>A group of armed humans barricades themselves inside a forest

>>44583036
I call them faggots and burn down the forest.

>>44583036
The Elves can speak for themselves, they don't need random humans for that

I call for a little investigation because this sounds suspicious.

>>44583036
Bunch of fucking dingus

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>>44583036
>that goddamn pocket-constitution

The elves slaughter them for embarrassing their name and hang their entrails from the branches.

>>44583131
Then they do the same to this guy for trying to burn down their forest.

>>44583191
>implying
Holy Promethium>>>elves

>>44583036
Get the Elf sex expert on the phone and have her check their credentials.

>>44583207
Except no.Enjoy the branches. Some might be slightly charred.

>>44583329
If the elves are so great, why do they live in the forest?
Checkmate atheists.

>>44583360
>living in a dirty town with designated shitting streets
>not in clean fresh forest
Shows what you know.

>>44583360
The air is nicer and the trees tell nice stories.

>>44583391
As opposed to what, designated shitting branches?

>>44583405
Not if they're burned down

>>44583411
They aren't settled down like a town would be? Annoying, but way less diseases and stink.

>>44583412
But they aren't burned down.

>>44583036

>Had they been Dark Elfs they would have been shot down.

>>44583715
Yeah, there's no way it would have been allowed to progress to this point

>>44584359
yeah, "dark elves" would never be allowed to violently destroy other people's property, and then be given "more space" by the ruling bodies. again

>>44583036
leave them, they'll come out when they get hungry and then we send them to the mad house.
The mad house thinks it's a mimic.

all of them flaunt #ElfLivesMatter banners

A fort that's merely closed for the winter, mind you. Also, they forgot to pack enough rations.

>>44585107
They did plead to those who consider themselves allies to send them snacks...

Because "years worth of provisions" was apparently a HUGE overstatement.

>>44585143
They don't seem to understand how a siege works do they? Ok how many men will this take? Can we just fence off the area? Can I offload the paperwork?

>>44583036
Leave them to actual Elves to deal with.

Have painkillers ready.

>>44584443
I can't "tell" what you're "trying" to "imply".

>>44585143
I would like to see a citation on this for hilarity.

>>44588899

http://i100.independent.co.uk/article/oregon-terrorists-dont-plan-siege-very-well-put-out-plea-for-snacks-and-supplies--ZJglh9sRjx

Bit of an overstatement. One member asked others to send snacks before they even arrived.

So maybe they do have what they need meal-wise, but they just might get the munchies.

Also: Yall'queda waging Yeehawd

I use my Bradley tanks to shoot fire into the building and then say the elf lovers did it

>>44590666
Silly americans, bringing guns and ammo but forgetting food and water.

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>>44583036
simple

>>44583036
Goddamnit, because of Y'allQueda that's the ONLY thing anyone is going to remember about us all fucking year.

They aren't even Oregonian!
They're from Nevada!

>>44591049
Aww don' be like that.

Oreegawn Trail taught us'n we kin jus shoot food.

An' blood is what? Mostly water, right?

>>44591128
Hey, as an Anon living in Washington, is it ok for me to laugh at you? I'm new to the Pacific Northwest and I don't know if that's cool yet or not.

>>44591292
>>44591292
No, it's NOT cool.
Everyone already laughs at the PacNorth already, even thought the rest of the fucking country drinks horse piss for beer and unironically likes it for some reason, or smokes weed that tastes like the dirt it came out of and thinks it's genuinely "dank".
Just to be clear, I live in Seattle now. Just pisses me off that the PacNorthwest is actively ignored by the entire country and the first publicity we get is these hicks from Nevada.

>>44591292
Oregon is the closest thing we have to a brother-state. Treat them as allies.

>>44583036

>The elves watch this development with a mix of concern and amusement

>>44591410
Be quiet Oregon, no one cares.

>>44591410
my dawg, have you heard of portlandia?

>>44591494
Word that.

>>44591709
This is actually how I get all my information about the Northwest.

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>>44583439
>way less diseases and stink.