What have you done to support your local Imperial Guardsman?

Joined up in the medicae school.

FOR THE FEDERATION I WILL GIVE MY LIFE

>>45951106
Shot a heretic in the nuts.

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Purged them for having the gaul to be on a planet I was sent to cleanse.

Guard does the dying, navy just does the flying

>>45951484
Lul gaul
Are you a roman, anon?

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>>45951106
Training as a techpriest to maintain their attached aeronautica wing.

Flew a Valkyrie

>>45953353
English isn't your first language then, eh?

>>45954005
actually, that anon is right.
The grey knight poster should have used GALL not Gaul

Reproduce like there's no tomorrow

More meat for the grinder...

>>45951106
Got conscripted.

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>>45951106
Shame how it took them till the third movie to introduce the mech suits and even when they did isn't the robot gorillas that could go toe to toe with a space marine

I bake cookies and leave them for the local guards unit everyday.

>>45951106
Well i managed to shovel some semblance of discipline on some of the hive-ganger fucks in my company. Some can even shoot straight.

Its not easy when they all see you as a stuck-up Junior officer.

I am working for both the God Emperor and the Machine god in the manufactorum producing sheets of metal for the tanks of the Astra Militarum

Give them oral sex that secretly powers a ritual that corrupts them to Slaanesh.

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I'm doing my part!

We dont have 'local' imperial guardsmen. The greatest of our warriors are shipped off world on the great star ships to battle daemons in the stars after a ritual week of feasting and goodbyes. We have the Warriors of Pee Dee Eff, but whilst armed with some of the Emperors mighty light wands they arent really very good with them and arent called to use them much, but for regular culls of the local orcs. So I suppose most of that which I do is to farm my Korava root, tihe appropriately, pray for victory and look after my good wife Susanna, who's old husband now fights alongside angels.

Forgive me lord if this be heresy, but I feel I got the better end of the deal

>>45957980
I finally got around watching the CGI one.

It's...okay, I guess. Lots of inconsistencies but that's anime for you?

>>45958036
I shot a slaaneshi whore for the EMPRAH!
... eventually.
... I mean, I'm gonna get round to it
... I might see go see her again, I'll totally shoot her this time...

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>>45958036
The oral sex I give them is much better!
Especially cause I'm the one penetrating them

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>>45955722

This, pretty much.

First, all the alpha males hoo-rah'd off to "git sum" and tithe conscription has ensured that there are now six women for every male in my region. So I spend most of my time siring the next generation of gung-ho corpsestarch donors, rehydrating and sleeping. Work's becoming a real grind with the boss riding me so hard to produce RESULTS, I nearly drown in the secretarial pool from exhaustion.

I haven't made it far enough through the administratum compound to reach my office door in weeks.

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>>45958076
>battle daemons in the stars
Knowledge of Chaos? That's Heresy!
> Emperors mighty light wands they arent really very good
Desecrating the Emperors holy Lasgun? That's Heresy!

>>45951106
>>45959974
Assisting this kind of man in his holy crusade, suffer not even heresy's potential existence.