A mysterious figure approaches your character one night, and

>>45905325

Truthfully.

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>>45905325
DINOSAURS!

I'm not much for tough dogs, but cats are tender and juicy around the ribs.

>>45905325

What kind of dish are you trying to prepare? Cats go well with noodles but dogs are better for barbecue

In the past I would have said cats. As I've gotten older, dogs.

>>45905325
"Why?"

He's a skeptical sod.

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>>45905430
This was a /tg/ matchmaker thread in disguise.
You two are now a couple.

>>45905325
Confusion. Character is from a setting with neither cats nor dogs

>>45905325

"I'MMA DOGGY!"
That's how he would answer. Happily. While wagging.

>>45905325
>Cats or dogs?
Hang on, let me make a HumanCom check.

>rolls, gets nothing higher than a 5

I don't think those are either cats or dogs. In fact, I'm pretty sure those are squirrels.

>>45905325
As my character actually has a cat as a pet, the answer is obvious. He likely points to her and shrugs.

>>45906486
Wagging his what?

Actually, don't answer that.

>>45905325
Cat is fine too.

>>45905325
[lie] Dogs of course.

>>45905325
"Where?" asked with childish glee. Can't expect a smart response from an orc.