Best Golem Materials?

>>44516420
Other golems. A golem golem.

>>44516420
Antimatter
Neutronium
Meme
Duct Tape
WD-40
Dice

>>44516440
yo wizad we heard ya like golems

so we made a golem outa golems so ya can animate while ya animatin

Nokia 3310

>>44516420
Wood. Make golems disguised as dolls to protect the Baron's children.

>>44516420
Ashes.

Hitler was on his way to building the largest ash golem in history before the Allies stormed the Reichstag.

>>44516420
Blood

>>44516520
But you are you going to assemble it into the form of a golem? You need to be able to work the material at least once and I can't think of a way to do it.
Nintendium is a possibly alternative. Amazingly tough not not quite unbreakable.

Has anyone ever made a vacuum golem?

>>44516628
Yeah, but it sucked.

>>44516552
Assemble it with duct-tape and super glue.

>>44516628
I tried once, but when I needed it it just collapsed on me.

>>44516632
A weapon to surpass Metal Gear?!

>>44516649
>Drizz't? DRIZZ'T? DRIIIIZZZZZZZ'T!

>>44516420
Hate.

>>44516649
Metal Gear?

>>44516420

Time.

Or Space.

Actually a space golem could be really interesting. An intelligent pocket dimension with several portals it uses to interact with other planes of existence.

>>44516737
>An intelligent pocket dimension with several portals it uses to interact with other planes of existence.

>it uses said portals to manipulate raw elemental energies into golems under its own control

Huh

>>44516420
Black holes

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>>44516420
Mimetic Polyalloy

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>>44516420
gunpowder

Semen. With OP around, it'll be in abundance.

>>44516420
Internet.

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Tar. Yeah, it has its downsides, but it was hilarious when i hit a party with tar golems at one point. Especially when they were on the PCs' airship.

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>>44516420
Suit of armor
But by that point you may as well jsut go with Living Armor which isn't really different

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>>44516420

Pic related.

Calzones

For some fucking reason, the first thing that came into my mind was 'period blood'

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>>44516420
Lego.

Wands

>>44517308

Living Armor isn't a golem?

>>44516420
The corpses of your enemies' loved ones.

Underage teenage girls.

>>44518895
In 2e DnD they are different.
Think it had to do with what magics where used to animate it. If I recall correctly, a captured elemental spirit animated golems, while Living Armor was animated by one of the wizard/cleric magic spheres (maybe invocation/evocation?)

>>44519025
Wasn't necromancy also an option by binding a formerly living soul to it? Or am I thinking of a different edition/system?

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>>44516420
>Best Golem Materials?

>>44516420
I always like the bog-standard statue-that-is-also-a-stone-golem. Especially when the "statue" is a nice column.

Nothing like the whole party playing "is it load-bearing?" while pre-emptive striking various architectural features.

>>44519135
theres a creature in 3e that looks like a column at rest i will see if i can find it.

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>>44519248
ah found it caryatid column fiend folio page 30

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>>44516508
Wow, that's so fresh and original.gjob.

>>44516528
>Hitler uncovers the ancient art of golem making

This could definitely work in a WWII with magic setting. Just make magic a lost art, only practised among secret societies. Base the magic on Old Testament shenanigans.

Also, would it be economical for a wizard to build a Wickerman and subsequently use the ashes of those burnt to animate an ash golem? Or could all those ashes be better spent on something else?

Feelings.

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>>44519692

Shit.

Fiberglass insulation

>>44516528
But the golem is Jewish

my favorite character has been a golem made out of dirty old rags that liked to play detective

>>44519446
>Old Testament shenanigans
You're leaving out the fact that the Nazis literally had a group dedicated to the Occult.
An ancient Norse rune-based magic system styled after computer programming would be a lot more fitting.

>>44517375
Holem.

Iron enough to make a nail,
Lime enough to paint a wall,
Water enough to drown a dog,
Sulfur enough to stop the fleas,
Poison enough to kill a cow,
Potash enough to wash a shirt,
Gold enough to buy a bean,
Silver enough to coat a pin,
Lead enough to ballast a bird,
Phosphor enough to light the town.

>>44519047
I think Bone Golems in 2e DnD where animated by captured souls, but couldn't be turned like undead.
But I'm not 100% sure, I haven't looked at the 2e MM in a decade and a half fuck I'm getting old

>>44516440
Voltron golem?

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>>44516420
Plasma

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>>44516420
Semen

Toenails.

>>44516420
Lube

>>44519884
>Not Asbestos insulation
Plebian.

>>44520752
>golem that can get slurped to death by random wenches
nah

>>44519893
So were the raw materials.

After all, Hitler never did anything self-defeating. Ever.

>>44516420
Butter and toilet paper, made in my own image

Hair golem.
It's disgusting enough that most people will not bother it, soft enough to use as a pillow/bed, and resilient enough to be hacked to bits and still be stuck together
No, seriously, you ever baked a clump of hair? That shit is exceptionally difficult to break.

>>44516481

Is Pepe a meme golem?