/tg/ makes a space hulk

>>44057058
When the generator is operating at high load, static discharges cause the skulls' jaws to vibrate and appear to creepily chatter.

>>44057234
spoopy

it has working gun batteries but instead of space weaponry it's just 4 groups of 5,000 lasguns firing simultaneously

The engine is a portal to hell.

There is a colony of Clowns somewhere on the Hulk.

>>44057406
aren't all warp drives portals to hell?

>>44057395
There are always 4-8 guns that fire a second later because the guards on duty were not paying attention

Each corridor has a 90 degree turn at a maximum of 5 metres away from the last, making effective firing lanes impossible to establish.

>>44057571
Many of these 90 degree turns come in pairs of 7 or 8 in the same direction yet never seem to come upon dead ends or loop back

>>44057058
Genestealers

>>44057058
Cool idea, shame it went to shit so fast.

There is a room where a time vortex bomb went off, inste of it you can see the faces of DAoT scientist being slaughterd by a man of iron

There is a cheese cake in one of the rooms. The cheesecake is purple and tastes like grimdark

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>>44057058
There are a bunch of Orks in and around the armory

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>one post per anon
>11 posters
>15 posts
didn't work out so good

>>44057058
There's a bridge-access only lounge which has its own catering staff and luxurious beanbag chairs.