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>>46014427
The Shaman Cast Waterwalk After Jumping.gif

>>46011558
>fucking light cruise missiles on the sides
damn nigga.

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>>46011840
Hehehe, nice one anon.

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>>46015830
kek'd

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Need a filename for this one.

>>46016192
>Of course I was sleeping in my full armor

>>46016192
>SOMETHING SOMETHING CHEEKI BREEKI

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>>46018328

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>>46016192

>>46016192
>post-run cooldown

>>46018582
Heh.

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>>46015008
>Would youssa do meesa?
>I'da do meesa.
>I'd do meesa moi moi hard

>>46016192
GM makes the party buy rations

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>>46018358

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>>46019013
That's Wisdom.

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Name this

>>46015008
Still fuck that ass hard.

>>46019347
muscle wizards prepare for battle.webm

>>46019347
What was the name of that feat that lets you use STR instead of CHA for checks?

>>46019347
>quarterlings' mating dance.webm

>>46018704
well done

>>46018358
>>46019069

Beautiful.

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>>46019871
Took me a couple of seconds.

>>46019735
>DM makes you keep a bad stat roll

>>46018730
> came for laughs
> got onions

Well played, anon.

>>46019347
>Jojo's Bizarre Adventure Campaign

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>>46016192
That guy in the middle makes it.
Anyways, I too, am in need of a filename.

>>46019775
what the fuck is this?

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>>46019972

>>46020301
meta chaos

>>46019347
>Slaaneshi Possessed.webm

>>46016192
>rooting out heresy wherever it may be

>>46020281

>disadvantages of polymorph

>>46019347
>using STR to intimidate

>>46020050
What happens if I stick my dick in it?

>>46020050
What happens if I put my dick in it?

>>46020714
>>46020761
Ferrus how are you posting without a head

>>46020791
I only lost one head, not both of them.

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>>46020896

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>>46020744
well played, dubs.

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>>46018951
What kind of bird is that?
I'm pretty sure that thing would eat my dog, but I still want one.

>>46019775
So I was told this was a music video, mind saying a video for what kind of music/song?

>>46021570
some kind of heron, and the other is some kind of eagle.

>>46021608
https://vimeo.com/16056709
Bam, one of the great /tg/ mysteries solved

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>>46021610
Thanks fellow ornithologist.

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>>46021790
no problem anon

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>>46018358
>>46019069
>years later

>>46021884
>these vast worlds we can never reach.
Don't worry, Cecil; one day we'll make it, one day.

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>>46021884
shit. And I thought this pic was depressing.

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It's okay, brother. We shall overcome.

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>>46022177

...this one hit way harder than it should have, anon.

You've made me sad and I have no liquor to drown the pain.

>>46021929
We'll need to stop fucking around first. Space travel is taking too long, we need someone to be able to say that they've jacked off on another planet as soon as possible.

>>46022302
god, that kid would have lost an eye

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>>46022356
Quite possibly even died. At that age, a baseball bat to the eye socket would shatter the socket and send bone rattling around in there, and it could possibly even sever arteries or shred brain tissue.

>>46022356
If it didn't flat out kill him.

>>46022302
This is a fucking reaction image gold mine.

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>>46022302
>that fucking kid with his dumb expression, fiddling with his phone at a game

I would have let him take it.

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>>46022396
Yup.

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>>46022428
>seduction & dissapointment
The modern condition

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Needs a name.

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forgive the zootopia but, this was what came to midn when someone posted this on /co/.

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>>46022476
>I would have let my son die because he was playing with his cell phone at a low-intensity sporting event

Nigga are you a sociopath

>>46019347
Using CHA to intimidate

>>46022576
If it's so low-intensity, he wouldn't have died. Besides, I can just sue them for his death, make money and a new kid.

>>46022553
>Creed Shipping and Delivery Service

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>>46022627
>If it's so low-intensity, he wouldn't have died

The sporting event itself is low-intensity because of the slower pace of the game compared to a high-intensity event like a soccer or football match. The audience is not as "energized" because of the nature of the game. Therefore, it's not unreasonable that a ten-year-old would become bored and play on a phone, especially if it's an unremarkable game with little action.

You're either trolling or beyond all salvation.

>>46021570
i'm going to guess golden eagle and egret. egrets are like geese of the south. they're everywhere and not entirely bright.

>>46019393
>still
>not especially

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>>46022629

>>46022564
Is it just me, or does that animation look way too smooth.

>>46022712
>You're either trolling or beyond all salvation.

Well, lets see, we're on the internet, on an anonymous image board, in a humor thread... Like, fucking of course I'm a monster with not disregard for my kin. If the kid didn't die, I'd probably step on his neck a few times. Then claim I have postpartum depression.

>>46022768
Welcome to the modern era. Hi-def stuff can render frames faster than your eyes can process them, creating what seems to be silky smooth animation.

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>>46022627
I'm pretty sure he means low intensity as in there are periods of not a lot happening. By the way, next time can you just tell us you're underage in your first reply so we know not to bother engaging next time? Cheers champ.

>>46022768
someone took a clip from a 1080 youtube trailer than ran it through a photoshop filter that creates fake in-between frames to create the illusion of 60fps.

>>46021399
What in the FUCK is that from?!

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>>46022818
>accusation of being a newfag

Anon, please, you're better than this.

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>>46021399

>>46022951
The Holy Mountain.

>>46022812
How fast do you think an eye can process frames?

>>46020312
It's even worse because his skill won't even provide common crits. If I don't get at least one point in my damage stat, and either speed or skill, I usually redo the turn

>>46023268
>something something drow.webm

>>46022553
Bag of Holding

>>46022302

>Where the Fighter tries, the wizard succeeds.

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couldn't come up with a better title.

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>>46023268

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>>46023987

>>46022818
What the hell did the other three dentists do?

I am going to pretend that >>46024020 is an older version of >>46023987

>ability score increases.jpg

>>46022281
Yeah but we need to kick out these immigrants first...

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Crafting quarterstaffs is an unlimited free action in 3.5

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>>46023987
>>46024020

>>46011558
where is this image from? is there some sort of wonderful programme for making stuff like this or is this just 100s of hours in Maya by a crazy person???

>>46024335

fuck

>>46024410
How can a zombie apocalypse happens when we have things like this?

>>46024699
Because everyone who knew how to operate it got infected.

>>46022275
Alternatively,
"I rolled really high so it works"

>>46016192
Mr. Johnson demands snack cakes.

>>46018951
I'm not locked in here with you. You're locked in here with me.

>>46019347
Muscle Bards assist with perform.

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>>46024477
I have never jacked harder in my life.

>>46020129
>That part where it matrix dodges
What are those birds, some Kind of Waxwing?

>>46024477
why did that turn me on

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>>46021430
The fuck is that other than /K/ having a seizure

>>46025752
I dunno, but I will say I didn't notice the watermelon at first

>>46022553
Of course I brought it with me.

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>>46016192
>Food Fight.jpg

>>46024097
I have seen that gif dozens of times and only now do I realize that's a person and not a goat.

>>46024410
alternatively
Titan CCW

>>46019456
Dazzling Display

It was just for intimidate.

>>46022553
extremely bulky models

>>46026740
>bringing your models to the FLGS

>>46019347
40Kek Assault Troops declare 'tits or glory!'

>>46026519
Are those mongoloids? Do you have as sauce? The chick looks familiar...

>>46026925
It's part of an anti-rape PSA from finland or something.

>>46026930
Couldn't find the source, but I found the video. That's some funny shit I must say...

>>46024031
I don't know but http://www.badassoftheweek.com/index.cgi?id=587622426994

>>46021346
What the fuck is this

>>46025783
Canadian OICW project or something

>>46027892
Looks like some sort of weird afrocentrist pseudoscience cheat sheet. Could be from any one of a million little sects or just one individual; modern hoodoo is balkanized as fuck.

>>46024335
>>46024669

Corvid intelligence research is great.

>>46019194
Fuck! This is how tonight went. FUCK!

>>46019161
Was that fucking John Cena?

>>46019194
>>46028076
I keep thinking there's something wrong with the dog, but the filename says dice. So what's the joke? Every throw was botched? The video doesn't seem to reflect that.

>>46028101
I think that's Green Lanter. Yes, it's Cena.

>>46027892
>>46028005
I can't remember the name but it's basically scientology for black people.

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>>46028101

>>46020281
Mounts cost too much for how squishy they are

>>46027892
Penis is life.

>>46020281
>Racial armor restrictions

>>46023268
>minecraft_spider_snow_glitch.webm

Fuck, how horrifying.

>>46023987
dat side boob, doh.

>>46025752
It's the look on her face. We are preprogrammed to find the face of an orgasming woman desirable and our stupid male brains don't have much in the of evolutionary recognition of a woman exerting herself. For this reason, our minds default to "she's getting off" when it should say "she could kill me". I love my male brain but I do not trust it.

<spoiler> I'd still go down on her, though. </spoiler>

>>46025717
The ones being bothered? Some sort of jay.

>>46022302
>Mr. Incredible uses force pull

>>46025783
It's a a un being designed, obviously that isn't even close to the final model, and the reason it looks so ridiculously composite is because they're probably only testing one or two actual components at a time. My guess is only the middle is what's being tested. The weird pistol grip is a testing tool they put on to mock up a firing mechanism, and the upper tube is most likely part of a mechanical sighting rig, to test accuracy.
And the reason it's "not man firable" is because it's a cobbled together half gun that is only meant to be fired by a machine in order to run tests.

It's like designing a car. You don't assemble the whole car in it's finished state, first you build the engine, test it freestanding, then test it in a generic car frame, then move on to the next car part.

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>>46025783
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Objective_Individual_Combat_Weapon

>>46020744
Let me guess, Solve a riddle and you may pass.

>>46028146
>having a system with different martial arts
>not having swooce style
cannot make attacks, but cannot be hit
ridiculous bonus to grapples or something

>>46028146
>pissed off shaggy

jesus christ what movie

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something like 'Legend of the Phantosaur'

>>46022825
>as a matter of fact the world DOES revolve around me

>>46025934
So you just saw her flexing her legs resulting in a pile of red mush gushing from her crotch?

>>46015008

from the filename I was expecting a dick.

not sure if this was better or worse...

>>46030207
Look closer, there is one.

>>46030175
Pretty much

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>>46030702
I don't know what this is, but my dick wants it.

>>46030990

Rondo Duo.

It's futa, if that's to your taste.

>>46011558
How does it land?

>>46030975

Source? Or is this just MMD shit?

>>46031095
Linkle - female Link, that's all I know

>>46024477
>how_barb_women_give_birth.mkv

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>>46031051
Dick don't care.

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>>46030015
>cannot make attacks, but cannot be hit

>>46031139
Chapter welcomes a new brother into its ranks.

>>46011840
So what happens if the patient has neither too many bones, nor too few bones?

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>>46031315

>>46031373
>implying there is a number of bones that is neither too many nor too few.

>>46028126
I think it's that the dog keeps botching its rolls.

>>46030024
Scooby-Doo! Legend of the Phantosaur

>>46016192
Never break character

>>46014477
Spooktacular

>>46014477
Spooktacular

>>46025701
That is so accurate it's scary. Maximum kek

Hey guys, not sure if this is the right place to ask, I was looking for a series of images of a greentext story from Vampires: The Masquerade, it was some story where some guy was playing a vampire that thought he was a super hero or something along those lines.

>>46014477
spooktacular

>>46021929
I actually hope that during my lifetime we'll learn that's actually impossible for our species to leave our Solar System.Wouldn't that be a punch in the dick.

>>46014477
spooktacular

>>46031060
It doesn't, the Hatredcopter never rests.

>>46033558
>Hatredcopter
Obligatory

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F9LOAdP9iIQ

>>46030721
SMOKIN' SICK STYLE!

>>46019473
Elves done right. What's this from?

>>46022768
>>46022831
This. It's also what most TVs these days can optionally do to any program, frame-interpolating what is normally a 24 or 60fps video to 120, 240, or even 480fps.

>>46030702
English translation when?

>>46032703
I don't have it, but the screencap sounds like the Crimson Bat story. Check around in a screencap thread.

>>46020166
>Not having one "No Problem" in the middle with two arrows flowing into it.

Their flowchart is triggering me.

>>46019347

Emperor's Children Initiation

>>46034261
One of the wonderful things about flowcharts is that there are so many ways to write them correctly

>>46035199
With so many ways that are acceptably legible, finding the best way is a matter of economy and elegance.

>>46014477
spooktacular

>>46033469
>wanting that to be a reality
Nothing is impossible, anon; only so improbable that it may as well be impossible.

>>46036669
build railguns on the moon and shoot space ships AND THEN THEY ACTIVATE ENGINES

>>46030473
When did Scooby-Doo turn into Jin-Roh?

>>46019393
>>46030207
>Failed observation check.

>>46037496
>implying that first one failed
twink butts need loving too

>>46037268
Jin-Ruh-Roh

>>46030664
what is this from?

>>46014477
spooktacular

>>46019039
Obama rendevous with a close relative

>>46014477
Spooktacular

>>46020312
Dont tell anyone you leveled that up

>>46023268
Fuck that country, why aren't we nuking it?

>>46033469
We already know for a fact that it is possible to leave our solar system. Voyager 1 has.

>>46024695
These are a joke, right?

>>46039844
That's how you get mutant nuclear spiders, ya dunce.

>>46014477
spooctacular

>>46039906
Multiple times too, every time it crossed the border it discovered a new one

>>46021610
If it was a heron the eagle would be dead.

>>46039917
Internet hoax to take advantage of people too dumb to own technological devices, like whichever iOS upgrade it was that waterproofed your phone.

>>46028134

The Nation of Islam iirc.

Funny thing is that Malcolm X was a member, but when he got to the outright Scientology-level lunacy he got the fuck out of dodge.

>>46025783
It's basically how they test gun parts.

They sort of slap them together to save time.

>>46040194
Well I don't think they were going scientoligist, he just met some less whacked out muslims while on the Hajj and decided to change denominations or something.

So Farrakhan had him shot.

>>46018704

10/10

>>46030730
The ironic twist is the fighter class in ME was an unstoppable juggernaught who ripped apart everything.

>>46038716

Harvey Birdman: Attorney At Law

>>46021911
FFS was this aired? Creepyboo stuff of nightboos

>>46031216
>implying grade schooler math can trick djinni
nice try

>>46014477
Spooktacular

>>46026519
"Swiper no swiping!"

>>46040322
Aired? It's just an image of a rusty old tank in a shed or something.

>>46014477
spooktacular

>>46014477
Spooktacular

>>46022553
Tactical Genius

>>46029544
No, the grip is just the normal grip, and the upper tube is a grenade launcher. There's the regular C79 on the top for sighting.
It only looks 'ridiculously composite' because the furniture comes last in the design process.

>>46024533
Hue hue

>>46014477
spooktacular

>>46014477
spooktacular

>>46014477
spooktacular