What's the taste of raw Eldar flesh?

>>44554474
Chicken.
It's always chicken.

>>44554474
judging by their coxed - bland and tasteless

>>44554474
Why is Undyne hugging Ornstein?

>>44554522
I'm not sure whether to hate you for making that joke or myself for getting it.

Probably both.

>>44554484
Nah, that's Tzeentch daemons

>>44554474
Stale cum.

>>44554522
I'd ship it.

Into the Eye of Terror...

>>44554484

Long chicken.

>>44554474
Sunshine and farts, what the hell kind of question is that?

>>44554762
Well, the Guard have to eat something. And Imperial rations aren't up to much.

>>44554474
It taste like pussy.
Because they're pussies.
...the joke is over, you're free to go.

>>44554474

Mozzarella cheese

>>44554522
Well, they have at least one thing in common.
And it's love for spears.

>>44554484
Are Dark Eldar dark meat?

>>44554474
The beauty of taus are highly exaggerated by the guardsmen

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>>44555605
Greatly

>>44555386
both guard captains, too

>>44554544
Don't worry, I get it too.
But to be fair, DS isn't that bad

>>44554474
Probably like ostrich.

Really lean 'red' meat.

>>44555386
>>44558097
Both also cause collateral damage in any room they're in, too.

>>44554474
THAT IS NOT FUCKING CANON!

>>44559225
Yeh it is

Dunno why you feel so strong about the munchies

>>44555605
They're like sailors. Months without seeing women start to make them desperate and anything vaguely feminine is seen as better than it really is.

>>44559207
likely even worse

no fat at all

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>>44554474

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>>44559238
Female Guard are canon, Anon.

>>44560125
This is canon. There are even full squads, platoons, whatever they are called of guardsmen filled with just women command by a female commissars. Yet there a lot less lesbian motif around them than SoBs.

>>44560153
>commanded by female commissars

Nope. There are all-women regiments, there are female Commissars. I even imagine that female Commissars mostly get assigned to female regiments.

But Commissars do not command. Officers command (and there are female officers too, of course). Commissars oversee, discipline and punish.

Except for Ibrahim Gaunt, they do *not* command.

>>44560175
technically all of them are capable of command

it's just that in the ideal scenario they won't need to

>>44560175
>But Commissars do not command.

Who is going to stop her from doing it ?

>>44554474
Cum, you are what you eat.

>>44560261
>Tasting his gene-seed.jpg
http://imgur.com/0JyrM12

>>44560309
double heresy

>>44555991
>>44554474
Do tau females even have breasts (cannonically)?
Are they considered mammals?

>>44560381
I think the canon description for them is "virtually identical to males except for-" and i can't remember what the difference was.

>>44560399
Y slits on their head and their faces are smoother is about the only difference.

>>44560201
Apart from the very limited circumstance where the Commissar has executed the CO for cowardice or disobeying orders and needs to take temporary command, then the Commissariate will stop her.

Commissars do have oversight, it's just not part of the conventional chain of command.

>>44560381
there are half-taus ?

>>44560493
No there aren't, the ethereals are a bit of a stick in the mud when it comes to sexual interaction between the species in there Empire.

>>44560399
Was the tau reproduction cycle ever explained? For all i know they might as well lay eggs.

>>44560569
Didn't they just mass cloned puretide or something like that ?

>>44560569
A Tau male and female are locked in a pitch black room and then left there for three hours.

No one knows what actually happens in there. All that can heard is horrible screaming, crashing sounds, and thudding. Followed by more screaming horrific screaming. In end, a great wet plop sound is heard and then followed by violent sucking sounds akin that last for 10 minutes.

After the three hours are up. The two subjects are released from the room. It' known that subjects tend to be traumatized by the experience both physically and mentally, and need to spend many weeks to recover from the ordeal. If the test try did not take, then the same subjects will be put into the same room for an extended amount of time.

>>44560613
Do they use the slits on their heads during the act?

>>44560613
So just like human reproduction then.

>>44560642
yes, thats where the bees go

>>44560642
Unknown.

But it's noted that the male slit is bruised up and painfully swollen after intercourse while the female slit is not.

>>44560675
You mean to say that little kitten has been doing it wrong this entire time? No wonder Shadowsun dumped him.

>>44560493
heh Taus cant even have child with people from different caste

>>44560493
stop thinking with your dick

>>44560766
by etheral's law i mean

>>44560806
some times it happens and usually they tend to excel at specific shit.

>>44560848
So tau are just like germ*n then ?

>>44560722
It's a seahorse situation

>>44560857
I always thought tau were more like wild west americans.

Manifest destiny and all the like