>Daily Khorne worshipping thread

I kind of wish Khorne wasn't so anti-magic, because the idea of wizards worshipping the god of war and blood could lead to some cool stuff.

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>>44893375
ONLY THE WEAKS RELY ON MAGIK
REAL WARRIORS BASH EACH OTHER HEADS OUT WITH BARE HANDS AND ROCKS

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So I was trying to organize my skulls the other day but they keep toppling over one another when I stack them. Is there a more efficient method?

To be honest I don't even worship the guy, I just like to fight.

>Khorne Worship
you already blew it by making a thread. Go out there, beat the everloving shit out of someone, cake your knuckles with their blood and don't stop until you wake up in prison.

That's how you START to worship Khorne.

>>44893448
Find a race of Xenos with square skulls

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What the fuck is going on in this thread?

>>44893525
>beat someone
>not kill them

Already off to a bad start. While Khorne may be a god of war and slaughter, he is not a god of half assing things.

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>>44893337
PRAISE THE EMPEROR!

BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!!!!!
SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE!!!!!

>>44893902
BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!

>worshiping a meme god

>>44893337
Does Khorne allow working with xenos like Tau or Eldar when shedding Tyranid blood? Do I have to slay the xenos afterwards or can I recruit them into my warband?

>>44893375
well its depends on how they use their magic
the majority use their power in way khorne does not approve

>>44894280
So what if they used their magic to forge or enhance weapons to kill their enemies with, rather than just zapping them with lightning?

>>44893337
Does khorne watch porn and if so is it all menstrual cycle chick's or is it varied enough to include chick's being ripped apart as long as the blood flows?

>>44894352
KHORNE ENJOY BRUTAL COMBAT VIDS. ON MILDER DAYS, HE ENJOY SNUFF

>>44894267
KHORNE WELCOME ALL RACES AS LONG AS THEY PROVIDE WORTHY BLOODSHED AND HONOUR

>>44893707
Fuck off you corpse-worshipping retards

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Skulls for the skull throne

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Slaaneshi champion, just walking by...

>>44894331
Khorne would approve. Sorcerers tend to end up chained to a forge and producing magic weapons until they die. So any magic user crafting weapons to crack skulls would please Khorne but they would have to watch out for other worshippers trying to shackle them to a forge.

>>44894490
how would a Tau khorne worshipping warband work?

>>44895041
It wouldn't because they can't into melee and their souls are too week for any gods to actually be interested in.

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HOT SINGLE DEMONS IN YOUR AREA TODAY
IT'S THE FACEBOOK OF SEX
LITERALLY A BOOK FULL OF SKINNED FACES
SUBMIT YOUR SKINNED FACE TO pleasureplanet.warp TODAY AND FIND MATCHES IN YOUR SUBSECTOR

>>44895274
Really tho, I would go for a daemonette to see how warp sex feels like

>>44895068
Dude, what if khornate tau actually do melee? Granted they aren't top dog in the physical game but every fire caste is fully trained in tau martial arts. Plus khorne really don't care whether it's melee or ranged long as its ain't magik™

How many skulls does one god need? I mean really, he's using them all for one throne. Why not make a series of chairs for your followers out of all those skulls, huh?

>>44894490
>>44895041
What about the Eldar? What would Eldar members of a Khorne-worshipping warband be like?

>>44896140
BECAUSE FUCK YOU!
You want a chair you little paintywaist? You got to make your own, or kill someone else and steal their chair. You got to earn the right to sit!

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>>44894267
Khorne doesn't give a fuck from where the blood flows. But his greatest champions are Khornate Space Marines, which still hate Xenos. So a xenos warband worshiping Khorne is okay, but them actually working alongside Khornate warbands is at best slightly lore bending.

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>>44894352
>He still thinks menstrual fluids are blood

>>44896140
DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW MANY SKULLS IT TAKES TO MAKE A COMFORTABLE CHAIR? THE CUSHION ALONE IS MASSIVE. AND DON'T GET ME STARTED ON THE SKULL ORNAMENTS! REMEMBER, THAT KHORNE IS A PRETTY HUGE GOD, HE AND KEEPING AN EYE ON EVERY SLAUGHTER IN THE GALAXY IS QUITE EXHAUSTING TOO!

>>44896211
Menstrual fluids are actually the inner lining if the woman's uterus shaved off via enzymes that eat it up. So that's actually more brutal than just bleeding.

>>44896191
I was promised that there would be blood and skull thrones, and now you're telling me I need to just steal someone else's chair? I bet if I was working with Tzeentch we'd get all the chairs we'd want.

>>44896219
Does Khorne give bonus points for comfortable skulls? How many heads have to be sat on before the right skulls are found and Khorne's back problems can be fixed?

>>44896231
If you were working for Tzeentch you wouldn't need a chair, you'd be a mewling pile of psuedopods.

>>44896258
No, infat comfortable skulls are worse. Discomfort leads to pain, pain leads to anger, Khorne hates being angry, but he is also is fueled by hatred and anger.

>>44896341
You might have a point, but I bet Nurgle gives his followers chairs. Slaanesh might even have a few chairs lying around, even though something's probably going to go up your ass if you sit on them.

>>44896183
>implying khaine is not already khorne

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Part of a balanced breakfast!

>>44896366
So the true goal of the khorne worshipper is to get uncomfortable skulls to make their boss angry and therefor more powerful.

What a strange relationship.

>>44896374
>Slaanesh might even have a few chairs lying around, even though something's probably going to go up your ass if you sit on them
Probably the whole chair. And you'd like it.

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>>44893390
Way I see it, Khorne works like Crom.
He doesn't grant his followers any unique Khornate spells, and he hates most sorcerers and psykers because they rely on cowardly tactics like mutating, infecting or mind controlling your enemies.
But if you fight well, and you don't use cowardly tactics, then he doesn't care if you use a chainsword or a sniper rifle or UNLIMITED POWER fired from your fingertips.
The other main thing being that he doesn't really reward witches. You want a daemon weapon? Go get it yourself.
So any amount of "Khornate Sorcerers" really just end up being Undivided that only summon daemons of Khorne, or maybe self-hating Slaaneshi whores.
Remember. He's a god of Anger. The more he hates you, the better.

>>44894352
Not unless there's copious violence and murder involved.

>>44896481
So, who's more into snuff movies? Khorne or Slaanesh?

Khorne hu ackbar

>>44893375
I like the fact Khorne is anti-magic, because there's actually a pretty cool reason behind it. The idea is that, while Khorne is all about bloodshed, it has to be blood you shed with your own hands. Magic isn't you killing your foes, it's you steal the power of the gods to kill your foes. It's you using the power of people stronger than you to kill your enemies for you. That, in Khorne's eyes, is cowardly. Using sniper rifles is fine, because those are weapons that were made by mortal hands. Using nukes is fine, because that's a weapon that was made by mortal hands. Using the sword-arm mutation you got after the last raid is fine, because that was gifted to you as a reward for proving yourself to the Blood God, it's something you earned with your own two hands. Magic isn't yours, it's you borrowing power that you don't deserve from beings far greater than you. Psykers are a parasite, drawing sustenance from the strength of beings far greater than them, except they have the gall to call that power their own and parade around as though they are something far greater than they really are.

That's why Khorne hates psykers. They're cowards that steal power that's not their own to do their work for them, and then have the nerve to pretend that they are great when nothing they did was really *their* accomplishment.

>>44896558
>khrone and slanesh settle there difrences over a shared love of snuf

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>>44897076
And hatefucking.
Lots of hatefucking.

>>44897076
UNLESS THE SNUFF FEATURE COMBAT, SLANEESHI.
KHORNE DONT WANNA WATCH ONE SIDE HAVING ALL THE FUN AND NOT GET THEIR BRAIN BITS EVERYWHERE.

>>44896140
>CHAIRS ARE COMFORTABLES
>SKULL CHAIRS ARE EVEN MORE COMFORTABLES
DOES KHORNE LOOKS LIKE THE GOD OF COMFY TO YOU, SLANEESHI FAG?

>>44898277
I don't know, his throne looks cozy.

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Well, time to get the ol' stamp out.

Ah, here it is.

++ ORDO MALLEUS INBOUND ++

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>>44898582
Just as planned

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>>44898582
DERANGED CHILDRENS OF THE CORPSE EMPERROR IS COMING! SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE!

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>>44899260
We have arrived.

All ships, prepare for purification bombardment.

Target all inhabited locations on the planet's surface.

Ready cyclonic torpedoes.

>>44898376
the skull throne gotta be bumpy as fuck, not to mention you might get a jagged piece of bone up your ass

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>>44899801
>imperial ship preparing for exterminatus
>sudden warp storm appear
>chaos ship come out with various mutated bits
>begin launching warped boarding pods with teeth that clamp in on target
>ship boarded
>pack of rabied zerkers rush out, taking heads and shooting anything that moves
>daemons from the warp pop in for lulz
>the remaining imperial force cower in the command centre
>tide of chain axes, bolters, fangs and claws other nasty shits lie on the other side of the weakened metal gate
WHERE IS YOUR EMPERROR NOW?

>>44893337
Age of Sigmar Slann steal Khorne's axe.
Wut happens?

>>44900602
Nothing because my heart has no place for Age of Shit.

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>>44900602
dunno much about AoS or WHFB, but Khorne probably gets reeeeaaaaally pissed off and rips Slaanesh a few new holes.

Also: >>44898277
DOES KHORNE LOOK LIKE A BITCH? NO, HE OBVIOUSLY DOESN'T.

HE MIGHT STILL WANT A GODDAMN COMFY CHAIR TO SIT IN.

>>44900859
>be khorne
>be blood god, ruinous power, one of the five
>be chilling in own realm
>be sitting on skull throne
>be really uncomfortable
>be hating on chair
>be-fuelling self with hate
>tfw the skull throne kept khorne in power

>>44901225
And he seems to have found a perpetuum mobile. Tzeentch ain't as smart as he thinks he is!

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Yay for the Blood Gawd!

I will take that miserable Ork's skull, and I shall have it as my cock!

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>>44896966
Great post my Khornate brother!

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>>44896204
aw it's not this pic. people seem to forget this one

>>44895361
Probably like a cactus in your rectum and your best orgasm at the same time. Forever.

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>"WE SOAR ON WINGS OF FIRE"

>>44902106
>Hey-o Brother

>>44893448
Skulls are intentionally hard to stack so that your mounting frustration builds to a frothing rage.

>>44902253
MAD MAX: KHORNE when?

>>44893337
Khorne is only above slaanesh in terms of power.

For everyone that lives by the sword there are 5 plotting against him, and 15 that live in misery under their opression.
Nurgle profits most from their emotions, then Tzeentch, and slaanesh is only fed by the excesses of the very few living without fear of violence.

>>44900039
>suddenly 10.000.000 grey knights teleport in
>and basically: NU-UH!

>>44894497
>Implying Khorne isn't a corpse

I haven't seen his fat ass get off his throne and do shit either.

>>44896966
>Using sniper rifles is fine, because those are weapons that were made by mortal hands. Using nukes is fine, because that's a weapon that was made by mortal hands
Nope?
only spilling blood with your own hands is worthy of khorne.
and by your logic mutations are also no-nos because they are also the power of the gods.
Just like the magic that was gifted to you, it is not your own.
Magic/psykerdom is also mutation, and a reward.

>>44902587
Does Nurgle ever do anything? Does Slaanesh ever do anything besides murderfucking mountains of cocaine? Does Tzeentch ever do anything aside from giggling like mad and screaming "JUST AS PLANNED!!!!!!" every time someone does something?

>>44902587
Maybe this is just in Warhammer Fantasy (RIP) but Khorne is unique among the Chaos gods for being the only one to actually personally engage in the inter god wars. He has on occasion walked out of his fortress to fuck up invading forces sent by his brothers. What a bad ass.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wG_KZPeRpR8

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>>44903883

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>>44896395

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>>44903982

>>44896388
Khaine is Khorne's bitter old grandad who will shank you with two razor blades in a toothbrush handle so it doesn't heal right.

>>44902253
i think they are the same pic look at the planet in the background