Last Session

>>44097071
The game took a dive into Area 88. There was an exchange of high valuable prisoners and I think I got a Silver Star for my actions during the session before this
We passed from 2 players to 6 so I didn't do much this time

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>Be me True Neutral but evil aligning Archivist 3/ Walker in the Waste 1
>Go into the sewers after hearing rumors of things in the sewers... this is after we've been constantly attacked by ghasts with vampire bites on their necks
>Suddenly hear a noise
>Fucking skeletons and ghasts come surging at us
>Then a Huge ass Feral Vampire appears and tackles our fucking Large sized Lizardman Ranger(who is a NPC we have hired on)
>I cast Sunbolt
>30 Damage and it's next turn the vampire immediately goes Mist Form and flees through a crack in the wall of fucking course
>Fight ghasts and shit
>I use my Dessicating Touch roll a 1
>GM has me roll to confirm get a 10
>Ghast rolls to bite and hits and gets max damage
>It bit my middle finger off
>Next turn I use Command Undead on the near full hp Ghast nearby and Direct it to fucking maul the Ghast who just bit my fucking finger off
>Fails Save
>Rogue and it tear apart the ghoul

>Retreat to the church after losing my FUCKING FINGER
>Bugbear Paladin(Player) is there and goes apeshit over this new sword our rogue found
>I get patched up and rest
>Get my level 3 spells after I leveled up from the encounter(Animate Dead, and Bestow Curse)
>Return to sewers the next day
>More skeletons and ghast charge us while my Ghast opens up the crack in the wall by moving rubble
>What a surprise more undead! Raptor Mounted paladin mows downghasts and after combat finishes he is paralyzed and his mount flees out of the sewers(Player had wife aggro)
>Ghast gets tunnel open I rush in ahead of the team ready to fucking up that vampire
>Its not the vampire its an entirely new one
>Use Sunbolt and hit him for 24 damage
>Mist form and awaaaaay
>Leaves ghasts and skeles for us to fight

FUCKING VAMPIRES FUCK YOUR MIST FORM SHIT

The monk beat up a child and gained the informal title "Baby Puncher"

>Played Numenera
>Killed all the other PC's much to the other players dislike
>Find BBEG
>Gm says it was me all along
fuck u ruseman you came up with that shit off the top of your head

>>44097071
I died at 1st level because my GM thought a "one of you must die" trap is funny.

>>44097448

m8 you're gonna get your finger back. That's what regeneration is for. Be glad you're playing 3.5 where there's actually a regeneration spell that works.

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>>44097071
I.... don't remember.

I thought it was going awesome

And then I learned that I was the only one experiencing the stuff I put in to make it cool

Which means it probably wasn't nearly as good for anyone else.

A one shot Champions game where the main bad guy was one shot when it was found out hat one dude min-maxed his character for the sole purpose of punching something hard and someone gave him a armor piercing HTHK weapon. I think his strength after his powers and shit was 160. To put that into perspective he could lift a maximum of 100,000,000,000kgs at a time, or the equivalent of lifting 322 Empire State buildings.

>>44097071
Cancelled. Next day I got an email saying it was on indefinite hiatus.

>>44097071
The player/party beat their combined heads against a brick wall until the wall crumbled. They survived, won even, but it really feels like they shouldn't have.

>>44098198
>Smacking someone with the power of a nuclear bomb
I hope the GM was super fucking cinematic about it because that's some OnePunchMan level shenanigans.

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>>44097071

Pathfinder

>Session begins with party back at the tavern where they slayed defenseless slavers and wrote in their blood that they did it
>They have several kilos worth of gold from heist that was meant to only hold hostage the wealthy elite of the city which went tits up and everything got on fire. The nobles are all dead and the party fled the scene with all the loot and npcs they could muster.
>City is also now caught in civil war due to this event.
>Players decide to fuck it and leave city, but not before;
>Stealing a cannon from their rebel "allies"
>Kidnapping even more npcs
>Ignoring the entire battle going on around them
>After blowing a hole in the city walls and escaping, decide to camp with the total 8 PCs, 13 NPCs, a horse and pet wolf. And cannon, bags of gold and crates of booze.
>Later follow a trail that leads to a chaos beast they accidentally unleashed fighting a wizard noblewoman amidst jellified guards.
>Proceed to beat the crap out of said monster and almost immediately after murder wizard noble in order to steal her battledress.
>City is still burning in chaos

This is A-OK

It hasn't "gone" for ages.


Please send help.

Homebrew. DM had no idea what he was doing. Half our skills didn't matter. Someone died right away.
It was fun for the first run. Pretty shit from after the first encounter.

We've finally located the source of the curse over nightshade valley, now we just need to kill off a giant death-spirit. also, reached level 4 and the paladin and sorcerer found some sweet loot. not bad at all.

Ran a game for the first time in 10 years through the start of Rise of the Runelords.

Went great!

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pathfinder

>playing elf wizard in skull and shackles
>first mate pulls out big guy named owlbear
>he challenges one of the party to fight him in a fair non-leathal fistfight
>lizardman anti-palidin accepts
>swashbuckler PC starts taking bets
>first round lizardman uses his anti-lay-on-hands and crits
>big festering handprint on owlbear and he shreeks
>first mate ain't happy and neither is his double barreled musket
>lizardman takes two to the chest and gets thrown into the sweatbox
>NEXT!
>swashbuckler is too busy keeping the bets from falling through
>other PC is a were-shark and isn't alowed to fight
>me being the little shriveled weak elf have to accept
>odds shoot to 1/20 against me
>step in and get punched several times before rolling perception enough to notice owlbear has blind left eye
>roll acrobatics to stay in blindside, get bonus AC
>start to turn the fight around
>first mate won't have it and throws owlbear a club
>hero point, mage hand the club away
>notinmyhouse.jpg
>finish owlbear and make 500 gold

>Star Wars Edge of the Empire
>Started with a new group consisting of friends a few months ago
>I wrote up some uninspired plot mostly because I had no idea what would motivate these new players
>The plot is neither bad nor particularly good
>As a result I lack motivation when planning each session

>Fuck this

>Decide to do a one-shot when 3 out of the 5 players can make it one night (best 3 players in the group too)
>Make shit up the same day
>Players are all prisoners on an Imperial Star Destroyer who make a deal with the captain to capture a Mirialan girl who will of course turn out to be a force user in exchange for them walking free
>Girl is held captive by pirate droids
>Fight their way onto the pirates' ship, when said ship comes under attack from a different Star Destroyer, captained by an Inquisitor
>Original captain immediately contacts them via comm-link, urges players to find girl and escape RIGHT NOW
>They see her being captured and escorted by 3 Stormtroopers
>Players chase Stormtroopers to escape pods while ship shudders and breaks apart around them
>They find an escape pod of their own and barely escape
>Must now navigate jungle planet to find girl wanted by their captor and also the Inquisitor
>All players agree to continue this plot and cancel the old one
>Success

Nothing too original, but it kept all of my players excited and they were more attentive than I've ever seen them. I've also been more motivated to GM than ever before because of this.

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My russian paladin died due to the dumbass rogue throwing a burning book of racist anti-half elf propaganda down into the hole filled with flammable gas. I rolled a 1 on the avoid roll.
On the bright side, his dream of finally cooking a monster he killed came true- the raw monster vines in his pot got cooked in the explosion.

>>44097071
Fucking awesome! We helped a city in the aftermath of a nuke and my character died, but the footage from his helmet was taken back to our base and we learned about "rad-beast". So the team leader reached out to the other people he was aware of so the team now has a super-sluth and a magician, with feelers put out for a mutant and a builder.

We bought dogs.

>>44097071
Despite being told to make characters two weeks in advance my players showed up with nothing.

>>44098607

sauce on the brew? I always like to read shit brews.

if you could post a PDF that'd be nice.