New Race

In fact, they're actually humans, but regarded as another species for cultural/political/historical reasons.

>>45968540
Our new race is just a head with extremely long arms and legs coming out of it's neck

They have dark skin and relatively large lips

>>45968568
They are traditionally pale with white hair (for anime)

>>45968568
aww yis. Now we can get into the good stuff.

Members of this race never own property or bear arms. In most nations any crime against them is punished by death.

They like to steal

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>>45968656
But how can they steal if they never own property? Are they some kind of Robin Hoods?

Because there's a taboo against retaliating when they steal your stuff, most people resent them and they're forced to live a nomadic lifestyle.

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>>45968656
WELP

They consider literacy worthy of contempt, but possess strong oral and musical traditions.

>>45968721
2 possibilities: they don't own property in the narrow sense, so they don't have land to farm or build on. Or, kender-style, they don't recognise ownership even of personal possessions, which means they grab stuff as they need it (making them filthy thieves to most people).

>>45968721
They steal for their evil masterminds that help spread their good reputation

They don't express their feelings and emotions as vividly as other humans, but rather keep them to them themselves.

If another species has sex with them they explode with the force of 200lbs of dynamite.

They only eat watermelon and fried chicken

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>>45968804
Kender style for the mastermind who looks like a normal human.

>>45968879
They reproduce through cuckolding

They have the magical ability of making people sneeze by greeting them.

>>45968880
Watermelons haven't been discovered yet, so they never go anywhere without a cage of emergency chickens.

>>45969001
Actually they were the race that discovered watermelons once on a journey to a far land. Trading with them made them filthy rich.

They are incapable of swimming

They technically only have one lung. This isn't a birth or species defect they just all seem to lose it.

>>45968899
Look like humans? Whats the point then?

Their diet consists of minerals and rocks. The obsession of wearing themas jewelry blows right over their heads

Incredibly short lifespan ( a few years) untill after, they go into a stasis/cocoon state that...

>>45971920
They grow wings and fly off into the sunset. They are never seen again

they have diamond hard nips that can and do cut glass.

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Their favorite weapons, when necessary to fight, are overly large, wooden hammers [pictured], steel maces, and wooden crossbows.

If trips or singles, or dubs, or quads, anything we remove that they look like humans
THat's fucking shit and boring.

>tg makes niggers

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>>45974002
well he guessed his singles, i guess its canon

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>>45972762

they apparantly originate from a very dry land

I'm making a setting/webcomic that only has nonhuman/alien races in a fantasy setting. Kind of like The Dark Crystal

does that count?

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The day /tg/ created Terraformars

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Someone needs to screencap the making of the nigger race

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>>45972762
But isn't nips another race? Dear god, they taught the nips how to make katanas!

>>45975060

I was here.