>"Release me...." he says with a burbling gurgle

I think I will just hand him a box of tissues first

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>>44210089
First let me hear you say it with a gurgling burble.

does anybody have that pic of Stans dad from the Southpark episode where the internet went out?

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Hold on, I wrote a new song. Lemme know what you think

>>44210089
I give him the release of death he asks for with a fireball to the face.

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Nope.

>>44210089
What's burbling or gurgling? That skeleton has no throat, or anything wet or liquid at all, to gurgle with.

There's clearly some horrifying slime based creature masquerading as a harmless cursed skeleton, possibly through ventriloquism while hiding behind those cobwebs. If it feels the need to lie to me and try to deceive me into releasing it, I probably shouldn't.

>Doesn't say please
Leave him to rot, clearly trapped for his gross misconduct

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>>44210089
>is dat sum delicious russ nicholson art?
>is it?

>>44210089
What the fuck happened to you?


>captcha: select all the milkshakes
I guess that's one way of explaining it

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>>44210089
Dude, you gotta stop watching undead vampire porn all day long.

Sense Evil

"Please you?"

uhhh looks like you already got to that yourself.

>>44211082
>chains are evil

>>44210245
He has eyeballs though. Maybe its a tiny beholder?

Rolled 6 (1d20)

>>44211173
I attack the chains. If i hit i cast smite and level 3. Also my thunderous smite is on so add that. After that i sense evil again.

>>44211173
I smite the chains

>>44211234
I'm so glad they changed it to Detect good and evil.

What if the ropey goop is honey?

>>44211270
>changed it to Detect good and evil.

I'm just happy that it doesn't work on mortals anymore. We don't need to contrive reasons for Paladins to not kill 1/3 of the population on sight.
>evil baby what do
>evil pawnbroker what do
>good BBEG what do
>good demon what do

>>44211371

>not engaging in fast and furious rhetorical combat to change the hearts and minds of civilians who hold views counter to your universal, verifiable morality.

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>>44210089
I know there is much we can learn from each other. Can there be peace between us?

>>44211762

"There can......be a piece"

>>44210089
all that sticky jizz

>>44210089
I uh, had a horrible masturbation incident

>>44210089
I know there is much to learn from each other if we can make a truce. We can find a way to Coexist. can there be a peace between us?

>>44211762
Oh god damnit you beat me too it...

>>44211371
Wait, since when do demons count as mortals?

>>44218631
That was a fuckup on my part, but it illustrates a different point. A detect evil spell won't tell you a fiend's alignment, only that it's a fiend. That way you don't have to deal with "good succubus waifu what do". A paladin can simply exterminate fiends wherever he finds them.

>>44210089
>he
If it said she I woulda.

>>44211175
That just sounds cute. I'd free it and diplomance it into traveling with me.

>>44210089
Oh shit ningen how did you get in my labyrinth of jam?

If it's my semen, does that make the elemental my child?

>>44218992
thats not a good thing

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>>44210089
Ed, stop fucking around and get out of the slime. This joke is getting old, and we got shit to do.

>>44210089
We check the EXP value and treasure classes. If they are good enough we kill the monster, otherwise ignore.

>>44210344
I love this

More please

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>>44210089

>>44223643
if you don't like it, don't play in a setting with objective and quantifiable morality. Don't try to "fix" it, just use something more in line with the game experience you're looking for.

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>>44210089
Aftermath of Giants' Bukkake.jpg