Please stat me, /tg/!

>>44203649
Owlbear.

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>not real/10
>never existed/10

>>44203649
Human commoner.
Age: 14.

Owlbear xD

I would say to give him the Graveknight template, but without the undead label or evil alignment restriction.

>>44203649
Hit his weak point for massive damage.

>>44203649
I'm sure there was an animated armor monster in d&d before

>>44203649
Large Magical Creature

>>44203649
Size/Type: Large Magical Beast
Hit Dice: 5d10+25 (52 hp)
Initiative: +1
Speed: 30 ft. (6 squares)
Armor Class: 15 (-1 size, +1 Dex, +5 natural), touch 10, flat-footed 14
Base Attack/Grapple: +5/+14
Attack: Claw +9 melee (1d6+5)
Full Attack: 2 claws +9 melee (1d6+5) and bite +4 melee (1d8+2)
Space/Reach: 10 ft./5 ft.
Special Attacks: Improved grab
Special Qualities: Scent
Saves: Fort +9, Ref +5, Will +2
Abilities: Str 21, Dex 12, Con 21, Int 2, Wis 12, Cha 10
Skills: Listen +8, Spot +8
Feats: Alertness, Track
Environment: Temperate forests
Organization: Solitary, pair, or pack (3-8)
Challenge Rating: 4
Treasure: None
Alignment: Always neutral
Advancement: 6-8 HD (Large); 9-15 HD (Huge)
Level Adjustment: —

>>44203649
A sorcerer of high enough level to cast Fabricate all day erry day

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>>44205700
>Special Qualities: Scent

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>>44203649
Feat: Pussy Magnet

>>44203649
Animated Armor
Size/Type: Medium Construct (Sapient)
Hit Dice: 2d10+20 (31 hp)
Initiative: +4
Speed: 20 ft. (4 squares)
Armor Class: 21 (+1 Dex, +8 armor, +2 shield), touch 11, flat-footed 20
Base Attack/Grapple: +2/+6
Attack: Fist +6 melee (1d10+6)
Full Attack: Fists +6 melee (1d10+6)
Space/Reach: 5 ft./5 ft.
Special Attacks: Combo strike
Special Qualities: Armored core, construct traits, Darkvision 60 ft., soul of the warrior
Saves: Fort +0, Ref +1, Will +1
Abilities: Str 19, Dex 13, Con —, Int 10, Wis 12, Cha 8
Skills: Jump +5, Listen +2, Spot +2
Feats: Improved Initiative, Shieldbearer*, Stand Still*

>>44203952
Fucking. Ice. Cold.

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>>44203675
>>44204590
>>44205429
>>44205700
>>44204696

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>>44205700
>le owlboar stats

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>>44203649
The one big issue I have with GURPS is trying to quantify someone with a modern/general education; they'd have like 30 one-point skills form basic understanding; let alone someone like Alphonse who's a chemist+biologist+geographer+architect+blacksmith+mechanist+warrior+wizard.

>>44208111
That's what them generalist skills are for, yo. Alphonse is the type of character with Alchemy! and Science! instead of half that crap.

>>44208133
Elaborate further.
(or point me to the document that discusses them)

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>>44208197
Wildcard Skills, p. 175 of GURPS 4th Characters

>>44208281
Ah, I understand now.

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>>44207734
>le ebin 'stat me' meme is good but le ebin owlbear is bad.
fuck off and die in a fire

>>44208328
>>44208111
Looks like I was being conservative with that skill-point guess.

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>>44204330
Commoner? Oh come on, he's a wizard or artificer!

>>44211062
He's a Sorcerer who specializes in Transmutation magic and whose body is a large animated object.

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>>44205429
That actually fits pretty well, all things considered.

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>>44207719
>read this
>scroll up and see header

>>44208468
Breddy gud/10