Female Halflings

>>44063726
Only maybe 1" of depth available for use.

They're called hobbits.

>>44063726
Crusty, hairy feet.

I mean.. Can you go in very far?

Can't take the knot

>>44063726
Difficulty reaching high shelves

>>44063803
IDK, is your dick bigger than a halfling baby?

>>44063726
They're not female elves.

>>44063726
Undersized offspring.

>>44063726
Less delicious menses to consume.

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>>44063726

Pic related

Whatever it is, it shouldn't be allowed to breed

>>44063960
As a counter argument, someone post the other 5e female thicker-than-a-bowl-of-dwarven-oatmeal halfling for me. Can't find it.

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>>44063726
Most of them aren't -my- female halfing.

>>44063737

Someone needs to read more Alfie.

>>44063726
Shortstacks a shit
Except for Midna, she's perfect

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>>44064098
This one?

>>44063726
They aren't real so I can't have consensual sex in the missionary position with one

>>44063726
Even when their tits are big, they're still small.

>>44064376
You sick fuck, that's disgusting.

>>44064323
I disagree with your former point, but agree with the latter.

>>44063726
>womanlet

>>44063726
>Not a gnome
Done.

>>44064176
is it wrong I want alfie to have that guards baby?

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So what is the difference between gnomes and halflings?

>>44064650
A halfling is to a gnome what a human is to an elf.

More or less.

>>44063726
They're another brand of useless short-human race just like gnomes, hobbits, and kinder.

>>44064650
A gnome is a gnome, and a half ling is just a tiny elf

>>44063726
They're females.

>>44064430
>shortstacks are shit, except for Midna

Therefore, your opinion is "shortstacks are great, except for Midna".
You hate Midna.

>>44064141
Eberron is the best shit like goddamn. The whole magitek shit is a little boring, but all the cultures are fantastic.

>>44065811
Personally, I like the magitech, but I do agree that the cultures and organizations in Eberron are really cool.

>>44063726
The girth of a typical half-orc baby at 9 months.

>>44064650
hairy feet.

>>44063726
Every single one I've ever encountered was a thief and backstabber.

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>incase said it was starting up again late Nov or very early Dec

>still waiting

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>>44064331
>>44063960
>>44063726

Seriously, what the fuck is up with 5e halfling art?

It's all over the goddamn place.

>>44065116
I agree with this anon. No dick is a bit of a deal breaker for me.

>>44064650
Gnomes are a fair bit all over the place, between "dwarves but even shorter," "cunning, canny illusionists," "jokey borderline fey," and "tinkery steampunk inventors," but none of them really match up with the common halfling stereotypes of being either bucolic suburbanites or fantasy Romani.

>>44064331
why the shit is a rogue wearing heels? can't sneak in heels