The Emperor and his Primarchs

>>44031732
Everything.

>>44031749
40k in a nutshell

>>44031732

BL authors got overexcited and shat the story up, turning a simple but compelling epic into a convoluted tardfest.

>>44031732
1 He wasn't there to raise them
2should have gotten someone to be their "mom"
3 those chaotic fucks
And everything they do

>>44031732
The title of the thread sums up all that went wrong.

>>44031732
Big E had his eyes closed for the family photo.

>>44031979
He's trying not to think about the train wreck that is his family and failing

18 runes of odin

The Emperor.

>>44032015
I've seen this mentioned before. Could you explain?

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TELL ME ABOUT MORTARION
WHY DOES HE WEAR THE MASK

>>44031732
Omegon peeking out over Alpharius' head makes me laugh every time.

>>44032239
Maybe because he enjoys the scent of his home world

not magnus

>>44032429
A LOT OF LOYALTY FOR A CORRUPTED PRIMARCH!

>>44031782
>>44031749
/thread

>>44032272
Does anyone else thoroughly loathe the whole "twin primarchs" deal?

Lorgar

>>44031732
one was a dindunuffin bix nood gibsmedat kill whitey, obviously

>>44033549
Considering this is the internet, I have a feeling you'll find at least one other person who has bad taste

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>GET READY
>GET HYPE

>ULTIMATE PRIMARCHS POWER RANKS:

>TOP TIER:

HORUS
GUIRLYMAN
The best on both sides.

>ACTUALLY NOT STUPID TIER:

ALPHOMEGON.
IRON HANDS OF THE IRON HANDS.
BLOODGUY.
MONGOLOID.

>TEENAGE ANXIETY TIER:

KEKHUNTER
CAW CAW CAW
FULGRIM

>MENTALLY CHALLENGED / AUTIST TIER:

WOLF WOLF YIFF YIFF
MORTARION
ANGRY-ON
PERTURBADO
DORN

>DID EVERYTHING WRONG TIER:

LORGAR
MAGNUS
LION

>NIGGER TIER:
VULKAN

>>44037244
Honestly, pretty accurate. The only thing I disagree with is that Lion should be in Austist-tier. He fucked up a lot, but not nearly on the same scale as Lorgar or Magnus.

Also Vulkan in the not stupid-tier.

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>>44037244

i like it

>>44036065
>implying a dislike of BL fluff is bad taste

>>44031732
The Emperor acted like a shit head and drove all his sons away.

Also giving armies of super soldiers to people who clearly didn't have the temperament or training for leading them.