OFFICIAL PRIMARCH HANDSOMNESS POWER RANKINGS

>>44295495
>GROSS/WEIRDLY HANDSOME
>Lorgar

Lorgar was always described as being extremely handsome by all who saw him, to the point of being almost enchanting. While he wasn't as beautiful as Sanguinius, he was mentioned as being handsome multiple times.

Charisma is also a powerful force, you know, and he was probably one of the most charismatic Primarchs besides Horus.

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>>44295545
>Anon, I...

>>44295583
>No hair
>Looks like an eastern island head
Why do people like this mook?

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Always put your faith in the Emperor

>>44295649
I forgot to add
>beta
>cannot into 1v1360nosc0pes
>whiny
>chaosthumper

Primarch fanboys have to be the most obnoxious and cancerous fandom within the greater fandom of 40K.

Argh...

>>44295705
What's the significance of the Eye of Horus thing going on?

>>44295783
It's on Horus' flagship. It's naturally gonna have his symbol all over the place.

>>44295774
>Anti-primarch fanboys have to be the most obnoxious and cancerous fandom within the greater fandom of 40K.
Argh...

>>44295783
Eyes on his chest, eyes on his abs, eyes on his balls.
Guess Horus was the only one to see this coming.
Carlos Intensifies

>>44295774
It's 40k brah, it's all shit. I mean come on, take a step back and look at the absurdness of it all

>>44295774
They're not really much worse than any other element of the fanbase. It's the same kind of power level dickwaving that you see with every other element of it. The setting is basically a nonstop power fantasy.

I'm kinda surprised no one has gotten analy devastated over the Ferrus Magnus one

>>44295913
>>44295850
No, it's Primarch fanboys that are absolute worst. Case and point, the daily Russ threads.

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>>44295990
>he doesn't like Russ threads

>>44295990
I started Russposting. Glad to see others have taken up the mantle.

>>44295649
thousands of people visit the Easter Island heads

>>44296098
Yeah, but this is a handsomness thread. No one wants their bussy rekt by an easter island head

>>44296098
>>44296168
Easter island head

>>44296094
Every fucking thread you gloat about this. No one cares.

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>>44296398
I am Russ

>>44296094
I didnt realise how much i love and respect Russ until your threads. Thank you.

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>>44296523
Russ is love. Russ is life. I just need a good "get" image for Russ so I can really start funposting

>>44296570
If i ever come across something for you ill be sure to post it in your threads.

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>>44296642
Thank you kind anon, I am always on the lookout for rare Leman's

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>>44296720

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>>44296808
Have never seen that one before. Some anon made this for me a while back but the crop sucks ass, but you can use it if you want

>>44295705
But anon, Trump couldn't be the Emperor because the Emperor didn't have to inherit all his wealth and power from someone greater.

>>44296720
Outta my way Thousand Son fucking shits.

>>44295495
/tg/ , which primarch will hug or pat your fellow astartes' head ?

>>44295495
>Lion not in feminine tier?

pardon me, sir?

>>44295990
I don't know a lot about warhammer, I've only read the BL books.

But I love russposting.

Feels like I'm contributing, and the threads always get 100+ responses.

>>44295495
Come on, Horus is sexier than "walking corpse", "I dont shower", "unshaved balls" Mortarion

>>44295495

>ROB LOWE TIER
>Leman Russ

Is this thread a spinoff of the Russ shitposters normal thread?

>>44301856
Yes.
No.
Maybe.
Probably yes.

>captcha, how am I supposed to know it's a shake if you don't show me the bloody cup from the SIDE?

>>44295495
Curze is consistently described as being extremely good looking when he isn't caked in rotting gore.

>>44301992
>Foam cup from the side
>Whipped cream on top
Just gonna go and assume it is a shake
>Nope try again
I miss the words.