I heard a story once about a young Russian man who inherited

>>44520882
>What would you do with the money TG?
I'd fund the creation of several /tg/ related animated tv shows.

Subliminal marketing to make normies think /tg/ stuff is the next in thing

Like ideally to the point that 'wargame chic' is an actual phrase used to describe a runway at some point.

>>44520882
I'd pay off my debts and make my own /tg/

>>44520950
No. Look, I'm not some shut in who thinks tg should never be anymore than what it is now.

I mean just yesterday I was explaining to my girlfriend of almost a year now about how I've ran games for most of 4 years.

Things like tg need to be carefully handled on a personal friend or family base I find. Else you get a bunch of people running into not knowing what's going on.

>>44520882
>driven 4 hours deep into the Russian forest. They stopped at a random hotel for the night
Not a thing that actually happens in Russia. When you're in the forest you won't find any hotels. Or people.

>>44521022
I think hotel means roach motel for this case.

>>44520950
Fuck off. Normies have ruined comic books and videogames already like they did before with Gangster rap culture and Metal.

>>44520918

I like you

>>44521034
Not even that

>>44520960
>make my own /tg/
With blackjack, and hookers?

Buy everyone on /tg/ a /tg/ related present.
Pay off debt
New car
invest half in low risk ventures with decent dividends
Open my own FLGS as a non-for-profit organisation, with all profits made above and beyond store costs being put back into the local community
And finally hold a yearly /tg/ convention where we can all gather for games and stuff for a weekend.

>>44521170

I like you the most

Literally nothing probably, live a comfy little neet hikki life

>>44521170
Quick let's all buy this man lotto tickets.

Hire people to track down and smack anyone who unironically used the term 'normie'

>>44521659
You fucking normie

REEEEEEEEE

>party with all my friends
>die

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>>44521042
All those Normies, Driving around in their lowe riders, listening to raps and shooting all the jobs.

Pay off my debts, put my sister through college build a sailboat, sail the world and start a charitable foundation to spend the rest of the money (while paying a modest salary to me).

Probably set aside another portion in trust for my family.

>>44520882

I'd buy myself land, some for real estate, some for preservation.
Then I'd buy myself an affordable, but nice apartment, or maybe build a reasonably sized house.
I'd give three million dollars to my 3 friends.
19 billion dollars I'd give to charity.
Whatever's left is kept for emergencies.

>>44520882
now, that's a party.

>>44521022
this triggered my senses too. Russian hotels are in cities,near major freeway turnpikes/crossroads and near airports.

OP obviously is not from Russia

Russian Immigrant here

>>44521042
>"Normies" ruining Metal

Metal is a bunch of ordinary working class fucks playing guitar in their garage. It's fucking Spock-beard steampunk hipster fucks like you that ruined it.

Same with rap, honestly: bunch a broke-ass niggas standing on the block, trying to talk shit with some kinda style. It didn't blow up until suburban whit kids started buying it.

I would buy a small apartment in Manhattan, furnish it with my nerd stuff, and then probably never come out again.

Because fuck all of you, I don't like people enough to want to interact with you even if I had money to burn. It's not like I'd be desperate enough to buy friends just so I can feel like I have a real life.

>>44522155
Under the circumstances, I'd assume the mad billionaire built a hotel in the middle of the forest specifically for this event, designed to look like it was just randomly there.

>>44520882
I'd invest half into businesses to get more funding, and the other half into space research. It's not much, but maybe ot will be enough seed money to start up asteroid mining.

I would put it in a savings account and live comfortably from the interests.

>>44520882
That sounds like the stupidest goddamn waste of money on the planet.

>>44520882
I'd probably go back to college. Use the money to support myself while I try my hand at being a novelist. also >>44520918

>>44522629
I mean, when you have that much money it becomes so superfluous you might as well do insane shit like that. Experience of a lifetime for that dudes friends

>>44520882
this sounds absolutely retarded

>>44520882
Buy a single miniature from Games Workshop.

>>44522582
You do realize that a savings account is a terrible way to invest, right? They yield like 1% and aren't even that secure. By law, bank accounts are only guaranteed up to a quarter million dollars in the event of the bank's failure.

If you want ultimate safety, municipal bonds can't be beat. They yield about 4% these days, and are tax exempt.

But really, when you're investing billions of dollars, you can do a lot of cool stuff like buying a controlling interest in entire companies and engaging in cool venture capital projects that yield way more money than conventional investments.

>>44520882
I would hire 30 women who look like Sinclair (the girl in your pic) to be my full time staff.

And then go on to create the ultimate harem.

Or end world hunger, I dont know.

>>44520882
I'd probably go and shit up isis

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>>44520882
>$20 billion
Fuck's sake, that basically infinite monies.

I hire Wim Delvoye to build a full-scale version of one of his crazy techno-gothic skyscrapers (pic related) in a major US city, with Theo Kamecke and Kris Kuksi handling the interior design. Put maybe 3 or 4 billion into the project, with the top quarter as my home and the rest rented out for office space, restaurants, etc. to cover the upkeep costs. After that's done, call up Marino Columbo and commission them to build a version of their U-010 submarine yacht concept, with the same artistic team from my tower collaborating on its appearance.

Hire the creepiest looking k-pop qt3.14s I can find to be my retinue, and dress them up in sexy baroque style costumes. Then it's a matter of seeing if the current prince of Sealand would be interested in selling it to me, so I could legitimately style myself with a title.

After that, I set about living off the remaining 13 or so billion as an eccentric nobleman and style icon, trolling the fuck out of lefty philanthropic billionaires like Gates, Buffet and Soros, while making the Saudis and Emiratis look unimaginative and dull by comparison.

I create a PMC and go fuck up bad people.

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>>44520882
>Purchase 1000 acres of empty land just north of my home town.

>convert 950 of it into fully functional farmland. Mostly strawberries, satsumas, and chickens.

>Northernmost 50 gets turned into a biology experiment in conjunction with nearby college's agriculture department.
>separate into 7 contained sections. >Each is environmentally controlled with different parameters.
>flock of chickens in each section.
>each section gets different diets.
>record changes over generations to show speciation in progress
>rub it in creationist faces.

>southernmost 50 gets turned into isolated mansion.
>"Mansion" is actually ten decent-sized two-story suburban homes loosely connected by covered walkways and shared rec room in the center.
>move my gaming crew from all over down here, put them and their families up in style.

> start my own game company.
> focus on producing quality games, instead of making a profit.

> Bank the rest and give a portion of the interest to charity each year.

I'd buy GW, and hire some of the crazy talented sculptors out there to modernize every army to the same level, including good rules. Call it a reboot of 40k called Warhammer: Future set a few thousand years after current fluff.

>>44520882
Fund a proper 40k RPG vidya based on Dark Heresy or Rogue Trader.

>>44524042
Nigga, you need to set have only one set of independent variables. Control the parameters of the environments and keep the diets the same, or change the diets and keep the environments the same. You should only ever have one independent variable in an experiment unless a previous experiment of yours indicates that dependent variable is affected by more than one independent variable, and you need to wait a few generations to get that first 'experiment'.

>>44524062
Warhammer 4.20k?

>>44520882
Hire a bunch of artists, sculptors, etc and turn my dieselpunk miniatures game from a nearly complete rule doc on my computer into a reality.

Might just see about buying an existing minis company to accomplish that end.

>>44520882
>inherit 20 billion dollars
>billion with a B
>wat do

Start my own private army, I guess.

Either that or straight up buy GW in a hostile takeover and restaff it with competent employees at the upper levels who give a shit about the hobby.

>>44520882
I'd fund science.

>>44520882
Fund Space Marine 2

>>44524998
I'd rather have dawn of war 3.

>>44520882
Keep living the NEET dream.

Pay my parents enough money for their troubles so far, something extra and then get a nice apartment and be gone.

Maybe finally buying some boardgames from 'Murika since I can't buy them in my third world country, with that extra money I can finally pay for shipping and customs house taxes.

>>44524042
>Northernmost 50 gets turned into a biology experiment in conjunction with nearby college's agriculture department.
>separate into 7 contained sections. >Each is environmentally controlled with different parameters.
>flock of chickens in each section.
>each section gets different diets.
>record no changes over generations to show lack of speciation in progress
>realize you've been living a lie
>get butt fucked by demons
have fun :^)

>>44524042
>Purchas 1000 acres
>Convert 950 into farmland
>Northernmost 50 into a biology experiment
>Southernmost 50 into a mansion

There's an extra 50 acres somewhere here.

>>44520882
Buy GW and make them get their shit together:
>Make Tyranids not suck
>Make Chaos not laughably bad
>Buff SoB, nerf Grey Knights, and then fold them, ST, and Inq back into one codex
>Ultrasmurfs no longer Mary Sues who do no wrong
>Necrons are scarier and more robotic
>Tau get retconned into an empire large enough to actually matter
>Codex of minor xenos races is released
>Campaigns become interactive again
>Plot advances because of this

>>44524164
It's less 'experiment' and more 'project', artificially creating a ring species.

I think a lot of you dont understand how much 20 billion dollars is. That is literally more than what some countries earn in a year.

>>44526347
>nerf Grey Knights
Hello, how are things in 5th edition?

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>>44525837
oh those? those we make a giant earthen butplug to shove into OPs gaping, faggot asshole, because it has already grown to accomodate the 30 acre plug. We can tell he has out grown it because hes making stupid threads again.

>>44528858
Alright, I'm not sure how bullshit they are on the tabletop. My bad. But their lore needs to be toned the fuck down from "Psychic Ultrasmurfs, but somehow WORSE".