You will never defeat a Dark Eldar in battle take her and make

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>>45060683
Good. I'd prefer to break a regular Eldar, especially if it's this piece of pure beauty right here.

Dark Eldar get to do the breaking.

>>45060683
I don''t think you really understand Dark Eldar. And get a new picture.

>>45060683

Good, I wouldn't want to because I'm not a fucking race traitor nor a heretic.

>>45060683
>You will never spell "break" correctly

>>45060837
Heredy is awesome though. Do you see those tits? I commit uncountable heresy for those tits.

>>45060683
But won't she you know die

>>45060683
>Implying she wouldn't instead make you her bitch and personal fucktoy

>>45060683
Never thought of this before but does anywhere in canon say what eldar sex organs look / how procreation happens?
Because if not are we not just presuming that anything human has human holes?

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>>45060683
>eldar fan-art.
>it is just a pretty human with pointy ears.

God damn most Eldar fan-art is shit.

>you will never break her corruption with withdrawal
>you will never give her soul stones as a gift to stave off slaanesh
>you will never have "greatful" kinky sex
>you will never make a pure waifu of her

>>45060683
Well, I would at least hope her suspension is in good condition, I'll have to go over rough terrain in order to slow down because her brakes are shot.

>>45061198
hear hear

>>45061127
I suppose I could direct her at my enemies to keep her from getting soul vored

>>45060683
To break a dark eldar you need to be kind and loving until it reaches through that prickly emotional shell and she learns to trust and love you.

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>>45060683
>>45060743
>>45061054
>>45061175
>>45061212
By the Emperor...
The Heresy is profound here.

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>>45060743
>tfw no Eldar waifu

>>45060683

Of course not you dirty fucking heretic, now burn.

>>45060743
Indeed. Pure, chaste Eldar are far more fun to enslave.

Dark Eldar are tools to be employed for a price, and definitely to be kept on an exceptionally short leash or very, very long leash.

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>>45061198
Try looking up Mer fanart. It's gotten worse since ES:O's been out.

>>45060683
>>45061155
Why not compromise by having uncountable amounts of racism-fueled ball-busting hatesex sessions with neither of you coming out the victor, thus ensuring a future session.

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>>45060683

>>45060781
Seriously, how would one "break" a Dark Eldar? Trap her in a Norman Rockwell paining?

I have done this. DE PoW. Pretorian gentlemen don't execute defenseless women, even xenos. Turned her into a maid most pure to make my tea.

Sure he ended up with new scars but by the end, she was praising the god emperor and praying her husband was right. That the heathen space elves could accept the god emperor as their divine master.

Nearly death by snu snu when we stole the soulstone for her. Especially since she thought it was an execution.

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>>45063024
There's some good stuff out there.

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>>45063812
I would fuck so many Mer if I lived in Tamriel.

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>>45063825
>An Altmer female with ridges.

Good find. Altmer art is so damn scarce in my experience.

But yes, I'd fuck so many mer too.

>>45063880
She's also evidently a vampire, apparently someones specific character.

>>45060683
>a worshiper of Slaanesh being broken by your human cock
Slaaneshites do more a hundred unspeakably perverted things to their vags before breakfast each morning, what could you possibly blow her mind with?

>>45063918
Dark Eldar don't worship the thirsty bitch, actual chaos worshiping eldar are supposed to be incredibly rare, and mostly confined to within the eye of terror. Not that op would likely be able to do anything to even entertain one, but there is a difference.

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>>45063918
>Slaaneshite
>DEldar

Bro c'mon. The rest is accurate.

Though, if you really want to mindbreak a citizen of the Dark City I'm sure the Mechanicus has the means to such an end.

>>45063971
>not just using your fists
cmon, how are wegonna show human supremacy that way?

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>>45064068
Human supremacy is in our ability innovate anon. Why use fists when I can use any number of inventive and extremely sharp, radioactive, and/or spinning implements I have stored inside my home body.

>>45064098
>ability to innovate
>"break out the incense, the toaster is not working"
t. mechanicus

>>45064098
why would a mechanicus even need a qt D eldar or regular eldar slave

>>45064121
They still innovate on a small scale, they just can't make the same kinds of leaps and bounds they used to. Like, they can make minor improvements to the Lemen Russ chassis, but they couldn't make an entire new tank. Though, that has occasionally happened.

>>45064143
For "testing".

>>45064167
>techpriests won't just make a lower profile and rounded/angular because it may anger the machine spirit.
also, what kind of testing?

>>45064143
Why wouldn't they? Investigating xeno flesh is actually a job they do. Though at this point if the imperium doesn't understand eldar flesh, they aren't likely to.

>>45064199
>keep vivisecting dark eldar.
>forget to log it in the cogitator

>>45064186
The invasive kind.

Plenty of techpriests, especially the older and less human ones, have serious mental problems from extreme lack of natural sensory imput combined with body dysmorphia combined with having their brain taxed with inhuman amounts of unnatural sensory imput. "Carnal longings" is one of the known psychoses that afflict them. This can be anything from wanting to feel cloth on their skin, wanting to taste food, or ,y'know, probably sex. That's a perfectly good justification, if they aren't just sadistic psychopaths.

>>45061500

DE can convert into regular CE if they follow an Eldar Path. Still need a soulstone or they will get nom'd upon death

source: some BL book, a DE gets trapped on a craftworld and surrenders

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>>45064226
>creates a metal bodyjig to transcend human emotions
>become slave to said emotions to an autistic level.

>>45064239
That's grimdark for you.

Though, I'm not sure if it's a large or a small percentage it happens to. I imagine it least has to be unusual or even those chucklefucks would stop doing it.

>>45063766
You make them play the Mass Effect trilogy. The entire thing. She can go Renegade if she wants, that's fine, but she gets all the DLC.

Then the end. After 100+ hours of commitment and story building and side quests and hard decisions with lasting ramifications, she gets to the end. No, not the extended cut, the *original* end.

And then she is broken.

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>>45064253
That's fucked up.

>>45064253
that would break a necron lord

>>45060683
>>45063759
are they twins or something?

>>45064302
There's an extreme lack of genetic diversity in the Eldar race after nearly being exterminated.

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>>45064330
so they all look like top tier waifus with the same face then?
like rime?

>>45064253
You're an evil person....That would work amazingly well.

>>45064358

Am I the only one who thought she was holding a dildo at first? Totally didn't notice the whole rest of the sword right away.

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>>45064948
why would a sister hold onto a dildo?

>>45061175
seconding this

>>45060683

Ok.

>>45064253
You're a fucking monster, how do you even live with yourself?

>>45064253
jesus fuck anon i would not wish that upon even loraine willams.

>>45064276
I think that would tear nurgle a new one.

>>45065715
>>45061175
In the old fluff there used to be half eldar (that named Ultramarines librarian was one) but that's been retconned away.

Having said that we do know eldar females have breasts, implying they are still bipedal mammals.. which means they must have a hole somewhere that functions in a similar way to a human one.

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Keeping this thread up.