What would you think of a fantasy setting that resembles the

Well unless the dragon population exploded in the past century it'd be extremely rare to even meet one. But if so then it'd be like having a civil house guest, except that if the house guest gets mad or angry you risk having him kill everyone in the neighborhood.

It's a trick, they're after your gold.
Yes, the sovereign under your mattress and the change that fell behind the sofa.

I think it'd make a great fanfic, you should get to writing it. Don't forget to make sure that your self insert has sex with all the dragon ladies.

>>45524738
those bastards!

>>45524710
>Well unless the dragon population exploded in the past century it'd be extremely rare to even meet one.

How many dragons are there in D&D or Pathfinder, anyway? You'd think that even with very slow population growth, there'd be a ton of them because they live for 1000+ years and can start having children (chicks? pups? what would be the word?) at 25 or 50 or something.

Do the adult dragons all kill most of each other in territorial disputes or something?

D&D dragons already do that, they just look like humanoids instead of gross furries.

You disgust me you cloaca fucking freak.

>>45524968
Most dragons actually die before reaching past adulthood. A slew of dangers ranging from pesky adventurers and rival dragons to lack of food and collapsing caves have kept the dragon population growth to nearly 1%.

One question. Would they participate in a dungeons and dragons game?
Also would they fuck in humanoid shape?

>>45525172
>would they fuck in humanoid shape
That's why they took that shape in the first place, to get some strong human warrior D.

>>45525172
Don't be silly. The game people in D&D settings play is Cubicles & Careers.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YS5-ayYTMiQ

>>45525113

Wouldn't that mean that young dragons who mingle in a more-or-less friendly way with humanoids and spend their time around them instead of around other dragons have a higher survival rate?

>>45525425
Yes and no. The ones who are around people that tolerate friendly dragons are more likely to survive than the ones who are around people who've lost everything from dragon attacks.

>>45525425
>>45525474
>dragons start evolutionarily adapting to live among humanoids

And then HTTYD.

Absolutely. In fact, it's totally something I'm willing to do in my setting.

In my setting anyway, dragons are agents if the office of heaven. Or also called the divine bearuccorcy. They are trying to keep the world working, and they can fuck around with humans all they want as long as they don't threaten the status quo too much.

The question is; what sort of traits should a half dragon human have?

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>>45525553
>what sort of traits should a half dragon human have?

Cute ones.

>>45525553
Scales, claws, wings, horns, and a tail. Sharp teeth and dragon eyes are good as well.

>>45525553
The ability/desire to mate with humans, and a sexy as fuck body. It's a key aspect of my fanfic.

>>45525282
>commoner boy running a game of Cubicles & Career
>a giggling dragoness insists on joining
>he's sweating buckets
>she gets really into it
>keeps flirting with his GMPCs with her mature officelady

>>45525855
I call HR on the both of their characters because my character gets triggered by office romances

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Dragons would, as in other settings eventually end up controlling everything unless heavily kept in check.

>>45524655
Why does she have handcuffs on her tail?

>>45525964
Now I'm reminded of the whole Orion slave girl thing in Star Trek, where they retconned in that they were actually controlling people via pheremones.

Like, dragons being seemingly a sub-class among humanoids, used for manual labor and the like but actually having substantial influence in the background.

>>45524655

Didn't you post this shit twice in /pfg/ already? What are you after, some kind of stealth smut thread?

>>45525964
What if spending a lot of time in a humanoid shape drops their intelligence to humanoid levels without them realizing it?

>>45526041
>"So you're here to try and capture the big scary dragon, mister knight?"

>>45526115
>overuse of anthropomorphism magic gradually leads to a negative Int modifier

>>45526115
>>45526270
Dragon bimboification. I never knew I had this fetish.

>>45526591
>giggling, flirty dragoness bedecked in lots of jewelry and not much else
>easily tricked by flattery
>rather hedonistic

>>45524982
>implying dragon ladies w/ human vagoobers isn't the best
beastial fucks can get fucked

>>45525606
>>45525748
>>45525775

Should have been more specific.

In my setting all the humans look almost totally human, though there are weird hybrids like human x demon or dragon or even something weird like moonlight.

Dragon people would have some minor tells, maybe angular features, weird eye color of the dragon parent, maybe even colorful birthmarks, but I'm looking for something a little less obvious.

>>45526270
>>45526650
That would be WIS not INT

>>45524710
>except that if the house guest gets mad or angry you risk having him kill everyone in the neighborhood.
So they're like PCs in that they have a high potential to be murderhobos.

>>45527037
Good point.

This makes more sense if they were cursed to be that way, I believe. Then maybe they realized that gold was overrated.

This is basically exactly what happened to dragons in the setting of the sitcom I'm writing, minus the two legs thing.

>>45527037
>>45527145
>>45526078
>Wis-drained dragon houseguests
>too dangerous to anger
>but easy to manipulate
>gradually persuaded into servile but supposedly important roles

>>45526078
>>45527037
>>45527318
>Bimbo dragoness
>WIS 4
>INT in the mid 20s
>Able to rattle off complex magical and mathematical theorems
>And then goes right back to giggling and talking like a valley girl
>Sometimes you wonder if it's all an act
>She's certainly smart enough for it
>But then you remember that despite how quickly she is to anger, how simple it is to distract or flatter her
>So many times she's gone from nearly killing you to giggling at some stupid joke or pulling you into a passionate embrace, your previous offence forgotten
>Not to mention how oblivious she seems to just how little those tiny scraps she calls clothes cover, much less how often her bouncing around results in a nip slip nor how bending over in a skirt that doesn't quite cover everything might not be the best idea
>Yeah, she's too stupid to be manipulative, but that's okay, you'll take care of her anyway, it's worth it despite how expensive she is, she'll be so happy when you bring her that diamond studded bracelet she wanted won't she?

>>45528135
>wearing clothing
>not fulfilling annoying human demands for ''modesty" by wearing jeweled pasties under all her other jewelry

>>45528135

Sounds very cute. Mind controlling a female dragon is basically my fetish. Mind control/enslavement of powerful females is my fetish.

>>45528233
>Implying it's "clothing" in anything other than the technical sense
>Implying she isn't covered more by her jewelry than her clothing
>Implying the point of it isn't to taunt and tease by wearing just enough "clothing" to almost preserve her modesty

>>45524968
Whelps is the word

>>45524710
Population stability is never really addressed in most settings, and its always a matter of how the dragon interacts with the local ecosystem.

Dragons as the manipulator-mages in a huge lizard body never really make much sense in as much that it implies a strong educational and social foundation in a race without tools that is antisocial. Dragons as angry, reclusive land-sharks makes more sense, so long as their lairs are well hidden and they don't cause so much trouble that it draws military attention.

I guess you could make them more social, but then you'd be talking more of a species that functions like pack hunters, where every so often a niche of them go out to collect food for the young and the elderly (the young because they can't hunt, the elderly because Dragon's get lazier as they age). They keep their population up because they don't over feed and because following the hunting party back to the roost means you're going to wake up one or more very old, very angry dragons, who themselves are such a nasty force to deal with that you want to make sure the peasants don't lose too many cows, but you don't piss off the elder dragons so much that they torch half the country in retaliation.

>>45527588
Give us more details about the sitcom.

>>45528652
How about : Untill mating age dragons live in packs(flocks?) together with their clutch.


Immagine the terror of facing of against 10 or so wyrmlings.

Your favourite tavern wench comes to you one evening and tells you that she is pregnant and it's yours.

She also tells in you in secret that she is a polymorphed Dragon and that she is actually a guy dragon.

How will you handle this situation?

There was another thread recently with a female dragon who was bipedal. I believe she was a black dragon and was in a large grassy field.

Anyone have the image? I forgot to save it but I swear it was around here like 2-3 days ago.

>>45524655
Not highly I'm afraid to say. It's just seems like it's contrarian for the sake of being different without thought to motivations or consequences. Would rather see Dragons forming a strange Oligarchy and settle deputes by debate and have stakes in most humanoid cities crime syndicates.

>>45530664
Leave the shitty ERP game.

>>45526929

>all the humans look almost totally human

wut

>>45530728

Half human half demon doesn't mean they look like tieflings, instead they look like humans but a little creepier or with dark hair and eyes and pale skin.

Half human half nature spirit don't look like dryads or like they are made of wood. They look like peaceful types that butterflies flock around and have flowers in their hair, etc.

The human hybrids look mostly human, only a few secondary or hidden traits are inherited from the nonhuman side of things; this is done on purpose so human society is more realistic and wouldn't instantly start being xenophobic against each other and shit, because if they looked significantly different from a normal human they would not be able to function.

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>>45524738
I can live with that.

>>45524655
What's the deal with all the halfdragon threads lately? Is something dragon-related getting marketed or what?

>>45525474
Equally though, people who tolerate friendly dragons are less likely to get attacked by unfriendly dragons, so there's pressure on both sides to make it work.

>>45524655
Masturbate before posting next time.

>>45524655
i think u just wanna fuck the dragons

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>>45531211
>i think u just wanna fuck the dragons
Wait, I thought that was a given?

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>>45525964
Please, tell me more about "keeping things in check". I could do with a good laugh!

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>>45525553

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>>45525553

>>45524655
So, Dungeons and Dragons, but with dragons all over the place constantly interacting with you to the point that all the mystery and fear of their kind if lost, and leading to a general over-exposure of all aspects of the setting, until the magical becomes mundane, and you lose interest in fantasy all together, not just rpgs, but video games, books, and films as well, until what was once your favorite type of make believe is about as original and engaging as an egg salad sandwhich?

Or in other words, every fucking Dungeons and Dragons game ever?

>>45525606
are you the one from last thread? Because you said there was an extra picture of her but you never posted it

>>45531537
Not him but I always thought it was the three

>>45531545
I only have that one, the one where she says she's "compact not small".
He said there was an extra.

>>45524710
>everyone thinks dragons are almost extinct
>even the dragons think so
>in reality the population has never been higher, but they're all disguised as humans

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>>45531554

>>45531594
Aw yeah, thank you.

>>45524655
well about that settng OP; i would call it HERESY OF THE MOST FOUL KIND!!! PURGE!!!

>>45532827
>Look guys I made a 40k reference! Am I cool now?

>>45531239
You can't obviously murder that guy directly. You have to go the indirect route, that takes years in preparation. Also that situation is only possible because there are only a few dragons, otherwise, there would be a lot more rivalry amongst them.

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>>45528313

>>45530209
It's set in a fantasy version of modern-day New York, and follows a young wizard at his first real job. He's a magical engineer for a wand corporation, which, as the name implies, makes wands—limited-use magical spell dispensers, apparently.

The main characters include:

>Kelvin, the protagonist, a 26-year-old human wizard with a first-class wizarding certification.
>Rade, a 28ish dragon warlock.
>Alexia, a 22ish goblin secretary.
>Ronwind, the elven accountant.
>Renibus, a 50-something Dwarf. He's fat, drunk a lot, loud, and their boss.

The plotlines are then a mix of standard sitcom fare with a twist and more high-concept fantasy stuff.

Here, have a (incomplete) list of episode ideas:

http://pastebin.com/7cLtQPS1

>resembles the D&D standard
The ancient and powerful great wyrms have these upstart dragons exterminated for messing with Xorvintaal. The mortals are pieces, not friends.

>>45528313
I was more implying she was still manipulating the POV guy despite being a near complete air head
Hyperintelligent bimbos are one of my fetishes

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>>45535171
>Hyperintelligent bimbos are one of my fetishes
And you have good taste anon!