Out of the way, best primarch coming through to the nearest wall.

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>>44291290
Hows it feel to have failed daddy?

>>44291290
Battle nigger only needed two hands to stop the first black crusade.

>>44291330
How does it feel to have fucking bendy-straw cornrows, robonigger? What, can't stand the sight of a real head of hair?

>>44291290
There are no good Primarchs.

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>>44291432
That's not how you spell Guilliman faggot.

>>44291330
you'd be the one who knows that best, portly

>>44291330
Pert had him in a death trap and still couldn't kill Rogal motherfucking Dorn.

Not a big Dorn fan but his successor chapters are by far the coolest.

>>44291330
Dorm was everything daddy wanted him to be, you'rd the failure pert

Quickly turned into an anti-Pert thread.

>>44291496
Hammers of Dorn confirmed to be more ultra than Ultramarines

>>44291330
Failed yet met every single one of his expectations.

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Did someone say best primarch?

slightly better than russ fags but this needs to stop

>>44292004
Confirmed heretic, second imperium scum

>>44291730
Pert and the IWs are the most entry-level traitor legion. They're not the Black Legion, so nobody mocks them for failing to conquer the Imperium while claiming to be the best. They didn't officially break up like the ECs or WEs so even though they squabble like any Chaos marines they still get to claim they're a legion. The BL writers like them, so they're rarely (deliberately) made to fail or look like idiots. It's easy for neckbeards to like a faction when they never lose, they get cool toys, and their sole described weakness is 'socially awkward and bitter.'

>>44291290
Dem chops

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>>44291290
That's a funny way of spelling Corax. Not having the sneekiest beekiest beeki as the primarch of the beekiez, oh shit nigger what are you even doing?

>>44292112
Sneaky is a fancy way of spelling cowardice.

>>44292112
he has tiny arms. Will never be the best

>>44291290
Father, your sweetheart was I, ROGAL DORN.

>>44292112
the only wall corax could jump over was the one dorn was manning.

>>44292004
>Horus is on his way to terra
>fuck it, I'll make sure my own empire is doing swell instead of getting the largest legion stuck in where it's needed most.

IF get shit for camping walls, Rawbutt should get shit for camping house.

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>>44291290

What a loser, bet you can't even fill these trenches with your own dead troops.

>>44292750
Fuck you mate, he knew he could and you know he did. Imagine how pissed Girlyman was when he was expecting 10 second founding chapters but was only given 2.

>>44292520
>Rowboat is literally too far away to do anything
>decides that Imperium II: Electric Boogaloo is better than going to a ruined Terra and getting raped by traitor fags if the worst happened?

He's a massive faggot for many things, but when your legion is a month away from anything, why not be a double heretic and make your own Imperium, with blackjack and hookers?

>>44292953
Because he chilled for a while and when he decided to go check on the motherland he found out he was only hours away before the Big E bit it.

>>44292953
Because the greatest primarch was there to hold the line.

>>44293046
Russ wasn't there, the Emps had to make due with Sang, Dorn and that gook one

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>>44291290
>im-fucking-plying

>>44293147
>>44292759
Brb, going to get bogged down with the AL.

Russ was on fucking terra before the siege and the yiffer left! Confirmed open incompetence.

>>44293147
Don't forget Ollanius "My balls are the size of Terra" Pius. Seriously, how did they fit on Horus's ship?

>>44293313
Yeah, the Emps sent him off on a mission, same with Corax. It would be stupid to have all the marines on Terra.

>>44291290
Ironcage.picter

>>44293411
Wasn't canon in the beginning, and isn't canon again. Good riddance.

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>>44291330

>>44294081
I laughed.

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>>44291290
Dorn's big day?

Dorn's big day.

>>44294765
Someday I'll have one for each and every "iron cage poster" pic.

>>44294817
He remember that one time Perterabo dug a big ditch, had every advantage possible and still failed to kill Dorn?

Oh wait, that was pretty much the entire Seige of Terra AND the Iron cage

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BEST primarch here, you can all go home now

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When will the ironcucks understand the the Imp.Fists are just...better. I'm not even that much of a fist fan but I mean come on, is liking the IW a bad meme ? Bait maybe ?!
Reminder that 1ksons are one of the most level headed legions. Right up their with the Khan and his boys.

>>44298508
You have to give a bone to the ultras for the worlds they made.

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Whoops posted the wrong photo
>>44298519
And I'll give the ultras that...they may be Mary sue these days but they at least manage world's well.

>>44293504
Pius will always be fucking canon, you heretic.

>>44293504
Cucksodian / marine faffer detected.

Pious is out saviour he died for our sins.

>>44298637
You got that right anon. Praise be to Saint Pius!

>>44291290
That's not how you say Lemon Rush.

/mlp/ Anonymous here. Leman Russ is Best Primarch.

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Actual best Primarch

>>44298716
>the furry likes the furry primarch
I'm not even going to pretend to be surprised.

>>44298756
autism_the_incarnation.jpg

>>44298243
This senpaitachi

>>44291290
How come for a mongol stand-in , Jagahatai Khan is not considered edgy?

>>44291432
>>44291496
Sanguinius.

>>44298243
Mutant scrum, won't tell daddy about his secret anger problem. 2nd tier demigod.

>>44299156
poor hawkboy

Someone seriously trying to claim that Mortarion is not the best Primarch?

>>44299137
because he's always laughing when he's killing

>>44291396
seriously what are those things

>>44291432
I think Sanguinius, Mortarion, Kurze, Horus, Ferrus Manus, Fulgrim, Lorgar, Angron and Khan are all interesting in their own ways. The others I dont know enough about to say much.

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>> Time to spread my message of peace and friendship to the entire Imperium!

>>44291396
oh shit, straight for the jugular

>>44301940
>In a spooky ghost voice of vulkans delusions or the actual ghost of Ferrus manus
You are weeeekk vuulkaaan.

>>44299137
Only intelligent Primarch

>>44299475
Backs himself in a corner with nothing but mutants and psykers, made an already corrupted marine 1st captain. No where near best.

>>44303944
how did Mortarion imagine things would go with the psykers and mutants? Did he somehow imagine that the Chaos side would have LESS of them? Even the Khan was confused as fuck by Mortarion's 'plan'

Finally the lord of walls gets some props.

>would camp/10

>>44303972
He could have drawn the line and backed off when he summoned a daemon by having to kill his death shroud. There's always a point of return.

Why was the Emperor such a terrible father?

>>44304046
He didn't want children, he wanted generals.

>>44304046
He expected that his grown up, super human sons wouldn't all have more emotional baggage than a hundred thousand high school children combined.

>>44304046
They were all taken and corrupted by chaos and raised on brutal and unforgiving worlds during the most impressionable period of their lives and never met or were taught the ways of the Emperor until much later during a time when he was now devoted to both The Great Crusade, The Golden Throne and the Webway Projects.

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>ctrl+f
>best primarch
>0 results

What's this madness?

>>44302839
Go away no head ferrus.
You are not friend.

>>44304363
Eh, the problem with Fulgrim is that he's kinda shit in a vacuum.

>>44299475
>Passed out like a bitch when going to fight his dad, Emprah had to finish his fight for him
>Nurgle makes him beg
>One shot by Draigo
>Best primarch

Can't see it.

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>>44298229
>implying
>implying the idea was not to humiliate Dorn rather than kill him
>implying if that was the case, it did not work

>>44307096
Dorn was a retard but not humiliated.
He felt it was necessary to inflict pain on his Legion, and certainly managed to accomplish that.

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>>44307149
>He felt it was necessary to inflict pain on his Legion

HAHAHAHA, by wiping out most of his Legion? What a fucking idiot. Perturabo humiliated him to all hell.

>"Hey Dorn, why the fuck did you sacrifice that much of your legion to bring back Perturabo in a cage, as a matter of fact, where is Perturabo?"
>"SHUT THE FUCK UP ROGAL, I MEANT TO WIPE OUT MOST OF MY LEGION, CAPTURING PERTURABO IN AN IRON CAGE WAS ONLY A JOKE"

He sure was Humiliated. He wanted to bring back Perturabo in a cage, instead, he lost most of his Legion.

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>>44291290
If servants of Slaneesh get off on emotions like envy and also pain, does Fulgrim get off on the fact that he'll never be as pretty as Sangunius?

>>44304680
Forge father He'stan:I DID IT I AM BEST FORGE FATHER.
He'stan salamanders and the rest of nocturne:
VULKAN LIVES [vuvuzela intesifies]
>planet wide celebration begins.

>"Hey Dorn, I bet you can't fill this ditch with the bodies of your own dead!"
>"Yeah, Pertyfuck, I'd like to test out your style of warfare where I just waste my own men"

The embarrassment of the Iron Cage was that Rogal Dorn sunk to Perty's level.

>>44307427
>"Hey Dorn, why the fuck did you sacrifice that much of your legion to bring back Perturabo in a cage, as a matter of fact, where is Perturabo?"
>"SHUT THE FUCK UP ROGAL, I MEANT TO WIPE OUT MOST OF MY LEGION, CAPTURING PERTURABO IN AN IRON CAGE WAS ONLY A JOKE"

Why is Rogal Dorn shouting at himself? I mean, I can imagine it and it kind of works, but why?

>>44308622
VULKAN LIVES *STOMP STOMP* VULKAN LIVES

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Very best Primarch rolling through.

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Literally did nothing wrong

>>44313787
Other than getting BTFO by the Lion and doing jack shit throughout the Great Crusade...poor man's Angron

>>44313787
>entire modus operandi is flaying people alive, surfing lightning bolts into cities while broadcasting horror audio and sulking about a prophetic death dream which he himself fulfilled

He literally did EVERY SINGLE THING wrong. Not once did he do something right, other than punishing criminals, which is probably more a byproduct than an actual plan.

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>>44291290
S-so Manly...

>>44314051
>>44314111
>lionfags still mad they didnt make it to terra in time

>>44314199

What does Curze have anything to do with Lion?

>>44314261
You mean besides both legions vital lore?

>>44314310
>vital lore
>vital

More like DA barely have any lore due to too much "muh Caliban".

>>44293413
Yeah, it would be absolutely retarded to have all the marines on Terra. It's just the one world that you know Horus is going to come to in force. But no, completely stupid to have all the marines there.

>>44312591
IW had the most stable gene seed and the most aggressive recruiting. Perturabo had basically a crusade of his own running off the books.

>>44307427
He did it because he knew his legion would never agree to break up up into chapters therefore he killed off his entire legion until all that was left was practically chapter sized.

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>>44315425

>>44314638
>implying edge lords aren't shaped almost 99% by their home world

don't get me wrong I like night lords, I like all first founding chapters they're all interesting and anyone who says different is either ignorant or going by their own preferences.

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>>44314651
Yeah, that's why putting all of your troops in one location is a staple of military tactics to this day

>>44301550
I remember someone said the tubes might be in place to reduce pain which is opposite to Masochist Dorn. Also something about bodily motion control.

>>44316447
Probably gives him his medication to clam his autism when he tards out