You're suddenly in the 40k universe....again

Rolled 1 (1d20)

Well why not

>>44107245
Definately pick out some better subordinates. I'd also say I'd avoid offending Leman Russ but truthfully I'd start shit with that furry windbag just cuz.

>>44107211
/roll 1d20

rolling for perturabo for keks

>>44107342
dice+1d20

Put that in options field.

Rolled 12 (1d20)

Tzeentch don't fail me now.

Rolled 1 (1d20)

20th Legion get.

Rolled 18 (1d20)

>>44107211

>>44107647

Well shit, guess I'd try to actually make a few friends instead of being a colossal jackass all the time.

>>44107654
Well fuck........Guess just existing would be nice.

Rolled 13 (1d20)

>>44107211
Let's see where the Fates take us.

>>44107679
Faggot.

>>44107679
Ok, I guess. I just have to be not trolled by the Alpha Legion.
Also maybe I could write a book. No, scratch that, that's a terrible idea.

Rolled 3 (1d20)

>>44107211
Maybe something interesting

Rolled 16 (1d20)

Rollan

>>44107757
*scratches head* maybe not become buddy buddy with horus and avoid the anathame. I should be good.

>>44107781
Kill Lorgar and Erebus immediately

Rolled 17 (1d20)

Emperor guide me...

>>44107781
>>44108032
What are thr odds I roll twice and get the two BIGGEST bads. (1/400, I know.)

Guess, once again, Erebus is getting his dick kicked in. Probably launching Kor Phaeron out the airlock as well. Probably not gonna go so far with the whole Emperor worship shtick. Reshape my legion to be the warrior sages. Wisdom, knowledge, and bolters out the ass. Become the destroyers of heretical texts. Basically, the proto-Grey Knights.

Rolled 19 (1d20)

>>44107211
None purer.

Rolled 6 (1d20)

>>44107211
Hit me with your best shot, but please no Angron, Horus, or Morty. I don't want to be tricked by Typhus, nails in be brain, or have all four of the Chaos Gods in me.

>>44109572
I am Leman Russ. That's not so bad.

Rolled 1 (1d10)

>>44107211

I will rock this

Rolled 4 (1d20)

>>44109644
Actually I didnt.

>>44109535
Corvus Corax, make a call before I head off to the Eye of Terror so I am not as eternally forgotten. Otherwise business as usual.

Rolled 15 (1d20)

warpin

>>44110777
>Magnus
Not be such an impatient nerd? Murder Lemon Russ? Don't use sorcery to alert the Emperor about Horus. Focus a lot more on convincing the emperor that psykers are useful so that Nikea doesn't happen.

>>44107211
Some fucker from /r9k/ must've gotten Perturabo already.

Rolled 18 (1d20)

>>44107211
Let's see.

>>44112391
Huh, Vulkan.

I don't go to Istvaan, try to buddy up with Lion and see if I can't keep Horus from getting injured in the first place.

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Rolled 20 (1d20)

Come on IV

>>44112495
Well I suppose AL count as Iron Warriors?

Rolled 11 (1d20)

Well let's see, shall we

>>44112533
Well, fuck. Guess I now know why the 2 lost legions were purged.

Rolled 9 (1d100)

>>44107211
Come on Iron Warriors!

Iron Within, Iron Without!

>>44113025
>IX
>Blood Angels
Alright, so I can have the Blood Angels turn traitor.

I'm ok with this.

Rolled 2 (1d20)

>>44107211
Rollan

Rolled 4 (1d20)

Lets do this (pleasedontfuckuptherollingthing)

>>44115224
sigh. Probably just put a melta round through my head and be done with it

Rolled 19 (1d20)

>>44107211

Rolled 16 (1d20)

>>44115291
I guess I'd just stay the fuck away from any Word Bearer.

fulgrim ftw

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Rolled 4 (1d20)

Rolled 17 (1d20)

Rolled 4 (1d20)

>>44107211

Rolled 6 (1d20)

Kill me before I betray you

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>>44115869
>>44115330
Hello, brother.

Rolled 8 (1d20)

rollan

Rolled 16 (1d20)

>>44107211
Rolling for Perturabo

>>44117929
Well i'm Horus now I guess all I gotta do is not listen to the creepy Chaplin and report to Dad that Chaos is starting to infiltrate the legions. Otherwise bro out with Sanginius and get to work on everyones daddy issues.

Rolled 12 (1d20)

>>44107211

>>44118005
Hang on I get to rule from the moment Emps meets me, wow this will fuck history I can talk with most of the other primarch one by one

Rolled 11 (1d20)

>>44107211

>>44118010
>Angron
>World Eaters
Not bad.

Wanted Pert and the Iron Warriors.

>What I change
I cut a deal with the Emperor. He saves my brothers in arms, I join the Great Crusade willingly, with the condition that I can destroy those who enslaved myself and my brothers.

Everything pretty much stays the same. Except I try to limit the use of Butcher's Nail or try to keep the legion more tactical. And none of that splintering bullshit.

>>44118118
I uh... Um... Shit. I got nothing to work with here.

>Be on best behavior. Dad's word is law, no exceptions, no questions.
>Avoid Leman Russ while developing a fighting style/tactics just to shut him down at a moments notice.
>Foster good relationships with all of the peusdo-traitors, Magnus, Peturabo etc. to try and turn the tide of the Heresy

and most importantly..
>Don't let Roboute get his grubby little hands anywhere near my Legion.

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Rolled 14 (1d20)

Well so long as I don't end up as one of the Primarchs with shit childhoods (Angron, Kruze, Mortarian) I should be okay.

>>44107211
I roll no d20. I possess no Primarch. I am but a simple human on a terraformed colony in the cold dead wastes of space. I die without even consciously realizing it when my solar system's sun is imploded by an Imperial Suncrusher in the course of a minor skirmish over a Plutonium mine. 40K is a bad setting for edgy shits and you should feel bad for liking it.

>>44118239
Morty actually wasn't that bad of a guy, just had shit luck with his planet's atmosphere. Dude's probably the most reasonable Traitor second only to Magnus.

>>44118292
being a traitor is in itself incompatible with being reasonable. if he was, he wouldn't have betrayed the Emperor.

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>>44118239
Well fuck, guess I've got breathing problems. Probably accept the Emps' help and realize he's not the worst Autocrat out there. Also try not to focus so much on bull-headed attrition with my Legion and keep them the hell away from Nurgle.

Rolled 2 (1d20)

Rolling

>>44118292
Yeah, I realize he wasn't that bad a dude at first, but he, Angron, and Kurze kinda got screwed over with where they landed as opposed to the other Traitor Primarchs who fall from grace was due to events that took place during the Crusade.

Rolled 13 (1d20)

Rollan

Rolled 18 (1d20)

>>44107211

lets try

>>44119091
welp.

not sure how I feel, probably get my bearings and then make sure my legion DOESN'T get fucked at the dropsite.

Might have to make closer friendships with 20th legion so the cabal can fuck right off.

>>44119031
I guess I would try to convince the Emperor be a little softer on Lorgar. If that doesn't work I don't waste my time with Imperium Secundus and go help the Emperor at the siege of Terra.

Hope I get Someone good.

>>44119380
Oops. wrong field.

Rolled 20 (1d20)

>>44107211
C'mon, give me hawk-boy.

>>44119467
Fuck. Well, I guess I just ignore Rowboat and do my own thing. Try to avoid Horus until he gets his shit pushed in.

Rolled 13 (1d20)

>>44107211
Rolling for Iron Hand with the iron hand, who rules the Iron Hands with an iron hand.

dice+1d20

Rollin

Rolled 1 (1d20)

>>44120083
Oops trying again minus the autism.

>>44120120
>minus the autism.
You do know who you got right?

>>44120120
>>44121001
Yeah... the Lion. Fuck.

Rolled 10 (1d20)

>>44107211
For the Khan!

Rolled 4 (1d20)

iron within iron without!

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Dice+1d20

Definitely not the 20th legion.

>>44125513

Lets try again.

>>44125474
Yes Perturabo wills it!

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Rolled 17 (1d20)

>>44107211
Gonna be a big guy.

>>44107211
lets see.

Rolled 2 (1d20)

>>44125734
fuck.

>>44125743
Well do so much shit that the Big E can't just expunge me from history. Kill Erebus maybe the entire word bearers legion. Why? Cause FUCK Lorgar.

Rolled 20 (1d20)

>>44107211

Whatever happens, I will never submit to Chaos.

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>>44125885
Oh fuck is he telling the truth or not i cant fucking tell

Rolled 13 (1d20)

>>44107211

Anything but russ

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>>44125885
Ha ha. I guess I fulfilled that statement unintentionally. Although unlike the real Alpharius and Omegon (I guess my mind is split in two?), I would never, ever aid the plots of Chaos even if I believed I could betray them later on for greater damage. The only thing I might do is participate in the Dropsite Massacre, but instead it would be called such due to my fleet ambushing the traitors, destroying them, and then slagging the surface of Isstvan to glass while pulling out the Iron Hands, Raven Guard, and Salamanders. Thereby I destroy the majority of the traitor legions' forces in one fell swoop.

Rolled 17 (1d20)

>>44107211
Lets see how much of a fuck up I am.

Rolled 3 (1d20)

>>44107211

>>44125918

I do as I need to up until Lorgar's censure. When the altar boy starts to fight, he is put down like the dog he is. I make Erebus into some slippers and Kor retardron's skull into a belt buckle.

If the Emperor is cut about it too bad.

I virus bomb fenris when russ is on it. I slaughter any other space wolves I can find, with my mad numbers and logistics.

>>44125959
Swords projecting there thoughts directly into my head are a bad thing
No Horus, I am not gay for you

There, I am now one of, if not the, most brotier Primarchs

Rolled 19 (1d20)

Okay

>>44107211
is there a bigger version of OP?

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>>44126353
>Get a better haircut
>Seriously look at it
>Would probably be able to defeat the whole Horus Heresy with a sweet quiff or something.

Rolled 5 (1d20)

>>44107211
Let's see.

>>44126912
Bleh. How boring. I'll still swear fealty to the Emperor, I suppose, and continue as usual. Then I'll swear fealty to Horus just to spice things up. Becoming a Daemon Prince sounds better than ending up in a Dark Eldar torture cell.

Rolled 19 (1d20)

Hoping for no Curze or Angron, everyone else seems at least somewhat salvagable

>>44127032
Not my first choice, but I can do sneaky emo okay.

Fuck staying in my room for a year and then buggering off spouting Poe though

Rolled 10 (1d20)

>>44107211
whelp

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>>44127054
The flesh is strong, we shall go into battle butt nekkid forever more

Rolled 7 (1d20)

Vulkan get.

>>44127075
Welp, I'm not sure how I could have done things better. Maybe ensure people like Vulkan and Khan are more involved with things rather than the other tosspots.

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Rolled 19 (1d20)

>>44107211

Rolled 1 (1d20)

>>44107211
Let's see what happens

Rolled 18 (1d20)

>>44107211

Rolled 14 (1d20)

>>44107211
Anything but Ravenguard

Rolled 14 (1d20)

Angryron get

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>>44127520
Status quo for a year or two. Lezs emphasis on plagues then Morty, that's for sure. Id always keep an eye on Lorgar, trying to talk him out of being religious. If that failed and Horus still falls to Chaos, well fuck.

At that point Id recall all deployed DG fleets and stay away from Isstvan. Id talk to Sanguinius and Kurze(prophesies and shit) and go stop Wolf Boy from fucking up Magnus. Depending on how that goes, id then take that strike force to go kill Lorgar and put a stop to Horus.

Rolled 2 (1d20)

Let's have a go.

>>44127648
>try to warn everyone of the shitstorm that's about to happen
>they all assume I'm more batshit that Curze
>Daddy ends up purging me

>>44127095
well you could start by not having a fucking chainsword and bolter as your signature weapons

Rolled 7 (1d20)

>>44107211

Rolled 9 (1d20)

Rolled 18 (1d20)

>>44107211

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>>44127749
>>44127618

Alternatively... Id weasle my way into the webway project. Id tell Magnus to not psychicgram a message to Dad Emperor, and tell him to prepare for hilarity. Id go to the Interim and fucking take the Anatheme. I'll then kidnap Eldrad and take him directly to Dad Emperor, sit both of them the FUCK down and explain why they're both idiots over the next 10,000 years.

I'll then go knock on whatever Tomb World will call the Silent King for me, and also forcibly kidnap him at Anatheme point to go meet Dad Emperor and Uncle Eldrad.

Jokes on you Chaos.
Oh and kill off the Tau.

>>44127801
Vulkan...
Well, for one, I DON'T disappear like a mystical asshat with vague comments on "returning when I'm needed the most", invest a few centuries in tactics, get the legion to use more variety in weapons, take a bullet or a dozen for Horus so Erebus doesn't get the chance to corrupt him, kick the shit out of Erebus and melta his remains just to be sure, draw my brothers out of their potentially corrupted legions, stash them in cells specifically forged for them while I purge their legions of potential corruption, call Big E to tell him the Chaos news and send my brothers to psychic therapy from him.
You know, I do what I have to do to prevent the Heresy.

I'd also kick Leman's shit in a few times for giggles.

Rolled 19 (1d20)

Das rollllllll

Rolled 16 (1d20)

>>44107211
sure lets give it a go.

>>44127931
I guess we can start by not listening to Erebus. Secondly don't freak out with daddy issues once Big E leaves for his big project. Don't get smashed by that ork and we're all good.

Rolled 17 (1d20)

C'mon cool legion.

>>44128020
So... I'm Lorgar now. Alright, I listen to my daddy who I love so much and don't worship him, actually learn how to 1v1 better, and kill the shit out of Erebus and Kor Phaeron.

In addition, I make my legion the scholarmarines, spreading the word of the imperial truth and trying diplomacy first.

>>44127898
Fuck my luck.
>Corvus Corax

Well fuck, I'd change my name to something that didn't suck and try not to get buttfucked by Horus and company at Istvaan.

>>44127775
I simply tell the Emperor to kill a man named Erebus on the planet Colchis, where he'll find my brother.

Rolled 9 (1d20)

>>44128811

For starters I'll try and not die like a bitch.

Rolled 16 (1d20)

>>44107211
Here's hoping I don't get woolfed.

>>44128831
you're his fabulous fucking hawkboy though

Rolled 4 (1d20)

Come on White Scars.

Rolled 1 (1d20)

>>44107211
It's been a while since I've rolled, I hope I don't fuck this up.

>>44129388
Welp off by one.

Honestly the only thing I would change would be the whole heresy thing. All the garrison worlds I would have would mean that post Heresy I would be able to rival Rowboat for influence and make snide comments at Dorn that if I had been at Terra the Emperor would not be dead.

>>44129463
I'm not going to punch everyone in the face who insults my honor, that should stop some trouble. Also, I'll do what I can to be positioned in such a way that I'll be able to help during the Horus Heresy if I can't do anything to stop it from unfolding.

>>44127064
The fuck?

Rolled 2 (1d20)

>>44107211
Rollan', seein' what I'm gettin'.

>>44130386
Well I guess I'm better trying not to fucking offend daddy or else he sends the furfag after me.

Rolled 6 (1d20)

one more try

>>44130427
I don't go out of my way to be a complete cunt to Magnus.

>>44107211

>>44107211

dice+1d20

Rolled 15 (1d20)

>>44107211

Rolled 16 (1d20)

Hoping for Curze.

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>>44131300

Purge the Word Bearers.

Get Angron some help if possible, remove the Butcher's Nails from every World Eater if possible, if not have them mercifully put to death.

Get Curze some help, while also making sure Nostramo doesn't become lawless shithole.

Bitchslap Magnus into listening to the Emperor about the Warp, while also telling the Emperor to tell Magnus what to watch out for.

Tell Fulgrim not to touch shiny alien swords. Kill Fabius Bile.

Make sure Perturabo doesn't get fucked by orders to constantly garrison worlds with his Legion.

Make sure the Alpha Legion kill off every single Cabal member, human and Xenos.

Get Ferrus Manus some help to remove that silver/Necron-tech from his arms.

Hmmm, not sure what to do about Mortarion and the Death Guard.

Probably gonna have to exterminatus Calliban and slap the Lion around a few times to get his mind focused back on the big game.

That's about it, I think.

Oh and probably purge the fucking warrior lodges since that's how the Word Bearers spread their shit around.

Rolled 7 (1d20)

Roll

Rolled 4 (1d20)

I wanna see what I get again.

Pls Curze

>>44131542

Fuck, I got autism instead.

>>44131457
>Kill the Cabal

Varför, broder?

I mean, unless I missed out on some vital information here, isn't the cabal actually fighting chaos and actually trying to prevent the AL from going traitor? (Regardless whether they actually went traitor or not)

>>44131619

Because they're actively trying to make humanity go bye-bye along with Chaos.

Rolled 4 (1d20)

Rollan'

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Rolled 17 (1d20)

Rolling... I'm kinda hoping for Thousand Sons here, don't fail me, dice god...

>>44132367
Aaah, Salamanders? I suppose... stay the hell away from Curze, try not to kill any Eldar childen when somebody's looking, don't disappear without a trace without telling anyone where I'm going, and if I really have to, write my book of clues if form of clear cut instructions rather than ambiguous poetry.

Oh, and kill Erebus while I'm at it, though going by the above, I should probably get in line for this.