So we know Horus date-raped Fulgrim into joining Chaos. Which

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>>45685475
Great thread, OP. Really outstanding work.

>>45685519
...what?

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>>45685519

Papa Yiff and Papa Smurf were definitely bisexual.

Curze was probably gay.

>>45685475
Sanguinius, but he was a nice gay, respectful and all, unlike Fulgrim, who probably cat called everyone

>>45686493
>Papa Yiff and Papa Smurf were definitely bisexual.
How so? Russ was woofsexual if anything.

>Curze was probably gay.
...this is bait, right

>>45686610
Romans borrowed lots of stuff from greeks, which were A-OK with homosexuality
>Curze was probably gay.
He released his pent up frustration through murderhobo violence. Maybe flaying was his fetish.
Which makes me wonder: did Primarchs fuck or what?

>>45687516
>He released his pent up frustration through murderhobo violence. Maybe flaying was his fetish.
How does any of this make one gay?

>Which makes me wonder: did Primarchs fuck or what?
Well, Horus and Fulgrim definitely did, at least.

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>>45685475
Um...
Well, they were all faggots, but I'm not sure which ones in particular were gay.

>>45687620
>How does any of this make one gay?
Closet homo insinuation. Chill dude.
>Well, Horus and Fulgrim definitely did, at least.
I meant normal fucking/relationships (or as close as an immortal being can do), not warp necro-seks. I think I heard something about Russ and some bitches, tho.

>>45688087
So, he's bi, then?

>I think I heard something about Russ and some bitches, tho.
oh you

>>45688273
Might as well be.

>>45688344
...fucking score!

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>>45687516
In that case there's a good chance Perturabo is gay since he's from a planet called Olympia. There's even one scene in Angel Exterminatus where he and Fulgrim more or less travel into his mind and what he envisioned for Olympia. Perturabo is wearing Chtion robes and leather sandals and he's the ruler of Olympia as an architect and scholar. He designs the city as. grand beyond imagination and the people love Perturabo for it.

>>45689387
Pert strikes me as asexual, personally.

>>45689387
How does this make him gay?

>>45687620
>Horus and fulgrim did

it's doubtful either have genitalia of any kind, especially post ascending

>>45689547
He's Greek, and the Greeks are all flaming homosexuals.

>>45689595
>post ascending
>Fulgrim

>daemon prince of Slaanesh
>no genitalia of any kind
Are you new to 40k?

Also Horus didn't ascend, the Emperor killed him with mind bullets right before going vegetable

>>45689387
That one guy said that Guilliman is probably gay because of the Roman influence and that Romans were gay because of Greeks. Perturabo or at least his home world is obviously Greek influenced so I just drew the dots. The part about his visions and dreams have nothing do do with his sexuality aside from the Greek fashion. I just finished reading the book so it's still fresh in my head.

>>45689609
Oh it's just bait, I thought you were making a point

>>45689710
Meant for >>45689547

>>45689690
Yeah actually slaanesh ascendants would function just fine without genitalia, pleasure, pain, rape can all be committed without genitalia and being more unique and outlandish to do so without genitalia fits well within the bounds of Slaaneshi ideals, sorry you have such a narrow view of sex.

Horus didn't ascend in a classic sense but after his journey into the warp and fighting and winning battles with the four powers I would be surprised if he at all would have engaged in any kind of sex as his mind and body were ravaged brutally

>>45686522
Sanguinus was a faggot like Freddy Mercury. And just like Freddy, he was too good for this world.

>>45689724
No, I'm not the guy who was making a point. He probably had a point, but it was easier and funnier to go with the "Greeks are gay" stereotype.

>>45689710
Roman acts of homosexuality was far different from its greek form, it had much more to do with being the pitcher and much less to do with teacher student relationships. Also neither society was accepting of homosexuality it's a boring meme that needs to die

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>>45689876
>his mind and body were ravaged brutally
ifyouknowwhatimean.jpg

>>45689387
>>45689444
>>45689609
>>45689710

Could be too, albeit I think the only thing he loved was himself...IF anything.

>>45689994
It was probably extremely tough being a material being surrounded by immaterial beings then try to bring the insane and chaotic forces around you into some kind of force to combat massive powers that are so large and powerful you feel as though you could be snuffed out instantly, it was probably similar to how conquistadors felt

>>45689982
>boring meme that needs to die
Welcome to /tg/, bolters are to your left.

>>45689939
You sir are spot on.

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>>45685475
All of them except the Lion.

>>45690085
Considering his love of architecture, his Greek roots and his tabletop gaming neckbeard persona I wouldn't be surprised if he had a marble statue waifu.

>>45690273
...Pert is Pygmalion?

>>45690273
Nailed it.
>mfw Perty breaks the statue out of anger, as he did with his awesome Titan mini

>>45690265
Isn't Lion named for a poem about being gay?

>>45690273
I cant see that but I do see Pert treating his Iron Circle as if they were family.

>You're the only ones that care, right PI-5559?

>>45685475
Fuck off.

>>45691551
Nah, he would totally still meatgrind them
>Mfw that's how he usually treats his family