Civilization game

>>44031044
>>44024078

These Romans are crazy

>>44031044
I'll take conquering Gaul for 58 BC

Soo any tips on creating a civ thread map? I need one.

>>44034707
1) Always go with the first 3 to a decision, no waffling.

2) Have a system and an idea for what kinda thing you wanna go for right away. If you don't want to run a specific race, make that clear early on.

3) It's okay to just straight up start a thing with a specific race and a concept and run with it.

4) Be detailed about the place, about the world. Let players suggest the directions for your civilization to grow in, and then move with that, but you have to be the one to fill in the details, don't expect your players to do so.

>>44034798
Yeah, but you know how people have maps of their civilization in the thread? I'm really bad at drawing and wanna know some tips to make a good map

>>44035148
Oh, that's a more difficult topic... one I'm not so great at getting into. Try making a dedicated thread on 'making good maps' or ask in civ general?

>>44035224
Will do, thanks anon.

>>44031044
>>44031044
Wasn't there one comparing a relationship to going crusading?

>tfw you were born too late to conquer Gaul
>tfw you were born too late to crusade
>tfw you were born too late to defend Vienna against the Ottoman hordes
>tfw you were born too late to spread l'Empereur's law by the sword
>tfw you were born too late to defend your homeland against the German onslaught
>tfw you were born too early to fight the Grand Jihad

>>44031044
Yeah, put like that, I'll take Gaul. Give me a legion or two and it shouldn't be too much trouble. Why is everyone shouting about Armoricans-?

>>44032631
Say that to my balistae, you obese, stripy, Gallic pig. Great Jupiter, with you around, it's a wonder that collection of dung-piles you call a village hasn't starved! How in the name of Demeter and every other god and goddess of all that grows in the field or walks on four legs, can the boar breed fast enough to satisfy that vast expanse of blubberous cropulence that you have the tenacity to merely refer to as a 'stomach'?

>>44031044
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6gYvS8L0nDY

I think you should lurk more, Anon.

>>44037418
Why was Caesar so based in Asterix?

>>44039177
He was shown realisticly, as we know him from records, that's why.

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>>44041289
This will always be my favourite page of his.

>>44034707
http://donjon.bin.sh/fantasy/world/

>>44042100
You wouldn't happen to know an archive of these?

>>44042100
Good lord, this looks /pol/ as fuck.

>>44042707
Actually, it is comedy. But Poe's law is still a thing, so no harm there.

>>44042707

You have never read Asterix I guess...

>>44042707
Asterisk is quite good. You should probably check it out.

>>44042673
Sadly no. I just picked that off google images.

>>44042847
Piratebay has all of the comics, in english, in pdf format, as the first item on search.

And people wonder why the darned thing stays up no matter what they do.

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>>44042935
Because piratebay-kun is the best.

>>44042994
What's that from? The art seems generic, so my guess is one piece?

>>44043020
Moretsu Pirates, a show about insurance fraud in space.

>>44042673
I have the whole collection, alas in Spanish

u want them?