Stat me, ya pajama wearin' daisy! (Preferably for DnD 5e)

>>46035722
STR: Scottish
DEX: Scottish
INT: Scottish
WIS: Scottish
CON: Scottish
CHA: Teeth
HP: Scotsman
DMG: Scottish Machinegun+5
AC: Scottish Kilt
Natural Habitat: The future where Aku's word is law.
NO. APPEARING: Always 1 (rare).

>>46035722
Pajama-Wearing, Basket-Face, Slipper-Wielding, Clype-Dreep-Bachle, Gether-Uping-Blate-Maw, Bleathering, Gomeril, Jessie, Oaf-Looking, Scooner, Nyaff, Plookie, Shan, Milk-Drinking, Soy-Faced Shilpit, Mim-Moothed, Sniveling, Worm-Eyed, Hotten-Blaugh, Vile-Stoochie, Cally-Breek-Tattie

>>46036728
Roons: Anschunt

>>46036781
It's literally impossible to not read this in his voice.

>>46035722
Strength: A lot
Dexterity: Not a ton but who cares
Constitution: More than enough
Intelligence: Are you kidding me
Wisdom: Twelve
Charisma: Cannot be expressed as a rational number

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>>46036781

>>46036781
Brave words comin' from a man a' wears a basket on 'is 'ead.

I carry my haggis in a basket.

>>46036781
"Seeing as I'm a sportsman, I'll give ye a moment to recuperate and finish yer wee, liddle insult."

>>46035722
40k stats here we come:
WS 7, BS 4, S5, S5, W4, I5, A3, Ld infinite ya limp haggis! Sv 5+/4++

Special Rules
Eternal Warrior
Fearless
Feel No Pain
Furious Charge
It Will Not Die
Rage
Stubborn (redundant, but necessary)

Weapons:
Rune Greatsword
S+2 AP1 Armourbane, Master Crafted, Rending

Leg Machine Gun
S3 Ap- Assault 3

>>46035722
Sissy. Just ask his waifu.

>>46037486
>40k


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