>player insists on using an isolation shield to minimize the

But I want them to hear the dice so they can properly panic

Never go full autism.

>>44326532
tell him to use an online dice roller

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>NOT wanting to hear the dice roll

>tfw your DM's speakers randomly play dice roll noises every 20-200 seconds

>>44327073

There's mice or something in a crawl space up in the ceiling of where I usually game that sounds like dice being rolled and I've taken to just announcing numbers off the top of my head whenever it makes it's little skittering noises.

Wtf ? Im.

>>44326532
Be honest: This has never actually happened to you, has it?

>>44326532
I honostly find the idea of a DM using that for secret rolls interesting... But I just use dice roller apps on my PC or phone when I DM...

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>>44326532
>the GM gets back by installing the WALL OF FATE, a massive glass backlit wall with dozens and dozens and dozens of little cubby holes all with automated dice rollers, of all kinds and amounts, constantly rolling to a muted cacophony of results, each displayed on a little reader above each box

>And for each roll, the GM screams out the number above the din

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>Talk to Siri and have her make all my dice rolls for me

>>44327580
>mice playing Redwall larp