If Mork and Gork aint reel, 'ho made da orkz? Chek m8 ayythists

>>44522471
The C'tan

>>44522471
The old ones. The orks created gork and mork.

>>44522490
Thats only a theroy Mr.Necron
Next you'll tell me the old ones were a bunch of slippy frogs

Orkz ain't made ya grot! Yer either wuz an ork all da time or ya wuzn't!

So the Ork's pantheon is based in circular logic?

>>44522471
werent da orkz made by an ancient civilization to fight tyranids? Genetically engineered to be strong but dumb cannon fodder?

>>44522471
Orkz just popped up because the 'verse needed a good krumpin.
And the first orkz to pop up were Gork and Mork, for they were the krumpiest.

>>44522471
Look at dis git, sayin Gork 'n' Mork ain't real! Tell dat to da boss.

>>44522541
Fedr- fuddor- Git detected, goz to /r9k/ or git krumpt

>>44522471
>ayythists
>not orktheists
Come on.

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>>44522471
>If Mork and Gork aint reel, 'ho made da orkz?
>Chek m8 ayythists

Sorry Newb. It was the Slann. Toad you so!

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>>44522515
>Next you'll tell me the old ones were a bunch of slippy frogs
No, they were a bunch of Slippy Toads, duh.

The Old Ones made the Orks to fight the Necrons.

>>44525094
>said the overly egocentric necron

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"We are the Orks; we're 'ere 'cos we're 'ere - 'nuff said."