FILENAME THREAD

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>>44479551
Just what causes that?

>>44479575
Really bad genetics or maybe mama didn't hear that drinking during a pregnancy isn't a good thing.

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>>44479551
>>44479575
>>44479629
say what you want for his mutation but he takes good care of his body.

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>>44479850
Not hard to when you spend all day ringing church bells.

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>>44479862

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>>44479863
someone has to do it.

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>>44479872

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>>44479880

>>44479863
Get it?
Notre-dame!
Ahahaha!

Sick reference bro!

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>>44479903

>>44479906
faggot

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>>44479863

>>44479877
god I loved this arc

>>44479906
FUCKING BEANER

>>44479906
Mad, Mong?

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>>44479935

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>>44479880

Goddamn it, Wizzles. Get your shit together.

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>>44479952
That kills the only entertainment value of Wizard, though.

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>>44479880

That was one of the only good episodes of Wizard.

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>>44479957
Exactly.
>>44479952
>>44479956
See?

>>44479551

I'm not sure if he has a really large neck or if there is no neck and his head is just resting on his back.

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>>44479971

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>>44479940
captain /pol/try was too good for this world.

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>>44479973
The latter. Look closer - can you find a throat?

>>44480237
I kek'd.

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>>44479551

>>44479551

Is it his head that's big or his body that's small?

>>44480496
It's his neck is absent.

>>44480455

Oh hey, there's a SFW version of this one? Neat.

>>44480529
...There's an NSFW version? I need to see this.

>>44480438
Sauce?

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>>44480548
Well... +1 for trigger discipline

>>44480548

Form is proper, though the garnishing on that weapon would make a /k/ommando cry.

>>44480600
>form is proper
>jerking the trigger like a maniac
>slide on the Deagle recoiling FORWARD not backward
>no high tang grip
>not even shooting isosceles

Yeah fucking right.

>>44480636
To be fair anon, if someone can make their Deagle's slide go forwards, and still fire the gun. You should not fuck with them, they are some sort of reality warper, a higher being, or something that doesn't understand how guns work.

>>44480548
It's like looking at a decorative cake that doubles as a gun.

>>44480600

this>>44480636

plus
>any /k/ommando crying over something being done to Deagle
GTFO Jace

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>>44480705
thatisthejoke.flac

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>>44480636
>shooting isosceles
Pillowbiter. Men shoot bullseye.

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I don't have a filename for this, but given that /k/ is now a topic of discussion...

>>44480791
>goddammit sergi the muslims are laughing at us.jpg

>>44480355
Holy shit.

>>44480703
Or just a slav.

>>44480371
>Blade Baaaahrrier

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>>44480540
I got you homie.

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>>44480257
hmm, sauce, please ?

>>44480507
I laways laught at this one.

>>44480568
>Not naming it "A Song Of Dice And Fire"

>>44480791
>Witchcrafted weapon

>>44479850
And it's all for naught because he's still hideous.

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>>44479551
SLAAD SLAAD SLAAD

>>44480994
damn that's impressive

>>44480936
pretty sure it's this
http://exhentai.org/g/883146/e638bf768a/

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>>44480996
It's actually heavily inspired by 3,5. I heard the guy wrote the novels after his D&D canpaign fell apart, or something, but those might be just rumors.
But yeah, the references are all over the place, like Cocytus being a literal gelugon and so on.

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>>44481038
WHat's with all the dank /fit/ memes today?

Is that SIR's NYR comic spilling over the boards?

>>44481077
Blame the OP, he reminded me of the frog tech pic.

>>44480343

I love this gif.

It's the one thing that made me fully realize that everyone is a cheeky fuck on the inside.

>>44481106
Hard fucking core.

>>44481097
Can I stick my dick in it for Fire Enchantment?

>>44481119
Only if a wizard is involved, and your dick is at least +1.

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>>44481119
Only your dick is metal.

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>>44481119
It's for knives and swords, not needles

>>44481077
>that story

Jesus Christ

>>44479551
I wonder if he tried to kill himself at one point, but then couldn't get the rope around his head.

>>44481076
Vol 7 might as well be a recording of how to be a terrible DM.
>opened the wrong door?
>you die
>stepped on a teleport trap?
>you get ported to the roach room

>>44480636
It's an air soft gun. Anime Sabagebu

>>44481078
A credit to his race!

>>44481149
Well that is pretty much the Tomb of Horrors.

>>44481158
yes but what are the definitions of the types themselves?

>>44481211

For some reason, I see this and start thinking about Don Knotts.

>>44481232
did he just win in one turn before his opponent could make any moves?

Were filename threads better in the past, or am I just looking through it with rose colored glasses?

A good filename subverts the audiences expectations of the picture, or makes you look at the image in a new light. This is where the humor comes from.

Alternatively, you can have an inherently funny picture, and recaption it with your filename.

But there's a weird trend with some of these, of just taking some nonfunny media and recaptionining it with an accurate but not funny description description.

Like Enlarge Person on a picture of someone literally growing bigger. Would you look at that guys? he's enlarging! it's like he's casting the spell Enlarge Person on himself! But he doesn't play DND HAHAHAHAHAHA EH? EH? EH?

Where did your wit go /tg/?


>>44481233
what's the sauce on this tho?

>>44481266
>what's the sauce on this tho?
The source is Fuck Off, by Salty Cunt Entertainment.

>>44481266
>>Where did your wit go /tg/?
How 'bout you show us some of yours, if it's that much better?

>>44481077
Fucking hell.

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>>44480869
Sauce?

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>>44481164
oh shit

>>44481274
Found it actually.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2UPUhn9hpTU

>>44481284
I never said I was funnier though. Chefs and shitty food.analogy, and all that. I ain't gonna derail the thread further, I'll just hide it. Shame though that I have to add filename threads to my filter. These used to be a source of entertainment.

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>>44481246
Not just that, he milled him to death in a single turn.

>>44479906
anus

>>44480000
>>44479877
Who is that guy?

>>44481341
10/10 I was not expecting that.

It made me view that whole picture in a new light.

I only wish I could +1 such an elegant post more than once.

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>>44481266
It's nostalgia. There's been shitty filenames in every thread since they were thought up.
You just forget the forgettable. It's always been present.

>>44480193
is that Brent?

>>44481211
Hardcore slinky.

>>44481246
Welcome to Yugi since gladial beasts. Tournaments are decided by rock, paper scissors.

>>44481266
These things go in cycles.
People come up with original filenames, good and bad, and post them. Others see these, like some of them, and save them with the same name. Over time threads gradually become increasingly stale as these images are repeatedly recycled, eventually leading to backlash. Emphasis shifts to original filenames, both good and bad. Over time, the previously stale content becomes more palatable with reduced exposure. Cycle repeats.

It's not that they were better in the past; rather, in the past even the older, reposted content was fresh to you, creating the impression that more content is being created than really is. Now, you've caught up with the backlog, so to speak, and see the trickle of good OC for what it is.

>>44481266
There's a lot of underage in this thread.

>>44481246
>>44481342
To be more precise he tricked him into milling himself.

>>44481266
>Claims to have enjoyed filename threads before
>Didn't know the source for >>44481233 which is literally posted at least once every filename thread with the exact same name
Fuck off newfag.

>>44481473
>Druid-monk
Just so you know, pure druids do that better.

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>>44481246
Welcome to Yugioh, where OTK decks are the tournament standard.

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>>44481509
what is that?

>>44481233
Oh shit, what's the sauce? Looks like a music video.

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>>44481520
Ironclad

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>>44481473
>That chokeout

Fucking brutal

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>>44481536
looks good, i'll check that out

>>44481520
Ironglad, an absolutely ridiculous movie that tries its hardest to be all grimderp and historically accurate.

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>>44481556
ah...it's not about killing saracens

>>44481509
>greater cleave

>>44480598
Why the hell is there a m1 clip?

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>>44481423
Wh... What exactly am I looking at here? I mean, morons, obviously, but what exactly are they trying to accomplish, outside of making themselves look like the fucking Star Wars Kid?

>>44481584
>What exactly am I looking at here?
Weeb Kung Fu.

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>>44481509
what do you mean you cancelled it?

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>>44481684
Oh my.

>>44480993
the fuck.

>>44480844
underrated

>>44481941
protip: it's not bestiality if they were human when the sex started

>>44481985
Not "Lvl 1 Wizard"
You had One job

>>44480548
Am I taking crazy pills or is that slide going... Foreword?

>>44481396
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xWHI80-o6us&ab_channel=tubes7816

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>>44482001
better?

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>>44481357
pretty sure thats Falcon after he becomes Captain America

>>44481556
it's shit

>>44482015
You have redeemed yourself. Go forward with Satan's blessing

>>44479575
Jumping too high on the bed

>>44481964
Keep telling yourself that furry.

>>44479863
nice

>>44481152
richkids.jpg

>>44482087
I speak of wisdom greater than myself. http://oglaf.com/trousersnake/

>>44481964
even if you cum in her whilst you're an animal?

>>44481616
Jesus christ

>>44481140

Nah, he might look a bit funny, but dude has a great physique, limited field of vision aside.

>>44481473
No words, only dreams.

>>44481997

Do the people that get those ever have the ability to actually control the third arm?

>>44482275
Jie-Jie (in the picture) had his taken off when he was 3 months old, doctors said it was non-functional.

As for 'ever' - the condition is rare, and rarer still is having a fully-formed limb, usually you just get a few fingers or toes in the wrong place.

>>44481867
lol, that's pretty good.
Good way of poking fun at dms who are overzealous about making them fall.

Because explaining jokes make them even better.
I hope I got it right

>>44482255
>Nah, he might look a bit funny, but dude has a great physique
Yeah but before he started working out maybe. Like mid teen years.
As an adult whatever. Someone will accept it or even be into it, and love the bod.

>>44481867

America, I will not deny you're a better country than mine, but sometimes, I wonder of the quality of your people.

>>44479575
Looks to me like that zombie virus from Left 4 Dead.

>>44482412
Yes anon. You got the joke.

>>44482466
TAAAAANK!

>>44482465
There's at least one site saying it's fake. For the sake of my sanity I'm also going to call it bullshit.

http://www.snopes.com/cassidy-boon-drowning/

>>44481126
God of flavortown.jpg

>>44481065
I don't remember how to bypass sadpanda, but thanks.

>>44479551
SONTAR-HA! SONTAR-HA! SONTAR-HA!

>>44481997
Genestealer Hybrid!

>>44480962
They made a comic of edgardo and a guy called squid? I'm gonna need that.

>>44481033
Vostroyen Techpriest.png

>>44480303
What the fuck is this. Is there a person in there? How does it work?!

>>44482629
Eh, at that size it's barely half a blip counter.

>>44482710
A robot.
No.
It's a lot of robot parts shaped like hands for some reason.

>>44481246
Maxx C is a card that lets you draw off Special Summons throughout a turn at instant speed, giving you card advantage to work off of while your opponent is building board advantage. Sometimes players end up taking on something called the "Maxx C Challenge", which is like the cinnamon challenge but you go Special Summoning so hard you see how much your opponent can draw out.

Turns out the guy had a lot of balls.

>>44481616
Did he died?

>>44480994
>>44481041
Sauce: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCAL3JXZSzSm8AlZyD3nQdBA

>>44481357
Sam Wilson, the Falcon. He's had his personality inverted and become evil.

>>44481115
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Llewellyn_Chilson

>Join Army
>Become a fucking war hero
>Go back in to be a recruiter
>Survive near death on several occasions
>Retire to be a gas station owner/taxi driver
This guy was a PC, pure and simple.

>>44481038
>animorphs.jpg

>>44482041
Gee anon, your mom lets you have TWO Revans?

>>44481964
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>>44482087
I thought it was only bestiality if the non-human isn't sapient.

>>44480347
You can't take assassin in get anon - it's probably levels in ninja

>>44484532
It is.

Don't tell that to bronies.

>>44484532
Well, technically, if an animal is sapient, it's not an animal anymore. And if it's not an animal, it's not beastiality.

>>44484853
but what about a non sentient human? Like he or she had some brain damage and such

>>44484853
Humans are animals though, unless we're going by the "animals are beasts" definition, with beasts being non sapient.

>>44484867
Then it's probably some form of rape since the other party is incapable of consent.

>>44482008
that part on top of the barrel usually doesn't move, just the rear part of the slide

>>44484867
If they're non-sentient, they're likely in a comatose or vegetative state.
If they're non-sapient, they're just not intelligent; they can't think, reason, or act on anything beyond instinct.

As for weather it's bestiality or not, I don't think it is; The definition is based on whether a species is normally sapient, not individuals.
In any case, I do think having sex with a potato is morally reprehensible, since it is pretty much like fucking a sub-human beast that looks like a human.

>>44484880
Well, here we have two conclusions:
>all sex is bestiality
>animals are beasts definition applies

I'd go with the one that isn't retarded.

>>44484880
Fuck. I knew i fucked up with something. After all, it's BEASTiality, not ANIMALity.

>>44484532
We've never dealt with sapient non-humans. The vocabulary hasn't adapted to deal with such a possibility

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>>44484935
So what you're saying is that it's moral to fuck technicolor Venusian space babes if they consent?

>>44481536

Do you know what tank chassis that's supposed to be underneath?

>>44484958
If they can be determined to be sentient, yes.

>>44484910
>If they're non-sapient, they're just not intelligent; they can't think, reason, or act on anything beyond instinct.
How far does instinct go though? We don't consider dogs sapient though they can learn and arguably reason to a small degree. Many animals would require at least very simplistic reasoning to be able to do what they do.

>>44481297
>dark_souls_boss_drops_to_50%_life

>>44485001
If it's just simply sentient, how could it consent?

>>44484958
Ever heard of Jack Harkness test?

>>44485001
>sentience=sapience
Anon, Lobsters are sentient.

>>44485012
I would argue that they should at least be as intelligent as the average human at mental maturity. Also, capability of language and communication is a must.
I.E.: Dolphins and apes aren't sapient because, at best, they're equivalent to human children.

>>44484910
so if dogs are generally non sentient but you happen to find a sentient one then it's still bestiality?

>>44485047
If it's sentient AND smart enough to make contact, then you can just ask. Otherwise there's too much trouble for it's worth.

>>44485117
>I.E.: Dolphins and apes aren't sapient because, at best, they're equivalent to human children.
then it's pedophilia instead of bestiality?

>>44480776
>homosexuality_legalized

>>44485158
That's not how pedophilia works. It's not about brain capability, it's about body.

>>44481203
You have the definitions right there, anon.
Type one is a psychopatic and opportunistic with high social competence, while a type 5 is a non-psychopatic sexual sadist.

It's the classification chart for serial killers BTW.

>>44485154
Then it would also be sapient!

>>44485158
At the most basic level, bestiality and pedophilia are the same; copulation with an organism which isn't intelligent enough to provide informed consent.
Human children just happen to be smarter than most animals.

>>44485193
so fucking a dwarf is always considered pedophilia?

>>44485193
It's technically about the full package. Body, mindset, social standing, all of it.

>filename tread
>actual serious discusion about beastialty AND pedophilia

/tg/, never change.

>>44485117
>>44485047
Bite me.

>>44485239
>children dwarves
What.

>>44485193
That's more because the only organisms which look like human children are human children, which have the brains of human children.
If there were some hypothetical species which, at mental maturity, was as smart as humans but we're short and had DFC, I wouldn't consider that pedophilia; only that the human into that has iredeemable shit taste.

>>44485245
Maybe for you.
But then again, jailbait IS a thing.

>>44485247
If I'm going to fuck theoretical space dragons and abhumans, I want to be moral and just while doing it.

>>44485239
Dwarves don't have child like bodies. They're just short

>>44485342
how do you know?

>>44485239
Have you ever seen a dwarf? They are nothing like children.

>>44485327
>Typical Paladin/Bard MC

>>44485358
not in my chinese cartoons

>>44482629
Yes, you read the file name.

Very good, Anon.

>>44485363
>Neutal_Good_Bard
>Jack Harkness

>>44485357
Wait. Are we talking about fantasy race or actual dwarfs?

>>44485393
>actual dwarves
Those are called midgets, anon. Also known as Halflings.

>>44485406
Squats. You mean squats.

>>44481528
This is the one thing that I will always give sauce for: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2UPUhn9hpTU

>>44485423
Shh, the commisar will hear you!

>>44481485
Not if your playing gesalt with a half decent dm.

>>44481473
Did I just watch a Kangaroo die?

>>44485357
I've...seen things
http://imgur.com/a/z8TZW

>>44485548
dodger_does_a_photoshoot.pdf

>>44485548
I knew it was gonna be this.
And I am ok with tit.

>>44485548
Hot damn; 10/10 would use as a living fleshlight followed by cuddling.

>>44485548
Would fuck her and post the video for no reason than to see you lot rage at her getting blacked.

>>44481211

That would make a cool concept for a golem.

>>44485588
>I am ok with tit
As am I anon, as am I

>>44485630
>slinky golem
the stuff of nightmares

>>44485677
>Gaze in horror as he descends the stairs!
>And then stops!
>And rolls over!
>And dies!

>>44485630
>>44485677
>>44485689
>Mr. Fantastic.

>>44485548
>she has a ring of sheet music
I want that

>>44481331
Hundreds of thousands of innocent civilians died that night. Men, women, children and the elderly.

And the heroes got to see their countries flooded with people who hate them, and will eventually end up killing their children.

All to serve the greed of a few globalists.

A man chooses, a slave obeys. And the west obeyed.

>>44481616
>Slant eye tries desperately to be european but in the end can't take punches like one

>>44481341
>>44481341
I don't get it. It's a map of ancient Britain, so?

>>44485847
Oh please, shut the fuck up. Don't pretend Dresden was some great tragedy when we saw the damn near eradication of an ethnic group taking place. I don't agree with the bombing of civillian targets, but Germans and their precious Prussiaboos aren't the ones to be pointing fingers.

And last time I checked it was the former Axis countries (Germany, Austria, Sweden) waving around "Refugees Welcome" flags.

A man chooses, a slave obeys and a German destroys. That's the circle of life.

>>44486011
>saw the damn near eradication of an ethnic group taking place.

Yes. What both the allies and communists did to germans during and after the war are crimes they are now paying for.

By having their lives destroyed by subhumans from the third world.

>>44482015
>2015 get on new years eve

I'll check that

>>44485847
>>44486091
>Krauts
>innocent
>Krauts
>people
Never forget London
Germany deserves everything that has happened, is happening, and will happen.

>>44484983
a leman russ

>>44486091
>What both the allies and communists did to germans
Explain how the Germans remained the most numerous ethno-national group in Europe after the war. I've never seen such a horribly ineffective genocide, one that resulted in proportionally MORE of the ethnic group to be eradicated rather than less.

>By having their lives destroyed by subhumans from the third world.
Again, Germany is taking in the grand majority of them. One million within a year.

>>44485960
One way it works is that people often refer to countries as NotChina and so on when they're very similar to China in a fantasy setting.
So the map there is an example of that, except the subversion is that england actually is there, but it is an britannia with roman naming.

It's england, but not in the way we're used to seeing it.
Which is basically what NotEngland tends to be.

>>44486011
>Sweden
....?

>>44486307
I thought the not!x label was basically "exactly like 'x' but with all the names filed off"

>>44486383
>"exactly like 'x'
Mostly like 'x', but the name is different, and the geography is usually a little different.
A NotEngland is an island, but shaped differently for example.