ITT: Defend Games Workshop Thread Pic related, them.

>>44060249
No.

This thread is now about cats and their roles in your games.

How have you used cats /tg/?

In my last game, the Goddess of Luck preferred using cats as her agents.

>>44060310
Get bent and go make your own shitty post. I'm reclaiming this as a try to defend games workshop thread.

>>44060351
No.

This thread now belongs to the cats.

>>44060249
>Defend Games Workshop Thread

They have good capabilities to make hardplastic miniatures and most the time the minis look good?

Thats the best I can give you.

>>44060414
CATPOSTER OUT

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GET OUT
I BET YOU THE GROGNARD WHO MADE THAT FROGPOST
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>>44060310
This was inspired by the Mummy.

The God of the Dead can see through the eyes of cats, and when she sees evidence of necromancy, she makes sure to deal with it personally.

>>44060310
I played a peasant who had ailurophobia once.

>>44060310
I have a race of cat people. Their thing is that they run like the wind.

>>44060310
Cat are the animal Guardians of Magic.
The reason they're used as Familiars is mainly due to tradition, which the cats themselves established.
Many familiar cats come from old families, and familiar cats can actually be communicated with via a certain spell.
Too bad the cats tend to engineer the falls of any spellcaster that discover their secrets, within reason.

>>44060249
FUCKING TUBBS
STOP EATING ALL MY SASHIMI
YOU ONLY LEFT A SINGLE FISH YOU FAT FUCK

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>>44060447

>>44060249
>>44060834
Is there something important about this game that it appeared on three different social networks?

>>44061115
It is critically important.

>>44061115
It's mildly important.

>>44061115
It's not that important.

This thread is now about this anons
>>44061115
social networking habits

>>44060249
YOU FUCKING NIGGER STOP EATING THE RITZY BITZ

ONE SIDE OF THE SCREEN NOW HAS CATS WHILE THE OTHER IS EMPY BECAUSE YOU FAT TFUCK

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Are there even any cats in the GW universe? I can't think of any

>>44062684
>do you even Carlos McConnell?

I'm sorry, /tg/ - I had to. This faggot >44062684 didn't seem to know.

>inb4 tookthebait

On topic, there is no acceptable defense for GW. You lose the internet today, OP.

Tyranid atsume when

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>>44062684
Gyrinx.
A big semi-psychic housecat used among human and Eldar psykers as a familiar,pic related.

Also checking Lexicanum, normal cats are still around.

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>>44060249

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Fucking Tubbs always eating all the food.

>>44060834
>>44063556

Protip: With the bigger yard, Tubbs will only eat from the outside bowl.

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>>44063627

I'm still like, 50 goldfish away from the yard extension.

Does Senor Don Gato ever play with anything other than the Mister Mouse?

>>44063930
Don't think so. Haven't seen it yet, anyway.

>>44063930
Special cats usually only play with one toy, except for the chef cat who plays with both the gas stove and the parfait glass (or was that a vase? I forgot)

>>44064279

Haven't met the chef yet, only Senor Don Gato, Tubbs, and Bob the Cat

>>44064279
Also the Nekomata uses the Red pillow and the Kotatsu.

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This is how I Felinid IG Regiment

>>44060249
article related
http://www.theregister.co.uk/2015/12/04/sysadmins_100000_revenge_after_sudden_sacking/

ITT: Paid GW posters deflect criticism.

>>44060310
My cat fucking lives to pick up minis in his adorable little mouth and only drop them after you catch the little bastard. We houserule it so that any figure snatched up by the cat has died a sudden death, and its hilarious to see oher players desperately try and keep him away from their own minis while ushering him toward particularly fierce monsters.

>>44066710

You're not smart. You're not perceptive. You're not insightful. You're not someone uniquely gifted who "can see the fnords". You're just another dumb cunt with shitty bait.

>>44063930
>That toy
>that momento
TOUCHE PUSSY CAT

>>44062684
I dont think there are any cats, but Guilliman is a pussy. Idk if that counts or not.

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Oh, hey, a cat thread.

>>44063930
What game are you talking about?

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This cat doesn't like the pancakes

>>44062684
Old old inquisitior novel mentioned a navigator with a pet cat

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>>44068801
>>44069014
>>44069027
Time to get the fuck into this thread.

Well I guess it really did become a cat thread.

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>>44069110
Wrong, this is now a bird-and-cat threat.

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I only have so many cat pictures because my dog died and my new apartment doesn't allow a cat or small dog to fill the void

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>>44069363

>>44060310
I was playing a homebrew RPG with two friends set in a semi-futuristic universe, and one of our objectives was the assassination of a huge local drug dealer, to clear a bit the street market for the ones who hired us. The target was ultra paranoid, had bodyguards, was monitored by several private security companies, and couldn't be killed directly without taking ridiculousy high risks for our characters in the process.
So we snatched her cat when it was outside, implanted a remote-detonated bomb inside its belly, and gave it to a kid in the streets who could claim the reward for the "Lost cat" that had been "lost" for 2 weeks.
We waited two more days, and when we were sure that the target was home, we detonated the explosive.
GM didn't even throw a dice, considering that, in his words, "that paranoid cat lady spent most of her free time with her cat sitting on her legs, enjoying treats, and judgung by the size of the cat, it was A LOT of time."

So we had a nice bonus from our boss for doing the kill without any kind of suspicion, and striking fear among the other drug dealers.

>>44069223
That cat is guilty as fuck of something.

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gaiz srsly

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>>44062684
There's Lion el Johnson,
and there's these.

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At least make it cats that are /tg/-related.

>>44063930
how to get eng version?

>>44062684
i cant upgrade to newest version, how?

>>44069608
>Soundless webm
Nigger why

>>44066779
GW shill

>>44072946
You can now change languages in the settings.

>>44068775
Neko Atsume, the most important game ever made.

>>44073240
>Neko Atsume, the most important game ever made.

procrastination

>>44073240
>You can now change languages in the settings.
i cant upgrade though

>>44073288
Life is procrastination when you think about it.

>>44073469
Procrastination: doing anything except the important
Important: How to define?
Pragmatic? Realistic? Spiritual? Religious?

>>44073510
There is nothing in this world that is of importance.

>>44060249

Nobody is forcing anyone to buy GW cats.

Cats are the worst pet. Dog master race. Cat plebs pls remove yourselfs.

>>44073932
Dogs are better companions, but the appeal of a cat is that they think they're hot shit then proceed to do stupid things constantly. It's a satisfying cycle.

>>44073957
>>44073932
The actual best thing about cats is they're low-maintenance and they won't maul you to death. Most dogs are bred to work jobs that no longer exist, they can't get the required amount of attention what with their owners having their own unrelated lives and careers, and they're in a pretty much constant state of being bored out of their minds. The worst-case scenario for a dog is some pretty grim shit, and all it takes is one bad day for even a well-trained dog to decide it's going to tear a child apart or something else to break the tedium of its meaningless life. The worst-case scenario for a cat isn't that bad. I'm living it right now. There's a reason why cats don't make your insurance premiums spike the way dogs do.

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>>44074060
>all it takes is one bad day for even a well-trained dog to decide it's going to tear a child apart or something else to break the tedium of its meaningless life
This is extremely rare, and almost never happens with a well trained dog. Depending on the breed, they can't do any serious damage anyways (of course this changes if you have a wolfhound or something). This also can be prevented by introducing the dog after the child. Even with a cat, the dog wouldn't think about hurting it if it accepts them as part of its family.

>>44074120
That's what dog owners all tell themselves. And of course they all think their particular dogs are well-trained even when they're not. Also, the dog's "family" are not the only people the dog will be interacting with. Any given stranger may look to be in need of a good mauling.

>>44060834
PROTIP: Don't disturb Tubbs when he's eating. So don't change the objects or fill up the food bowl, even if it's empty. When he leaves of his own accord, he'll leave approx 50 fish. Disturb him and he'll only leave a few.

>Threads reminds me to check Neko Atsume
>Fucking Tubbs is there

At least we can all agree Tubbs is a greedy shit

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>>44064279
The samurai cat uses the scratching log and the sakura pillow. Tubbs uses the food bowl and the giant cushion.

>>44073289
Upgrade as in expand the room or update? The room upgrade is in the last page of the shop.

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>>44077232
>>44076988
>>44060834
>being this mad about cutest cat.

>>44077517
>>44064279
And Conductor Whiskers uses the twisty rail and the cardboard choo-choo. Almost every special cat uses at least two things.