a very /tg/ Christmas

His eyes - deep inside, there a twinkle I saw

T'was a bloodlust so fierce that I fell back in awe

The Old Wolf's grizzled mouth flickered as he drew near

The trace of a smile - I had no need to fear

Though he loomed like a nightmare from old soldiers myths

It was not death like that which he brought out forthwith

From beneath his great cloak he withdrew a large sack.

Which he opened at once - I was taken aback

There were bolters and lasguns and meltas and more

I had never seen such a collection before

From the seemingly bottomless sack he pulled out

Enough weapons to put a whole army to route

He spoke not a word but went straight to his work

Fill'd all the supply crates, then turn'd with a jerk

And laying a finger aside his great nose

He gave me a nod and then from the trench rose

Then he sprung to his sleigh, to his team gave a howl

And away they all flew; hunters back on the prowl

And that was the last seen by this commissar

Of the wonderous force known as Logan Grimnar

But I did hear him roar, ere he drove out of sight —

HAPPY SOLSTICE TO ALL, AND TO ALL A GOOD FIGHT!

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also - IT'S CHRISTMAS. post Christmas related stuff

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Lovecraftian eldritch horrors reporting - season's greetings. Here's some music to put you in the festive mood:

Have Yourself A Scary Little Solstice
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ic3Yd0rDaoI

Great Old Ones are Coming to Town
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m_hZXH_2IRM

Freddy the Red Brained Mi-Go
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k8_8tnBFzJE

Oh Come All Ye Old Ones
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g2DscvVye94

On the first day of Christmas /tg/ have to me...

A codex for my army

>>44365894
on the second day of Christmas my /tg/ gave to me

Two waifu loves

And a codex for my army

>>44366020
On the third day of Christmas my /tg/ gave to me...

Three game dens

Two waifu loves

And a codex for my army

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>>44365275
>>44365303
Damn good work OP.

>>44366309
Thank you, anon - Merry Christmas

>>44366096
On the fourth day of Christmas my /tg/ gave to me...

Four quest threads

Three game dens

Two waifu loves

And a codex for my army

>>44366399
sry if this one's shit, feel free to re-do it

>>44366020
>more than one waifu

>>44366614
in my defence, it's very hard to find a rhyme for 'doves'.

I suppose this is as good a thread as any to say this: Happy Christmas, /tg/.

All you neckbeards have a good time, okay

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A very Merry Sanguinala to all Imperial citizens!

And a Merry Christmas to you /tg/!

On a personal note, if you're feeling down and thinking of leaving us at this time of year, just remember that we'd miss you. We're your friends. We give each other plenty of shit but we care about you, anon. We're here for you.

merry christmas /tg/

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REAL THRILLING LOGAN

MY PEN STILL SMELLS LIKE DOGSHIT THOUGH.

>>44365303
>>44365275
10/10 merry wolfmas to you too writefag.

>>44366399

On the fifth day of Christmas my /tg/ gave to me...

Five lewd elves on dragons

Four quest threads

Three game dens

Two waifu loves

And a codex for my army

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>>44367012

Is that the guitarist from TTNG?

(far right, what even is cropping)

>>44365275
>>44365303
And very happy solstice to you as well anon, fine work there.

>>44367012
thank you

rebamp

>>44370890
You're welcome. Do you want to talk about it?

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>>44365275

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>>44372189

On the fifth day of Christmas my /tg/ gave to me...

Six neckbeards fighting

Five lewd elves on dragons

Four quest threads

Three game dens

Two waifu loves

And a codex for my army

>>44365275
And the 30k version

Twas the night before Atheistmas, when all through the mist
Not a creature was stirring, not even a Fist
The stockings were hung by the chimney with care,
In hopes that Leman Russ soon would be there.

The children were nestled all snug in their beds,
While visions of flavoured corpse starch danced in their heads.
And Malcador with his staff, and I in my plate,
Had just settled our brains for a long winter’s respite.

When out on the lawn there arose such a clatter,
I sprang from the bed to see what was the matter.
Magnus, my son, appeared with a flash,
Frightened the populace with an almighty crash.

'Father!' He cried out 'Horus is fallen!'
'What?!' I triraded, all shouting and callin'
When, what to my maddening eyes should appear,
But a big-ass fleet, and seven Primarchs I fear.

In a moment, my marines, with Chainsword and gun
I knew in a moment 'Battery and Cannon.'
More rapid than eagles his coursers they came,
And he bombarded, and deployed, all was fire and flame!

"Now Sangy! Now, Jagahti! Now, Polux and Dorn!"
"On, Fulgrim On, Kurze! on Mortarion, Angron!"
"To the top of the Spire!" "To the top of that wall!"
"Now march on! March on! MARCH UPON ALL!"

As bombardments that before them wild astartes loot,
And macroncannon, and lance battery shoot.
And so up to my palace-top my marines they fought,
With the warp full of deamons, and advantages were sought.

>>44372943
And then, for reasons unknown, as I heard from an aide
'Sire! The Vengeful Spirit's shields are a-fade!'
As I drew in my power, and conferred with my Son
Up toward the teleport we charged, our hearts weighed a ton

He was called all in scale, from his head to his foot,
And his skins were all tarnished with ashes and soot.
A wolf skin he had flung on his back,
And he looked like a God, just stood without tact.

His eyes-how they burned! His mind - what a will!
His face was like madness, his maul - an anvil!
His cruel little mouth was drawn up as a sneer
And the beard of his chin was black without peer.

The stump of The Angels head he held tight in his claw,
And his body slumped, I a moment too late, delayed by the War.
Tears sprang to my eyes and I fell to the floor.
That shook when he laughed, my grief now torn.

We duelled and fought, me and his-dammed-self
And I held back when I opposed him, in spite of myself!
A wink of his eye and a twist of his head,
Soon told me that I had everything to dread.

He spoke many a word, to turn me to the God's,
He ripped off my arm, then against all the odds
A lone guardsman entered the bridge
And defied Him and died, as you would slay a midge

I sprang to my feet, and to my powers I called upon
And away his soul died, and to you I leave a new dawn
And with a last breath I exclaim to the Imperium, bright:
"Happy Atheistmas to all, and to all a good-night!"

>>44372792
Your lyrics don't fit, you autist.

>>44372960
That's what happens when you have several different people trying to write one song. Okay, lets rearrange things a bit...

Seven neckbeards fighting

Six (lewd) elves on dragons

Five quest threads

Four dungeon crawls

Three game dens

Two waifu loves

And a codex for my army


...and go from here

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>>44372943
>>44372951
>so many ways to call something heresy, so few to express how awesome this is

>>44365275
>wolfguy riding a wolfboat pulled by wolves

Fuck's sake, guys.

>>44373262
because warhammer 40k was so subtle before

>>44373599
There's a difference between a nudge and a wink and someone yelling "DICKS LOL"

>>44373634
you know what, it's Christmas, let's not argue

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>>44373718

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>>44365685
Death To The World
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ptP0OR-e7rI

The Carol of the Olde Ones
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V_AvJzkPqQ8

Slay Ride
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tiKYsRd2NaM

I'm Dreaming Of a Dead City
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rflsHvtTTGw

>>44374474
>>44365685
how am i just hearing these now? These are awesome.

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>>44373031

On the eighth day of Christmas my /tg/ gave to me...

Eight maps-a-making

Seven neckbeards fighting

Six (lewd) elves on dragons

Five quest threads

Four dungeon crawls

Three game dens

Two waifu loves

And a codex for my army

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since there's no Storythread this week I'll post some Christmas themed caps

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>>44376925

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>>44365423
>A juvenile Equestrian
Topkek

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>>44365275
>>44365303

you know what's better than being a Space Wolf?

not being a faggot

yiff yiff you fucking cunts

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>>44378061
well, merry christmas anyway anon

>>44375002

On the ninth day of Christmas my /tg/ gave to me...

Nine grognards sperging

Eight maps-a-making

Seven neckbeards fighting

Six (lewd) elves on dragons

Five quest threads

Four dungeon crawls

Three game dens

Two waifu loves

And a codex for my army

>>44378003
I just want to point out that ponies are just smaller breeds of horses, not young horses. A young horse is called a foal.

>>44378507
and i just want to point out that 'equestrian' could mean horse or pony. So maybe he wants a baby pony.

>>44365894
>>44366020
>>44366096
>>44366399
>>44370824
>>44372792
>>44373031
>>44375002
>>44378458
more of this

>>44378507
>>44378656
Not sure and not him, but it was probably a joke about /tg/ being tsundere for /mlp/

>>44381081
it was autism, anon. it's always autism

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>>44376925
>"A FUCKING SLEIGH? I SWEAR YOU FUCKING ASSHOLES FIND NEW WAYS TO DISAPPOINT ME EACH YEAR..."
I wonder how many times Games Workshop employees hear those exact words.

A lot, I'd imagine.

>>44381890
>that dumb fucking 'chariot'

at least we got this out of it though
>>44365275
>>44365303

there have been so many awesome 40k Christmas songs this year

>>44366656
loves

but then you are still ending up with 2 waifus by another name i suppose.

>>44387673
oh wait loves is what you rhymed it with disregard my fagotry

>>44387665
I know. I think I saw like four different versions of 'T'was the night before...'. Something about the season must bring out the bard in /tg/ Probably the alcohol

i hope someone finishes this off though
>>44378458

>>44378458

On the tenth day of Christmas my /tg/ gave to me...

Ten dice-a-rolling

Nine grognards sperging

Eight maps-a-making

Seven neckbeards fighting

Six (lewd) elves on dragons

Five quest threads

Four dungeon crawls

Three game dens

Two waifu loves

And a codex for my army

>>44390231
good work, now we just need two more. Come on /tg/, step up.

>>44390231

On the Eleventh day of Christmas my /tg/ gave to me...

Eleven BBEG's

Ten dice-a-rolling

Nine grognards sperging

Eight maps-a-making

Seven neckbeards fighting

Six (lewd) elves on dragons

Five quest threads

Four dungeon crawls

Three game dens

Two waifu loves

And a codex for my army

>>44391416
great. who's going to do the last one then?

>>44391416
>>44390231 (You)

On the Twelfth day of Christmas my /tg/ gave to me...

Twelve circlejerk threads

Eleven BBEG's

Ten dice-a-rolling

Nine grognards sperging

Eight maps-a-making

Seven neckbeards fighting

Six (lewd) elves on dragons

Five quest threads

Four dungeon crawls

Three game dens

Two waifu loves

And a codex for my army

>>44393428
>Twelve circlejerk threads
>only 12
that'd be nice

>>44391416
am I the only one who automatically reads 'BBEG' as 'Big Bad Evil Guy' rather than 'bee bee ee gee'? reading that makes my brain hurt

>>44396456
I read it as "Bee-Beg".

>>44397207
wouldn't it make more sense to read it as just 'Beg'? I mean, if you get a double 'b' in the middle of a word you just pronounce it as one so logically that should extend to double 'b' at the start of a word. Essentially what I'm saying is that we should treat 'bbeg' like we treat 'llama' and pronounce it 'Beg'.

>>44365275
>>44365303
>>44365894
next year we need to do a whole set of /tg/ christmas carols

>>44398703
Four thousand generations have passed since the last time the sleeping giant Teegee awoke and sang. Now, he stirs once more.