>You've misplaced the keys to your plate armor

CALL THE LOCKSMITH

Why the fuck did I put a lock on my armor?

>>44547715

You sure? You already checked in the usual spots and retraced your steps when you last had them?

I mean, it'd be no big deal if they just charged you $15-35 like it was any other key, but dealerships now are putting fancy microchips in all these fucking keys, even if your plate armor doesn't have any chip-related tech in it, so they can charge you fucking $900 for a new key.

>>44547761
To stop people getting into it.

>>44547681
>using plate armor
>not using superior cloak
>not simply striking from the shadows and slipping away unseen
>laughingrogues.jpg

>>44547786
Well, it's working.

>>44547761
protect yourself from the Bodysnatchers

>>44547800
So in this /tg/-setting, people seal themselves away in armour to stop their bodies getting snatched.

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> wearing armour
> not charging into battle naked so you can fully enjoy the pleasures and bloodlust of battle.
Yous is cowards

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>>44547681
I'm going to assume that the key is to a container in which all the pieces are kept.


If that is not the case, could someone point out where the lock is supposed to be?

>>44547997
>If that is not the case, could someone point out where the lock is supposed to be?

Near the engine block.