Crazy and unusual mount ideas >inb4 the druid >inb4 owlbear

>>45915516
>blind zen archer riding a basilisk
>wonders why his arrows keep bouncing off his targets

A boulder. The pioneers used to ride those babies for miles.

Had a defeated captured early BBEG as my mount once. She was an orc so she was able to and made to, carry me around piggyback.

>>45915647
>Orc
>Piggyback

Carlos!

>>45915516
I am guilty of the druid one.

Once got a Frostwolf.

A druid shapeshifted into an owlbear.

Various slimes, especially Gel Cubes

Purple Worms

Bulettes

Just ride the town bike all the way to the next town, duh.

>>45915516
there was this player I had that loved hoverboards and was currently playing a knight in a fantasy setting. His mount had died and he was looking up the loot to search for money to buy a new, powerful mount.
Then he noticed he had a flying carpet in his inventory. Worried that he wouldn't be safe on a simple flying barrier of fabric, he strapped the carpet on the back of his magic shield, and using the straps of the shield to ride it, he started charging people on top of his flying shield.

>>45915516
Current 3.5 game had the GM introduce a halfling riding a dire badger. Dunno if this is crazy enough for you.

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>>45916160
Capt America?

>>45915918
How would the slimes even work? Wouldn't you just slowly sink into the slime?

>>45916239
He didn't throw it, the carpet wat nailed to it so that it could fly, hover and do all that a normal flying carpet could do.

>>45915516
Dwarfs. Sturdy little beasts must be really good for rocky and steep surfaces.

best mount=an elf

>>45916241
You control them from the inside by releasing various chemicals.

>unusual
Once played an ocean druid who rode a giant crab every where.

>crazy and unusual
Wind elemental bound to a butt plug.

>>45916241
Like hamster balls, you'd sit in the middle and the slime would move.

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Rode one of these beasts before. Shit was cash. My GM loves mammalian megafauna

The coolest mount I ever had was an Ape in 3.5e.

I was a 6th level druid, got an ape, and because I was 6th level the ape would gain it's 6th HD, which meant that it also gained a bonus feat from Druid progression.

There was nothing in the rules stopping me from giving it EWP Spiked Chain. And Leather Barding has no ACP.

I now had a literal tank that I rode into battle.

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>>45918901
>I now had a literal tank that I rode into battle.
>literal tank
That must've been a funny looking gorilla

>>45915516
Your mom

>>45918932
Oh it was, especially later on when I had used another bonus feat to give him medium armor proficiency and mithral full plate armor.

I plan on making a gnoll beast rider, any good mount ideas?

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>>45915516
Motherfucking Capybara!

Obviously bigger than in rl.

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I have a colonial kingdom set in a biome like Costa Rica that uses giant tapirs for transport. Mainly for merchandise but they can be used for carrying people as well.

That and mules, donkeys but thats not so out there.