haven't already, watch through to S2 for the most glorious shounen portal fight ever animated.

It's hard to explain without spoilers but-interplanetary portals, rapid creation of portals enough to reflect attacks from all directions, MASSIVE portals larger than buildings between not-Hell and the world, portal-based flight fast enough to break through timestops-and with the aid of said artifact, portals used to imprison an reincarnating immortal in a void between worlds.

>>46054376
Fuck red dont make me want to be a nazi.

What jump has the thing that lets you fuse weapons together?

>>46059888
Aion.

>>46059888
You can do it with Duct Tape Fusion from Invader Zim.

Least that's what I do.

>>46059425
Not portals but Steven Universe has teleport pads that can apparently reach distant worlds.

>>46059888
FF13-2, also known as FF9, also known as FF14 in some circles

>>46059888
Borderlands has a perk that lets you cobble weapons together. It doesn't look pretty though.

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>>46057188
There is no home left for me.

I made my choice long ago - and whether my actions since then would redeem me in the eyes of another, I will pay the price regardless. There is no escape.

Quick question, what do you think happens when a Primal Zerg eats a Resident evil tyrant .... I may have to change some thing (trying not to look suspicious)

>>46059908
>>46059913
>>46059943
>>46059948
Thanks guys. I'm sure one of these will work.

>>46059971
Well you would absorb that Tyrant's essence.

Whatever that creates in the end.

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Right. With both Bayonetta and Indiana Jones out of the way... there's something I've been wondering about.

A while ago there had been talks of trying to get mib to do a Warframe update. Since there had been a tremendous amount of lore/item/Warframe additions and there was some interest in getting the jump changed to reflect that. For a while there was nothing, until mib posted in January:

http://archive.4plebs.org/tg/thread/44702658/#q44720065

In that same thread I had said that if no one had gotten around to it by the time I finished the two jumps, that I would be hoping to take a crack at it. I also said that if someone else claimed it in that time, that it's all theirs. But no one has done so. ...so I'm asking the thread for permission if I can take up that offer to update Warframe.

Admittedly, with how MUCH the setting as changed, there's a lot that would need to be changed as a result. So I'm going to lay out what my plans would be: http://pastebin.com/zzGB25zq

All of my hopes for the updated jump are right in the pastebin. At the same time however, I understand that it may not be a wanted act. After all, it would be changing the jump a lot... any old builds would inevitably have to be changed quite a bit. Plus there's the potential drama that could come about as a result, and heavens knows we've got enough of that.

So I'm asking you all. Whether I touch it or leave it is strictly up to your decisions. Whatever the thread consensus is, I'll abide by that. Until such a decision comes, I'm not even going to open a file.

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>>46058718
I am my ride!

>>46060037
Bitchin'.

>>46060001

Red, that honestly sounds like a fantastic idea, and I'm already looking forward to it.

Go for it.

>>46060037
PRETTY BIRDY.

>>46060001
YES please do it. Please add a warframe custom table too it and maybe a warehouse add on with tenno rock garden.

>>46060001
...

Fuck I'm torn. On the one hand, I would like to see Warframe given a fucking proper run on it.

But on the other hand, no doubt in a few hours when he and his ilk wake up - there's gonna be those shit-throwers making a racket.
And seeing as Warframe's another Reborn jump, I'm not sure it'd be worth another shit-show.

>>46060001
Please go for it.

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Spice & Wolf
> Age: 20 [Rolled2]
> Location: Kumersun [Rolled3]
> Background: Drop In
> Wander’s Luck [Get a Freebie!]
> Salesman's Pitch [-100CP]
> Currency Master [-200CP]
> Kindred of Keynes
> + Microeconomics [-300CP]
> + Macroeconomics [-150CP]
> Fluffy Tail (Kitty!) (x3) [-150CP]
> An Experienced Eye [-200CP]
> Aesthetic of the Gods (Cute!) [-400CP]
> Notoriety [+200CP]
> Sleeping With The Fishes [+300CP]

Shortly after landing in this world, I inadvertently pissed off the mob. This was exacerbated by my total inability to feel bad about it, apologize, or act in any way unlike a spoiled cat. People now avoid me and dislike doing business with me because I am actively being hunted by the mob.

Also, I think I just trivialized [C], whenever that gets around to being done.
So, there, you are all caught up.

I have also added yet another perk to me "literally every cute perk" repertoire, and have an exceptionally soft and beautiful cat tail.
Aside from dramatic rooftop battles against the mob as I sought to tear them asunder or at least make them leave me alone, I probably mostly looked for some place to loaf around and accomplish absolutely nothing with my life.

So, kindof like an attempted vacation jump, except constantly interrupted by the mob being dicks.

>>46060001
Do it. Only good things would result.

>>46060001
I'm all for it, but admittedly for selfish reasons.
I really dislike how the Main Thing of the setting, Tenno, are locked behind a 600 point drawback.

>>46060001
Go for it, I'm game.

So we're letting her replace another Reborn jump?

Fucking hell guys.

>>46060097

I "vote" we move to just ignore that anon who thinks Red is the enemy of all life.

That kind of obsessive manchild is intrinsically opposed to any kind of consensus that isn't total submission to his grievances.

>>46060001
I would really like to see you do it red I just don't know how it is going to go down. My vote is do it, at least you are asking thread permission.

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>>46060165

>>46060165

I know, it's pretty great isn't it?

Finally getting some of the cobwebs cleared out.

>>46060189
I was about to post "inb4 detractor"

And then I had to reload.

>>46060001
>any old builds would inevitably have to be changed quite a bit
Didn't that post explicitly state it's for anyone to update IF they don't remove anything? Which you're doing?

>>46060001
Go for it! Pets and underwater Archwings and ninja robot customisation section would be so good.

>>46060165
Only the other day a bunch of people were comparing Mib/Reborn's jump's to BANCHO'S. Your argument is invalid.

>>46060001
Orokin tech doesn't make sense as a booster. It's supposed to give you access to technology you can understand, build, and use, NOT to make your gun shootier or your tits bigger.

>>46060219
Don't bother. The fanboys are in force, you're not going to make any headway.

Hey, Anons. Since the last few threads seem to be filled with at least one new jump or WIP, I've been working on the Generic Children's Channel jump, with backgrounds like a Muppet or Mr. Rodgers expy. I can post what I have later on tonight, but I wanted to know if anyone is interested first.

>>46060257
You'd be surprised what I can do.

>>46060257
Yes, because everyone who disagrees with you has to share a certain point of view. Have you even READ Reborn's jumps? I'm just glad to be rid of one.

>>46060271
That sounds lovely, go for it!

>>46060037
What would happen if someone threw a water cube over you?

>>46060228
>Some assholes said a stupid thing other people disagreed with.
>That means the whole thread thinks the same!
Neutral position? Your post is stupid.

>>46060271
Sounds fun. I'd be interested in seeing this.

>>46060257
Out of curiosity, why do you refer to anyone who disagrees with you about Red as a Fanboy? Honest question.

Because decrying everyone who disagrees with you as a Fanboy only makes people dislike you for insult slinging, which makes your position less tenable.

>>46060219
Well... that's why I was nervous about just going ahead. On one hand, I want to keep a fair amount of the perks in there. On the other... literally half of said perks can be smashed together into a Mod system, because that's specifically what the mods DO. By condensing it into a single mod system I literally turn 1000+CP into something like... 400CP. Which frees up points for everything else.

But hey, that's why I'm asking people. So they can tell me to shut the fuck up if I'm being a retard about this.

>>46060256
To be fair, Orokin Tech DOES make guns shootier if you compare their Prime versions to their regular versions. But I should have clarified that it's still offering Orokin Tech... it would just let the tech augment the other things.

>>46060001
>any old builds would inevitably have to be changed quite a bit.

Why don't just update it and let people choose what Jump they want to use?

That's the problem with updates. While adding content is good, having to change your bluff because the author changed his mind about something is really frustrating.

>>46060001
On the one hand, mib requested that the person who takes it up break no one's build, and you intend to redo the whole perk-tier system.

On the other, this needs some serious rebalancing and fluffing. I can barely tell what anything does and quite a bit of it seems to be out of wack.

So, you have my vote for your changes. I just request that even though mib was... his own thing, you do what you can to keep it intact. Respect him even if he was a bit shit, I think is the way to go.

>>46060271
Sounds a bit like one of those generics where the origins are totally random things from a very broad genre based on whatever the creator is most familiar with. I'll reserve judgement until I see it but generics are easy to fuck up.

>>46054376
Finally done with this. Damnit, Red, I had to cut something like 1200cp...

Location: Marshal College
Age: 21
Cultist [Free]
>perks:
Catchy Theme [Free]
Puzzle Person [100]
Actually Does Their Job [100]
Wicked Cultured [100]
Symbol of God [Free]
Sight of God [Free]
Feng Shui [100]
KALI MAAAAA! [200]
Amrita [300]
Foolish Thule [100]
Putting on the Reich [200]
Historically Pleasant [100]
>companions:
Religious Dancer [100]
>items:
Shovel [Free]
Nice Hat [Free]
Robes [Free]
Bag of Sand [50]
Cosplay Collection [50]
Sankara Stones [Free]
Authentic Marking Kit [Free]
Temple Site [100]
>drawbacks:
Just Shoot Them [+200]
Flashy Mook Show [+200]
Bowling for Bowlers [+200]

So, for my time here, I'll be setting up and growing a cult. Not just any cult through. One centered on archeology and the acquisition of artifacts of the past.

I'll apparently also spend an inordinate amount of time running from hypersonic boulders, and swording my enemies while getting shot at. Joy.

Messing with Dr Jones' adventures is propably a decent part of my time here, and I'll load a /lot/ of artifacts and such into my warehouse.

>>46060294
>>46060333
Well, guess I have my answer them. It'll be a few hours(I'm still deciding what perks fit each background) but it shouldn't be too hard. By the by, would you prefer the option to have an OC companion(An expy like yourself), a canon companion option(Like Mr. Rogers or Kermit), or both for more like Indiana Jones?

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>>46060271
I need it. I need it done before I become a schoolteacher in PS238. I have goals for that jump. Goals involving being the best teacher ever.

>>46060219
I think that part of the problem is that most of the abilities given in jump are mods, namely the resistances, channeling, Equilibirum, generic stat ups, Heavy Impact, Rage, Loot.

Hell I'm reading it and a majority of the perks are pretty much obtainable through Mods from the game. Its addressed in the pastebin doc but yeah the situation is overall fucked a few ways up a few streets

>>46060305
It would be extremely painful.

For me.

>>46060392
People worry that eventually we'd end up drowning in low quality jumps with escalating power levels if we allow for more than one of the exact same setting. Overestimates the amount of people who actually want to and are willing to put in the work to seriously edit/create new versions of old jumps in my opinion but everyone just starts shouting at each other and nothing actually ever comes of it most of the time.

>>46060165
I note that you at the very least have the self-awareness to not try and pretend the person who're accusing has never made a good jump so soon after Indiana Jones' release.

>>46060219
Who said she'll be removing things? Sounds like the options will still be there but they'll be done in a way that is easier to make actual warframes with, not just Xbender, where X is health or ...

Look, I'm not going to change your mind, and to be honest I don't really see where you're coming from. Taking the most negative opinion about someone trying to make a good jump out of what is widely considered.... To not be a good jump... She even has permission! Yes builds will have to be redone, but that would happen anyway, unless you're enamoured with your current build.

Would you be happy if there was an option beneath the go stay move on section that let you get nothing from her part of the jump and then just had Mib's jump copy pasted below to use instead?

>>46060001
As someone who doesn't get particularly attached to builds, go for it. I'd rather a decent Jump than a shitty one any day.

>>46060440
The third option seems to be the best in my opinion, though you can just put in the canon companion option and call it a day if it's too much work.

>>46060001
Sounds good to me.

>>46060001
you already got permission so I say you do it.

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>>46060469
You're a big bird.

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>>46060257

I don't really give two shits who does it, I just want it replaced.

I combat your rage with Spiderman.

>>46060392
I'd also be okay with it, but see >>46060475

>>46060001
I'll have Shia speak on my behalf.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VTX-rkWpwVg

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>>46054376
>>46055495
top kek
You might want to fix that typo Red.

>>46056089
Pocket Sand!
Right before we're both hit by a boulder.

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>>46060001
DO IT

>>46060710
DON'T LET YOUR DREAMS BE DREAMS

Do any of you know where I could get a perk that allows me to ignore how much I would weigh realistically, other than the Spyro supplement?

>>46060732
well you could get gravity powers I guess?

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>>46056089
Of what could you possibly be speaking? There is nobody here but us corals.

>>46057091
>Nazis
>Wilson

I'm not American and even I know that is not right.

>>46060544
Sounds good to me. Before I leave, I'll drop this off, the Mr. Rogers expy capstone
>Hello Neighbor!: it's a beautiful day in the neighborhood, Jumper! You've become an icon of kindness and friendliness, an idol and inspiration to children and adults alike. More than that though, you've gained a special ability to reach into the hearts of others. Whether it's to teach children important lessons, help a cynical adult to see the beauty of imagination and the world around them, or redeeming a cold hearted villain, so long as their heart isn't entirely black, you can help them become the kind of person you know they can be.

>>46054376
• Name: Alice English
• Age: 25
• Location: Cairo
• Background: Archeologist
• Perks:
- Catchy Theme: -0
- Whip Specialist: -0
- Actually does their Job: -0
- Culture Patterns: -100
- Trap Defusal: -200
- Indy Ploy: -300
• Items:
- Chachapoyan Fertility Idol: -0
- Motorbike: -0
- Dig Student (Lapis): -100
- Dig Team (Noah, Lancer): -100
- Shovel: -0
- Nice Hat: -0
- Whip: -0
- Covenant of Buddha : -200
• Drawbacks:
- No. No Red. I will not fall for this again. I swear to god, I will not max out on drawbacks, or even take any this time. I've suffered too much to let myself fall into your CP Trap yet again, and I haven't done any of these since Nichijou came out.
(1000)-(100+200+300+100+100+100+100)=0
Actually, I don't know what I'm going to do with this Jump, other than take a vacation after the Catastrophe that was BLAME!, work on hiding various powerful relics (Mainly EE From Minecraft) where people can find them after a bunch of traps, and look for more books to add to my library. Sorry, I just don't know that much about Indiana Jones.
>>46056089
Throw a match at the Gasoline I poured on the floor earlier, knowing that this will have happened.
>>46057188
To play the Endgame.
>>46058718
My car from Redliner, if I have to drive somewhere for appearances.
>>46059425
Summoning and Magic Arrays from Mushoku Tensei.

>>46060732
Not sure about outright ignore, but Symphogear and Gravity Rush have abilities (Warrior and Shifter perk trees respectively) that let you do odd things with your weight.

>>46060756
>confused nazis staring at a giant reef of coral in the lost temple

Did David Lynch direct an Indiana Jones movie?

Unrelated, but I've wonder what on earth a Generic David Lynch jump would look like (since Twin Peaks doesn't quite have enough stuff to work into backgrounds)

There would be infinite coffee for sure.

>>46060780
I rarely talk about relative perk powerlevels, but does this perk ACTUALLY make you as kind as Mr Rogers?

>>46060780
I'm gonna like this Jump, I can tell. Keep it up, anon!

If i take ripple mastery without purchasing any other ripple perk, could i still teach other people the ripple?

>>46060271
Add a purchasable Oil Rig base in there.

Bet no one in hell will get that reference though.

>>46060446
Hey, exactly what doe Magical Body do in terms of how it affects your biology? Are you just super saturated with magic or are you actually composed of it?

>>46060885
I read that as 'nipple'.

>>46060932
For a second there, I was wondering if the solitary B was another reference I didn't get

>>46060976
Well, if I had to pick a jump that had something called Nipple Mastery Jojo would be on my short list.

>>46060885
Yes. Before she left, Jojoanon said that it's actually possible to train all the other skills in Ripple, as long as you have Mastery. However, it takes considerably longer than if you just buy it, especially if you don't have a teacher.
Also, there was something about if you don't have a teacher the possibility of your ripple skills being weird or alternative compared to normal practitioners, because you're essentially making shit up and seeing what works.

>>46061070
All this is on the money, and that the perk-bought stuff would be stronger.

... Damn it. Ever since the resurgence of JoJo talk I've started missing JoJo's Bizarre Anon again.

>>46060001
Has my vote, but I hope you're ready for some asshole to come out of the woodwork and say that you have a grudge against Mib / Reborn.

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>>46060001

>>46060836
Well, sort of. It gives you the opportunity to be as kind as he is, but you have to actually work on it. It does make it a lot easier, though. And just in case you're worried about it, no, it won't mind rape you or alter your personality if you don't want it too.
>>46060837
Thanks for the encouragement, Anon. I'll be back in a few hours to post at least the perk section.

>>46054376

Question!

Does the museum attach to the warehouse, or is it a building that appears in each new jump?

So question.

Civilization. The Big E drawback / not-so-drawback where he's just a fellow civ in the world.

Is there gonna be shit if I say I stasis-podded him?

>>46061240
Read the notes. It becomes a warehouse attachment after the jump.

>>46054376
Does the Spear of Longinus do anything else besides removing all of your supernatural stuff and giving it to Hitler?

>>46061279
I guess that depends on whether he drags all his baggage with him to Civilization as well. Is it just him? Does the Warp exist? Will Orks some day invade the planet? Or is he just by his lonesome, able to lead humanity to a new age without interference?

>>46061279
Good question. I don't actually remember anyone trying. Logically there would be at some point, but for some reason it's never come up in the past.

I'm honestly kinda indifferent. I reckon having the Emperor as a companion is its' own challenge.

>>46061279
As I understand it, that not-so-drawback was supposed to be a joke... Atleast, that's what I remember?

And you'd have to convince him to go along with you, instead of doing his whole shepherding humanity thing. Which... might be a bit hard.

That said, personally, I think that it could lead to great shenanigans.

>>46060957
Well, the in-game fluff states that "You gain MP using gene manipulation" and "Magic dominates your body" and the perk says "Your body is now so full of magic it's impossible to tell where biology ends and your supply of mana begins."

From one perspective, when you run out of mana, you'd start burning away from your magical pseudo-organs to cast. But you damage yourself anyway when you overcast, so that's more an explanation of how, rather than casting from life force.

Jumpers have determined it for themselves both ways. Use your discretion, and I will never call you out on it.

>>46061279
Be funnier if he was dead when you podded him, and you just drug his corpse around various jumps. Weekend at Bernie's, only with da Empra instead.

>>46060976
I'll admit i thought so to.

>>46061070
Alright that seems reasonable i wonder if its the same for the spin. I spent all my stuff on my stand, the arrow and ripple mastery.

>>46061027
I'd go with Medaka Box. The chick with a billion powers probably has it somewhere on her list.

>>46061279
He's omega levels of autism and double omega hard gay to start with. Everything he does will fail because he's fundamentally incapable of understanding humanity and how we think.

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>>46061487
you rang?

>>46061462
Probably Kill la Kill, too. With the way people dress there, you know there's some shit going on behind the scenes.

>>46061401
Alright. Thanks.

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So... are there any jumps where I can go full energy being, and screw physical form?

>>46061487
So. Take him through the multiverse on a thousand-millennia-road-trip and force him to actually mingle instead of watch, and a few imports here and there.

>>46061527

Hey bancho where were you the last couple od days man?

>>46061581
lords of light

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>>46061581
NGE

>>46061581
Lord of Light, the Native Demon option lets you be a Rakasha, which are an energy being. It also has a couple other options but I've never really payed too much attention to it.

>>46061628
Mothers of the Terrible Blow are best

>>46061595
here! my pc got wiped & DVD drive is not working so i have no dictation.

>>46061648
>the Terrible Blow

Domestic violence is bad, and you should feel bad.

>>46061648
Insert monstergirl joke here.

>>46061670
>>46061786
hihi I fucked that one up.

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>>46061852
gotta love angels

>>46061581
If there's a perk to let you use power forms longer than their normal limits you could be a neon conduit and take energy form.

If there is such a perk (and I think there might be) does anyone know where it is from?

>>46061895
Darkstalkers
Blood Magic

Your physical self is an existence held together by your own will. With this perk, you render your body

into a state akin to liquid, like blood, water, ichor, liquid metal and so on. Your blood and body becomes a

highly dangerous thing not so much a weapon as a multifunction tool.

You may control your blood and body, shaping both into weapons. Magic that runs off of blood is now

stronger in your hands. You also now have the choice of how much you bleed from a given wound not at all, to

normal mortal appearance, to gushers for the purposes of spreading your blood around. If you possess

Transformative Wings, your blood now counts as a limb for the purposes of that perk.
This perk enhances all forms of shapeshifting, allowing you to change into a form and maintain it indefinitely at no penalty, but cannot override preexisting perk time limits.

>>46061852
>>46061886
She's a big fractal girl.

>>46056089
I burn both of us. That's what he gets for playing with fire.

>>46062070
Well she is a pretty big screamer.

How close are we to a rwby update? I'm planning to do the jump soon but i don't want to miss any cool new stuff.

>>46062607
Pretty sure Clover said it's be a while before he does anything with it.

>>46061581
Zoltan from FTL.

>>46061581
Gunnerkrigg Shapeshifting lets you take a full energy form, among other things. Combine with Anon It's You from Robocop and you can stay in the form indefinitely. Alternatively, looking at the blood magic perk here >>46061985 it looks like that could remove the penalty for staying in a non-organic form for too long, too.

>>46061581
Supernatural Angel would do the trick. Demon too, sort of, but that's less energy being than discoporal entity

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>>46062949
Speaking of shapechanging, anyone know how the whole "your eyes are a window to primal chaos" thing works in Webmage?
Is that your pupils? The iris? Are your entire eyes just a blank portal like some kind of rainbow pool? What am I looking with here?

>>46063149
Honestly I just got rid of that using real eater. Made them glowy eyes instead. So I have no idea.

>>46063271
I'm most likely overthinking this but I have a question how the fuck do you eat your own eyes and put them back in working condition?

>>46063307
...Magic?

>>46063360
Fair enough.

>>46063307
Very carefully.

Okay, so I have a plan that involves me shapeshifting into the Endbringers and stalemating them with their own powers. How should I go about getting strong enough hydrokinesis to stand up to Leviathan?

>>46063501
This sounds like an awful plan when you could just throw magic at them. Better question, how are you shapeshifting into the Endbringers? WHY are you shapeshifting into the Endbringers? Energy concerns aside I'm pretty sure anyone stupid enough to do a transformation sequence in Worm not named Lung was killed off long ago.

>>46063501
Also have you considered just engaging him from a VERY long way away instead of trying to out-hydrokinese him?

Also also, Disney has Neptune's Trident, one of the Lord of Light native demon options can throw radioactive water around and I'm pretty sure one of the Crystal Gems from Steven Universe could do water pretty well but seriously just shoot spells at them.

>>46063501
Steven Universe ,gem,lapis lazuli,Gem Power.

>>46063501
Rider of Water or the Ocean from Darksiders might work, also Three Pounds of Dreams from Psychonauts combined with any Hydrokinesis psychic ability.

Also, would Aberrant from Star Wars the Clone Wars be able to disable their powers or are they not psychic in nature?

>>46063638
Nah, Wildbow was very explicit that there are no psychics in Worm, just very advanced science

>>46063602
>>46063501
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8fIl8c4Ensg

>>46063501
Go to Macross, get Touched By The Protoculture and Listen To My Voice!. Next, go to EVO, get Invasive Species and a Blue Crystal. Go to King Arthur and buy Sword Plant. Then go to SimAnt and get CHEAT MODE- Ant Man. Finally, go to Princess Bride and buy Dread Pirate Roberts and I'll Most Likely Kill You In The Morning.

Use Sword Plant to mass produce Blue Crystals, you're going to need a lot of evolution energy. You can also get it from eating biomass, so infinite food perks may be useful here. Go to Worm. Listen To My Voice with the Touched By The Protoculture capstone booster lets you communicate with extradimensional entities. Dread Pirate Roberts means that you can convince anything you can communicate with to teach you, and I'll Most Likely Kill You In The Morning means they won't just kill you. Invasive Species lets you evolve to mimic the traits of any life form you encounter. So communicate with the shard controlling Leviathan, and use its aid to help you evolve into a pseudo-Endbringer using Invasive Species. CHEAT MODE- Ant Man lets you apply your full power at any size, so that will let you get around the need to be a giant extradimensional biocomputer. Now, having become Leviathan's equal, challenge him to a fight.

>>46063733
Or you could just

Just, hear me out.

Okay, this'll blow your mind

Hang on

Wait for it

You could just.

Cast spells at him instead of building specifically to win a dickmeasuring contest with something that doesn't have a dick.

Maybe some magitech killsats or whatever too.

>>46063803
No, that sounds boring. It also doesn't get you access to his powers. Why would you take the strategy that doesn't give you Endbringer-level powers?

>>46063501
Try Blue Ka'Kari from night angel. It also counts as magic IIRC so magic boosts apply on top of the already really strong water manipulation.

>>46063803
You can also just blow up the world and explore space for the rest of ten years but he didn't ask how to do that did he?

>>46063568
Amusement, mostly. I'm not actually shapeshifting into a hyperdense interdimensional crystal monster.

>>46063599
Like I said: amusement. I'll be a very late tier jumper by this point.

>>46063602
>>46063689
Is it really at that level?

>>46063733
Damn. That's thourough, thanks.

So do I get to keep using Eliatrope portals outside of my Eliatrope form if I don't have This is in fact my final form?
because I really don't like shapeshifting
>>46063845
Night Angel has been done? holy shit I need to go there

I would like to put on record that when some jackass from SB comes by with an attempted replacement B5 jump that I did try to avert it. Said jackass however is a mod and soured to my advice after me spending some time explaining to him just how toxic his playstyle is (fucker insisted he could use rules lawyer perks on perk descriptions, among other things). My apologies whenever he gets around to it, those with an SB account may want to come by to explain how stupid his idea is. Those without an account don't get one for this because instigating actively storming other boards could get me a permaban on SB, and there are other threads there that I enjoy participating in.

>>46063845
I'm not familiar with the setting. What are some canon examples of what that can accomplish?

>>46063873
it's the only benchmark for gem hydrokinesis

>>46063882
I am frankly speechless. I've always given the SB crowd the benefit of the doubt but. Holy shit. Never stepping foot in that cesspool now.

If you're out there /tg/ mods, I just wanted you to know you guys are awesome people and should feel good about yourselves because you're not this faggot.

>>46063878
It's a halfdone pile of dreck that wanks its sword as permakilling companions and has four or so drawbacks, one of which is rapey as hell.

>>46063980
The Spacebattles community does some things very well. CYOAs are not one of them. I still go to the site for quests and fanfiction, but I stay the fuck away from their CYOA threads.

>>46063986
it got in, so I assume it's better than fucking spacebattles quality.

>>46063834
Not him but do the Endbringers even count as lifeforms? I thought they were basically clarktech AIs created by Eidolon's Shard.

>>46063882
Come on, man. You know he isn't going to listen, so don't bother with this - he's proven it multiple times. Just let it run its course and die out.

>>46064014
I don't even know what would happen if he actually tried to post that over here. At this point I'm expecting a 50/50 chance of people laughing him out, or a shitstorm that makes the Libriomancy arguments looks like a bible study fellowship.

>>46064014
Agreed. Once you leave those sections the quality of content drops significantly.

>>46064019
Their shards do. At their core all Entity-based stuff is biotech, just really weird biotech.

>>46063882
Link to thread where this happened?

>>46063918
According to the description: strong enough to create tsunamis on a whim, precise enough to pull water out of a man's blood, and it also makes you immune to drowning. Oh, and it stops you from aging.

>>46063980
To be fair it's more that I'm very leery about getting into a prolonged argument with him because while he can't just go use mod powers to bane me, his presence on the other side will mean if anything does come to mod attention I'm the one far more likely to take blame. Also what with knowing the system better than I do he's got a lot clearer lines of what's acceptable (see continuing our last argument despite a post from another mod expressing we should calm down). Meanwhile the bit I mentioned previously about why you shouldn't create an account for this is because SB clamps down hard on stuff at all resembling board invasions or the like.

>>46063803
Because people WANT a dickmeasuring contest, anon.

That's the only reason they ever acknowledge some jumps - they want to prove their self-insert dick is larger.

>>46063149
Oh that works because if you take the perk for that it basically makes your eyes look like glowing rainbow lava lamps. It works because your body is basically made out of chaos instead of the normal flesh. Its just chaos that currently is doing a REALLY good job acting like flesh, so good that there is basically no difference. so basically it comes in 2 flavors, Iris only so its just glowing rainbow lavalamp irises, or full eyeball so take the one in your pick and make the entire thing a glowing rainbow lava lamp.

>>46064115
https://forums.spacebattles.com/threads/general-cyoa-thread.315809/page-670 I'm Joebobjoe there.
>>46064030
Yeah, mostly just getting it known what's going on here so that when this does come to culmination it's not a surprise out of nowhere and people know what to expect. A minor flame now to hopefully prevent more later. And yes, I have no faith in him to change course, which is why I'm here and saying I tried and here's what's likely going to happen instead of me just facepalming at their stupidity. I in particular am not a good choice for arguing this since I have had a previous blowup with him, but thought someone else might be willing to give it a go.

>>46064130
That's pretty gay.

Credit where it's due though, it's not the worst plan I've seen, and my main source of skepticism comes from the energy requirements they'd need to get up to a spiral galaxy's mass entangled across a multiverse into some bullshit energy projection-not to mention the massive assumption of the Shard even being capable of helping you get that far rather than become something like Echidna or Lung.

Is taking a chaos god as my parent in Percy Jackson a good Idea? What would I get from each? Would it just be the obvious
Slaanesh- Induce pleasure
Nurgle- Spread plague/sickness
Khorne- Invigorated by death and combat
Tzeentch- Manipulation?

Or would the fact that they feed off of the emotions of the galaxy affect anything?
Is there something I may have missed?
how would 40k jumps work from there on

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>>46064212
>>46063149
basically your eyeball either has this as the sclera or its an orb made of this (so kinda like your pic except with a rainbow throwing up) wither way it is bright enough to read by.

>>46064351
>how would 40k jumps work from there on
More to the point, do any gods in subsequent jumps react to your divine parentage?
Will you get some pointed questions in Viking Saga/Dresden Files if you show up as Odin's son?

>>46064244
Yeah, this is pretty tame for mod bullshit. He acted all cool and collected when people where saying "maybe", but when you straight told him "no" he revealed his true reasons. He's being an ass, don't worry about it.

>>46064212
>>46064470

So if you go for not the full orb is it irises or sclera? Because the iris is the band of colour, whereas the sclera are the whites, and that's a pretty significant difference in appearance.

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>>46064583
Oops sorry I get those two mixed up. forgive me, it is this part, the colored part.

>>46064351
For the big abilities (just getting the big ones down, I'll flesh out the remaining bits if you want more on a particular deity afterwards):

Slaneesh's would be an odd softcap variant where you progress quickly to top of field (by normal human standards) in a few days of concentrated effort and keep going but it decays back down when you move onto something else (skill retention perks won't help much because you're more losing a buff instead of losing skill you worked for, you keep a decent amount even, just not nearly what you had at your height), also some more stuff along the lines of enhanced senses, mutations and so on.

Nurgle would be doing similar stuff to Angira Mainyu's poison abilities only with disease and fungus (slowly build them, and then create Daemons from sufficient concentrations), other than that he does durability, healing, mutations, and probably some more stuff.

Khorne would have enforced combat as his big ability, you find a worthy foe (or foes), lay down your challenge, and from there neither of you can flee, use magic, or interact with others until one side is dead (note that while it can be selective it's tiring to take more enemies in, and you don't get allies). Attempting to use it for stuff other than its intended purpose will backfire. He'd also give a ton of combat buffs (including mutations).

Tzeentch would be the most generic of the four, mostly just making you smarter, giving you precog and prophecy, and better at magic. He doesn't have a flashy capstone ability like the others. Also did I mention the mutations?

Alright ive decided to live on the edge tell me how screwed i am.
#8 Long live the queen: mood: willful:100
Skills:[military,medicine,agility.]
Perks: [savvy princess:100]
[Jumper lumen: (stand) 100] [advanced jumper lume: Amazon durability, Hamon, water bending, conduit type electricity, not enough items cheat mode:300] [i see you:100]

Drawbacks: share the pain/ double or nothing: 400, Bad influence: 100, spoiled princess:200, sickly princess:200.
My main bad influence on her is that i over think myself all of the time, ending up getting the original thing i put so much thought into in the wrong way. The plan is to deal with this as calmy as possibly and try and be as helpful as possible.

>>46064014
Same here.

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>>46064649
Okay, good to know.
Thanks, Aionon.

I'll be taking the iris only option. I mostly wanted to know whether I'd be able to walk down the street or not. It also seemed a bit much, considering I'm taking it without the discount.

I mean, technically I guess I can disguise it anyway with all my OTHER shapeshifting perks / illusions / holograms / etc, but even so, full on empty portals to chaos where my eyes once were seemed a bit gauche for my "true form".
I am weirdly vain about stupid things.

>>46064699
Could you do Darkness and Nyarlathotep from Lovecraft please?

>>46064482
>>46064351
Oh right, got carried away making cool stuff for the chaos gods. For other jumps with the appropriate gods a thorough examination can find it but it's more akin to a distorted echo than what the actual god feels like. So you're noticeably similar to those associated with the god but have notable differences, think a pair of brothers a few years apart, you can see the resemblance but if you actually look at them you can distinguish the two fairly simply.

From there it depends on the deity and how you present it. No it won't mean easy inroads for Chaos (some of the behaviors encouraged by the abilities might, but you're not starting off with massive security flaws in your soul), but it may get you shot at, but that applies to pretty much any jumper power in 40K.

What gets really fun is when you picked up a Divine Relic, they're of similar status but it's far more notable to have a decent copy of Mjolnir than to have powers resembling Thor's.

>>46064807
no problem, whenever Im on I will answer any questions I can if you have them. Im out for a bit now though so I wont be answering any more for a while.

>>46064699
If you don't mind answering, how does a demigod of Lugh's supernatural skill at everything compare to a demigod of the Unconquered Sun?

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How's your laugh, /jc/?

>>46064827
>Demigod of Nyarlathotep
NOPE. SO MUCH NOPE.

>>46064941
>capstone is you're just another mask and mama nyarly can babysit for you anytime you need it
>you weren't really using that body to its full potential anyway

>>46064827
>not wanting to be a child of Shub-Niggurath
It's like you don't want to have a thousand older brothers and sisters watching your back.

>>46064699
Thanks, man. Super big help. I really like Khorne's power, I'll definitely be picking that up in my next chain.

>>46065038
Sounds about right.
>>46065061
>Wanting to be the child of ANY of the Outer Gods.
C'mon, guys, seriously?

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>>46064925
Well, I took Evil Laugh and Maniacal Laugh from MST3K and Swat Kats, respectively, AND Dramatic Ham from Sonic, not to mention Iron Lungs from Jojo, so...
I can pretty much be heard from across town with traffic.

If i go as a joestar and get the earthquake as my location would i get the curse or nah?

>>46064925
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xl48FDOx0YI

>>46064925
You know that incredibly loud laugh done by really Hammy Hero's of Justice?
Yeah, about like that.

Unless I'm in my lab and working on something 'for the fuck of it'. Then it might be more Evil Crackling.

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>>46065103
That's interesting!

So, what kind of laugh is it?

>>46064925
Think of the craziest Joker Cackle you can
now multiply it by slanesh

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>>46065136
Evil and Maniacal, of course.
Like Mark Hamill's Joker if he were a mad scientist with more resonance and was also a girl.

I got quite a lot of compliments during Venture Bros! Except from the people who thought I was trying way too hard.

>>46064925
I snort a little, and the whole thing is sort of breathless. I don't think I'm ever going to change my laugh.

>>46064901
I'd guess UCS is slightly better baseline but has issues with losing chunks of skill if you go against your virtues. Lugh's useful because unlike some of the skillmonkey gods he's got broad domain without having to fulfill conditions other than studying the skills. Some others will exceed him in various fields but most of them will have either a limit on what skills they're good for or odd drawbacks.
>>46064827
Nyarlathotep would get you shapeshifting, lots of magic, more magic than you really should learn, did I mention the forbidden lore inherent to the magic (even if it doesn't fry your brain tends to not be pretty), charisma boost, the ability to transfer your knowledge to others within LoS directly (bit troublesome to do at combat speed), the ability to create sort of avatars of yourself (masks) that you can channel demigod powers through but aren't great in a fight, and the ability to keep track of your various cults and send masks to them when they call on you.

The Darkness I'm not as familiar with and from what little I've heard ventures dangerously close to the "No omnipotence" and "It must be a pantheon" rules, but am not sure on either.
>>46065038
Nah, that's Path of the Gods domain. Though the "all the forbidden lore" bit means you can probably do that anyway, just not have them follow you post jump.

>>46065279
Oh yeah, and just to be clear the recipient of the knowledge does not have to be willing. Their cooperation makes it faster but you can just start dumping some of your forbidden lore into the minds of others, it's just a bit slow by the standards of combat.

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I am currently trying to figure out a way to "install" magic into universes where magic does not exist. So far my ideas on the matter involve using Amazo backup (YJ)+Cobra-La (G.I. Joe) tech to create an organ that allows creatures to use whatever magic system is in place. Let say for example Mushoku Tensei where it is a biological feature to use said energy that permeates the world. I figure that adding in Leaky Limiter (MT) to allow others to always train up their mana would be beneficial combined with Harbringer of Magic (LoSS) to allow magic to function scaling off the personal reserves of creatures. Problem with that is humans on a macro scale likely wouldn't handle phenominal cosmic power from LL well. My idea for that is to genetically engineer mana factory herd creatures with above abilities to scatter across the planet thereby filling the world with it. Installing the ability to use magic with harbringer should work for humans minus LL.

Any glaring issues here? Aside from figuring out how to mass surgery into humans, and make the organ pass down genetically. Any tips on improving the idea?

>>46065279
>>46065378
Neat, thanks

>>46065279
If you're still taking request could you detail the powers of a Demigod of Velka from Darksouls.

>>46065392
Magitek Mastery from Final Fantasy 6 would probably be very helpful.

>>46065392
Well I would suggest taking a look at Geneforge and Resident Evil for a way to make a transmissible virus that would cause the development of the organs rather than needing to preform surgery.

>>46065070
For reference his other stuff would be extreme skill at combat, durability and strength that actively improve the more damage you take and deal (alongside everything else), tactical insight, berserking, control over spilt blood, combat mutations, and magic resistance. The 1v1 me IRL power can be overwhelmed with absurd force but will generally hold decently for anything short of a very determined god, though it is tiring afterwards if you're straining it severely.
>>46065457
Not familiar with him, he'll go on the list of "to research" alongside the one serpent god from Aztec myth whose name is a pain to spell (for a guy on SB), the Darkness, and maybe a couple more if thread throws anything at me. Mostly just been lucky because the ones being discussed are ones I'm familiar with. Will try to get it done within the next couple of days, insomnia and a massive headache might prolong that though. Speaking of which I'm off to collapse for now.

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Made some progress on the Skulduggery Pleasant jump. Had trouble fleshing out and balancing the item trees, so I just made a single group of undiscounted items. And added the first few drawbacks.

Thoughts?

>>46065392
Hell, you're doing things the hard way. You could probably futz around with the Slayer Handbook from Buffyverse and write your own laws of magic with a little tweaking.

Does anybody know what Celtic magic is for the purposes of the Percy Jackson perk?

>>46065629
Take your time man.

>>46065279
Probably a dumb question but are there any good places to research gods and their abilities on the net that you use? I asked about Inari... who is a little difficult to research by her/his nature. Hopefully I can come up with something myself with a bit better information.

There was a jump with an item that allowed you to see alternate paths into the future condensed into a 30 movie or such but I can't remember what jump it was on.

>>46065845
Futurama has something like that.

>>46065845
The What If Machine from Futurama? It's completely inaccurate though.

>>46065663
Is it intended to be necromany or necromancy?

>>46065895
>>46065880

It wasn't from futurama it was from one of the jumps with out images

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Okay, /jc/, bear with me here.

I need to spec specifically to hard-counter magical girls. So I'll need:

>Anti-magic defenses
>Ways to see through/counteract glamours and secret identities
>Anti-purification/anti-befriending abilities
>Ways to prevent their animal companions/masked boyfriends/etc. from intervening in battle
>Tips for inciting distrust and doubt among the party
>Transformation-sequence-interruption

Any advice?

>>46065663
Don't know what to say. It looks okay, but I don't know enough about to series to tell you what else it would need.

Also, taking Beautiful Sorrow+No Skin, Just Bones in order to become the world's most attractive skeleton is obviously the best idea ever.

>>46065969
Antimagic: Gift Of The Twilight Imperium (Negima)
1v1: Duelist capstone (Fallen London)
Transform-no: You talk too much (Asura's Wrath)+Press O to Translate (God Of War)

Phew, allright, so I'm halfway done with the Generic Children's Television jump's perks. Just so I know, how do I upload the document to the thread? There are a few perks I would like you all to look at, and I want your opinions in general.

>>46065663
In terms of drawbacks I think Darquesse may be worth more than 400CP (well.. depending on what 'level' she's starting at and how quickly she'll advance). A bloodlusted Argeddion is DEFINITELY worth more than 200, at least in my mind. They are scary, scary people.

And the tiniest of tiny quibbles: As I remember the most powerful sorcerers live in excess of 1000 years, not 500.

Oh, and any ruling on Truenames? I kind of really want it, but it feels like it might be opening a can of worms.