Has a character of yours ever had a romance with an NPC?

Dwarven cavalry, last son of a lost clan. The GM was using down-season rules circa Pendragon, I ended up rolling a courtship. Jouri wedded a moneychanger's daughter, and lost her in the spring to a wasting fever.

Further proof the gods hate him.

Yeah, when they were staying in some village out in nowhere over the winter in order to investigate and get rid of unidentified mysterious supernatural phenomenon. He shacked up with a villager. She was mostly just a convenient tool for communicating the village's attitude towards the group as the time went by and not much was accomplished. When the group left the village she stayed, no drama involved or anything. Never really had a character and NPC grow close outside of that.

Me personally neverwith an NPC, always with other PCs (which is obviously somewhat out of scope) but I have played in games where it happened. Like, one of my character's best friend ended up marrying his cousin.

And it really varies but what it definitely does is give the GM more opportunities to fuck with your character.

My Halfling Swashbuckler had a fling with a Dwarven innkeeper. It slowly developed into a more long-term thing, with her planning for them to get married once he strikes it rich so they can open a place together, and him being torn on giving up the sea & adventure for a woman he loves.

>>44468908
Yes. Black Crusade witch. She ended up becoming a PC.

>>44468908
Yep, cranky Mandalorian captain. Wound up marrying her and having three kids. It was the one good thing that happened to that character over about fifty years

>>44468908
>Nat 20, got it in
>Nat 1 after we finished
>Told her all my dead Dwarven kin could have fucked better
>Later Nat 20 in dark tent with same female, Orc female, and Orc male
I'd say decent...

>>44469120
I want to hear more about this.

My character is currently in a complicated relationship with a powerful forest spirit, from which he had a daughter that is currently the motivation for his adventuring.

We're planning to reunite with the forest spirit and daughter this February, which is pretty exciting for me since I've never actually interacted with either of them outside of backstory.

I have, however, wound up bedding two barmaids at the same time and a maid for the noble we're serving, two of them are pregnant but we don't know that yet.

>>44468908
Yes. We fell in love shortly before I was turned into a vampire. She helped me get away from sabbat shovelheads, that´s how we met. With her agreement, I made her my ghoul so we could be together forever (my character was a low generation Toreador) Miraculously, she fell pregnant, which we had to keep a secret, since it s a sign of the Gehenna and all.

One day, I managed to trigger my clan curse real bad and got super stuck in a nearby gallery. In the meantime, my "colleagues" (bunch of classless ventrues, who were all about quick buck and egomania) came looking for me. When they couldnt get into my haven, they, in their ludicrous stupidity, didnt know any better than to get in by force.

When they broke in, she reacted like anybody would. She took one of my guns from the safe and held them at the trigger, telling them to stand back. Unfortunately, Mr. Sterling, whose player was about as retarded as he was, thought it would be a good idea to use his celerity (he was already almost an ancilae, if you can believe that, and had a whole bunch of disciplines) to close the gap between them and punch her until she dropped.

His other colleague was a tiny bit brighter, and realised that basically killing my ghoul and her baby would have catastrophic results if the prince learns about it, so he persuaded Mr. Sterling to cover it all up, set my place on fire and dump my ghoul in a nearby park.

Continue?

>>44468908
The last time I remember having a character in a romantic relationship with an NPC, he was involved with a pair of identical twins.

They were French mime women, and members of an underground Parisian resistance movement.

That was a weird game.

>>44470048
Well now I need to know if she (and the baby) survived, so sure.

>>44468908
Yea. On "the sims".
On ttrpg? No.

>play d&d like its a video dating game
>faggot

>>44468908
Yes, they got married after the war was over.

>>44470100
>enjoying d&d a different way from me
>unacceptable

>>44470100
>all TTRPGs are D&D

>>44470148
>hurrr I roll to fuck the barmaid lolololol
>RPG!!!

>>44470148
Not unacceptable. It just makes you a little faggot.
Go play SimDating.

>>44470271

>i roll to fuck the dungeon geist

much more rpg :^)

>>44470100
>>44470148
>>44470271
>>44470354
Whelp, found the roleplayer who pitches a fit in the game involves anything other than murderhoboing

>>44470086
>>44470048
It took a few days until anybody figured out what happened. A fellow toreador investigator (played by my crush at the time) used her Auspex to scan the ruins of my haven and learned everything. This information took was initially handled stealthily. She went to the sheneshal, who was the sire of Mr. Sterling, and pretty much prepared a massive shiststorm for him. I was the last to learn anything, as the primogen feared that I would flip out and murder Sterling (althoug my character was not a fighter, he was known for improvising some pretty deadly traps)

Eventually, all three of us were brought before the Seneshal, who told me everything. He offered to literally buy the head of Mr. Sterling, which in his opinion was my rightful property, with pretty much anything I wanted. My first request (after resisting frenzy for abotu the fifth time that day) was of course for her to be immediately returned. This is when we all learnt that Sterling dumped her in the park next to the local hospital.

At this point, the Seneshal basically fenzied. Later, the Toreador investigator was able to locate her. She was found by a henchman of the local Giovanni. They were very interested in the nature of her baby, and so they put much of their resources into nursing her to health and saving the baby.

At this point, my character was basically broken. The Seneshal basically gave me half of his city domain and a massive amount of money just so that I wouldnt go complain to the prince about the whole ordeal.

The prince probably knew, but, as we learnt later, was busy covering up the fact that he stealthily murdered one of the primogen council behind the scenes.

It was especially cruel for my character, because he was kept in the dark up until the point the Toreador investigator brought his sweetheart back.

Later in the story, I managed to eliminate Sterling. Not sure if anybody wants to know how. It wasnt too hard.

I was playing a post-apocalypse campaign with some friends last year where I ended up in a romance. I played the standard gruff survivalist out to make ends meet. We had a handful of party NPCs that we enjoyed keeping around, one of which was essentially a wasteland ninja. My character and her ended up having a lot of chemistry so the DM started subtly pushing them together after I gave him the go ahead. It ended up working out in more ways than one. That amongst a few other things pushed my character into the role of unfortunate diplomat and leader. It hasn't happened since then but I did enjoy it.

>>44470048
>>44470389
Hang on, isn't this basically the plot of Twilight?

>>44470388
>murderhobo
>fetish dating sim
>nothing in between

Balance much?

>>44468908
Sure yeah. We've been roleplaying for years. We've done it all. PC/PC, PC/NPC, setting up NPC/NPC, they've dated, they've flirted, they've married, they've divorced, they've adopted, they've had kids, they've lost kids or kids lost them, it's gone all over the place. It's just a natural part of whatever adventure we're up to. My latest PC didn't have a romance, but she did have a hell of a lot of tension with her superhuman superior, some older dude, one of her working pals, she had an ex-girl out there somewhere, though most of it was just platonic passion and devotion with her coworkers.

>>44470435
It is RPG!!!!!

>>44470435
I havent read Twilight, so I cant rule out the possibility. Pretty sure there are no vampires in Twilight, tho

>>44470474
Wut the fuck?

File: Oh Yes.gif (656KB, 300x177px) Image search: [Google]

656KB, 300x177px

>>44470474
>Pretty sure there are no vampires in Twilight, tho

I actually played a character who was married before the game even started as a point of fact.
They were both pretty happy with the marriage despite it mostly being arranged beforehand, but they rarely got a chance to see each other because both of their duties involved traveling a lot.

>>44470448
You're the one that equated romance with ERPs dumbass
Romance does not imply rolling to see if you can fuck the barmaid, in fact I'd argue rolling to fuck a barmaid excludes romance

>>44470484
>>44470488
Well they're wrong, but they're not TECHNICALLY wrong, since I sure as hell wouldn't call those fucking things vampires. Half rate ghouls at best.

>>44470488
Maybe not vampires. How about sparkly angst-filled little pedofags?

>>44470461
Any DMPC/*, MVPC/*?

>>44470498
That sounds cute. Like some mutual working partnership with maybe a bit of knowing flirting and respect for the work done.

>>44470510
>I play simdate on ttrpg!!!

OK m8.

>>44470518
As far as I am concerned, Edward is a very confused changeling, or a Malkavian elder with a three page long list of derrangements and ludicrous Dementation levels.

>>44468908
A few times.

In the first major homebrew game I played, my character ended up marrying a major local fire goddess and having a daughter with her. She took the form of a kitsune, since spirits tend to take the form of whatever animal the local culture considers most related to said element, in this case a fox. They're both effectively immortal, and have made tiny cameos in campaigns set further down the timeline in that reality,

In the Exalted game I'm currently playing in, my Zenith pirate queen got involved with the groups Moonshadow that was pretending to be an Eclipse. They're happily in love with each other, and are putting their mutual social prowess to work to take control of the West.

>>44470545
I don't do DMPCs, unless you count every single NPC I have. I always open up a slot in the party to bring along any one NPC of their choice if they need them for something, but that's always optional and the players love to have a guest star or two along to see get into trouble. If they meet NPCs in the wild, no matter their power, if they're neutral or allies they're going to be sideliners with support magic at best.

What is a MVPC?

>>44470559
Worst book/movies ever.

And that is a well defended title.

That feel when you have a true love Merit in VtM, and the GM decides to get his friend to play your sweetheart. And the friend is m o r b i d l y o b e s e

>>44470547
Kinda?
The marriage was arranged for semi-politicial reasons (and both wanted to just get married so they wouldn't have to deal with it anymore), but both if what they do involve a great deal of travel and study so they're hardly living and working together since they don't even study the same kind of subjects.
She was more powerful then he was to an almost absurd degree. We had to limit her appearances in the game because she massively unbalanced conflicts in our favor to the point of being actually not fun anymore for us.

They were actually pretty fond of each other as people though and genuinely trusted each other; they were just both very practical people so in a lot of ways their marriage was more one of function then of romance.

>>44468908
No.

Probably because I'm not a pathetic permavirgin weeaboo and doesn't like to be a faggot around a bunch of sensible people.

Hint hint
>>>/a/
>>>/jp/

>>44470932
>hurr durr I dont play RPGs, look at me

File: FuckYou.jpg (3KB, 160x160px) Image search: [Google]

3KB, 160x160px

>>44470932

>>44469120
Oh boy, this has to be good.

No, and unless the GM is a hot chick, I'll keep it that way.

>>44471194
>You romance an NPC
>Each member of the party romances another NPC
>Continued NPC romancing until everybody in the party has NPC love interest.
>Cue squabbling OOC about who the hot DM is actually interested in OOC.
>Party disintegrates

>>44471428
>gm gets 6 introvert neckbeard stalkers after group falls apart

>>44469395
It's a bit cheesy to be frank, but it ended up between a Night Lord and a Chaos witch. The witch started out as an escort mission, but ended up developing into a bigger character. The Night Lord was falling down the same abyss as Curze and most of the Legion, becoming obsessed with the idea of using terror to control, only to degenerate into terror for terror's sake and thus losing all purpose in life, ending up in a nihilistic outlook towards his own life. Corruption getting dangerous, and his sense of self preservation deteriorating. Her escort mission to a Black Legion Chaos Lord to be used as a scryer gave him a bit more purpose in life, and he ended up getting shanked by a Nurglite plague blade which infected him with a cocktail of horrible infections. She stayed by his bedside and used biomancy to fight the infection, ultimately curing and saving the Chaos Space Marine's life, but nearly killing her in the process as she went a week without food or drink and subsisted on warp energies.

The party decided to screw the the mission and keep her on as a medic. The Black Legionaire didn't take kindly to this however, and eventually caught up with our ship, boarded, and took his bounty.

My Night Lord went full fucking batman at that point and rallied the rest of the party to board the enemy vessel to get the medic back, although his motive at the time was mostly due to the concept of a blood debt. Some points were burned as the group shot their way through some Veterans of the Long War, then they cornered the Black Legion Chaos Lord on the bridge with the psyker. My Night Lord challenged him to a duel, but ended up getting his ass kicked in the process thanks to wearing power armor against a guy with a dark halo and terminator armor.

But then the witch struck again and dropped the Chaos Lord's shield with a shitload of biomancy powers, and I burned an Infamy Point to embed a lightning claw in the asshole's face.

>>44471548
'Cont'd

Not too much to note after the main meetup with the witch NPC, but she tried flirting with the Night Lord sometimes between missions with him being largely oblivious, but eventually the two bonded with the Night Lord bonding mainly because she gave him a reason to come back with his head attached to his shoulders.

I guess though she'd occupy a place between an NPC and a DM PC- she wasn't a real PC, but she was more fluffed out than the hordes of NPC's controlled by the DM on our Cobra.

>>44470932
>>>/out/
Hint hint.

>>44468908
Shadowrunner went on a date with a dragon. Went far better than expected. Lost a lot of nuyen, got a lot of karma, sex didnt kill me. All in all A+ outta 5.

>>44468908
Well, depending on your definition of romance, I had it happen in an L5R game when my bushi was in a relationship with a daughter of the emperor.

He was terrified of her but felt he had to go along with it due to rank differences and pressure from his clan.

>>44471769
My post here >>44470498, >>44470656 was from an L5R game too, actually.

>>44471766
>Shoot straight
>Watch your back
>Conserve ammo
>And never, ever have sex with a dragon

>>44468908
Well I guess I had a seventh sea character who was running from his depressing marital situation while still trying to support his wife. He eventually got vamped and went back and tried to care for her which involved him killing those who took her in after his death out of jealousy. I'm not sure *why* we played out that session, but it was one of the most awful roleplaying experiences I've had in a long time.

I related this in an old thread about characters' first kiss. My paladin's first kiss was from the chieftess of a tribe barbarians who guarded the frozen north. The kiss came at the end of a dual between the two to see if he would be allowed to wield a magical blade belonging to the tribe's fore-bearers. After losing her spear and tackling him to the ground she kissed him and declared him her consort, after which he was hauled off to her quarters to spend the night with her. She's the first woman he's met who's more physically imposing than him and since he was a bit of a bumpkin before becoming a paladin he had no real clue what being a consort entailed. They were only able to spend a few days together before our group had to travel south to gain the support of another group of warriors but she was leading her people to his homeland to aid them in a war effort when they parted. When we next get back to that game there's a good chance she'll be there when the party is magically teleported back to their homeland. He's not sure how he feels about her, she's a beautiful, powerful woman and he certainly enjoyed their time together but he doesn't know if their duties and obligations will allow them to be together as he would like. Deep down he's also concerned that it might be a political maneuver to help get her tribe recognized as a true order of knights. My paladin is also hoping to get his eldest sister married off to a knight he was able to convince to join their war effort, his motive being that if he should ever fall there will still be someone to look after his other siblings.

>>44471874
It wasn't up to me, I ended up going on a blind date.

>>44471801
neat. My character ended up not surviving long enough for the relationship to go too far for better or worse.

Our sixty year old wizard is currently spaghetti-ing hardcore over this one older seeress. Very May-December, though, as she's at least 1000 years older than him.
They met at a forum on ancient mysticism, and became sort-of "study buddies," with him going to her whenever he ran into some ancient scribble that he couldn't decipher. She's taught him several old languages, some Darkness magic, and a few tricks to ease artifact creation.
She finds his recent shift from colleague to stuttering schoolboy actually amusing, and the party in general very interesting, considering them to be capable of changing fate itself, possibly(In other words, being PCs).
His face when he finds out her real name is Manah Razz, a name he knows and fears, should be fucking priceless.
Anima fags should recognize that name easily enough. She's in Those Who Walked.

>>44472111
How're you gonna watch your back if you go in blind?

My PC's major goal right now is to find a wife and make a family.

He's a Gnoll and he's already got a couple of Gnolls from a tribe he's trying to 'civilize'.

>>44471750
Was here first, weeaboo. How about you go back to your cancer containment board?

>>44471001
>Implying weeaboos are the ones that play RPGs

They just make hypothetical threads to jerk off and try to call it on topic while blatantly shitposting.

File: AgainFuckYou.png (4KB, 224x225px) Image search: [Google]

4KB, 224x225px

>>44472669
Your bait is seriously in need of some work friend.

Had a long and convoluted romance during a Dark Heresy game between my psyker and another one from a different inquisitorial retinue. Went back and forth for ages, saving the Galaxy, serving the Emperor, all the good stuff. Game went all the way up to Ascension level stuff. Finally got enough clout/power/favors to actually get officially released from the retinue (more like just got my own less dangerous assignment). Planning to retire character by getting him married to the girl, who he literally faced the worst the warp could throw at the party just to get back to. Get all ready for the moment, find her, propose to her. She says "I really love you so yes, but I want it to be an open marriage with this younger arbite from my group cause I'm in love with him too."
Psyker just said fuck that, and went back to the library he'd been working in when the game started.
DM was and is a friend of mine, but I'm seriously glad the game was online and not in person...

>>44472669
>>tells you to get out
>Was here first, weeaboo. How about you go back to your cancer containment board?
Man, this doesn't even make any fucking sense.

>>44472489
I didn't have a choice about the blind date part either. I made a terrible terrible mistake. I didn't end up conserving ammo or shooting straight during the date either.

>>44472822
>She says "I really love you so yes, but I want it to be an open marriage with this younger arbite from my group cause I'm in love with him too."

Why the fuck would he do that.

>>44472928
>Makes no sense
/tg/ isn't a weeaboo cancer containment board, fuckwit.

It makes perfect sense when you're not a high school dropout weeblord.

>>44473008
Gonna need to work on those artless insults of yours, mang. "Weeblord" is just sad.
inb4 "it's ten times sadder being one like you.

>>44472822
It does tend to be easier in online campaigns, and especially text based ones.

>>44473008
You really need to learn your 4chan history newfriend. /tg/ was created as an offshoot of /b/. Go read some 1d4chan or something.

>>44473107
I'm just calling a spade a spade.

Except the spade is a gigantic raging faggot permavirgin weeaboo.

I'm just being accurate in my description.

File: get_this_fucking_spider_off_me.jpg (31KB, 544x400px) Image search: [Google]

31KB, 544x400px

>>44473166
>permavirgin weeaboo
Where do you think you are, son?

>>44473212
/tg/ aka not the weeaboo board.

>>>/jp/
>>>/a/

File: image.png (57KB, 205x205px) Image search: [Google]

57KB, 205x205px

>>44468908
Jesus Christ those legs go for days

>>44472996
The DM was a She, but honestly I have no idea. I would even have accepted "no, I love him." It would have been sad but okay. But that was so goddamn irritating after I'd done so much work in character to build the scene and the relationship.
Like I said, the DM is a friend, but that was the closest I'd ever come to seriously getting angry over a game.
I fully admit to being ultra salty over it, but the game had run for years and it was one of my favorite games. Just ended with a serious kick in the nuts.

>>44473304

So what did you character do then after that?

Might as well go full =][=

>>44473239
Oh, you sure showed me this time. Run out of insults now that you've used -wit, weeaboo, permavirgin, weeb, high schooler, dropout and -lord? Told you, them's shit's artless. If you tried being less cavity-clenched you could perhaps dredge up the creativity necessary for coming up with good insults.

>>44473304
I honestly can't blame you man. Imagine if somebody tried pulling that shit on you.
>Date girl for 5-6 years
>Finally propose
>She says yes
>"Oh, but I want to fuck other people on the side, can't keep me tied down."

>>44473239
That word you keep using, I do not think it means what you think it means.

>>44473391
Please do not respond to the troll

>>44473389
Well, the game was over and he was, at that point one of the most powerful psykers in the sector. To avoid further drama, he just went back to his library, expanded it and pretty much told everyone else to fuck off.

>>44473588
Pity. Would have probably made a great inquisitor. With that type of power, surprised your Inquisitor didn't offer to sponsor you as a Interrogator.

>>44473588
So basically he became a crotchety old man wizard.

>>44473684
But isn't that the dream?

One of my players romanced an NPC once.
3.5 DnD, I put a diviner in my game as a plot point and decided to make her borderline retarded with social anxiety when it came to anything but providing fortune telling services.
Our asshole mage who kept getting into the stupidest situations decided that he liked her and proceeded to pursue an awkward romance where he eventually broke past her fear and complete inability to connect with other people and became the first and only person that she trusted or cared about.

Eventually he became a lich and mind controlled her and their children, then took them and fucked off to live on a floating island for thousands of years while they all died because they were mortal.

>>44468908
My character hit it off with one of the court wizards while she was assigned to guard the palace library. Since she was stationed right outside his office anyway, they kind of got to talking, and even after she was reassigned elsewhere she would still drop by when her shift was over.

He was assassinated before any actual development could happen because the DM wanted to incite drama, but as it turns out, blew his narrative load way too early for it to have any real impact.

He basically does this with every NPC the party tries to connect with, and then he wonders why people started just playing murderhobos.

>>44473684
Yeah, basically.
He'd been through a lot of shit, was old and tired. Sure, he could have stayed in and if the inquis had asked or ordered him, he would have (assuming she wasn't busy getting knocked up by the party guardsman - the DM was big on party relationships). But mostly he was tired, feeling betrayed and just done with it all. Honestly, if I really cared to take it further, and his other character trait hadn't been an absolutely unshakable faith in the Emperor (part of why the inquisition trusted him enough to give him a long leash), it would have been a nice twist to have the whole thing flip him over to chaos.

My Rogue Trader had a long term relationship, as in it was part of the story since character creation, with the NPC first mate (she was the one who took care of the ship and all that shit when we were off gallivanting).

It wasn't out in the open much, when they were on the clock it seemed like they were just a very good command team, but off the clock she was the only one he was close to in any real way. They were very private about it, but it was there.

She was a former officer of Battlefleet Calixis. During a patrol her ship was overwhelmed by pirates and she was the only survivor, having been badly wounded and knocked unconcious in the boarding action and forgotten about under a pile of bodies.

My RT responded to the salvation beacon and found her, nursed her back to health and they fell in love. She was reported dead with the rest of the crew, adopted a new name and became his first officer.

That was the only time my PC had a stable, healthy relationship. Hell they were going to have kids until..well until he died in a last stand with the arch militant protecting a bomb they used to destroy a planet that was slowly becoming a daemon world (its complicated)

the epilogue revealed she was pregnant and that the future of his Dynasty was safe after all.

>>44473991

only time one of my PC's*

>>44470054
>fucking a mime
I wonder if Gropey has any experience with this, I'd love to see a story about it

>>44471766
Wait hold on
>Lost a lot of nuyen
>go on a date with a being old enough to be obscenely rich
>still have to pay
C'mon man

>>44474327
How do you think they get that rich? Just letting any schlemiel get their hands on your precious shekels is how you end up on the street like some kind of filthy human.

File: Power Cock.png (681KB, 831x1200px) Image search: [Google]

681KB, 831x1200px

>>44470609

>>44470598
Most Valuable Player Character.

File: goliath_pride_by_werility-d872db5.jpg (120KB, 320x483px) Image search: [Google]

120KB, 320x483px

>>44468908
Yes. My current cleric character in a 3.5 campaign has a relationship with a female goliath fighter named Bertha that he picked up at a tavern. He probably would have been rejected by her with his poor dice roll and normal sized drink he offered but his barbarian buddy wing manned him and slammed a barrel of beer on the table for her to drink giving him a thumbs up.

The other party members had gotten companions for a night but we ended up convincing some to stay in our castle while we're on adventures. For the most part she's just been living at the castle as a cook and a guard with the other girls. The other two girls are a lvl 6 rogue and a librarian NPC.

Bertha hates both of them. She hates the librarian because she is constantly talking about books. And she hates the rogue because one of our members made her leader of the guard. Bertha knows the rogue's inferior and unfit for the job and hates taking orders from her but does so reluctantly.

For some reason the DM thought she was illiterate like a barbarian or forgot she could read later in the campaign. Last time she saw my character she was pretty peeved because he was gone for months and she couldn't read the letter he wrote her and she'd be damned to ask the girl who doesn't shut up about books reading her personal business. The next letter he writes will include poorly drawn pictures of the party's actions while they were away in case she didn't take his advice to ask the librarian to teach her how to read.

He met her when he was level 5 and the random roll had her generated as a level 17 character. My character's currently at 14 so she's still a little stronger. Considering how our DM doesn't allow level adjustment buy out, I've been wondering if she's actually more leveled up than she already is. If that's the case she would have been a ECL 34 when he first met her at level 5. Makes me wonder what she saw in him to stick around for so long.

>>44474327
Now I ain't sayin' she's a gold digger
But she ain't messin' with no broke runnas

>Be hulking 6'5" half giant barbarian
>Be a solid fighter, though not particularly smart
>Fierce hatred for slavery, believe people shouldn't own other people
>Learned a lot of combat in a fighting pit when I was young
>Offer prayers to goddess of the harvest
>Enjoys the glory of battle, but try to keep people alive, especially fellow mercenaries
>Live in a small longhouse on the edge of town, mostly keep to myself. Occasionally go into tavern for a drink.
>Get approached by a group of wandering adventurers
>They're looking for a frontline fighter, I decide to oblige them
>Start going on adventures, mostly small stuff
>We do manage to take down a night hag and end her attempt to steal the souls of everybody in town
>Between adventures return to tiny longhouse on the edge of town
>Eventually the party moves in, though I set up some ground rules.
>Wizard needs to do his researchy magicy shit someplace else
>Druid needs to help grow some trees nearby, provides cover, lumber, plus I like trees.
>There's some tension in the early days, but after building some more rooms to give everybody a bit more privacy we start to like it.
>Headed out to handle a particularly brutish band of slavers that are operating nearby
>Rogue disguises us, we go in asking to see the merchandise.
>A shitton of children, about a dozen women, and a few men.
>Its one of those slave markets
>Use some of our gold to free some people, there's too many slavers to handle right now. Plan on returning with backup
>Only buy women and children
>Take them back to the longhouse, tell them they're free but should probably stay a while so that they can rest and get ready to go back to their homes and families.

Continue?

>>44475833
Continue.

>>44475833
I would like to hear more

File: giphy.gif (1MB, 500x255px) Image search: [Google]

1MB, 500x255px

>>44475833

Yes, but she turned out to be a villain working her way up to BBEG status, and I ended up forced into servitude for her.

It was annoying, disturbing and magical realm at first, but after awhile it got kind of fun.

File: 130160305042.jpg (254KB, 422x1005px) Image search: [Google]

254KB, 422x1005px

>5e
>roll a Half-Elf Fighter
>entire group and DM are dudes
>done over Roll20 using text and Skype
>six months in, we encounter a half-drow sorceress
>she's hilariously incompetent and the party spares her -- my fighter takes a liking to her and there's a little bit of flirting
>fast forward a few sessions, my fighter and the sorceress have pretty much reached fade to black status
>DM calls the session there, party is amused we ended the session on my guy getting laid
>everyone leaves, just me and the DM
>I joke that it would have been uncomfortable for the party if we went into full fledged ERP -- he laughs and agrees

Long story short, I ended up ERPing with my DM via text in a PM over Skype, in character. Never any weirdness after that and we haven't brought it up since.

>that feeling when he stops writing back for a few moments after a particularly hot moment, only to return and reward me Inspiration for staying totally in-character the whole time.

>>44476848
>I erp with my DM...
>its not weird!!

Yes it is you fucking freak.

>>44476874

Never weirdness AFTER that, he said. AFTER.

>>44475833
>Talk to a few of our rescued people, mostly travellers and farmers.
>They seem sort of scared of me, though I can't blame them
>I manage to hit it off with one of the women
>Merchant's daughter. Her dad tried to make a dangerous run without the proper guards. She wound up captured
>Spend a lot of time with merchant girl, she likes my jokes and can cook really well
>I teach her a little on how to fight so she can defend herself
>She teaches me how to read basic words and stuff
>A few months have gone by, a lot of the people we rescued head home.
>We eventually return to the slaver's camp, beat up the head slaver. I got to do the killing blow by headbutting him to death
>Some of the women and most of the children stick around, mostly because we were nice and there was no place to go.
>We make sure to let them know they can stay as long as they want, and they can leave whenever
>Pay them a small salary to buy luxury goods, in addition to providing them all food and board
>Merchant girl sticks around, helps keep everybody fed and the house clean
>House isn't that small anymore, we've had to keep on adding expansions.
>Rebuilt it with a second floor for the kids, build a few cottages nearby for the women
>Plant some crop fields to get extra revenue to support the place while we're adventuring
>People starting to open up to me, younger children have taken to calling me "Papa"
>Adventuring party chips in to help keep everybody in the place well clothed, well fed, and happy
>Regularly going to the nearby shrine of the harvest goddess with the merchant girl
>She cooks lunch, we sit around and talk and generally relax
>Good break from running around in dungeons and killing monsters

>>44476874
Who shit in your coffee

>>44476913
Good point

>>44476848
>I once acted in gay porn
>sucked a lot of cock
>was playing Billy F. Smith during filming
>I am totally not a fag, cause it was "acting"

You sexted with a dude bro..

File: 8521330.jpg (18KB, 500x500px) Image search: [Google]

18KB, 500x500px

>>44470551
To answer your question though OP, yes. Between adventures, we'd stop back at the home of one of the player characters, where his mother and sister lived.

My bard did the usual bard thing with the sister, but ended up genuinely becoming romantically interested in the sister.

Eventually sister joins the group as an NPC ally, they had a fade to black, and after the campaign settled down together. A few campaigns with the same group later, and I'm playing his and her kid, a ditzy wizard girl. 's fun stuff.

>>44476915
Cont
>Merchant girl never lets me leave the house to go adventuring without a bundle of hot food and making me promise her I'll come back safe.
>She's constantly worried, but I always manage to come back in one piece.
>Everybody in the place is geniunely excited when we get back from an expedition. Big victory feast for all
>Berzerker rages starts to fade, I become better conversation due to no longer being a hermit
>Eventually just become a Fighter
>Formally adopt kids, I technically have 12 children now
>A lot of them want to be adventurers, respective party members take some apprentices to train in spare time
>Crop fields come in very well, possible due to me being at the shrine of the goddess of the harvest all the time.
>Sometimes go there alone, mostly head there with merchant girl.
>Eventually propose to her there, give her a fancy shiny ring I bought with my adventuring money
>Happily married with merchant girl, still going on adventures.
>All of them still thank us from saving them from a life of slavery, but they're the ones that managed to give us a greater purpose.

I played a Prostitute once, who ended up getting some extra money from some fade to black scenarios, and then got involved in a lesbian romance with a fellow PCs.

I'm Bi, the other dude claimed to be straight, but I don't know what his excuse was cuz that whole thing was gay as fuck. We kept it tasteful at the table, though there was some 1 on 1 stuff online.

>>44477160
> "claimed to be str8"
He isn't.

>>44477192
Oh I know. It's a shame he's in denial about it he was adorable.

Oh also playing a common settler game, my character has a few orc spouses. We sort of captured a ton of them by accident, and out of necessity banded together to survive. I think at least part of the reason they ended up accepting things even if they don't care to admit, is we take care of things better than their tribe used to.

Kind of a weird game situation, and the only time I've actually roleplayed in detail a serious relationship for a character, at the DM's recommendation. If nothing else, it puts a good bit of meat on the game's bones in having to try and manage an odd family situation like this. The other players are dealing with similar issues.

Not mine, but one of my current party mates had one

>character is a Goliath Fighter manwhore
>generally rolls terribly on flirting but never stops trying
>eventually ends up bedding an elf in some village
>nat 20s on CON check, but so does the elf
>eventually leaves to continue adventures
>lucks out in some other village with another woman
>returns to first village many sessions later
>lots of townsfolk look at him with contempt
>party cleric rolls high enough on insight to understand what's going on, Goliath does not
>eventually have to deal with a horde of hellhounds in the middle of the night
>everyone is gathered outside of town as it burns
>Goliath finds his old flame
>only then, after more or less saving the village, finds out she's pregnant
>player abandons the Goliath character to raise his half elf son, rolls new character

The night he found out about the pregnancy was probably the best night I've had in all my years of D&D.

>>44468908
Yah.
Prince of a rival house.
Honorable, handsome, charming. Apparently with a thing for me, and willing to overlook that I only *technically* had a house, and even then it was an enemy house.
Didn't treat him square at our last meeting. Owe him an apology.

Of course, he's not firstboy. Firstboy, and presumably bestboy, is still an unrequited crush, but he remembers me, so maybe. Maybe.

>>44476848
>>that feeling when he stops writing back for a few moments after a particularly hot moment, only to return and reward me Inspiration for staying totally in-character the whole time.
>next time you're in a session
>"I'll spend my inspiration on that"
>"Nice one, Anon! Hey, wait, you didn't have any inspiration at the end of last time, did you? What did you get that for?"
>GM is offline
>GM PMs you: "Keep it cool, man, just come up with something"

>>44477150
that's cute nigga

>be a cleric
>be the only human in the group
>hook up with a dragon posing as a priestess
>she hangs out in my castle while I'm off adventuring, have a son with her
>DM decides to advance the timeline a bit after we kill the BBEG of that arc
>instead of playing a 60 year old cleric, I opt to play as his son, now a grown man ready to see the world

Today's conversation with my players in the game chat yielded this little gem:

>"Remember that time Anon and Anon ruined the campaign because neither wanted to admit defeat and they pretty much ERP'd for a solid ten minutes?"

One of them was tsundere for an NPC in a previous campaign, too.

>>44478310

Details.

Storytiem.

I need this hatesex story.

>>44478335
I hate to disappoint you, but the context here involves one player making a joke about having his sorceress fuck the cleric's NPC son. (Who is a strapping young man, sorry /tv/)

The cleric's player retorted by threatening to fuck the sorceress himself.

The conversation escalated until someone dropped that as a joke.

My Bard married the female gold dragon whose hoard we were raiding. She would come save me when I was very close to death but I had to play another character while the dragon nurtured me back to health.

File: 483.png (334KB, 600x600px) Image search: [Google]

334KB, 600x600px

>>44478438

"You do that, and maybe I'll decide I want to fuck that tight little ass of yours!"

"Yeah? Well, maybe I'll decide to get my masterwork strapon and fuck YOUR ass afterwards!"

"Oh, you think that's going to stop me?!"

"Do you?!"

"Get a fucking room, already."

>>44478609

Here's the rest. Be warned: Dangerous amounts of Chantard speak.

>I dunno Anon, [Sorceress] has had [Cleric's] dick in her mouth for most of the campaign. How about you tell me how salty he is?

>No bully short grill

>I'm subverting tradition party roles by having the healer be the bully.
>It's a bully-or-be-bully world out there darlin'.

>Implying [Sorceress] won't bully [Cleric] the younger into bed

>Implying I won't counter your lewd with lewd of my own.
>Implying this isn't going to lead to a strange battle of Lewd Chicken to see who backs down first.

>Or until [DM] kicks us

>>44468908
My 5e wizard bonded with his wizard mentor waifu over the fact that, as fellow wizards, neither of them have a sense of right and wrong and both enjoy using magic to be total dicks. The whole romance thing was actually the DM's idea, he kind of hinted that she liked me over the late stages of the campaign and I finally went with it in the last session because it made sense and it made for a good epilogue.

>Play "good Catholic" boy thief. Raised by nuns, worship goddess of family love and fertility.
>Party decides fuck this country let's get on a boat. None of us have survival skills, to the point where I had to save the fighter from a cow.
>Decide we need a guide.
>DM dares me with elf slave what do.
>Elf shows actual evidence my god is dead.
>Travel the world with elf, learn from shamans and priests everywhere. Start becoming monk.
>Be on vision quest high as balls. Argue with frog because the liar says he is a toad. End up saying things about elf.
>Elf slave overhears, vision questing too. Neither of us sure what is real, just fade to black.
>Party exclaims finally.
>Later free nature goddess to bring life back to barren land. Rest of party demanding boons.
>Holy fuck a pet tiger! Ask if I can borrow it.
>As the flood of green life returns, the normals see only me, riding the tiger holding my hand out to elf "come with me if you want to be awesome".
Later...
>Elf slave preg what do?
>Slam fist on table ic, tell party we have six months to beat the BBEG, gotta make honest woman out of her.
>DM stopped caring, let one player solo the boss while I was doing a food run.
>Thiefmonk never gets his wedding even in epilogue.
>There is no face for this emotion.

>>44468908
Yes.

Badly.

>>44479732
Well, come on then. Story time.

>>44479775
There's honestly not much to be said on the subject.

I rolled up my character already married with a family for a change, because my DM was a good friend and we'd talked about how DMs who kill PC's families for drama are relying on a storytelling crutch.

They killed my PC's family for drama.

>>44468908
He was raised in a church of a god of knowledge. He used his adventuring funds to open a church in towns that worshiped a god of the sun, and she elected to help him. Over the years they got closer and during time skips in the campaign, got married and had a kid.

File: Firefly trap.gif (813KB, 320x134px) Image search: [Google]

813KB, 320x134px

>>44479865

When your GM promises that things will be different in HIS game, and how he won't do something so trite and predictable as targeting your loved ones?

>>44476998
Not him, but I wouldn't think of someone as gay just for acting in a gay porn. I'd think a lot of bad things about them, but I wouldn't think they were gay.

Well, unless they were really into it. Then I might think they were gay.

>>44468908
Krogan soldier. Asari engineer. In hindsight, he never quite caught on to all her flirtation thanks to his own stunted ideas of how such things are handled. If it didn't involve guns, he wasn't very good at it. Plus, he had a lot of baggage after his first wife's death and his missing daughter. But they sort of... just made it work. Things only got serious after all our NPCs were nearly killed because we didn't leave anyone to guard the ship. It was entirely our own fault and we should have seen it coming. The attitude shifted tangibly after that session and their weird romance picked up steam. They're still together, as far as I'm concerned.

>>44479386
Shitty DM

>>44479910
>a guy sucking another guy's cock
>not gay

Wut?

>>44468908
Was an aspiring monarch and decent artificer posing as a mage of great power. Met an actual mage of great power, who was fascinated by the illusion of capability my character exuded, and through inadvertently being saved on several occasions, the aforementioned mage was wooed. The illusion was preserved right up until my character hastily abandoned her, thoroughly uncomfortable with the idea of someone feeling genuine affection for them.

File: 1445744917386.png (117KB, 683x470px) Image search: [Google]

117KB, 683x470px

Samurai of mine married a matriarch of a drow-ish race and had 13 children, 10 of em died later in a raid from a little elf girl he pissed off about 60 years beforehand and one of em had his memory wiped to save the life of a fellow companion.
Godspeed Tahlen the shitty rogue, you were my favorite character

>>44480058
Ain't for thrills, it's to pay those bills.

There was a kind of budding affection between my Fey Warlock that used to be an assassin and his adorable sprite, but that only culminated in spending a lovely night together in the Feywilds to act out fairytales and play around in childlike wonder of the world, permitted and made possible by his Fey Patron. So, no actual romance, this is the closest.

>>44480058
>he doesn't know what "gay for pay" is
I work with a ton of gays and I hear this shit all the time. There are a bunch of men out there that do homosexual stuff for cash, but are not actually hard gay themselves. Bi maybe, but a lot are straight.

>>44480440
>>44480699
>sucking another guys cock...

Niggers, if that ain't gay, nothing is gay.

Once had my character in DH accidentally flirt with the ships navigator while the party was being ferried to the objective. And by "accidentally flirted", I mean "critical a blather role and amused her". The fun part was where player naivety and character naivety coincided to give me an excuse for carrying on a conversation with her without realizing who I was talking to. In my own defense, a lot of people wear headbands...right?

Almost all my romances end up with the lover either dead, broken, or sacrificed for the Greater Good.

>>44480884
You wouldnt suck a dick for cash money?

>>44480884
Some legitimately straight people shoot gay porn because the money is good.
It's just a job to them.

>>44480957
Who were you talking to? What was important about the head band?

>>44468908
Yeah most of the times ends well

>>44468908
Played as a reptilian paladin who worshipped pelor and tried to keep his morals in check all the time.

DM wanted to kill me off in game to kick me out of group so he sent the group on a quest to some village that hated reptilians. They kidnap us one night and try to burn us at the stake. I fail my morality roll and go insane, breaking free and slaughtering all I could get my hands on.

The group burns at the stake while I round up the rest of the villagers and ritually begin to rape and slaughter the rest. Because of the way I did things, I summon the elder succubus that was bound beneath the village. So impressed with my work, she offers me a place in her new coterie and we make love on the pile of bloody corpses.

>>44468908

Not my PC, unfortunately. Our GM is currently running a campaign where the party's best fighter has a vampiress (Japanese-style, basically shorthand for 'magical being') in a urban fantasy campaign crushing on him.

It's really fun, because she's an actual Princess and noblewoman. So she's not 'all over him' as much as she's flirting with him and subtly trolling him at the same time. It all started because she kissed him as a reward for rescuing her from assassins, and after that became quite attached to him. That's how she got the party seconded to them as her liaison with the government agency they all work for.

It's probably something you need to be there to fully appreciate, but it's hilarious. There's the time she needed an escort when she was visiting...A theme park, so she was basically asking him to be her date, and they took photos together and otherwise did all the 'couple' stuff. It was especially funny when somehow who recognized her saw them, and he had to literally scoop her up in his arms and run off while she cooed that he was "So daring~!"

The fun started when her sister got into it. She was a little jealous: not romantically jealous, but jealous in "Wow, my sister is really working on this guy, and she seems to be having a lot of fun. I wonder if...?"

(More)

File: vampire silver.jpg (166KB, 850x1202px) Image search: [Google]

166KB, 850x1202px

>>44481431

When they were traveling by armored limousine, the vampiress's sister asked him to sit him with her. They passed the first few moments in awkward silence with the girl not-so-subtly sizing him up, then she promptly opened up the conversation with:

> "...So, you're the one who kissed my sister."

(One of the players actually shot Coke out his nose at this point.)

When the PC was trying to deny it, she giggled and went "You're cute when you're flustered, you know." while resting a hand on his knee, and leaning close so she could whisper into his ear. Then she added:

> "Still, I'm really curious. I wonder what she sees in you?"

Of course, when the car hit a bump, she promptly went "Kyaaa!" and fell against him, then took her time getting up. At this point, she's basically tracing his chest with her fingers now. He's trying to do the right thing and go "Please return to your seat, Ma'am", when she settles herself on his lap with a "I don't feel like it. Besides, I'm safer here, r-i-g-h-t?"

I could go on, but those are the highlights so far. At this point, they're just fucking with him, and it's funny as hell, and pretty arousing too.

My rogue got pregnant.

>>44470559
>or a Malkavian elder with a three page long list of derrangements and ludicrous Dementation levels.
Imma gonna go with this, as it is a funnier.

>>44481438
cancer

>>44481438

What is the most arousing thing either of them did to this poor guy?

File: WeApprove.gif (1MB, 320x240px) Image search: [Google]

1MB, 320x240px

>>44477150
Simple shit like this is why I play roleplaying games.

It's probably to fill a void but it makes me happy anyway.

>>44481548

The princess asked him to rub anti-daylight lotion onto her, in case she was exposed to it mid-transit. Then she started taking off her clothes after he agreed...and stopped.

What, you think she could get those costumes off ALONE? She had maids to do that! You can't reach the straps of a corset that tight. Going to have to help her take it off...THEN rub oil all over her.

>>44481780

Now that is just unfair.

>>44468908

Exalted. My PC reunited with his Lunar mate. Technically, his reincarnation did, but it'd take too long to explain here. The problem was that both of them had changed immeasurably, one from countless deaths and the other from centuries worth of hardscrabble survival in the Wyld.

No. But we did have an NPC in a modern setting show up that was an Ex.
She was a veterinarian. We needed a doctor but couldn't go to a hospital.

When my character left the room the party and her had fun talking shit about him.

>>44468908
my fighter was forced to deal with a mystery assailant at an inn while he was sleeping nude beowulf style

the gm thought it would be funny if several female NPCs at the inn were swooning over me the next day. so I told him I wished to take the barmaid as my women and I got one free drink per night. there wasn't really much beyond that, we rarely brought it up.

I'm not really one for imaginary romance so that's the closest i've ever come to it as far as I can recall

Does abusing my ghou after realising I can no longer feel affection or find solace in her beauty count?

>>44481515
The feel when you just know that, in the modern nights, there are guaranteed to be Malks who think they are Edward.

>>44470551
not him but ttrpg is suposed to be dwarf fortress on steroids

>>44473008
>/tg/ isn't a weeaboo cancer containment board, fuckwit.

of course not, its 40k likers containment board

File: whatthe that's adorable.png (115KB, 650x370px) Image search: [Google]

115KB, 650x370px

>>44477150

File: wellplayed[1].jpg (29KB, 600x400px) Image search: [Google]

29KB, 600x400px

>>44471428
>>44471474

>>44481780

How did he resist fucking her? There's 'flirting' and then there's 'FUCK MY BRAINS OUT'.

>>44482417

Probably because she's played by a fat neckbeard.

>>44482429

It's an online game, man. I'd never do that if it was a face-to-face game, because it would make people uncomfortable as hell.

>>44482468
>online
>rpg
>vampire
You got me m8. Where do I sign up?

>>44482573

Roll20, but Tavernkeeper has quite a few games that are looking for people. There are actually plenty of pretty unique concepts you can try because of the social distance. That way, you don't have to worry about awkwardness.

I've played in one game about a group of anime-themed demon-hunting knights. Together, it's like they're the most emo boy band ever.

My wizard had a quirk page which specified that he was attracted by "muscular women" and "women of nobility". It was entirely meant for humor and in the first session a female NPC knight joined us. My low charisma wizard started flirting with her and was shot down multiple times to everyone's humor.

Later on she ended up dying to a bbeg and my character started a long quest for revenge and to bring her back to life. Eventually he succeeded at resurrecting her and they began a romantic relationship with her often travelling with us. They ended up getting married and having children by the end of the campaign.

File: Texan Erection.jpg (97KB, 728x752px) Image search: [Google]

97KB, 728x752px

>>44469327

>>44469518
That's pretty hot
Any incest impregnation soon?

>>44482302
Yeah, get it straight

We were escorting a trading caravan, and the wagon a head of us had some pretty hot twins selling furs. Our fighter managed to have sex with them only to realize that they were doppelgangers after the fact when they tried to kill him in an assassination attempt. We now call him the Dopplebanger.

>>44482989
I was in a party where something similar happened, only it was the barbarian. I think he wore one of their skulls as a codpiece for a while after that.

>>44468908
Depending on how things fall out, he might have fathered the apocalypse in his backstory.
Also, he married an NPC bard, gave her twins, and dropped out of the PC career to take up leading an army and possible future boss shenanigans.

File: WILDSTAR-Chua-l.jpg (76KB, 552x656px) Image search: [Google]

76KB, 552x656px

>>44468908

Wouldn't call it a romance, per se, but I have a bit of a story along those lines.

>Online GURPS game
>Space Opera
>Playing the 3'6" space rat pilot of the ship
>Fancies himself a dashing hero
>More or less the party rogue
>Plot happens
>End up rescuing a space princess
>She's on the run from Evil Vizier #4098
>She wanders into the cockpit one night
>Point out the stars to her
>She worries she'll never see the stars of home again
>Promise her that we'll stop the Vizier and bring her home safe
>Because I'm AWESOME
>She blushes

>More plot happens
>Princess receives message from vizier
>If she surrenders, nothing bad will happen to her people
>Basically DARVOs the shit out of her
>Party tells him to get fucked, but princess is quiet
>Late that night
>Wake up when I hear a noise
>Find the princess trying to take a shuttlecraft
>Apparently wanted to surrender herself for the good of her people
>Point out that I made a promise
>A promise we'd kick this guy's ass and get her home safe
>Take her hand with my grimy little paw
>And I'm damn well going to keep it
>Because I'm AWESOME
>She blushes again

>Final climactic struggle
>Team is on the ground while I provide close air support
>Ship gets clipped by superweapon
>I bail, just barely survive the crash
>Neither the team nor the enemy know this
>Battle continues
>Princess gets captured
>Wounded Evil Lieutenant #6703440 is dragging her to his ship
>"Leaving so soon?"
>He turns around
>Sees a singed space rat
>Pulls the princess in front of him as a human shield
>"Why won't you bastards just DIE?" He snarls
>Reaches for his blaster
>Quick-Draw roll and aim for his face
>Success on both
>He drops to the ground, a sizzling hole in his head
>"Because..."
>Flourish my blaster pistol before holstering it
>"I'm AWESOME."
>Rest of party take down the vizier and his giant mecha
>Victory

>We meet back up
>Medals for everyone
>Princess gives me mine
>And gives me a kiss on the cheek
>Because I'm awesome, she whispers

File: 1370008907861.jpg (59KB, 470x345px) Image search: [Google]

59KB, 470x345px

>>44483186
10/10.
See you, space ratboy.

>>44481450
I've never seen a PC actually get knocked up. Ever.
I have a hard time believing it happens.

>>44482397

I have to admit I did this once. I had two girls who were supposed to show up for a Vampire game I ran way back in the day. One was delayed, so it was just th eother girl and I in my dorm.

9/10 goth girl. Damn she was fucking amazing. We sat out on the quad talking and watching for hot girls (she was bi and had a high sex drive). Finally, the rest of the group shows up. Ran a steamy sex scene (she was a vampire and wanted to RP out the way she seduced him).

Midway into the game, she gets paged. Takes the call, comes back into the room, and is like "yeah this hot guy I know called asking for sex." She literally chants, "I'm gonna get laaaaiiid!" while bouncing happily.

We finish the game and they immediately leave. Right up to that call I'd been working up the courage to ask her out. Holy shit she was hot.

I never saw her again. Found out later through mutual friends she was a stripper. She later got into drugs, didn't age well, lost touch.

MFW.

But yeah I tried to use the in-game romance to spark something OOC. Never again. I was pretty awkward with girls in those days, but the only way to learn is to practice.

>>44468908
I always interact "passively" with npcs but if they get flirty then I consider the relationship when I have something to gain besides getting my PCs dick wet.

Possible incentives to put time into this is if the NPC is particularly wealthy or influential. If not then I use them as a vehicle for extra sidequests. Depending on the GM they may target your waifu so theres extra exp from your team for the 1~2 times bowser kidnaps her in exchange for the occasional extra 5 min dialogue whenever you visit town.

>>44483796
One time our warlock got "impregnated" with some evil spawn when failed to beat a demon. The player rolled a different character afterwards, and we ended up fighting a parasitic child living inside the previous character's body some time later.

You say NPC, does that mean lacking independent decision making?

>>44468908
The only romance in my old party was between PCs.

The DM had a nasty habit of introducing NPC romances but he also habitually murdered them in increasingly unpleasant ways to generate drama.

Eventually the party just stopped paying attention and he didn't seem to understand why.

>>44468908
No. No one in my group either. Thank fuck for that.

>>44480379
Aren't you supposed to look after loved ones? Ah well wouldn't be accidents if harm is intentional. Unless you're a spy. Stay away from my socks (no, really safety isn't guaranteed).

In the campaign I'm DMing, I introduced an NPC family whose patriarch had been killed by the villain's henchmen. I never really described the rest of the family beyond what was needed for the quest they featured in, which is long finished. For some reason, one of my players has become infatuated with the grieving widow, to the extent that he's putting off quests and ditching the rest of the party to spend time with her. I don't know if I should be creeped out, or take it as a compliment of my storytelling skills.

I guess lots of DMs kill family members off

>Party is a rogue and two fighters
>Bodies everywhere
>New player joins
>Rolls a rogue
>Party diversity is kind of screwed at this point
>Finish liberating town from dragon
>Two years pass
>DM goes on to tell one of our fighters that he got married and was about to have a child when a complication killed both the mother and the child
>says it's so that fighter will become a paladin, but needs to go through being a drunk first
>For the next 10 sessions party remains the same except for the addition of a bard and a cleric
>Fighter destined to be paladin dies (instadetath from DM)
>Has fighter meet family in heaven
>Fighter finds dragon god
>Dragon god revives him on the terms that he will be his paladin

>>44486288
Killing off family members without a chance to save them is something I promised myself I would never do as a DM.

My old DM went down the list of his players one by one session after session destroying their entire backstory without anyone being able to save them, no matter how well you rolled or what you did he would always DM fiat into you just barely not being able to save them.

It's terrible watching a good DM go downhill so far.

>>44486288
I mean "two years later" in game. If that wasn't clear

>>44486288
shitty railroading GM. change him.

In a game I'm running, a Half Elf Fighter walked into a bar and claimed he could take one of the guardswomen upstairs due to having a really high charisma. So I let him go up, the bartender magically soundproofed the room and fade to black. After rolling a d100 in secret, I determined that she might, in fact, be pregnant.

Due to circumstance however the entire town has disappeared. The party doesn't know where, but I've decided they've disappeared into the hands of our resident god of Greed. Since time flows faster on his plane, I can't wait to see what happens when the fighter finally gets the town back and comes face to face with his 20 year old son that he didn't even know he had.

>>44486339
I've never killed off a family member of a PC (mostly because I've never had PCs make backstories with families involved and present enough to be affected), but I might have to kill one of my player's mothers soon.

>She is sick with some undetermined illness that keeps her bedridden.
>She's staying at a hospice where basically all they can do (since the PC can't afford high-level healing magic) is use restoration spells to keep her from getting worse.
>A huge plague-disease is about to hit the city and kill thousands of people.

I don't think there's gonna be much of a way for her to make it through that. I just have to find a way to make it serve a purpose.

>>44486483
>I might have to kill one of my player's mothers soon
>kill one of my player's mothers

>>44486584

Well she keeps him from playing

>>44486400
>Immediately go adventuring with son
This is fine

File: BecauseImAwesome.png (129KB, 1105x626px) Image search: [Google]

129KB, 1105x626px

>>44483186
Compiled for future use.

>>44486222
Holy shit dude. If a player gets invested in an NPC, take that shit and RUN. It is incredibly hard to piece the cold dead heart of the modern murderhobo, so them actually getting intrigued and wanting to spend time with an NPC instead of assuming they just fade out of existence when their quest line is over is a great roleplaying experience.

If you're just constantly introducing characters only for them to come out, say their line, hand the party their reward then fade from existence. You're not roleplaying, you're playing an MMO. You've successfully gotten 10 of the rotted badger heads, and now its time to never interact with that NPC ever again unless some other fuck points you that way.

>>44486910
I gave him a couple of follow-up quests involving his waifu and I'm trying to make her a more prominent character in the story by tying her into other plot lines. Problem is, I'm running out of sidequest ideas that can involve the rest of the party, and I'm concerned that they'll be getting bored.

>>44487148
Well, if she can handle herself in combat. Maybe consider having her wander about with the party for a while as a hireling.

>>44468908
Me and my group had gotten to a town with a worshipper of a some goddess of luck. My character had horrible luck so far ( I rolled a lot of ones) and he went to the priest and talk to them about how it seemed as if her god hated me. Now this became our hub town so I would see the character a lot. My PC began to get some better luck and followed the priest's teaching. When I got the chance for some banter I took it and started to romance the girl. She was not very respondent at first because of her duties and not having time for such things. Well the bard in my group loved this whole thing. For a few weeks while we went and fought a wizard as well, I and the bard would play music for her at night. She decides that she will give it a shot because of how I would clear my schedule for her she could try and worm some for me. After we killed the wizard I used my money to buy wine for me and her. She got knocked up and we got married. Kinda glad because it led to many funny moments from my socially awkward elf boy who was raised by animals. The bard had good jokes to go a long with it

File: KZDoXBcg6pMd21B6XK4047tcgzOomwu7.jpg (166KB, 1000x667px) Image search: [Google]

166KB, 1000x667px

>>44468908
My current one

Female combat pilot (me) - male combat pilot (NPC)
In the middle of a war when any sortie could be the last one and surrendering is a bad option, the NPC once had his parachuted strafed) there is a lot of stress and anxiety with a good dose of adrenaline from the constant dog-fighting and attack runs, sex seems like something mundane, I mean you can fuck several times but you only die once. But on the other side nothing says "I love you" like shooting directly to the cockpit of the plane that is chasing you
Despite been on different units we always try to flight together and what a great pair we are
Pic related this are our planes F-16,me Rafale, him

>>44468908
I get turned down everytime
it's not easy being green

Bump for more romance stories

>>44468908
I did. Turned out to be an instadeath with no save trap.
My faith in my GM died that day.

A player of mine actually got a crush on a minor NPC of mine. He was just suppose to be an employee at a bookstore but apparently he was her type.

File: cig beanie.jpg (19KB, 704x400px) Image search: [Google]

19KB, 704x400px

>>44469023

File: heavyweapons.gif (1MB, 300x169px) Image search: [Google]

1MB, 300x169px

>>44486802

>>44468908
>Rogue Trader mirin dat hard blueberry body
>all muscle but supple in all dose right places
>though she opened her legs
>she didn't open up her feelings any


;-;

File: Elf_by_OniYon.jpg (74KB, 356x500px) Image search: [Google]

74KB, 356x500px

Ran a game for my gf, she played a beautiful elven princess.

Over the course of the campaign, she performed magical genetic reingennering on the elven populations to make them even more beautiful and powerful and lead magical initiatives to surge the populations of cute fairys, lots and lots of nymphs, dryads, unicorns and other creatures she deemed pretty or cute.

She also set up churches in or near human population areas, promising a beautiful new life to any who worshiped her as a goddess, using magic to transform humans, especially women, into elves and then removing them from the human lands and placing them on a reservation so that she would stiffle the human population growth and gain worshippers.

However, for the evil races, she could not bring herself to risk her own beautiful creatures in war, so instead, she went to find the perfect person for it.

File: elven_huntress_by_eth0_lancer-d3g1wk6.png (651KB, 515x866px) Image search: [Google]

651KB, 515x866px

>>44491826
A deathknight, fallen paladin, who fell because he failed his absolute oath to defend his home and family. Since he could not die, she slowly began to seduce him, allowing his dead heart to yearn for the first time in hundreds of years for the possibility that someone would care and be able to fill his life with something other than despair.

she would call on him periodically to ask for his assistance with threats where she or her species seemed to be the victims, not bringing to his attention any matters where the opposite was true.

One romantic night, she got him to swear an oath to her that he would do everything he can to protect her. A little while later, she found an artifact, armor that would make someone an unkillable juggernaut for one battle, but then die after its conclusion.

So she buried the armor in a tome, summoned some creatures, and made a mini adventure for the death knight and her to go obtain the armor, so that he could have it, but also she could say "Please, never use this"

After that, she worked hard to lose battles without many losses to goad her true enemy, all the yucky evil orcs goblins, ogres and other creatures into one final battle, when they were to attack her capital. The Death knight was obviously there, and even though he asked her not to, she showed up to battle and pretended to "die" in full view of him, convincing him he had failed to protect her. So the death knight went enraged, put on the armor, and proceed to slaughter the enemies. She with drew her pretty forces so that they wouldn't have to fight, as she watched the death knight kill over and over.

Finally after the battle was over, she sent sages to tell him that there might be a way to ressurect her, if he was able to kill the orc species from the realm since then his battle would not be over yet.

File: elf_by_amanda_kihlstrom-d8rqvzb.jpg (147KB, 900x741px) Image search: [Google]

147KB, 900x741px

>>44491845

And so, with her sages to guide him, he went and do so, only for her to miraculously be revived and the armor finally to fulfill its affect. As he died, he saw her ressurected, and finally was brought to peace.

she rewarded him by using one of her wish items to actually resurrect him, but only with some gaes in place, to ensure he always loved her.

File: moar boar.jpg (41KB, 393x297px) Image search: [Google]

41KB, 393x297px

>>44491826
>>44491845
Holy shit, your gf's character is actually really evil. Please tell me more.

>>44491826
absolutely horrifying

File: Apprentice_Sorceress_.png (788KB, 624x824px) Image search: [Google]

788KB, 624x824px

>>44491901
Allright.

Those were the major highlights, but it was the little things. Like whenever she came to the human areas, she brought festivals. One of her favorite events was storytelling to children. Where she would tell stories of her wonderful fae like home, and if ever they wanted to visit, they could, most of them who choose to, never decided to come back, strangely enough... but then she would always say "Though I can't imagine why anyone would want to go back~"
The children would come and be absolutely enthralled by her. She gave them gifts, lots of gifts, especially the girls, who many of them would receive minor blessings, an enchantment ritual to give them small bonuses to charisma and luck. making them feel better, easing them into worshipping her since they got tangle benefits, luck and being prettier and people liking them more.

The churches themselves had heavy enchantments to make the humans love her. and with the final induction to elfhood, came a permenant gaes to be fully devoted to her and her laws.

she even had elvish pastries filled with delicious and addicting substances that smelled so good so people would come, so when local business failed because of food availabilty and listening to enchanting nymphs, they would spend more time at her church, spend more time being inducted, and then realize they have nothing left to go back to anyways.

>>44492169
Holy fuck.

Please tell me someone stopped her. At this rate all the remaining non-elves will be in salt mines by the end of the story.

File: witch-hunter-omnibus_125.jpg (84KB, 320x332px) Image search: [Google]

84KB, 320x332px

>>44491826
>>44491845
>>44491882
>>44492169

Suddenly, the Inquisition don't seem like such bad guys after all.

File: priestess_by_spaceweaver-d5nsvqk.jpg (774KB, 969x1329px) Image search: [Google]

774KB, 969x1329px

>>44492272
kind of.

The elven god was irratated since she was drawing focus away from him, so he did the only thing he could to actually stop her. Promoted her. Now she is a goddess, lawful evil, has her own realm and everything, but is bound by the same rules other gods are, which is no direct interference.

Ages later, she is seen as a dark, fae like diety by the humans, but she has many many fae, elf, sylvan and human worshipers and is one of the more prominent deities in my ongoing game world. The orc and goblin genocide remained in affect though.

>>44482939

None, the daughter is a Changeling so it's not exactly hard to notice if I'm about to bang her. He will probably fuck the forest spirit again, though, woman was described as a virtuous nature deity with the body of a fertility goddess.

Besides, she's like 16 and my guy's 34 with a dad beard.

>>44483796

My DM insists on including pregnancy percentages for our campaign, she thinks it adds to the story.

Seeing it in action, I agree.

>>44492480
Well, at least she was stopped. Still, I wish some human knights had stopped her through more pointy metal object means. Preferably in front of her followers followed by kicking the corpse down temple steps.

>>44468908
My dwarven fighter randomly starts hitting on a Valkyrie. DM makes me roll, fully expecting failure. I had secretly been building charisma dwarf so the character could become a great general, and a leader of men. Rolls diplominate like a boss. Four sessions later, the two were married. The two characters were that way when last we left off- happily married.

>>44481031
That ANon was saying that his character might not have realised the woman was a navigator. 40k Navigators have a "third-eye" in their forehead that assists with long-distance space travel, but if a normal human looks at it straight they get mindfucked or paralysed, etc. So the Navigators usually wear a bandanna/headband to cover the eye so it doesn't mindfuck people who are friendly to them.

>>44469023
>Further proof

any other proof?

>>44476848
Is that comic an edit or the real thing?

>>44491845
>Literally manipulating and exploiting everything the guy believes in in order to use him as her tool
She was INTENDING to play this character as a fucking sociopath, right?

>>44468908
It went well. Much drama was had and it furthered the story well.

File: 1443660541295.png (10KB, 224x225px) Image search: [Google]

10KB, 224x225px

>>44470932
>>44472669

My character, whose name evoked over the course of the campaign and and currently is known as "2nd Major Blizzard the Sometimes Slizzard War Lizard: Poundtown King." Originally it was Blizzard, who is a silver dragonborn. We met a silver dragon during the campaign and we ended up getting married and have a family. She stayed with the eggs and hatched them while I was adventuring, but when I heard that they had hatched I retired the character and he spent the remainder of his days as a father as a level 17 barbarian in 5e. ?

>>44496206
Evolving*
having*
No "?"

Excuse the typos. New years = drunk.

>>44468908
No oddly, but they've had several with other PCs

Not me, but one of my players' characters fell in love with one of the whores in the whorehouse where the campaign started. He was forced to leave her behind at the end of the first arc when the party became fugitives.

I plan to bring her back in the final confrontation with the BBEG as a hostage.

My current character is stuck in a hopeless love triangle with a cripple and an abstract concept living in his head that's ultimately killing off humanity.

He's got a real hard time picking which one to go with in the end. And so far, his actions have gotten a good deal of people killed.

File: 1450392456001.png (44KB, 456x423px) Image search: [Google]

44KB, 456x423px

>>44484706
This is satire, right?

Barbarian with an interesting style of fighting. Taught many a student in the art of war.

One student decides to join said barbarian and his group on their adventures. From there things sort of took off. We died together in the last act of the campaign, where the party finally nailed down the BBEG who had been damaging us since the beginning of said campaign. It was glorious, and I dont think I could ever ask for a better end.


On another note, we had this one guy who charmed an emperor class titan.

Yeah.

Things went really weird after that.