Penal Regiment /tg/: Anger and Sadness Edition

>>45305910

Shit, Wada's dead? How did that happen?

>>45305989
I'z Heart gave in, stupid ummie left me...

>Begins waking up once again, this time her quarters.

>Her hand rests on her forehead around the area Sam hit to knock her out.

>>45305989
Not sure mate, I just came up here to check out the commotion and.......it had happened. Figured it would be appropriate.

More to the point, aren't we still in space?

Also, Jackson, what's up with your servo-skull?

>>45306020
>>45306040

"You know, he actually managed to remember most of an order I gave him, and I was contemplating bringing his name up to the Junior Commisar for BONE implants."

>>45305090
A set of obviously human and not genestealer eyes watch LIV from a vent in the wall
>screeeeeees lovingly at his crush
>attempts to scratch Jean + LIV = Forever into the ducting
>while tracing a heart around it the loud noise of metal rending can be heard in the room
Hopenooneheardthat.rar
> quickly pushes shredded flowers and a torn up box not chocolates through the vent and scurries away

>>45306035
Welcome to the land of the conscious lass. How are you feeling?
>Alice looks concerned, although more noticeable would be Alan standing behind her.

>>45305910
>has been put into holding cell
>his body malformed, resembling mostly a corpse broken by falling at terminal velocity, but not allowed to be torn apart by the force

>>45305715
>>45305989
I'm glad that your in. We can use your skills and knowledge.
I really have no clue. The med staff found him and tried to help. When I got here he was gone.

Who do you think it is...
>whispers
She's quite happy to be out and about

>>45306079
I gonna pretend to know wot that meanz boss
>the Ork moves on to the lower storage decks in order to find clothing more fitting for a funnyral.

>>45306035
>>45306130
>Is standing outside the quarter´s, still looking ashamed.

>>45306130
Blasted away by an explosion the hit to the head, that's how I'm feeli-
>>45306126
>Scared.
I think I might be hallucinating too...

>>45306126
What in the Emperor's name....
>Alice steps over to the gifts and peers at them.
>looks up at the vets before activating her Vox.
"Jackson, Greely, flush the vents, we've got unwanted company in there."

What sorta nut is putting this into my quarters...

>>45306149
>shifting along the stores the Ork encounters something, something that makes him smile.

>leaving the the storage quarters with a singed Kommissars Kap and a regal looking cloak tied around his neck the Ork marches with a sense of pride for his fallen comrade.

>>45306149

"Oh, right."

"e was smarter den most like 'im, so i was figgrin doks would be able to make 'im think brainier"

>>45306144
...

>clearly unnerved

>>45306237
>pearing round the door the young man beams at her.
Miss Wlelesley? it's come to my attention that you have a set of bagpipes?
>before he can continue the scent of>>45306126 catches in his nose and he grins madly.
oh today certainly is my lucky day.

>>45306237
>Sam´s voice can be heard through the door, she stands guard against.
Something wrong Ma´am?

>>45306126
>>45306237

>Sees it

"No fucking way... Whatever you do, don't make eye contact with those things."

*Charges in the room with a flamethrower in his hands*
I heard one of our man has fallen. What has happened? Is the enemy here?

>>45306299
Hm, yes, I do....
>looks at Larrs in an unnerved manner.
Alright then...

>>45306306
Someone is muckin' about in the vents above my damned quarters.

>>45306217
You....really aren't, but hey, the fight with the Daemon went alright. Killed it....twice....sort of. I had help though.

>>45306144
Did I miss something obvious? I'm legitimately confused as to who this refers to.

>Ron looks at everyone, confused
What the Warp are you people talking about, it's just a guardsman. Calm down.

>>45306237
>lind scurrying along the vents falls through an open matinence panel into engineering
>lands in a pile of vox equipment
>runs around in circles while entangled in voxes and vox related accessories

>>45306359
>Sam nods, as she opens the door for a second, in order to send her drone in.
Then let´s follow them, Ma´am.

>>45306371
>As you are entangled in vox equipment, a tau drone starts to follow, unnoticed.

>>45306141
>slowly coming to his senses
Where am I... Back in the cages?

>>45306359
that can wait my dear.
>with new found energy the medic rips open the vent with his augmented arm and gives chase.

>>45306371
>hearing the screeching down the pipes the man gives increased valor in his pursuit.

I'm coming for yooouuuuuu.

>>45306359

"Alice, give Alan these coordinates. It's where I had my encounter with our recent new enemy."

>>45306358

"Good, someone fresh. There's a genestealer in the vent, don't make eye contact with the bastard."

>>45306410

Hey Rax. What's up with your arm?

>>45306359
You killed it? G-good I... I'm sorry for being so useless...
>She's staring the shredded flowers and the chocolates, carefully pulling the Lira away from the later so she might not ingest those.
Chocolate nit good for doggies, yo, you could have accidentally killed Alice and LIX's puppy.

>>45306364
Because we are supposed to be in a secured area. That means the enemy is with us here. Either an enemy has broken through the defenses or one us is an enemy.

>>45306430
Ow... Oh, this? I injected my last dose of Ghostfire there... Felt weird, though... Most likely because it was the one Mistress gave me.

>>45306415

>The voxbox echos throughout the vent

"YEAAA NOW DATS WHAT IM TALKIN ABOUT! SMACK THAT GENESTEALER ASS!"

>Still in his hiding place. He mutters to himself.
Gue´vesa Hawthorn, how long does it take to request a single quarter transfer?

>>45306430
Ok. So why aren't we shooting with everything we have?
*shoots a short flamethrower burst in the air*

>>45306430
There is no genestealer, you twat! Just because he looks a little funny don't make him a xeno.

>>45306441
There ain't no enemy, either!

>looking exhausted with the entire situation, Ron gets up to leave.
Alice, if you need me, I'll be back down where I found the kickass black dreadnought.

>>45306510

Because we don't have a bead on him. We don't even have eyeballs.

>>45306254
Don't look like that Greely.

>>45306533
Are you talking about Jean? He's a cool dude. Little strange but alright.

>>45306359
You weren't introduced and you might have gone to sleep before Greely found out.

>>45306415
>>45306533
>Sam´s Voice reaches you and hopefully other people over comm.
Hello? Anybody there? Got it´s location! Repeat. Got it´s Location! Oh, and Larrs, if you hear this message, ignore it.
>The female trooper sends the location to dataslates.

>>45306409
I would, but I've got discussions to have with several people.

>>45306415
Emperor's Blood.....h-have fun....

>>45306430
"Aye, one moment."
>Alice writes the Co-Ords down as Greely gives her them then hands the paper to Alan.

>>45306435
Hey hey sssssshhhhhhh, not your fault the Charge went off, don't worry about it. You weren't useless.

>>45306512
You found a Black Dreadnought? That sounds.....erm....where exactly?
>alarmed.

>>45306497
I... what?

>slipping out of the vent the young medic comes face to 'face' with >>45306371
hello there you fascinating little thing.
>extending out his flesh arm he makes light cooing noises to calm down the beast.
come 'ere, I won't hurt you...

>>45306497
>after several seconds of confused thrashing an auto translation vox is wrapped around the totally a gaurdsman's neck
>pops out of the vent
>screeeeeee: translation (hello fellow human what a good day to be humaning about the ship)
>>45306510
>screeeeeeee (glad to see you can recognize a fellow guardsmen when you see him)

>>45306497

>There is a greased-up, near-naked Deldar gimp with it's eyes and mouth sewn shut chasing the genestealer through the vents

>The voxbox blares :

"WATCHU GONNA DO WHEN BELKAMANIA RUNS WILD ON YOU, BRUUUTHA !?!"

>>45306607
But... I was...

It is my duty to protect you Alice, not the other way around...

And I'm failing it... misserably...

>>45306489
I'll just... Wait here.

>>45306640
shhh little genestealer don't you frett, uncle Larrs won't hurt you
>inches closer with his arm still out stretched.
why don't you come here so I can help get you untangled?

>>45306660
That's some heavy stuff.

>>45306681
>Sam watches you horrifed through her drone.
Shit, he heard the message.

>>45306693
Ain't usually that heavy... I can't even remember what happened.

>>45306681
>looks around in confusion
Screeeeeeeeee: vox translation: (genestealer where, are we in danger?)

>Is currently being prepared for a viking funeral.

>>45306512
Is somebody in the sacrophagus? Where the fuck did we get a dreadnought.

>>45306722
Do you have any left? I might be able to find out what else was in there.

>>45306655
Delta, You've been doing quite well.
>the servoskull flies up to her face and starts cursorily looking it over.
>it seems happy to be here.

>>45306739
>obviously annoyed the medic stands up to his full height, marching towards the beast.
I am Cristopher Waldorf Fireheart Larrs, master Xenobiologist, I can reconisse the scent of near enough any beast known to mankind.
>slipping on a pair of latex gloves he smiles at the beast.
you couldn't be in finer hands, I won't let them hurt you.

>>45306507

>A near-naked, bone white eldar pops into your room and begins making greasy pelvic thrusts at your face before returning into the vent system, voxbox around it's neck shouting lewd, agressive nonsense all the while

"NO GENESTEALER ACTION MEANS THAT BELK MUST HAVE OTHER SATISFACTION!"

>>45306739
>>45306789
>looks at larrs scared
Screeeeeee: vox translation: (us humans better get out of here if a genestealer is loose thanks for helping untangle me.)

>>45306777
>Wondering where did that servoskull come from and to who it belongs to.
I don't think so, Jackson... I feel like I only managed to protect her once and she's the one who protected me all the other times...

>>45306777
I still have that injector... Unless I dropped it at Engineering... No, I have it here.
>takes a finely crafted injector out of his pocket

>>45306777
Erm, m-mylord?
>a plain looking, but incredibly nervous stormtrooper approaches jackson
I-I reckon it is maybe a bad time for this b-but we found t-this on the ground and, well, where -that- happened.
>shows him a small chain with a pendant
So m-maybe it was something important? Ehm.

>>45306789
>>45306822
>Sam quits standing guard, before LIX´s quarter´s and activates her comm´s visual function.
Maybe it´s gonna be better, than the porn back in the sept...
>The trooper shook her head.
Wait Sam, bad thoughts...

>>45306822
Screeeeeeeeeee: (wait why are you putting on gloves fellow human are the wires dangerous?)

>>45306742

"Are will still in space or back planetside? I'm not sure how a space funeral works"

>>45306859
meant Sam, sorry

>>45306607
>>45306755
Uh... Yeah, not too long ago. I went for a walk after...
>Ron clears his throat
...Never mind. I found it down inside the ship. I had heard some screaming, followed it, and it led me right to it. That a problem?

>>45306822
>sighs louder still
yes fine, come on then fellow guadsman.
>offers the creature a gloved hand.

>>45306891

"First the ship DJ is a Dreadnaut, now this?"

>>45306864
>chuckles
not to a human, thou if you were a genestealer it would cause blood vessels to pop along your face.

>>45306891
Who was screaming? If it was the Dread why did it scream?

>>45306898
Screeeeee: (thanks fellow human I owe you an iho stick)

>>45306655
>>45306837
Your job is to be you, my job is to protect humanity from the Daemonic.
Are you a human? Yes, so don't worry so much.

>>45306641
>>45306801
This is what nightmares are made of.

>>45306859
I'm alarmed here.
>Dude on Genestealer may be better than Tau porn.
What does this say about Sam?

Also if she wished to request new quarters Alice is right there.

>>45306777
"Jackson, where did Anna go? Stormtroopers said she went into Engineering but didn't....erm....come out?"

>>45306898
>A camera zooms in.
>He might have been chased but these are still all the security systems he hacked or bugged.
>Clearly sarcastic.
Marvellous, now there's also Xenos in the vents.
>Coughs.

>>45306921
>>45306937
I don't know who exactly was doing the screaming, but all I found was the Dreadnought. It was asleep, as far as I could tell.
>looks confused
Is something wrong? Shit, you don't think the Dreadnought is the reason I found some empty black Marine armor down there, do you?

>>45306891
But what ship did you find it on? This one or the Poison Star? We....shouldn't have a Dreadnaught....apart from the DJ but he isn't black...

Death Company Dread was on the Astartes Ship IIRC

>>45306943
wonderful, come along then, what's your title by the way?
>breathing in deeply the medic winks
you pretty little thing.

>>45306949
A-anna is missing? Did she leave again? W-what happenned whilst I was out cold?

>>45306837
>smacks the servoskull
No
>it looks mad but then happily plays with the puppy.
You've been doing great. You just had some bad luck today.

>>45306857
I'll look it over
Just tell me what's in it, now and I'll check it later IC

>>45306858
What what happened?
>takes the pendant and looks it over.

>>45306949
>well now he's angry again
>Delta was calming him nicely
>whelp not anymore
That Bitch Amelia took her...

>>45306949
>>45306943
>Sam continues to watch Larrs and the Genestealer.
Don´t Sam... You´re here for a reason.
>The Trooper looks back at her drones visuals.
Why am I not ashamed anymore?

Tau don´t do that whole "sex stuff", it´s government decisions they do. She is probably repressed.

>>45306975
At this point, I have no idea what ship I'm on now, let alone what ship I was on then.

>>45306962
Had it some heraldy or evil looking spikes? Where did we get this ship anyway?

>>45307004
Well uhm... when we went to secure the gellar field...
> it is clearly the sa e pendant Anna lost on somerius
>also the guardswoman looks like she is afraid you are going to execute her on the spot.

>>45306873
>The Guardsmen taking care of Wadas Corpse shrug.
His friend Bob Hueman asked if we could give him such a funeral.

>>45306959

We have already met before good sir, i showed you how to use a khornate as a toilet

>>45306979
>The mechaical vox screams out above you

"STICK IT IN THE POOPE- wait, what do genestealers actually HAVE? Cloacas?"

>>45307010

Yeh, but you're biologically human, i doubt ethereal pheremones work on you like that

>>45307004
Took her? Where to?
Well shit that coffee I took has finally fucking kicked into effect, I might be able to hold awake longer than expected.

>>45307004
>there is the expected Ghostfire extract in dangerously high doses
>mixed with blood and salt water, apparently tears

>>45306979
>Following behind larrs
Screeeeeeeeeeeeeee: (my title? I am pvt. Jean steela human of the imperium.)

[spoilers]it's been fun fellow humans but I gotta head back to campus and some autistic dickfuck got the campus WiFi banned for 3days this morning I'll follow the thread and see y'all in the next one[/spoilers]

>>45307059
Meant the genestealer.

>>45306995
You're asking me? I have no idea.

>>45307004
You what?! How?! Where?!
She can't have left on a Transport, Fleet would have found it!

>>45307010
You're in the right Regiment. Just hang around.

>>45307019
Might have been the Star...

>>45307059
It´s probably her education at work.

>>45307072
>The drone still follows Larrs and Jean.

See you around.

>>45307072
>chuckling he pets the creature on the head
how cute.

good day to you, looking forward to seeing what happens next

>bored of the new creature the medic slincs off to find the voice that told him to ignore it.

>>45307072
BB, usual threads are mondays 2pm GMT, but we might be having another one tomorrow too

>claps his hands together
So, uh, anyone up for a drink? I've got literally everything you could want down in the hold. There sure is a lot to drink to, right?

>>45307072
Take care man, was fun. Also next one will probs be on Monday so you'll be clear for WiFi.....unless another/the same dickfuck gets it banned again.

>>45307060
She's on Beshk.

>>45307093
She teleported in, grabbed her and teleported out as I hit her with a null grenade. In hindsight I probably knocked Anna out with it.

>>45307047
Thank you trooper.

>>45306962
that was on the kosmosknechts' strike cruiser. Unless Ron is just confused, which would make sense.

>>45307105
>somehow slipped out of the drones sight and is now tapping her on the shoulder whilst the other hand presents her a small flower.
what should I ignore?

>>45307169
BESHK?! SHE'S ON BESHK!

>"What if she causes another exterminatus?!"
>"No please, God Emperor! Not there!"

>>45307169
M-Miranda. Oh, sorry mylord! You d-did not require me to state my name. Roger that. S-sorry.
>stands there, not quite sure what to do
M-mylord what happened t-to the psyker?
>>45307271
>jumps back, startled

>>45307271
>>45307167
>Still watching through her drone, Sam wonders why Larrs is walking in her direction.
Ma´am!?!
>As she puts two and two together, Sam sends her drone back to the ambassador and attempts to hide in Alices quarter´s.
Sorry, but I think I need to hide in your room for a bit.

>Sam´s Voice screams through the comm, as the drone flies away.
IGNORE!EVERYTHING!I`M!NOT!A!XENO!

>>45307162
The Dreadnought Ron! I have to know if I can dismantle it without some Space Marines coming to get me!

>>45307271

"What's the big deal about Beshk? Besides, Belk's going to behave this time in exchange for a live sorceress or OBJ's autograph."

>>45307271
What's on Beshk?

>>45307169
Combined with Virmanthras, she must be one hell of a Psyker, there are few who are that cap-

>>45307271
>Alice is visibly alarmed and even Alan looks over in concern.
Bloody hell lass, what's the matter?!
You sound like you just saw bloody Horus, the traitorous fuck!

>>45307169
>tries to get up, but can't due to the malformed spine he now has
If I can be of any more assistance, do tell me...

>>45307315
Don't even know if this is the ship it was on, Krieger. You want some booze or not?
>thinks for a moment
Warp, you don't want booze. Nobody wants booze, apparently.

>>45307162
Also...uh...I'll take some drinks if you don't mind, my head is killing me.
>Alice downs another few painkillers and shakes the bottle.

>>45307306
Uh....alright then, do as you wish.

She's on my motherfucking homeplanet that's the matter. As far as I know she could be putting an exterminatus aimed to what's left of my family!

>>45307354
>Ron raises an eyebrow
You do know what th-
>Thinking for a moment, Ron decides he will not warn her
Okay, uh, anyone else? Considering our current morale, the drinks are free.

>>45307354
>Sam attempts hide in a corner of the room.
I think Larrs is out to get me...

>>45307335

"I'll take some. I mean, my augs will just end up burning it for juice., but i'll still take some."

>>45307304
It's okay trooper. You don't have to be so formal with me.

>>45307324
She's off the charts.

>>45307364
Well shit.
>grumbles to himself
Can't use the stupid virus bombs.

>>45307335
>places a hand on Ron's shoulder
Come with me.

>>45307381
>'knock'
>'knock'
>'knock'

>>45307396
>smiling
Spectacular.

>>45307381
>>45307402
Drinks? Free, and I've got it all-

>>45307416
>slightly annoyed
Whoa, big guy, if you want something to drink, you gotta wait until I've got everyone who's coming.
>eyes widen
Oh. Well, um.- can this wait?

>>45307364
She's bloody where?! Oh, oh this is FANTASTIC!

>Alan chooses this point to take on a grim expression and quietly mutters "Oh dear." under his breath.

>>45307380
Whiskey or something, maybe a few pints if you don't mind.

>>45307381
Why would he want to do that? But you can stay in here for a while anyway.

>>45307402
>Both Wellesley's balk at the mention of Virus Bombing but decide not to speak up, better to let LIX decide whether to explode or not.

>>45307402
Aye mylord.
>she does not relax a bit.
Any more o-orders?

>>45307451
No.

>>45307402
>Luckily for you, she hasn't heard you grumble about Virus bombing her family.

"Ok everyone the transport in cargo bay six has been disarmed."

>Sighs

"I was so proud of that and he didn't fall for it. Fucking heretics."

>>45307470
>>45307452
Oh. Wellesley, could you take everyone who is gonna drink down to the hold? My setup is down there, and feel free to crack anything open you want.
>turns to Behrend
Just so you know, I'm Inquisition now. If I don't come back in one piece, it ain't ending well.

>>45307433
>>45307452
>Sam shrugs, not knowing the answer.
I don´t know. He asked the drone, who I am and then went to look for me. I´m just glad he didn´t follow the drone towards the ambassador. Whish reminds me, he said I should ask for my own quarter´s between his hiding spot and your´s.
>Sam hears Larrs knocking.
Ah. F**k no!

>>45307515
>Your comm-bead and only your comm-bead cracks into life.
Oh please, Gree-lee, I'm not stupid, much less an heretic, don't put me in the same sack as them.

>>45307531
>opening the door he steps in, flashing a twisted grin at>>45307452
hello again, I didn't get a chance before to ask you if you wanted to perform with me at the Ogryns funeral.
>his augmented eye darts towards Sam, holding it's gaze.

>>45307455
Hey there...
>waves at her

>>45307528
>leads Ron to an unpopulated corridor
It is not wise to snoop aboard an astartes ship.

>>45307455
No, you're free to do whatever.

>>45307503
I'll start sending probes to the system and checking it out. I'll keep the Mechanicus fleet with us... we're going to need them.

>>45307616
>some medical staff members come to put Rax back together.

>>45307528
>>45307531
You got it Ron, alright everyone lets go down to the hold and get some drinks. Come on you lot.

And quit worrying Sam, he ain't gonna get ya. Also sure, you can have your own quarters, I'll have your stuff brought up.

>Alice opens the door and gestures for everyone to follow her to the Bay with the Booze.

>>45307604
>Stares at you dumbfounded.
Wha - WHAT? A funeral is a place to pay respects! It... it- GAH.
>Sam seems to be unable to talk right now.

>>45307663
>Sam nods at Alice, eager to leave and take a drink.
Thanks, Ma´am.

>>45307625
Snooping? I was just walking around, like I usually do, when I hear fucking screaming. What do you expect me to do, run away?
>thinking about it, Ron decides he does not want that question answered
So I found your black Dreadnought. So what? Is he some kind of super secret test subject?

>>45307649
A-as you wish.
>>45307616
>takes a sidestep, startled
G-good day sir.

>>45307563

"Oh hey, it's Diptheria. Anyone ever tell you that no means no?"

>>45307649
No! If there is anything you do not want to do is send an army to Beshk unless you're ready to purge the place.

The whole planet is a fucking mess of corruption, heresy and crime. If you come shoving your fleet all you will cause is panic, which will in turn give a distraction big enough for Amelia to flee!

>The Guardsmen, who are trying to prepare the funarel, seem to have started to argue about how it´s done.

>>45307692
>turning sharply on his heels he faces the woman fully, offering her a still gloved hand.
I don't believe we've met, thou I do reconise that voice.
>whirring can be heard from his eye, is it. zooming in? or taking a photograph?
>>45307663
are we getting drinks?

>>45307733
OF COURSE it is me, what do you think.

>>45307699
You will tell no one of what you saw. The pariah gene will ensure no one can read your mind, but I need to know that you won't tell anyone willingly...

>>45307733

"Hey, we can be subtle. At least, I can."

>>45307733
>Alan half raises his arm as if to suggest something but covertly lowers it.
>"No, best to let Alice know about -that- first."
>Clears his throat and addresses the pair.

Excuse me you two, but I believe this can be discussed shortly, however I believe drinks were suggested, after the day I'd say you all may need them.

>He gestures out the door after Alice.

>The tau diplomat is currently having played a video about Larrs and the genestealer played in front of him.
Really, Gue´vesa Hawthorn? You still have those interests?
>As Va´sa begins to mutter something about preventing a reeducation, the drone begins to return to Sam.

>>45307715
>looks confused, but >>45307649 takes most of his attention
>as the procedure begins, Rax is put to sleep due to the necessity of breaking most of his bones so they can be set to their normal positions
with that, I'm off to sleep. Have fun guys!

>>45307770
>snaps his fingers and points at the towering Marine
Already did.

>>45307716
Don't be stupid Greely, you have something against me for being a "traitor" yet you're surrounded by mercenary marines that worked for far more "evilier" Xenos than what I will ever do.
>You notice the security cameras are centered into you.

It is a common error to mistake Malal with a chaos god but he is everything oppossed to them, I want chaos finished as much as you do, we should be working together, not against each other.

Your attack was foolish and stupid but I'm still open to give you a second chance for cooperation.

>>45307733
Great... Any other information on the planet?

>>45307771
It'll be hard with an enemy that can teleport across the sector at a moments notice.

>>45307750
>Sam gulps, before answering.
I was the voice in the drone. Any more questions and you´re visiting medbay - WITHOUT company.
>The trooper walks towards the bay.
I need a drink.

>>45307820
meant Sam. dammit all

>>45307812
If I.... if I may I have a suggestion mylord!

>>45307775
O-of course mylord.
>Bows and follows.

>>45307809
>grabs the pariah's throat and slams him against the wall, holding him there
Chems are fickle things, blank. Who knows what visions they give to those who use them.

>>45307810

"Cooperate with someone who turned my men into daemonhosts? No. You have me mistaken for someone without a conscience."

>turns off the commbead

>>45307842
Yes?

>>45307863
>choking, Ron laughs
I don't use, Marine! I just sell!

>>45307820
>>45307836
>smirking at the agressive response he withdraws his hand, the augmented eye flashes before he turns swiftly to walk away, humming to himself.

>>45307775
>he follows there lead, eager for a drink.

>>45307780

>A familiar voice comes screaming through the airvent

"SO YOU'RE A LITTLE BLUE WHORE AND YOU'RE BEGGING FOR MORE BEND OVER BABY AND GET READY TO SCORE!"

>>45307812
It is ruled by a triumvirate of three houses, House Vandarr, a stable yet shady house known to possess numerous cantinas and other enjoyment facilities over the whole planet, they make a lot of money out of them, but they're popularity lies in the shady bussiness one can do in them.
House Tynnus, the one who the planetary governor belongs to. They have good tides in the pdf and the family is well-known for their millitary service.

And then there's house Kent... my house...

>>45307738
>Still arguing, the Guardsmen knock wadas corpse over.

I´d say we burn him! That´s what Hueman wanted!

No, we space him. Less fuel wasted that way!

It´s better, when we hand him to the kitchen! Gonna have a month´s long extra rations then!

Are you all stupid? Is comrades would never agree to anything but the first option!

>>45307881
Then you'll tell them that you do, or you'll need to.

>>45307879
I well... I m-myself come from a death world mylord. Atirring up trouble there is... well, kind of like poking at a nest of wasp, except the wasps are three metres long, fire spitting, armored and organized. T-this is why I am a sniper mylord. S-skulking kinda comes, n-naural. Eheheh. Eh. Sorry. A-anyway if I was in charge... and I am not s-so feel free to ignore me anytime mylord! I would ehm ehm. Put together a small team, ship them on the planet on a small cargo ship, under disguise, and quietly sneak around until the prey is on sight. Ehm.

>>45307932
>coming across the two guardsman on his way to check on the preperations the Ork screams at them in anger.
WOT THE HELL IZ YOU GITS DOIN!
>the brim of his aquired kommissar har is casting his slit like eyes in shadows.

>>45307921

"Am I the only person on this ship who grew up on a world that doesn't have Nobles?"

>>45307932
Some1 should really do something about this.

>Alice leads the drinkers down to the aforementioned bay and carefully starts checking through the drinks.
He wasn't lying, we've got a bit of everything here people! Tell me what you want and I'll find it!

>>45307921
What about House Kent?
>Alice continues to look after she finally finds some Rum.

>>45307970
>slowly raises hand
D-death world. Nobles were all eaten, mylord.

>>45307996
>giggling to himself the Medic eventually laughs aloud and asks for a "sex on the beach."

>>45307932
>>45307967
I do believe you should stick to the first option Troopers. It would be most disrespectful to do the second or the third, and our bosses simply cannot tolerate people who disrespect the dead in such a manner.

>Walker nods at Bob then returns to glaring at the Troopers.

>>45307881
>>45307902
>Sam just sighs and follows Alica and Alan with Larrs.
It´s just because of the drink.
>She calmly lowers her Voice and looks at Larrs, making sure no one else hears her.
Heard you had tau magazines, care to spare a copy?

>>45307958
Now, now!
>struggles to breathe
The only thing I'm telling them is that a Space Marine named Behrend took me into an empty corridor-
>inhales, with some effort
-assaulted me, and threatened me. You're going to put me down now. Before this escalates, Marine.
>Ron really hopes this will work

>>45307921
What about your house?

>>45307964
Good plan but we'll need some serious firepower to hurt her. I might have just the thing though...

>>45307970
I sorta did, we had elected officials. Not really nobles just rich people.

>>45307996
T-they control the space port... no ship comes in or out without them knowing.
>Hard to not notice she used "they" rather than "we".
I know that my father was in some kind of extra bussiness too... but I don't know what thise were...

>>45308031
>growling the Ork nods at Walker before returning to the guardsman.
U dont wont to be Katched messin and dizrespektin do ya?

>>45308063
A b-bullet to the head usually w-works. As l-long as she does not expect it. Ehm, who's "she" anyway?

>>45308033
>whispering back the medic is smiling at his luck.
Which Caste? and how what's in it for me?

Rolled 10 (1d10)

>>45307967
>In shock one of the guardsmen grabs his melta and fires. The other´s are only capably to yell at him to stop.

>It was to late.

roll 1 - 5 hit wada, roll 6 - 10 hit bob

>>45308036
>raises Ron off of his feet against the wall
Want to add "murdered" to the list?

>>45308111
>the Ork takes the full force of the shot to his chest before grinning at the guardsman.
wrong answer.

>>45308107
>Sam glares at you, before whispering back.
Fire and earth mostly. As for "what´s in for you". That depends.

>>45308112
>Ron's eyes bulge
C'mon, then. Kill an Inquisitorial agent, that'll make you look good. Your black Dreadnought'll be safe then, won't it?
>breathing through his teeth
But wait, killing me is pointless, 'cuz I already told my people about it. All it would do is make it worse.
>Ron's vision is starting to go black

>>45308017

"The whole sector I live in was founded on the idea that we didn't want to put up with nobles, actually.. then the Tau show up, led by a bunch of pheremone-shitting Xenobles and occupy half the sector."

>>45308064
Was there a rift between you and them?

>>45308095
Possibly the most powerful psyker in the galaxy right now...

>>45307996
Alice can you please step back for a second?
>he's holding something in his hand

>>45308181
M-my aunt didn't want to take me into her custody once my father dies, I do not blame her, she had two kids to take care of aside from a huge bussiness she'd have to command alone from that day forwards... that's the reason I was taken to the schola and then to the Callidus Temple... never saw them again.

>>45308170
They think you're talking about the Penance. I've read your file, how long were you in the bowels of the ship? Could've gone mad.

>>45308226
Died*

>>45308227
Unless you drove me mad right here and now, nobody will believe that.
>losing consciousness
Hurry up and do what you're doing, this is a shitty way to die.

>>45308171
I am n-not an expert of xeno politics, m-mylord. I am only concerned with their biology. N-namely where v-vital organs are, ehehe... eh... uhm. Forgive me.
>>45308181
I s-suggest the b-bullet to be fired from a l-long. long distance then. From the middle of a crowd if possible, so if the psyker is a telepath it will have some hard time finding you even with a mental scan. However there is a-always the possibility of a diviner, so setting up more than an ambush is obligatory, and... ehm.
>she seems oddly competent on the matter
>even more so for such a cowardly stuttering mess
Woah man, don't rate Amy so high. Arhiman called, he said back the fuck down.

>>45308064
Sounds....complicated, how are we going to deal with it?

>Alan taps a few buttons on his gauntlet and a message is transmitted from his ship, requesting that another vessel enter the System.

Hrmh....perhaps....

>>45308181
Sure, you want something by the way?
>Alice gestures to the large quantity of drinks as she backs towards them.

>>45308169
I have a rather tasty set of images involing two fire caste one kroot, if that's what you want? thou I also havesome more... vanilla sets of both of those.
>turning to face her in full he smiles.
and what's in it for me is a meeting with the Tau you have hiding somewhere aboard this ship.

Rolled 9 (1d10)

>>45308112
You know what Mr. Hueman? You´re in charge of the funeral now!

But we could -

No, the Ogryn is not going to end up as rations! Shut up about it!

>Two of the guardsmen argue, as they abandon the third to his fate, and run from the morgue.

What about Danny?

He is going to die, Jim! Keep running!

>Jim raises his melta and fires again.
S-Stay away from me! I didn´t do anything wrong!

>>45308262
>moving his face closer to Ron's and scowling, the sergeant puts a finger to his lips before dropping him on the ground

>>45308268
>Stares at you, now completely taken aback.
How do you know? No, don´t answer mr. Xenospecialist. Meeting him? You have to ask Ms. Wellesley.
>Sam sighs.
Dammit, two fire caste... Sorry, no deal.

>>45308266
Yes, surprise me.
>when Alice is out of range Jackson triggers a Null grenade while sitting next to Miranda. If no one is a psyker then nothing happens.

Rolled 12 (1d20)

>>45308282
>Walker appears to take exception to this and after backing away, fires his Hellgun at the maddened Trooper.

>>45308282
>rushing towards Jim the Ork screams.
>then Jim screams.
>then Jim stops screaming.
>then Jim stops breathing.

>>45308263
>>45308342
>you nearly scared her to death

>>45308318
>gasping, Ron massages his throat
Right, yeah. Totally not going to tell anyone about that.

>>45308342
Medical emergency, my position.
>passes out

>>45308169

man is she gonna get that farsight propaganda or not?

>>45308340
>the medic chuckles to himself.
are you-
>deep breath
certain?

>>45308340
>>45308444

>A voice comes through the airvent over vox

"I HERD U LIEK XENOS"

>>45308453
thought alice was a living saint

>>45308342
>>45308340
well then
>collapses on the floor clutching his head
you basterds get out of my head!

>>45308398
Alice is going to have Sam´s belongings brought to her new quarter´s. If it´s still on the bunk, then she get´s the propaganda, yes. Personally, I let Sam walk there later and fetch it herself.

>>45308444
>>45308453
>Sam drops her conversation with Larrs and hurries to Alice.
Hey Larrs! Make yourself useful!

>>45308266
>Behrend approaches, holding an amasec glass
Inquisitor. I don't believe that we finished discussing my squad's terms of employment.

>>45308477
She is, among other things. But Living Saints(As in the legit "I'z got Emprah Powers" ones, not just the "I happened to be alive" ones) are Psykers.

>>45308342
WAIT A MINUTE: I doomed myself, I didn't quite remember the 'out of range' bit. My bad. I am, the dumb. Retcon or go with?

>>45308509
>ignores her and continues to scream in pain.

>>45308453
see>>45308342

">when Alice is out of range"

>>45308556

>A near-naked, greasy xeno comes out the vent and scoops up the writhing medic

>>45308497
>Cursing, Sam catches the medic and lays him onto the ground. She reaches for her comm and practically screams inside.
Hello? Medbay? Problem´s with Ma´am Wellesley and Medic larrs!

Yeah, sorry.......my bad, Retconning the bit about the Null Grenade screwing her, sorry chaps. Deleting the post now.

Will wait until it is decided if it was retconned or not to post as a worried LIX hurries to save Alice.

>>45308583
Drop the guardsman.
>shoulders a bolter

>>45308584
>frothing at the mouth medic screams in pain, it a deep scream that everybody can feel on a sub level of reality.
fuck me this feels great!

>>45308634
What the hell is a Kosmosknecht?

>>45308343
>>45308346
>You both aren´t sure, if the gunshot´s or the scream killed Jim. His corpse lands next to Wada´s and the other two guardsmen on duty are nowhere to be seen.

>>45308353
Ron, You're just drinking too much. If anything this will help you.

>>45308497
Well that explains somethings

>>45308351
We might have to do something like that but we'll have to block her powers.

>>45308551
>>45308595
Yeah to avoid the whole Alice thing I asked her to back up. It just wasn't noticed. Sorry, I should have put hat on it's own line

>>45308353
>Perkins and his squad hear the call and sprint as fast as a full load of equipment will let them.
>The squad attempts to stabilize Ron and bring him back to consciousness.

Ey, you alright mate? Talk to us man, come on.

>>45308663
chapter of astartes
They're actually mercenaries, but only Alice and Greely know afaik.

>>45308669
>panting loudly the Ork removes his Kap to pay rezpektz.
rest in pieces...

>>45308652
>Looking over to Alice for a moment.
You´re allright! And I thought...

>>45308679
>Turning back to Larrs, Sam yells again into the comm.
Hello? Larrs has more problem´s than usual! need help!

>>45308686
>wakes up
Fuck me...
>looks around
Where the Warp is Jackson? That idiot- fuck, my throat hurts. You gotta get either Alan or Alice out here, now. These marines are hiding something worth killing over.

>>45308679
Uhm, w-we could just bomb the area? Ehm. Maybe she likes to wander in public? Make, ehm, secessionist speeches? It will just make a tiny little bit of collateral damage. In the hundreds of civilians it is still an acceptable term, r-right?

>>45308679
>the pain seems to be making him laugh instead of scream now.
guess this does explain a few things.
>lighting crakles along his fingertips.

>>45308634

>The vox crackles as the xeno turns to face you, it's eyes and mouth sewn shut

"Do you know just who the hell I am, supermonkeigh?"

>The creature drops the medic and somersaults over you in such a way that your visor is smeared up with xeno grease. By the time you clean it up it's gone

>>45308514
>Alice peers around room looking for the collapsed and now disappeared Larrs, before shrugging and bring the bottles that over to LIX, Jackson and Miranda.

>>45308514
Indeed we didn't, I trust the items that were offered would be sufficient to keep your services? There are more once the contract is complete, I assure you.

>>45308741
Not another one.....

>>45308741
>100% PANIC.
>Puts herself between the medic and Alice in case any volt of lightning flies out in their direction.

>>45308771
We still have not fully discussed our duties as your... bodyguards.

>staggering to his feet the medic is still laughing.
you know... I really don't like people knowing I'm a psyker, they give you funny looks and avoid you, they treat you like a freak and try to avoid talking to you, it's pretty rude if you ask me.
>he is clearly in pain and his resting heavily on his metal leg.

>>45308730
He'll be fine in a few minuets. The shock is just temporary

>>45308731
Yeah, I expected that.

>>45308740
Nah, I think Delta would like to keep civvi deaths to a zero.

>>45308741
Larrs stand down!

>>45308790
>stands up and hand Delta a Null grenade as he approches Larrs

>>45308811
>Not knowing what else to do, Sam points her Lasgun directly at his head.
You move, I shot. Sorry, buddy.

>>45308812
>turning to Jackson he grins.
why would I stand down? who the in the warp stands DOWN, you stand up you silly man.
>the medic errupts into laughter at his own joke before collapsing to the floor in a giggling fit.

>>45308731
Alright, one second....
>Perkins stands and goes for his Vox while another Squad member helps Ron up.
Inquisitor Wellesley is otherwise engaged at the moment, but Interrogator Wellesley is available. Would you prefer to go to Medical or the Regiment's Quarters?

......Wait one....Apparently there is a Psyker doing things in your storage bay....Shall we head there?

>>45308811
Are you sanctioned?

>>45308811
People already avoided you before this, don't start making excuses, you creep most of the normal guardsmen the fuck out.

>>45308812
P-pity. W-well it is n-not like she is in charge r-right? So you get t-the last word on it. I w-was just suggesting a practical solution.
>there is a strange light in Miranda's eyes
W-when are we going, mylord?

>>45308812
You never came to help. I wasn't in the hold with you guys, so yeah.

>>45308859
>coughs
Yeah, the hold. Wait, the hold?! My booze!
>stands up and runs, sputtering out hoarse profanities

>>45308865
hahaha, I woldn't be kickin' if I wasn't
>>45308875
rude.
>he looks at her and winks with his good eye.

>>45308914
>Sam shrugs and lowers her lasgun.
I´m probably making a mistake... but as long as you are sanctioned...

>>45308847
>he seems to be contemplating life itself.
>"why is it called stand down... what else is wrong with the world..."

>>45308876
No clue.

>>45308911
for some reason I thought you were in the hold

>>45308799
>>45308875
>Alice tries to place herself infront of LIX, as she should.
>She doesn't expect the move to be unopposed.

>>45308799
Technically my Bodyguards yes, but really, you would be assigned to my Interrogator, Alice....
>gestures to Alice a few tables over.
.....Your task would be protection mostly, perhaps a little assault, really aside from listening to the rare order you'd be free to do battle as you see fit.

>>45308914
>It makes her shiver.
>She's already been "Sugested for mating" by a Psyker and a Genestealer today.

What part of I'm taken do you lot not get? Do I have to start wearing a compromise ring around?

>>45308911
>Perkins and Squad tuck their medical gear away and start sprinting after Ron.

Ron is heading to his bay. Behrend is also in this bay. I sense fun times ahead.

>>45308700
>As you glare at the dead Guardsman, Wada´s body seems to glow golden for but a split second. You don´t realize it.

>>45308914
But can we trust you? Hiding that you are a psyker makes you suspicious, at least. Especially considering our expirences with rouge psykers. I don't see why we should take this risk. One guardsman more or less. In the end nobody will care.
*draws his bolt pistol*

>>45308984
Oh. I s-see. I s-shall take my leave then.
Well the more you wait... eheh.

>>45308985
>Holds her shoulder.
>She knows she also wants to be on the first line of defence.
>Walks up to her position, standing by her side rather than a step behind or a step ahead from her.

>>45308964
hahaha, it just hurts is all...
>getting up slowly he looks around to see the looks of the shocked and scared guardsman.
you... you guys really think I'm creepy?
>he would look dejected if it wasn't for the sly smile he was holding onto.
>>45308993
don't flatter yourself darling.
>he finds this infinetly funny and continues to giggle.

>>45308993
Well now Alice has a nice gift idea.

>>45309043
But the fun times are just beginning.
More time to amass an Invasion fleet once everything goes to shit

>>45309033
>walking towards the quarter master with his arms up he smiles, I have engaged in combat agaisnt Deamons my friend, I know things.
>he laughs again.
I'm worth keeping, trust me.

>>45309082
F-fun times?
You have no heart really. I have gotten half an idea of killing Anna anyway seeing how useless she is in character interaction.

>>45308993
>>45309069
Well, I didn't want to impose......
>"Well LIX seems to finally get it....for now at least."

>>45309082
Aye, if she uh....agrees.

I haz plan, we may not need invasion Fleet for Beshk, but we will definitely need one for the Tyranids that will be right next door.

>>45309152
>>45309076
No offense to you, but back on my home world psyker had the unhealthy habit to explode. The superior´s stationed there still don´t know why. I mean... it´s nothing personal. Being a psyker and a pervert are normally exclusive, I thought.
>Sam turns to Alice sighing.
Say, should we give him a guarded room for now?

And there goes the caffeine's effect... damn I'm becoming sleepy again... will there be a thread tomorrow too btw? Or will we be holding till next monday?

>>45309125
So you know things? Tell us what things do you know. Maybe things the deamons told you? Or heretical lies planted in your skull?

>>45309152
>Ron, followed by the Stormtroopers who assisted him, finally reaches the part of the hold in which he has set up his bar. He is breathing raggedly, but can still speak
Alice! The Marines!
>turns to see Behrend and Alan
Bastard! Choked me out! The black dreadnought, the black marine armor! Fucking asshole!

>>45309152
>Blushes. A lot.
I-is that a proposition?

>>45309174
Perhaps.....see what Jackson or Greely think, it's their Regiment, I just sort of....sit around and sometimes kill things.

>>45309152
So this time too I should forget about being the villain?

>>45309202
>the Medic spits at his feet.
oh Cegorach make you his bitch I'm as loyal as the big green boy upstairs.
>>45309174
none taken, I think I need a drink thou.

>>45309135
Well now we get to watch everyone accuse each other of things. It's rare for me to be here instead of being accused.
Don't kill Anna Jackson still has to work to try and save her. Or if you really want to kill her do it in front of Jackson so it's more tragic

>>45309214
Now things got even better.

>>45309262
No, we're just going to try and not destroy the planet so no tank columns.

>>45309214
>Alan stands from his seat and looks at Ron.
Ah, I believe that I have an inkling of what you speak....


>>45309227
Well it's a bit soon lass I'd say lass, but if if would stop people from harassing you and you said okay, sure.
>looks at LIX.

>>45309262
Well Amelia/Virmy is/are the villain/villains, but there is the planet to be dealt with too.

>>45309320
C-can I...
>she blushes, muttering something

>>45309174
I would be for monday, need to ask the other´s.

>>45309234
>>45309320
>Sam nods and goes for her comm-bead.
Hello? Jackson, Sir? Greely? Question regarding Larrs. Guarded single room or not?

>>45309264
>Sam nods.
I doubt we can go to the bay right now.

>>45309264
Ceograch is heresy!
*punches at the medic*

and i'm out for an hour or so, catch you guys around 9

>>45309352
>She blushes even more.
>Like really those cheeks are tomatoes by now.

Y-yes! No! Maybe! I-I-I don't know!
>Has given every possible answer in a single sentence.
>Horribly nervous about it.

>>45309355
Sam. I'm right here. You might want to get outta the way.

>>45309362
Oh shit we got a fight on our hands!

>>45309353
Can you what?

>>45309352
I would vote to put the Tau/Nids thing on hold. I want to do some good old fashion detective work to find Amelia

>>45309362
>the slim man deftly blokes the blow with his metal arm, smirking at the sound of crunching fingers on impact.
just testing.

>>45309423
Can I s-shoot the medic mylord? I.. know I shouldn't ask maybe b-but, ehm... Uh...
>miranda's hand goes nervously to the bolt pistol at her belt
Miranda is easily the msot evil character of the three I have of course.

>>45309459
>the medic points at her with his flesh hand.
you shoot me and I'm huanting you missy.
>>45309355
>turning to her he grins.
so about that drink?

>>45309423
Sorry, my mistake, Sir? Permission to clear my head in the quarter´s?
>Sam takes a few steps away from Larrs.
Even if he´s a pervert he hasn´t done anything really nad, right?

>>45309493
Oooh, it j-just makes me want to shoot him so bad! Hot damn I can't hold back!
>>45309513
L-look, it is not a problem, right? No one is gonna miss him!

>>45309411
Well that was very insightful....
>Alice looks confused while Alan chuckles quietly.

>>45309423
The Tyranids can wait until after we deal with Beshk aye, we've got about a week or so IC to sort it out. That's plenty of time.

>>45309411
>>45309459
See what I started.
We got a fight right there.
A marriage proposal over here
And... what? no. Were not shooting anyone.
God dammit are they all evil?

>>45309535
>disbelieving, Ron stares
Are you fucking serious right now? Alright.
>unholsters his laspistol, and points it at Behrend
I'll just start going and see where I end up.

>>45309449
*servomotors and injectors come to live*
Well if you want to have it this way.
*attempts to grab Larrs at his skull*

>>45309535
>Breathing heavily.
>"You idiot, you're fucking it up!"

A-alice I- I-

>>45309352
>makes a face under his helmet

>>45309493
Sorry, but it looks like, that´s no longer a decision for me to make.
>Sam fiddles uncomfortable at her lasgun.

>>45309513
really bad

>>45309530
>The Trooper just scowls.
I may not like him all that much either, but we should for once give him the benefit of the doubt.
And as for it not being a problem, different home worlds, different values.
>Sam seems to get more aggressive.

>>45309552
Isn´t the term for that, murderhobo?

>>45309609
>laughing_deathworlder_sniper.jpeg
>>45309552
...aye.

Anna is not evil, just a cunt but you should kinda ask her WHY. Amelia has been kinda forced into being a cosmic kind of evil, what with being Virmanthras' grand-grand-grand daughter. Miranda is straight up murderous with no grater purpose.. It is still a penal regiment.

>>45309573
>Alan looks over at Ron alarmed.
Now now Trooper Laroque, calm down for a minute.
I will hear both of your stories before I'll let anyone shoot anyone.

>>45309598
HEY! dinner and a movie first!
>take a graceful step back the medic slips a knife from a latch on his back, to those who can hear the wraithbone sings softly.
I REALLY don't want to do this.
>>45309609
>>45309623
>he glances at the two of them.
you're kidding right... and to think, I really had the hots for ONE of you.

>>45309637
>narrows his eyes at the Inquisitor
Right then, here's my side.
>adjusts his uniform to show the large red marks on his neck from being choked out
Now, excuse me, but I'd like to finish this quickly.

>>45309656
Just w-watch your s-steps. Eheheh.

>>45309535
How close are these nids? because they can take hundreds of years to reach a planet after they enter a system

>>45309573
Oh boy.

>>45309598
This is getting outta hand

>>45309637
>>45309601
Delta, Alice sorry for ruining your moment
>stands on the bar
>fires his bolt pistol in the air
EVERYBODY SHUT UP AND CALM THE FUCK DOWN!!!! Alice as you were saying.

>>45309656
*draws his powersword and activates it*

Lets see if you can do it ,psyker.

>>45309656
Look, Larrs, I´m kinda full of conflicting feelings right now. Vould we talk that out over that drink later?
>Sam raises her lasgun, she seems to be taking Larrs´ side.

>>45309683
You´re NOT shooting him.
>Sam raised her lasgun at Miranda.
Penal or not, we ought to have some morals here.

>>45309678
Ah. I see. Would you mind taking a drink or some painkillers for a moment? That looks nasty.

>>45309606
Now, your side please, actually, perhaps given what I -suspect- is the problem, you should do that in text or in private.

>>45309678
If you pull the trigger, you'd better hope you kill me.

>>45309723
Yes. Let us relocate to the meeting room.

>>45309714
Ykes!
>now this what not expected
>she seems thorughly scared by you and backs down at once
>>45309697
A-aye mylord! As you c-command!

>>45309697
Thank you, now LIX I believe I was-

>>45309705
>>45309714
ENOUGH. OF. THIS. I WILL HAVE ORDER HERE!
>This time, the shout comes from a rather furious Alice.

>>45309770
Very well, my apologies Trooper Laroque, I shall do my utmost to sort this, and will arrange a suitable.....'insurance payment' if that would ease your reaction.

>>45309723
>glaring at the Inquisitor
Would you mind jumping out an airlock? Yes? Same here.

>>45309746
You'd better hope so too, because I intend to tear you limb from limb big boy, Space Marine or not. But if the Inquisitor wants to hear you out, he'll do it here. I won't let whatever you're hiding stay hidden.

>>45309697
I AGREE WITH THE MONKEI...
shit.
>looking at >>45309705 he giggles, I wouldn't.
>winking at>>45309683 he giggles again before dropping the knife and turning to >>45309714
I'm... flatterd, should I be?

>The moment is ruined.
>"Why do all the moments I have with Alice arise when the situation is this bad? I just... I just want to be with her in peace..."
>>45309815
>Tries hiding a blush.
>"She looks so cute when she's mad..."

>>45309714
>>45309778
>Sam glares at Miranda for a moment, before lowering her lasgun.
If you say so, Sir.

>>45309815
Already lowered my Gun, sorry.
>Sam begins to look ashamed again.

>>45309855
Maybe. Let´s get shitfaced first.

Gonna switch to phone.

*deactivates his sword and bionics*

*mutters some curses about psykers under his gasmask*

>>45309855
Monkeigh???
Larrs... explain yourself.

>>45309892
as someone who almost exclusively mobileposts, I wish you godspeed.

>>45309892
sounds lovely, that's if I'm not shot...
>looking >>45309955 in the eyes he smirks.
how do you feel about Eldar? hyperthetically of course.

>>45309988
I think highly of them. I've worked with them for years and had grown... close with them.

>>45309988
Eldar, pah. Where other xenos rely on superior numbers or the strenght of them and their weapons, the eldar rely on foul sorcery, cowardice and treachery.

>>45310040
>Pokes his head through a ventilation shaft, his night vision over his eyes
Sounds a loot like hereseh teh me...

>>45310040
then todays your lucky day.
>performing an over the top bow the medic extends his arms.
my name is Larrs Fireheart, former son of Monksfrow Fireheart, leader of the craft world known as FallenPheonix...
>A short burst of laughter.
emphesis on 'former son'

>>45310113
I'll choose to ignore that, mud eater

>>45310040
>frowning_Anna.jpeg

>>45310173
>Miranda looks estatic
>maybe she gets to shoot someone after all!
>HOORAY!

>>45310113
While your not wrong, your not right either.

>>45310138
Maybe to you.

>>45310173
Well shit. Nice to meet you. What did you do to get kicked out? And why'd you pick here?

>>45310188
Anna knew about this

I'm going to go to sleep now, guys. Had fun today, glad to have Anna and Amelia back too. Good night to you all and sleep snug smug.

>>45310239
Ehm. M-mylord, p-please, c-can I... pretty please? Just once? I only need once.
This is why she frowns!

>>45310210
> Sam snarls at you.
Triggerhappy. I need auf drink.

>wakes up in his quarters
>surrounded by beer cans
>and bloodstains
>and piss

Aaaaaahh.... What happened...?

>lumbers out

Hey! What's going on? Why are you all so glum? There's shit to kill!

>>45310296
No. We're not shooting each other.

>>45310239
I wasn't kicked out, I left, I joined the Harlequins, then left again...
>the Eldar scoops to pick up the wraithbone blade.
you have nice alchohol and pretty womem, what other reason can I give?

>>45310335
Why was I banned, for a second? [|spoiler]

>>45310376
if you're on mobile then it was probably some asshole using the same network who got banned.

>>45310356
But it is n-not each other. It is j-just an alien, no one get angry if I shoot aliens.
>>45310335
You d-d-do not understand art...
>>45310376
It happens. I was banned once for like one hour for, and I quote, posting pedopornografic material on teegee. While I barely post ANY image on it. Sometimes 4chan derps or someone sharing your network got banned or shit like that.

>>45310351
We picked of some alien again. This one is also a psyker.

>>45310358
>looks around
point taken.

>>45310429
>looks over
Did someone say art?

>>45310405
I'm banned on /v/. I have no idea why.

>>45310473
Keep moving.
>continues to the meeting room

>>45310430
>takes drink, spits
Naturally. Where and what is it?

>>45310405
ah, thanks.

>>45310429
Shooting people is an art? Some of us here are soldiers, you psycho.

>>45310435
well then... drinks?
>>45310494
>waves a metal arm at the Catachan.
hello

>>45310505
didn't mean to spoiler second post

>>45310494
Some Eldar guy. We already tried to kill each other.

>>45310505
to close a spoiler use

>>45310521
I've been drinking the entire time

>>45310505
I am t-too! A-and a better one than you a-are, f-for sure.
>>45310473
>mutters under her breath, looking in another direction
>>45310479

Posting on /v/. EVER.

>>45310530
he started it...
>>45310505
in my culture war and art are finely interlinked.

>>45310538
Man you derped HARD here.

>>45310530
You... What...?

>>45310521
>eye twitches
Wait now... damn my eyes for not seeing right through you.... Gotta say, been awhile since I could cook with Eldar flesh...