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OH BOY ANOTHER JACE FOR THE THIRD BLOCK IN A ROW
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And his emblem is 'banned in all formats.'
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>>46053604
No, it's not
We did not have a Jace last block or khan's block, your really fucking dumb and you should kill yourself
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>>46053604
Worst Jace
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There will never be a point in standard where we will not have at least one of each of the following planeswalkers:
>Gideon
>Jace
>Liliana
>Chandra
>Nissa
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So, his ultimate is a permanent Erayo's Essence
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>>46053664
To be fair, Liliana hasn't gotten a card outside of a core set since the first Innistrad. She's due.
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>>46053659
That's what people said about baby Jace. I don't take anything for granted with this fucker.
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>>46053604
>his last ability is from a kamigawa card

FUCK YOU JACE

TAMIYO DESERVED THAT ULTIMATE
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>>46053659

People who don't actually know how to properly evaluate should just not comment and wait for professionals to tell them which cards to are good, because statements like this make you look fucking retarded

Better than living guild pact by fucking miles and easily better than memory adept

It's better than beleren in certain archetypes and probably only slightly worse than architect but it needs to see play before that becomes clear
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>>46053659
Worst Jace still means mandatory 4 of.
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>>46053604
OMG she's so cute!

I love Jace! You Go Girl!
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>>46053659
What is Jace, living Guildpact? For 500
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I love how much of a bitch Jace was in the newest UR article.
http://magic.wizards.com/en/articles/archive/magic-story/unwelcome-2016-03-16
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>>46053797

that's not how jeopardy works
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>>46053725
>yfw this was ment to be Tamy but was changed due to Jace "The Face of Magic" Balarian somehow needing MORE exposure
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>>46053604
Is Jace the Roman Reigns of MtG?
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>>46053864

Where tf do people keep getting this, Jace was always meant to be in this set, tamiyo will be in the next set, this can easily be found with a 2 fucking second google search and has been said in these threads 30 million times
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>yfw Yawgmoth will never pimp smack half of the Neo walkers to death so we can get new ones
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>>46053725
>impliying tamiyo won't die
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>>46053864
Plus Tamiyo is dead in the lore, so we won't get another card of her
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>>46053898
name the ones you want to keep.
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>>46053895
There is nothing in SOI's story, even from the start, that would be any worse if you replaced Jace with Tamiyo.
In fact, it would be far more preferable if Wizards' Lightning actually wasn't involved for once.
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>>46053919
Elspeth, Ajani, Tamiyo, Gideon. I'm probably forgetting one or two
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>>46053895
But do we know that!?

We know she's there but do we KNOW she'll get a printing? Have they ever printed to same colour 'walkers in the same block?
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>>46053912
She isn't dead, have you not seen the playmat with the expanded art of the not!Vindicate card?
She's right there to the right, holding up Jace.
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How many fucking Planeswalkers are we getting?
Magic Duels is getting SoI and Oath at the same time, that's gonna be like 8 Planeswalkers added at once.
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>>46053912
The only info we have on Tamiyo's current status is from the panorama version of Anguished Unmaking's art, which shows her clearly alive. Not sure where you got her being dead from.
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>>46053890
Yes
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>>46053604

It's good, but very unexciting. It's very similar to Ob Nixilis.
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>>46053664
well they are the main characters of the overall story. I miss Ajani though. I'm pretty sure we had 3 versions of him in standard at one point, but we haven't seen him for a over half a year now.
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>>46053938
>Elspeth, Ajani, Tamiyo, Chandra
FTFY
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>>46053898
He's long dead and he couldn't planeswalk anyway
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>>46053992
This, and Lili but no Jace.
Seriously, this whole "we were romantic once but then ended it" cliche is garbage.

>>46054010
I'm pretty sure the God of all Black Mana and Black Magic would be able to Walk, even if he hadn't been a Walker in the pre-revision lore.
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>>46054010
the point was not soo much to get yawg back but to get a being powerful enough to kill a bunch of Neo-walkers with relative ease
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>>46053938
>Wanting to be rid of Chandra and Elf!Hitler
One of them MIGHT need less exposure and the other needs to stop being retconned, but I'll still fite u cunt
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>>46054033
>I'm pretty sure the God of all Black Mana and Black Magic would be able to Walk, even if he hadn't been a Walker in the pre-revision lore.
dude, the whole point of his existence was trying to find a way to become a walker even though he never could. making him a walker would be terrible
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>>46053938
>W Planeswalker Female Warrior
>W Planeswalker Furry Warrior
>W Planeswalker Thing Warrior
>W Planeswalker Male Warrior
I like your choices but the color are bugging me a tad
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>>46054051
Elf Hitler was one of the ones I was forgetting
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>>46053992
>Elspeth, Ajani, Tamiyo, Chandra, Liliana
Even better.
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Will Khans fetches go up or down in prices after rotation?
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>>46054065
fuck, didn't even consider that.
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>>46054065
Tamiyo's a U researcher m8, not a warrior, and Ajani's Naya colors.
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>>46054065
>Tamiyo
>moon lady
>W
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>>46053912
>>46053949
>>46053969
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>>46053973
Ob Nixilis is the blueprint for most of the planeswalkers they seem to be making now.

>+1: Color appropriate card draw.
>-#: Spot removal/bounce
>-Ultimate: So ludicrously expensive and powerful that is might as well read 'target opponent folds.'
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Who are your favorite oldwalkers?
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>>46053973
scry is better than losing a life though, and you can use the second ability twice without having to +1. They are similar, but Jace looks like he could fit in well with a slow control thing, which the BR vampire deck could probably out maneuver by turn 4.
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>>46054081
Down momentarily, up until a reprint at which point they will drop for two months and then rapidly rise again.
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>>46054103
And that's a problem.
Making all Walkers samey, especially across colors, is a really bad thing and makes them all far less interesting.
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>>46054098
Yea, sorry for the failed copypaste
>>46054099
Tamiyo is U for now
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>+1 card advantage
>-2 protects itself
>high starting loyalty
Will see play as a 4-of in multiple Standard decks for the coming year. Congratulations, it's a Jace.
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>>46054120
Teferi, just because he fucked up enough to phase an entire city out of time with the rest of a plane
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>>46054102
>the giant CHAMPION over Sorin
So silly, Im loving it.
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>>46053604
Generic but powerful.
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>>46053890
That's Gideon. They both even have that monkey look.
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So what's everyone's theory about what corrupted Avacyn?
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>>46054120
Serra
White being my favorite color, and she was a genuinely interesting character.
Plus the idea that the Time Spiral alternate universe's angels were R makes me think about their Serra being R, and R is my second favorite color.
The only thing that's saddening is that she'll never get a card, or even if she did it wouldn't live up to the Serra fans' expectations.
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>>46054158
>5 CMC
I'd be surprised with 3x or more, probably only in control decks.
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>>46054207
Nahiri. Its literally Nahiri summoning Ermakul and fucking with the planes Mana
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>>46054207
Emrakul
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>>46054207
Nahiri shoved a whole slew of metal things on the plane that have twisted and corrupted the mana. Driving everyone crazy, especially the angels and demons (being manifestations of mana) lookit mindwrack Demon for example.
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>>46054207
Nahiri and mana manipulation fuckery.
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>>46054207
My favorite is that having Avacyn restored and a number of the stronger demons (such as Griselbrand) killed lead to an eventual imbalance of power on Innistrad opposite the original, and that Avacyn has turned her angels against humanity to try to preserve the balance between light and dark she was originally made to uphold on the plane.

But, going by the fact that Wizards is falling more and more into generic trope storytelling, it's gonna be Emrakul.
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>>46054120
Nahiri or Sorin.
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>>46054228
Good point, and there's less of an incentive to "cash in" your Jace as you would have with Architect to play another one. This one just encourages you to +1 until the end of time. So you really only need to draw one.
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>>46054207
I think it was a demon. They hate angels more than anyone.
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So, what's white about Nahiri's actions on Innistrad?
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>>46054230
>>46054243
>Nahiri summoning Emrakul
This makes no sense. Nahiri fucked off for hundreds of tears because ugin and sorin pissed her off, why is she summons nf emrakul now? She could've let all the eldrazi loose and hoped they fucked off zendikar just like Nissa, and if they didn't she could've gone super vengeance mode even harder. there's no reason for her or insane murder angel to be related to emrakul.
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>>46054230
>>46054262
>>46054263
If Nahiri's that powerful, someone should manipulate her into going after Bolas. After all, he's the one who's ultimately responsible for the Eldrazi coming loose.
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>>46054120
Freyalise. I love how she never actually walked, but just kinda floated around.
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>>46054296
>As Zendikar has suffered so shall Innistrad. As I have wept so will Sorin.
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>>46054305
>Implying Bolas isn't behind it all.
Besides, despite how powerful Nahiri is, I bet Bolas is worse.
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>>46054296
Probably just the fact that she's a lithomancer and she was W before the whole Eldrazi being released thing.
She really should've been pure R at this point.
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>>46054262
>Nahiri shoved a whole slew of metal things on the plane that have twisted and corrupted the mana
>Nahiri is priming Innistrad for a Phyrexian invasion
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>>46054305
Noone has told her it was bolas. Plus bolas would have his shit professionally fucked up if nahiri went after him.
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>>46054296
First answer : We don't know yet
Second answer : Avenging her plane is White
Third answer : She was white before, she stays white even if she is angry
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>>46054338
Oh god please.
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>>46054296
She's a Kor and can exile enchantments or creatures
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>>46054300
Nahiri is upset that Sorin didn't answer the call system they set up for her to alert the other two for when the Eldrazi prison weakened and she needed them to return to re-strengthen it.
Thus, the Eldrazi got free and destroyed Zendikar, Nahiri's home, and she wants them to destroy Innistrad in revenge against Sorin for not helping her keep them contained in the first place.
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>>46054296
She's consumed with vengeance, which is RW all the way.
#CryForJustice
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>>46054337
WR, despite having multiple potential facets is frequently depicted as "justice, as I see it.". Ajani vengeant, the boros legion, and now nahiri all want to see justice brought to those they feel deserve it, but "justice" and "deserve" and made wholly subjecive in every case.
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>>46053604
Hey lads. New to Magic

If I buy a booster box what are the economics like? Will I get good shit or just a bunch of foil tokens and a few $2 cards?
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>>46054338
that doesn't explain the strange tentacle things or the extra eyes on people
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>>46054300
>hundreds of tears because ugin and sorin pissed her off,
>hundreds of tears
Unsure if that was intentional
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>>46054384
but she left waaaaay before they were actually released, she also didn't respond when they finally were released, and she may not even know that they're loose since we have no idea what she's been doing since buggering off zendikar and now.
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>>46054406
any pictures of the extra eyes? I haven't seen any of those yet
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>>46054377
>>46054338
>Avacyn says the Great Work has begun.
>All will be saved.
>All will be one.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o7ixdHQj3O4
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>>46054405
You will never ever make profit, if you long term buy boxes. They are sold at the price they are sold at because if it was cheaper it'd be cheaper to buy them than singles and if it was more expensive it be cheaper to buy singles. Don't. Do. It.
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>>46054338
Yes, please happen
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>>46054405
Buy singles
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>>46054422
it was not, I am fat fingering my phone, but I'll take the serendipity.
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>>46054405
Good way to get your lotto ticket hoping for valuable cards, build playsets of commons and increase your knowledge about card variety.

As always though if you've got a deck planned there is little better than buying singles online.
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>>46054442
huh, so that's what Phyrexian sounds like. Neat
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>>46054405
Well, buying a box of OGW is a decent investment right now. You're essentially guaranteed an expedition, which'll sell for 50+ dollars. Then there's money cards like Thought-Knot Seer... and a lot of rares that can still sell for two or three bucks, like Matter Reshaper or Eldrazi Mimic. You can get your money back on it fairly easily.
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>>46053604
>Jace, Unraveler of Secrets
>3UU
>+1 Do better than your opponent
>-2 Piss off your opponent
>-8 Ensure your opponent doesn't play with you again

Blue!
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>>46054490
It's pretty grand.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LdDXMG9jvwg
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>>46053890
>Van Gough Jace
>Monet Jace
>Grover Jace

In that order
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>>46054531
>>46054442
I can't believe I have never seen these before.
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>>46054490
>>46054531
Unfortunately the makers of those videos and people from Wizards have said that they didn't actually make any vocals for the Phyrexian language.
So while the written part might have been made by actual people that study language for their profession, and thus translatable, the spoken was just a bunch of jibberish they threw in to the videos so there'd be something other than just bgm.
This is what I remember from when those videos were first put up all those years ago, so sorry if it's inacurate due to memory degredation over time
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>>46054449
Is this confirmed? Wizards don't determine the price cards go for on the secondary market right?

Only an idiot would buy a box looking to pull a specific card or playset true, that's why people buy singles. But how many boxes will actually end up paying for themselves if you sell everything?

And what potential is there for manipulating the value of a card? If I were a really good player and was top 8ing with a less played/inferior card in my deck would that drive price up or would it need play in multiple pro decks to make a splash?
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>>46054437
there are extra eyes/lims/fingers on incorrigible youths and an extra eye being examined on magnifying glass
http://mythicspoiler.com/soi/cards/incorrigibleyouths.html
http://mythicspoiler.com/soi/cards/magnifyingglass.html
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>>46054579
well considering the Phyrexian language is incomprehensible to anyone besides Phyrexians it makes sense that it's just gibberish
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>>46053710
She's getting one in Eldritch Moon
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>>46054600
ok, this is a stretch but........
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>>46053938
>>46053992
Elspeth's dead
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>>46054652
Elspeth isn't dead per-se, she's in the Underworld of Theros.
Seeing as there has never been a Walker death on Theros before that we know of, there's no telling what will happen.
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>>46053919
Nahiri sorin and racist nissa not the hippy new one
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>>46054652
So is magic. Yet here we are talking about it.
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>>46054338
That...could actually be possible
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>>46054406
she's trying to summon Emrakul but accidentally waking up something worse in the moon
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I don't know what's worse, the eldrazi fags insisting it's emrakul or the nornfags insisting it's phyrexians
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>>46054739
It's Marit Lage you retard.
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>>46054739
What do you think it is? Are you one of those delusional faggots insisting there's no primary antagonist in this block aside from Nahiri?
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>>46054555
Which one is the van Gogh jace? Did you mean the Picasso jace?
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>>46053927
>Wizards' Lightning
What does this even mean?

And, no, it would make zero sense as to why Tamiyo was suddenly seeking out Sorin to ask him about the Eldrazi.
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>>46054739
>>46054757
You're both retarded, it's obviously phyrexians on the moon
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>>46054739
Eldrazifags wanting Emrakul just want a big scary villain to blow up the plane.

The meatfappers actually delude themselves into thinking Phyrexia are the good guys.
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>>46054771
Van Gogh Jace is between the Silver Surfer and Warhol Jace
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>>46054033
No, Liliana needs to die first.
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>>46054738
We Bloodborne now.
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>>46054384

Perhaps she made the cryptoliths as part of an insurance system, to draw the Eldrazi away from Zendikar in case the hedrons failed. This could have been part of their agreement or backup plan - assemble lots of Eldrazi-magnets in many planes, and keep them constantly moving between them.

So, either she activated it now to try and save Zendikar (which it kinda did, because Emrakul would have torn the superfriends a new aeon) or the helvault breach has interacted badly with it.
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>>46054592
>Is this confirmed? Wizards don't determine the price cards go for on the secondary market right?
This is how the secondary market has always reacted to new sets. Wizards don't determine it but there's only few large companies running the market

>Only an idiot would buy a box looking to pull a specific card or playset true, that's why people buy singles. But how many boxes will actually end up paying for themselves if you sell everything?
Few. It only works if you buy them en masse and from a distributor without a store markup
>And what potential is there for manipulating the value of a card? If I were a really good player and was top 8ing with a less played/inferior card in my deck would that drive price up or would it need play in multiple pro decks to make a splash?
If you top 8 a protest or win a gp then maybe. But aside from that? Very little. You can manipulate the value via buying out a playable card though
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>>46054824
Or as is seen on Warped Landscape's art, she's only now making them to amplify Innistrad's mana to attract the Titans there, in her desire for them to destroy Innistrad the same way they did to Zendikar.
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>>46054790
Oooh whoops. Missed that. Subtle, I like it
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>>46054395
>>46054355
>killing innocent people is now W
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>>46054885
It's white if you call it purifying
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>>46054885
>implying killing innocent people isn't a white people thing to do
#BLACKLIVESMATTER
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>>46054885
All you need to be is particularly lawful/dedicated and you can get away with being in White.

White is not good.
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>>46054885
>>46054908
Justice and dealing with non-innocent beings is W.
Revenge and dealing with innocents is R or B, depending if it's purely emotion driven or for actual personal gain, respectively.
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>>46054885
>innocent
"Prove it," white answers.
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>>46054931
Which is odd, because Black Lives Matter isn't behaving particularly black.

Destroying everything in sight usually is supposed to do something beneficial in black.
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>>46054885
Wrath of God is white. Motherfucking Planar Cleansing is white. White is the official color of genocide and world destruction.
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>>46054592
Wizards don't control prices but the price of a box tends to put a cap on the prices of cards while they are in print.

For example khans has a lot of good playable cards but the existence of fetches brings down the price of everything else.

Oath is the opposite where jace is one of the few good cards so he has most of the value.
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>>46054885
>now
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>>46054946
So Sorin is guilty, so the punishment is the destruction of Innistrad. White is a very justice oriented color. If someone knows they have been wronged, looking to right that wrong is a justice thing.
That's the basis of criminal justice among other things. As such, it's very, very white.
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>>46054885
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ITS SHIT

I T S

SHIT
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>>46054885
White would slaughter orphans if it thought it was for the greater good or would somehow bring about justice.
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>>46055074
It's ok
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>>46054592
I mean I don't know why that other anon talked about it as if it was some kind of intense calculation wizards does to cheat us on boxes. That's not how it works. Wizards is basically printing money by printing magic cards, right? It doesn't matter to them whether the box is on average worth more or less than the average value you open from it. Yes, generally speaking, sealed product whether it be individual packs or an entire box is sold for more $ than its average value. But that's just because they can sell it for that much and have people still buy it. That just happens to be the market price for sealed product (ie, how much people are willing to pay for it).

Anyway
>But how many boxes will actually end up paying for themselves if you sell everything?
Probably quite a small % of them? I'd guess for a random new set, under 25% of boxes will pay for themselves, but over 90% of boxes will be relatively close to paying for themselves (say, 3/4 of what you paid). So you're not getting ripped too hard. The real question is why would you want to buy boxes just to sell that shit? What you are describing is not only retarded, but it would still be retarded if boxes had over 100% EV because magic cards aren't fucking liquid you monkey. You can't just turn around and sell singles for what they are worth; stores will buy singles from you for a ridiculously small % of their actual value and there's not a player in the world who wants to buy "random medley of singles from a box some guy opened" for their collective market price either.
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>>46054338
This actually seems really plausible...
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>>46055074
It's neat, but not shit.
Yes you have to pay the costs of the others, but they don't get exiled. So you can just keep casting shit multiple times.
Might work well with Pyromancer's Ascension.
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>>46054739
Nornfags since there is not a single shred of evidence that even HINTS at the possibility of it being phyrexians, whereas the emrakul possibility at least holds SOME water
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>>46055074
>Cast Lightning Bolt
>Trigger
>Cast Lightning Bolt from Graveyard
>Triggers again
>Cast Lightning Bolt from Graveyard
>Triggers again
>Repeat for as long as you have mana
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>>46054296
nothing we know of yet, but we will realize it's white because she's a vessel for the phyrexian invasion of innistrad
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>>46054885

>>46054908
>>46054931
>>46054945
>>46054946
>>46054955
>>46054965
B-b-b-but guuuuuuuuuys! White is goooooooooooood! Black is EVIL! Gosh, don't you know ANYTHING! I bet you think Spiderman isn't U/R either! But his suit is! So there, you bakas!
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>>46055147
>From the hand.
Yeah, it doesn't work like that. But basically so long as you have lightning bolts in hand, you get to double bolt your opponent.
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>>46055147
and only as long as you have a Lightning Bolt in your graveyard.
The spells you cast don't go to the graveyard until they resolve, so the enchantment can't target the same spell you just cast.
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>>46055147
RTFC
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>>46055147
read the card
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>>46055147
Learn to read please
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>>46055147
>>46055125
maybe you guys should read the card before saying retarded shit
>>46055183
holy shit fuck yo utoo, retard
read the fucking card
"from hand"
fucking autists i swear
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>>46055147
>Whenever you cast an instant or sorcery from your hand
>from your hand
>FROM YOUR HAND
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>>46055175
Well he's at least blue
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>>46055147
It doesn't sound right. The triggers shouldn't happen over and over I believe.
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>All these (You)s

Woah guys calm down, im blushing
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>>46055074
At least the trigger won't exile the spell in the graveyard so you can use it again for the 3rd and 4th copies of the spell coming to your hand.
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>>46055074
I love it. To my EDH deck it goes.
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>>46055256
But you'd still have a copy in your graveyard even if it did
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>>46055266
>In EDH
That actually sounds good enough
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>>46055266
>>46055296
Ironic shitposting is still shitposting
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>>46055296
I'm pretty sure that was satire.
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>>46055327
Was that meta-satire
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>>46053814
You can't clever your way out of a millenia old vampire. Genius text.
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>>46055074
Wonder how it would work with Pyromancer Ascension-based decks.
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>>46053604
>Jace, now with leather trenchcoat!
Just when you though they couldn't push him any further
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>>46053637
It's banned in commander.
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>>46055366
You'd have to have three of the spell in the graveyard for it to trigger both times, I think
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>>46055418
no you just need the 1 copy in the grave and for ascension to have 2 counters.
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>>46055366
Cast spell
Trigger harness the storm
Trigger ascension
Resolve ascencion
Resolve Harness the storm.
If you have another spell of the same name in your graveyard ascension triggers again.
Resolve original spell.
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>>46055418
Nah, once the Ascension has the two counters on it, you'd only need 1 copy there for both enchantments to trigger.
Add to that the spell you cast through the new one also gets copied by the Ascension, and it's a pretty neat combo.
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>>46055373
I'm sure he'll find himself a nice katana in Return to Kamigawa.
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>>46055457
Ascension triggers if it has 2 counters on it, regardless of whether or not there is another of the same name in your Graveyard.
You could have just been Tormod's-d and still be able to trigger it.
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>>46054965
People don't comit genocide out of green, red, blue or black motivation. They do it because they think it's best for everyone, or at least best for their own people. Genocide is 100% white.
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>>46055074
I don't think this is that shit. It goes infinite with a manamorphose, any ritual, and can be like draw 9 woth Gitaxian probe
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>>46055535
No that isn't remotely how this card works.
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Hey guys it's me, once again displaying my vast array of uses like making Jace's ultimate useless.
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>>46055535
>FROM YOUR HAND
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>>46055535
>It goes infinite with a manamorphose

what
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>>46055074
>>46055366
Could these and some kind of self-mill engine constitute the base of some kind of burn variant or even a new deck altogether in Modern?

Casting 4 Bolts for (R)(R) sounds extremely viable.
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>can't clever your way out of being killed by a millennia-old vampire.

THIS FUCKEN UR LOL
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>>46055585
>Bolts for RR

?
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>>46055585
>Casting 4 Goblin Grenades for (R)(R) sounds extremely viable.
FIFY
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Let's clarify a few things, since the "/tg/ is bad at Magic" meme is in full effect this thread.

>>46055074
Only triggers on spells you cast from your hand, does not trigger on copies, and does not trigger on itself.

>>46055366
Makes copies even if you don't have anything in your graveyard, all it needs is 2 counters on it and you're good.

Together, they go something like this:
>have Bolt in gy and both enchants out, with Ascension having 2 counters
>cast Bolt from hand
>both trigger, ascension makes a single copy
>Storm triggers, lets you cast any Bolt from your gy (the one you cast 2 steps above does not count, it's on the stack and not in the gy)
>you may cast the Bolt from gy in first step
>if you do, ascension triggers again and makes a single copy of that
>both Bolts go to gy as they resolve
>grats, you just got 12 damage, split in 3s to up to 4 things, from 1 Bolt from hand and 2 red mana
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>Miles from Stensia, in the Nephalian highlands, something crawls to the surface of dark Lake Zhava.
ids habbeding
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>>46055645
...
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>>46055623
Cast 1 bolt, copied, cast graveyard bolt, copied
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>>46054103
Itll be fine to get a base coating of walkers, they really should have some that represent their colors better instead of just doing special shit thats unique even for their color.
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>>46055692
>Copied
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>>46055702
>not getting that we're talking about having the new enchantment and Pyromancer's Ascension out at the same time
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>>46055616
>liliana being tsundere to jace
Its just like my japanese animes
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>>46055524
Nah I'm pretty sure Yawgmoth, literal godbeing of black mana had black motivation.

>>46055585
No viable source of enchantment recursion so if you mill one of your combo pieces away you're fucked, not to mention that your plan involves putting the instant you want to play into your graveyard so it's pretty risky.

And you wouldn't even be able to do both, as you'd need a t1 Bolt, t2 Pyromancer's, t3 Harness the Storm and then at least three Bolts in hand because you need the quest counters first.

It'd go Bolt1 on T1. Bolt2 on T4 making one quest counter, Bolt3 on T4 two quest counters and you get the Harness trigger, meaning you could pay R for two more Bolts. If you didn't draw the last Bolt you could pay the copy trigger off Bolt2 giving you an extra bolt.

So 6 Bolts by turn four in magical Christmas land. 9 in a nearly perfect world. More if you can use something like three Gitaxian Probes to get counters early.
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>>46055585
>mono black
>no motivation for genocide
"I sure wish everyone with free will was dead so they couldnt kill me and my immortal body"
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FUCK BLUE
U
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B
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So three more mythics to go? One is Sorin, duh, and I'd bet one is new Gisela, and the last one is probably green

Unless green is getting hella shafted this set
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>>46054207
It's Marit Lage
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>>46055821
The green red planeswalker is pretty decent in commander to be fair. He will go great in my omnath locus of rage deck.
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>>46055843
I'm just saying there hasn't been a monogreen mythic yet
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>>46055821
what about Bruna?
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>>46055074

I'm so confused.
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>>46055862
I'm just going off that image of Gisela pointing her sword at the camera from the "Avacyn goes nuts" UR
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>>46055817
first thing I thought of when I read this card.
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>>46055555
even your sexy quint 5s don't make me happy with this card... );
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>>46055862
>>46055821
I think Gisela and Bruna will get a card in Eldritch moon, when they get healed.
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>>46053604
>>46053640
>>46053710
>>46053898
>>46053973
>>46054102
>>46054296
>>46054309
>>46054338
>>46054384

this game is so bad, playing the manufactured meta never felt so bad,
90%(probably more like 80%) of the player base is net decking almost everything.
game is dead, community is bad,
local shop literally all decks are star-city-game list decks to the T
feels fucking awful, i wanted to like this game.
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>>46053814

>"Hello, Jace. Nice coat."

Liliana gets it. He even added matching leather vambraces - very gothic Reimu of him.
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>>46055074
>1 copy in my jeskai ascendancy combo deck
I can win faster now.
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>>46055616

That and the adventures of Jace's jacket made me chuckle. This weeks story was all kinds of self aware.
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>>46055074
I feel like there's something silly to be done with buyback spells or other recursion shenanigans here. Paying for the graveyard spell does make it harder.
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>>46055074
literally the worst card I've ever seen
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>>46055978
Magic is indeed pretty bad lately. I've only been playing casual with friends.
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>>46055978
Do you feel better now buddy?
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WHAT IF

you could copyright a decklist
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>>46055862
>>46055906
Actually going back and looking at the story, I realized Bruna has a corrupted image too, so she's in
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>>46055978
>complaining about netdecking

Easy way to tell when someone is a moron

>manufactured meta

I can't even tell you what this means

Kill yourself
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>>46056043
shut the fuck up
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>>46056010
Are you sure anon?
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>>46056010
You are figuratively the biggest retard I've ever seen
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>>46056010
A. Ironic shitposting is still shitposting
B. it's not Razro Boomerang
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>>46055074

>cast harness the storm
>cast lightning bolt
>cast another lightning bolt
>re-cast the one in your graveyard
>remand the one re-cast
>????
>profit
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Calling it now Avacyn kills Bruna. Bruna is W/U and attempted to stop her.

Gisela falls with Avacyn.

Sigarda is green so madness didn't affect her due to hexproof. Her card is her extending her protection to humans as she's the only one still sane (and Bruna is dead).
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>>46056021
yeah me too, community is in the shitter sence the end of theros
>>46056071
found a classic net decker
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>>46056091
That's great to grind out a game. The equivalent blue 7 drop rare is worse.
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>>46056124
Gisela and Bruna both fell
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>>46056124

You should read the story - Avacyn corrupted both Bruna and Gisela.
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>>46056124

Bruna was being mind controlled as Gisela was in some fanfic tier uncharted realms story released last week.
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RB VAMPIRE MADNESS

Creatures
4x Olivia
3x Drana
3x Kalitas
4x Glutton
4x Heir
2x Dark Dwellers
3x Liliana

Spells
4x Madness Bolt
3x Lightning Axe
3x Tormenting Voice
2x Kolaghan's Command

Other
1x Chandra
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>>46056124
Bruna is on her side, though. Unless you mean that Bruna will come back to her senses. In which case, I don't think that will happen in time before Avacyn dies.
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>>46056109
>>46056115

It's shit you idiots.
Oh never mind. Go ahead and fill your deck with more trash. All the better for me
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>>46056157
>>46056154
>>46056143
Damn I like my version better.
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>>46056091
I absolutely despise it when wizards makes cards like this. It would be cool and exciting at cheaper cmc, but it's a 7 mana 4/4 and thus is utter trash. Slapping extra mana on a card until it becomes unplayable is lazy and terrible.
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>>46056157
>>46056143
>Gisela falls
Good lord, who is writing the lore. Blizzard?
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>>46056181
no one said it wasn't shit. but it's far from being the worst card ever.
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>>46055074
i would use this card and fuck people in the ass in any format, this with snap caster, you could combo shocks for 10 damage without even trying
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>>46056204
>corruption is red
>Gisela is already red
It's not hard
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>>46056091
It's so frustrating at how that is almost good, but the CMC of it and it's ability make it shitty.
Would rather it be 1WW for it as a 2/2 flyer and 1W for the token making.
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>>46056191
I'm concerned by the fact that someone asked if they could make it so at least it could trigger its effect on itself and get you 2 life.

And someone said, NO. Make it so it has to be another creature.

I dont understand.
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>>46056225
I get it, I just don't understand why red white has been getting steadily less benevolent since RtR.
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>>46056245
Boros wasn't really benevolent back in OG Ravnica either

But most importantly: white is not good
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>>46056245
Because R/W is more than one thing, anon. Every color can be good and every color can be evil. This is just R/W being evil.
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>>46056214

>from your hand
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>>46054296
Same as Ajani Vengeant.
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>>46056269
Boros were the only ones not rushing to drink the crazy juice back in OG Ravnica, but in RtR they were far more thuggish.

>>46056275
I don't disagree. This is a mix of not liking corruption as a concept of turning people bad, and a little upset that the first R/W planeswalker since Ajani is evil, as well as the big R/W angel of Innistrad going evil.

That said, I like Sigarda as well.
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>>46056205
I said it was the worst card I've ever seen

:^)
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>Epiphany at Drownyard

That's some good shit

I love Fact of Fiction effects and this one is great
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>>46056340
If it makes you feel better, Gisela didn't go willingly and will probably be fine once Nahiri stops being an asshole
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>>46055039
Then she would have tracked Sorin down and fought him. This ain't a justice thing, there is no justice in damning an entire world for the actions of one man.

It's Bolas trying for a new pawn now that Tezzeret has gone native and Sarkhan Sarkhan'd.
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>>46056373
It does help, long as nobody kills her.

That being said, I'm not too attached to a colour set on Innistrad. I'll probably make a deck out of whatever I end up pulling from the sealed and a draft or two, instead of making a beeline for my favourite guild or something.
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>>46056377
She thinks he damned her world, ergo, she is damning his world as JUSTICE
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>>46056245
Hasn't been steady at all.

RW had rebel heroes in both Mirrodin 2 and Zendikar 2.
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>>46056377
That's the great thing about white. Justice is whatever white damn well says it is. A world ruined for a world ruined. Sounds pretty fair to white. If you have a complaint, then you don't agree with white and white calls you a heretic and kicks your ass before moving on. Remember, vengeance and such is pretty white. Being emotional about it is pretty red.
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>>46056398
I honestly don't think anything on Innistrad save Avacyn and Sorin could kill Gisela.
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>>46056449
Withengar, if he's still around
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>>46056377
Sorin condemned Zendikar to be destroyed.

Nahiri condemns Innistrad to be destroyed.

YOU HAVE NO CONCEPT OF JUSTICE. ENJOY YOUR NEW DEVIL-BEAR WIFE.
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>>46056449
Kozilek and Ulamog just died and you have the nuts to say something like that?
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>>46056377
Making Avacyn go nuts might be a little petty and unnecessary, but plane for plane is fair
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>>46055310
>WAAAAHHHHH, you have to play this casual format the way I like it! You are not allowed to play cards I don't like!
Okay kid.
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>>46056486
"died"
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>>46055817
Creaure spells on the stack have P/T that can be read? It's odd that it doesn't say "base power".

Then it can be modified. Some day, you're going to see a card that says something to the effect of "creature spells get +1/+1".
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>>46056449
Slipping on a banana peel into an empty grave is known to cause -13/-13.
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>>46056510
What? I was pointing out that the card is literally useless in EDH since it requires multiple copies of the same card to do anything.
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>>46056403
>>46056414
>>46056470
>>46056500
>a plane for a plane
Seriously, when has she ever thought that before taking her crazy pills? This is a woman who made swords for peasant girls who wanted to help fight Eldrazi.

Even for White, this level of genocide is extreme.
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>>46056486
I mean, sure, but Kozilek and Ulamog were the main villains in the block.
Gisela and Bruna are just Avacyn's henchmen at best. They're not there willingly, either.
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>>46056540
1. "Base power" wasn't a concept back then.
2. You can't modify P/T for stuff that's not on the battlefield unless the creature itself asks you to calculate its P/T from something (like Lhurgoyfs).
3. A creature spell getting +1/+1 would make no sense, since it wouldn't carry over. Besides, we already have "Creatures you control enter the battlefield with an additional +1/+1 counter on it."
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>>46055994
>the adventures of Jace's jacket
Please fill me in.
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>>46056553
That's not how my group plays EDH, so how about you act high and mighty someplace else, little boy?
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>>46056231
Yeah, there were so many ways to balance this card...

I assume it was super busted until late in development and they just decided to murder it instead of expending any effort.
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>>46056601
So your group doesn't play EDH
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>>46056510
It is shitposting. Well actually it's joking, but still. It's functionally useless in EDH since there's no copy of a card in your hand and graveyard at the same time because of the one copy per card rule.
Well, blue can probably pull it off somehow, but not red.
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>>46055978
Cooking is so dead 90% of chefs following recipes. Local store sells premade little effort meals
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>>46056518
There was actual confirmation that the Avengers lead by Wizards' Lightning did actually manage to kill the unknowable beings through sheer plot.
Not just kill the planar avatar bodies, but kill the actual Titans themselves.
I'm far too salty about Wizards ruining every little thing in the lore, and its only going to get worse with them going the generic "nothing bad has lasting effects, the good guys always win" route they seem to be going from here on.

>>46056601
1. How was I supposed to know how your play group's house rules were from just you saying "into the deck it goes"
2. So your group doesn't play EDH then? Since the literal definition is "99 card singleton with a legendary card as general"
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>>46056556
She's just old and senile.

Sorin is a vampire, so he gets all emo and trollish in his later years.

Ugin is a dragon - they have greater mental fortitude.

But a Kor planeswalker? Hell, she must have watched millions of her friends die, and the only somewhat permanent fixture of her long life is being torn to shreds. She's already been forced to treat mortals like ants - what's to stop her from treating those on Innistrad like that?
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>>46054120
Urza
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>>46056556
>Even for white, the color of Wraths, Planar Cleansings, Mass Calcifies, and Supreme Verdicts, this is extreme.
It really, truly isn't. That siad we still don't know WHAT made her crazy but she's still acting very white.
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>>46056356
That is gonna go in my EDH Mizzix deck.
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>>46055994
it really was! just clever in general. I think there are at least a few really nice writers they have at wizards for some of these uncharted realms. the nissa articles were really bad and I didn't like some of the other ones from zendi block but for example the noyan dar one, the ob nixilis POV one, and this one are actually really nice. those ones didn't take themselves too seriously either. just good work all around, I wonder if it's the same author
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>>46056595
>1. "Base power" wasn't a concept back then.
I don't get what you mean. Can you explain? I had thought "base X" was going to be the standard formatting after 15. If so, this card doesn't look at base P/T but rather the P/T at the current moment.

>2. You can't modify P/T for stuff that's not on the battlefield unless the creature itself asks you to calculate its P/T from something (like Lhurgoyfs).
I think it's pretty clear you can because this card can look at power (and presumably toughness).

>3. A creature spell getting +1/+1 would make no sense, since it wouldn't carry over. Besides, we already have "Creatures you control enter the battlefield with an additional +1/+1 counter on it."
I agree. It wouldn't come into play with a +1/+1. But I doubt this card will be the last with P/T mattering on the stack.
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>>46056627
>>46056630
>You can only have fun my way!
>You are playing this casual format wrong!
>House rules aren't allowed in this casual format of a children's card game!
I hope you are aware that this site is 18+ because there is 0% chance you are over 15 years old.
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>>46055955
Exile that response, then exile responses until you exile a response that shares a type with your first response. You may post that response without paying it's saline cost.
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>>46056706
>he just threw the whole fishing rod in!
cmon anon, at least try lol.
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>>46056340
>a little upset that the first R/W planeswalker since Ajani is evil, as well as the big R/W angel of Innistrad going evil.
>muh purity
>muh lawful good
Fucking white knights.
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>>46054405
Usually, a box is about 90% efficient, and costs related to selling, such as shipping, bring this further down. This is why old sets have varying box prices; New Phyrexia is filled with expensive singles at all rarities, and box price reflects that increased average value. That said, on release of new product, demand is extremely high as tournament players need the new cards for their deck, and are willing to pay a premium to get them in time for the next tournament, so you will sometimes see product with a combined price of singles that eclipses the MSRP for a short time, like the commander deck with true-name nemesis and Khans boxes on release for the fetches and digs.
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>>46056356
it's not fact or fiction, its steam augery and its a shit
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>>46056695
If a story is written by Kimberly J. Kreines, you know it's going to feature female protagonists being horrifically bland and poorly written.
If a story is written by Ken Troop, you know it's going to feature a lot of much-needed exposition and a female legendary being mind-raped.
If a story is written by Kelly Digges, you know it's going to have plenty of snarky dialogue and a very human, well-written Jace.
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>>46054120
Teferi, easily. He's perhaps the best written and most human character in the game's history, save perhaps for Radiant, my waifu, who wasn't even human.
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>>46056356
Opponent chooses the pile.

It's not the same
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>>46056724
>Still acting like a baby
Well, I am sorry we are having fun, kid. Next time I play EDH with my group I am going to make sure every action taken is approved and stamped in triplicate by the EDH committee to make sure proper fun is allowed and nothing else.
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>>46056356
this card seems really good, though. it's steam augury for X, except you pay 1 more mana. instant speed, you get the cards in your graveyard, what's not to love? it's also only in blue which is a plus
>>
New Sigarda is... eh. Depending on whether there's a new Thalia too, and what the commons/uncommon look like this may be the third block in a row I sit out of.
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>>46056774
literally nobody is going to fall for this lol
i could troll better with my eyes closed
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>>46053988

>the main characters

Yeah, that's kinda the part everyone is upset about. For a while Magic was about going to new planes to meet new people who would solve new problems, now it's just following these guys to new planes to watch them solve all of the problems for everyone there again. It's narratively less interesting and since they all have defined characteristics it means the cards are mechanically less interesting as well. A CCG doesn't need main characters, why would you lock in something as "always there" in a game that is literally defined by constantly providing fresh content?
>>
Is that all the spoilers for today?, I expected a couple more. Will there be spoilers during the weekend?
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>>46056696
>>1. "Base power" wasn't a concept back then.
>I don't get what you mean. Can you explain? I had thought "base X" was going to be the standard formatting after 15. If so, this card doesn't look at base P/T but rather the P/T at the current moment.
The card posted in >>46055817 is from Alara Reborn.

>>2. You can't modify P/T for stuff that's not on the battlefield unless the creature itself asks you to calculate its P/T from something (like Lhurgoyfs).
>I think it's pretty clear you can because this card can look at power (and presumably toughness).
Negative and positive freedom. There's a difference between "The rules allow for X" and "It is actually possible to do X". It's technically possible for a human being to be in another galaxy, but we don't have the technology for it yet. Sure, the rules don't say specifically that you CAN'T modify it, but it's not ACTUALLY possible to do it. You're also able to look up a creature spell's type right now, but to my knowledge, it's not possible to change the creature type of a spell.

>>3. A creature spell getting +1/+1 would make no sense, since it wouldn't carry over. Besides, we already have "Creatures you control enter the battlefield with an additional +1/+1 counter on it."
>I agree. It wouldn't come into play with a +1/+1. But I doubt this card will be the last with P/T mattering on the stack.
Sure, if we ever return to Alara/Naya or Tarkir/Temur, it would fit perfectly.
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new sigarda seems really strong in standard, depending on what new removal spells we get. a lot of the good removal spells just rotated out, and there's been no general purpose best removal spell in the format since hero's downfall. people will be running ultimate price and roast a lot more probably, and sigarda dodges both. gonna be an interesting standard
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>>46054120
Commodore Guff
can I have my 4th wall breaking jeskai walker now?
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>>46056816
Are you really this new to /tg/ to think that house rules are bait? Like I said you can't be over 15 and you should be banned for being underage
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>>46056816
>literally nobody is going to fall for this lol
>he replied to it
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>>46056597
"Nice coat"
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>>46056789

Watching your opponent look at 5 cards, trying to make this not suck for him, only to slowly realize he is truly fucked

vs

Opponent picks the pile he can deal with.
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>>46056852
are you really this new to imageboards that you can't troll any more convincingly?
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>>46055074
Are we storming, or are we not storming?
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>>46053659
Guildpact is way worse than this.
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>>46056909
We are not storming
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>>46056898
>make 2 piles that opponent can't deal with
check and mate, atheists
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>>46056728
Seriously, I don't know who's more obnoxious, the autistic LEL STEAMPUNK SCIENCE XD Izzet fags or the autistic LEL JUSTICE ANGELS XD Boros fags
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>>46053604
Also he looks like Tom Cruise.
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>these card names
I'm going to sensibly chuckle through these drafts.
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>>46056960
>Breakneck Ride in capitals.
This flavor text.
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>>46056948
>LEL IT TAKES SKILL TO PLAY CREATURES gruul dweebs
>IM A LITERAL FAGGOT selesnya hippies
I can't think of one for orzhov but i hate them too

basically golgari is the only cool clan
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>>46056670
Except the bit where she throws her principals out the window, yeah. I'm sure the Red hysterics have nothing to do with it.
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>>46053604

.We will never get rid of Jace and the magic avengers
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>>46055074
Ritual Gifts?
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>>46056992
and what exactly do you believe nahiri's principles are?
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>>46056982
Didn't even notice that.

The idea that you're a werewolf and you don't even know it is pretty spooky, the fact that he's running from something he is himself is almost kind of tragic and a bit too real.
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>>46056948
You forgot to mention the
>lel graveyard wuz DREDGE
Golgari fags. See >>46056984
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>>46056984
>Not liking orzhov jews
Oy vey this is antisemitic!
Plus orzhov have best waifu
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>She reached up to his face... and flicked the tip of his nose.

>"Ow! What—"

>"Just making sure you came in person," she said.

>"I can make my illusions solid, you know," said Jace, rubbing his nose.

>"Oh yes. But I doubt you can make them yelp so convincingly."
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>>46057026
Her original principles were to trap the Eldrazi on Zendikar so they couldn't terrorize the rest of the multiverse - the whole "sacrifice my plane for the good of all planes" idea is very W.
This new her is so R and not W that it hurts. She's entirely fueled by revenge right now, and there's nothing W about it.
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>>46057039
All Ravnica guilds are obnoxious in their own way, even your favorite and you can't deny it

When everything is annoying, nothing is ?
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>>46057063
>tsundere Lili
my fucking heart
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>>46057068
>eye for an eye isn't white
You need to stop
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>>46057068
that's not a principle anon, that's just a thing she did
honestly you sound kind of retarded
they didn't print gideon as blue/white just because that one noyan dar uncharted realms features gideon being clever for the first time in his life
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>>46057151
You sound like you're from reddit
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>>46057132
>>eye for an eye isn't white
It is white AND red
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>>46057151
Yes we can still talk about fun
But please stop talking so much for nothing
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>>46057039
I think you mean
>WE'RE SAVING THIS FUCKING FORMAT.


Reminder.
>Format is shit
>Format has dredge banned
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>>46057039
>can't handle muh graveyard
u mad?

>>46057050
i dont like any of the orzhov fanfucks i know, but there's no defining feature of their obnoxiousness
as much as i hate orzhov i gotta admit they're a class act

I forgot
>LEL lawful stupid azorius fags
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>>46057063
It's a three way race between Tamiyo, Liliana, and Chandra in the Jace bowl. Currently Chandra has been lagging behind, while Tamiyo and Liliana make a comeback. Who will emerge ontop?
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>>46057213
If you've been reading the official fiction, Nissa's ten-times more likely than Chandra.
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>>46057204
Honestly, Dredge still needs another sac outlet other than Dread Return, but it would make it at least a deck. Cabal Therapy is still way too strong to get reprinted.
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>>46057213
>Chandra
Chandra only wants Gideon dick
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>>46057208
>u mad?
I don't mind dredge or graveyard shenanigans. Golgari-fags are just annoying about it.

>>46057235
>Nissa is more likely to win the Chandra bowl
Fixed that for you. Seriously, the epilogue for BFZ block it read like they were seconds away from making out right there on the garden Nissa just planted.
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>>46057251
DR would make mid-range dredge strategies better, but that's about it.
Also it triggers autismos that just like to "me 90º me win" and have zero interaction in any shape or way.
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>>46057235
But Nissa is worst girl
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>>46057285
And Jace is worst boy
Your point ?
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>>46057276
>he mad when i dredge
wew
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>>46057284
>autismos that just like to "me 90º me win" and have zero interaction in any shape or way
>current year
>people still mad about dredge
>I'm the autist
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>>46057284
>DR would make mid-range dredge strategies better
It would bring Legacy Dredge strategies to Modern.
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>>46057314
>Jace
>worst
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>>46057276
>As soldiers lifted the cauldron away from where Chandra sat, Nissa appeared, bearing a stacked armful of blankets. Chandra smiled a crooked smile at her as Nissa dumped the blankets, layer after layer of coarse, fragrant wool, into Chandra's lap. Nissa's eyes were quiet and thoughtful, green touching green. Chandra liked the way her movements were gentle, her hands kind.

>Chandra looked at the blanket pile. She closed her eyes and centered herself. She hugged the blankets suddenly, her face squashing into the wool. And as her body encircled them, as her palms (mostly wiped clean of blood) pressed against the rough weave, the blankets warmed.

>It felt strange now, using this humble bit of pyromancy, but good. A good, simple spell of heat, conjured with an ordinary thread of mana—after having been the human conduit, for a brief moment, of an entire world's mana. Chandra felt stretched somehow, strained in some abstract muscle she couldn't flex, and this, by contrast felt...

>Minimal. Unassuming. Right. Back to wisps of mana and straightforward heat spells. Back to normalcy, almost.

>Faint traces of steam curled up from the wool. Chandra relinquished them, and Nissa gathered them up in her arms again. Chandra watched her new—ally? Teammate? No, friend is what we call those people who help us survive. She watched Nissa walk among the convalescence of tents and makeshift beds, carrying the stacks of magically warmed blankets. Nissa draped them one by one over sore shoulders or across shuddering chests, as Zendikari healers and field-clerics made their rounds.

I can see it.
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>>46057368
>It would bring Legacy Dredge strategies to Modern.
How to prove you're a shill or never played legacy in 5 words!

>No cabal
>No LED
>No Study
>No Ichorid
>No Paradise
>No cephalid
>No break
>IT WILL BRING LEGACY STRATEGY TO MODERN! (nevermind not having the core 101 gameplay of it and all the good hate cards.
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>>46057428
Thats more than 5 words though
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>>46057213
>mtg lore becomes harem anime plot
Pls no sword art online was shit I don't care how many teenagers liked it
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>>46057466
"Legacy Dredge strategies to Modern"
5 words.
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>>46057428
Hold on just a sec while I draft up a decklist to show you how much of a faggot you are. Until then here's some legacy shit from a /v/ thread a couple days ago.
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>>46057406
>Chandra had reached out to Nissa and they had connected in a way Nissa had never connected to another being, not even to the soul of Zendikar. ... Both had been terribly weak after it had ended, Chandra unable to walk and Nissa, for a time, unable to see or to stop her limbs from trembling. But now they were here...

You missed some of the best stuff for it.
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>>46057520
some of my* legacy shit
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>>46055099
Have you never heard of the secondary market? Selling to your LGS isn't the only way to sell Magic product. If you're a business and you open a large quantity of boxes (like, five or more cases), you'll get enough on the rares and mythics to make your money back, especially in a set like Shadows with Avacyn, Thing in the Ice, Nahiri, Arlinn, etc.

eBay is a thing, and it has a thriving secondary market.
>>
>>46057520
>03/09/16
>Just random cards
>Not even dredge

Naw, if you think DR will bring dredge (legacy dredge, mind you) into modern you're suffering from HUGE delusions and are horribad and you have NEVER, EVER played nor won a tourney irl.
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>>46057551
holy SHIT anon
I'm not a fucking business, and I'm talking to someone who also isn't a fucking business
why do you even post
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>>46055218
And there have been times during various runs where I'd argue he was extremely red in terms of motivation. The Back in Black arc, off the top of my head.

This is the problem with trying to use MtG color theory to describe characters that have been around for that long.
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>>46057567
Excellent meme, my friend. My dredge was sleeved up for GP Houston, where I played in the Legacy side event, then got RK Post to sign my playmat with Ichorid's face (top right of picture).

Here's a list I just threw together. If you don't think this shit isn't already viable in Modern, I really don't know what to say. It has t2 win potential from literal shit hands, just like Legacy Dredge.
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>>46057753
whoops forgot my pic
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>>46057776
looks like garbage to me kek
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>>46057753
Post actual timestamp then shitter.

Also that
>"List"
Laughing my ass off friend, you're so bad it's funny.

Dredge is shit, DR is banned because it triggers bad players who cannot win vs dredge.
Also
>x4 DR
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>>46057428
>No cabal
Actual issue, no doubts about it.
>No LED
There have been LED-less lists in Legacy forever.
>No Study
True, though there are worse alternatives.
>No Paradise
I assume you mean for Bloodghast, which is a variant instead of Ichorid, which is bad, but can be easily replaced with Dakmor Salvage in a slower format like Modern
>No Cephalid
Actual issue, no doubt about it.
>No Breakthrough
Burning Inquiry takes the slot. Obviously not as good, but functionally very similar (can actually cause blowouts if you make them discard their lands just like Hymn to Tourach, however unlikely).
>>46057811
>garbage xD
Spot the shitter.
>>
>>46057873
nah anon lol, the only shitter is the one who thinks that deck is even vaguely viable
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>>46057873
>There have been LED-less lists in Legacy forever.
They're all shit, you know this if you played dredge.
>I assume you mean for Bloodghast, which is a variant instead of Ichorid, which is bad, but can be easily replaced with Dakmor Salvage in a slower format like Modern
Dredge is not the deck that can give up speed. And modern still has the best hate cards vs dredge, you give up speed you get shat on by hate. No DRS is nice.
>Burning Inquiry takes the slot.
"Not as good" does not describe it, but yes the random part is also bad, since they can draw into hate too.
>>
>>46057593
>You have to be a business to use eBay

What the fuck am I reading?
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>>46057989
clearly not what i wrote cuz i never said that you literal retard
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>>46057872
>Post actual timestamp then shitter.
I'm at work, but I'll be leaving in less than an hour :^)
>DR is banned because it triggers bad players who cannot win vs dredge
Like you?
>x4 DR
As your only sac-flashback, yeah, 4-of is probably appropriate. It's not a fucking optimized list.
>>46057942
If fucking 8rack is viable, this shit certainly is.
>>46057957
>They're all shit
Aight, bruh. Can't wait to see you at the next GP.
>Dredge is not the deck that can give up speed
>He doesn't know about slow-dredge Ichorid beatdown
>He doesn't know about manaless dredge
>He doesn't know about QuadLazer

>You get shat on by hate
>implying any of the best anti-hate isn't in the format
I can't deal.
>>
>>46058021
>he also thinks 8rack is viable
oh god anons hold me im dying LOL
>>
>>46058021
>8rack is viable
8 rack is not viable.
Viable=Takes tops commonly.
8rack topping is a miracle.
Also
>Can't wait to see you at the next GP.
I'm spanish, so getting to a GP is a wee bit hard. Just a bit. Not all of us are americans you know?
>He doesn't know about slow-dredge Ichorid beatdown
Sideplan for when your combo gets take nout.
>He doesn't know about manaless dredge
A bad deck that used to be beatdown and not it's 100% combo?
>He doesn't know about QuadLazer
A bad LEDredge?

Jesus fuck you're the memeking.
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>>46058084
>I'm spanish
That explains the shitposting.
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>>46058114
I know 'mericans are bad at geography, but we're pretty far away from australia.
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>>46058021
>>8rack is viable,
>Brings up manaless dredge to make a real point
Good bait
>>
>>46054207
Sigarda's WB sister
>>
>>46058128
You're the Australia of Europe.
>>
>>46057523
Is it warm in here?
>>
>>46058472
We are the OG mexico.

Jersey is straya.
>>
>>46056948
>>46056984
>>46057039
I just hope you guys realize you can apply this kind of bullshit to any color combination, and that not everybody who prefers a color combination is a self righteous sperg about it. The only reason you have problems with certain ones is because of the shitty people you've been unfortunate enough to play with.
>>
>>46058666
>I just hope you guys realize you can apply this kind of bullshit to any color combination
yes
although i seriously need help finding a good meme to make fun of the orzhov fags with
any ideas?
>>
>Nahiri is the new mother of machines
>mardu nahiri making living weapon tokens

Ultra-boner.
>>
>>46058666
>The only reason you have problems with certain ones is because of the shitty people you've been unfortunate enough to play with.
>people are shitty for having fun
I don't get it, Satan.
>>46058699
Jews or Catholic priest boy fondlers.
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>>46058666
>I just hope you guys realize you can apply this kind of bullshit to any color combination
No shit Rakdos. It's just that the golgari-fag running around magic threads is annoying as fuck.

>>46058786
>Catholic priest boy fondlers
Why would they fondle little boys when they canonically can have angel-waifu's made to fuck? Like the ultimate example of "Trophy wife"
>>
>>46058840
>Like the ultimate example of "Trophy wife"
More like beard.
>>
>>46055074
It's fun, anon, it doesn't have to be good. I like weird stuff like this.
>>
Why doesn't that dredge fag run tormenting voice?

Let's you discard a dredger and dredge all in one spell

As opposed to burning inquiry or whatever which might put dredgers in your yard if you're lucky, but you need to wait to actually dredge
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>>46056353
Are you blind?
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>>46058948
2cmc.
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>>46058840
>No shit Rakdos
Topkek, I don't think I've ever actually made a BR deck.

>>46058699
As an Orzhovfag I can get behind this. Wordbanking:
Life, death, extortion, shekels, ghosts, church, debt
Honestly just call us waifufags for liking Teysa's boob window.
>>
>>46058948
Angry Dredgefag here.

Tormenting voice is great, but the 2-cmc mana cost is a bit hard to swallow. For that much you really need to win the game. If you're looking at 2-cmc cards, you almost need to run Ideas Unbound.

I'm a Legacy player, not a Modern player, so I don't inherently understand what you can get away with in Modern as far as power level and speed.
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>>46059063
Rakdos is the closest thing we have to a Satan in MTG, that's all.

Orzhov is a fun guild, though I like how Tarkir shook it up by giving WB an aggressive element.
>>
>>46057213

Liliana just put Jace into her dungeon for the night - if she'd actually wanted to, she'd have been on top already.
>>
All this talk of Ravnica, I'm thinking about buying a bunch of Gatecrash packs on the cheap in a couple of months, for the sake of gathering up a lot of Simic and Boros uncommons and commons that I never got the first time around since I missed the original release, as well as get some good lands.

Is there any reason not to do this if I'm looking for a bunch of cards?
>>
>>46059524
i mean are "you could get them for dirt cheap individually" or "you're a fucking monkey" compelling reasons to you?
>>
>>46054120
Urza mostly because of how close he was to the bad guy.
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>>46059603
>dirt cheap
>$2.10 shipping on every card
Nigga we can't all live in the states.
>>
>>46059696
lol explains the shitposting then i guess
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>>46054824
> torn the superfriends a new aeon
I like it.
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>>46059752
Well memed my firend!
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>>46059696
You can't buy singles in your country?>>46059752
You ARE the shitposter m8
>>
>>46059143
>not a Modern player
that explains it.
Memedern is much faster than legacy since 90% of the decks are basically "try to win ASAP", as such dredge cannot give up speed, nor you can play combo (you'd now this) without cabals really since you don' have any good disruption.
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>>46060026
>modern is faster than legacy
lol go back to ur shitty format, memedern scum
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>>46060026
I get that. My only argument is that with Dread Return unbanned Dredge would be a viable deck in Modern. A hand with Dredger, gold land, faithless looting and burning inquiry is probably a turn 2 win, just like legacy.

Also there's no way Modern is faster than Legacy. Belcher and Storm aren't even decks, or am I wrong?
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>>46053664
>>Nissa
This still pisses me off. Garruk should be the planeswalker representing green, not that elvish bitch.
>>
>>46060185
Lol garruk was a manlet. Nissa wrestled a demon, she is way cooler
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>>46060185
Garruk is a fucking cuck. Give me hot lesbian elves.
>>
>>46059804
U mad, thirdworlder?
>>
>>46053919

Sorin, Kiora, Tezzerit
>>
>tfw target opponent
this would have been so good in self-mill
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