>Blurb of request to be statted by /tg/

>>44020362

Why are you even posting this? Human commoners are right in the player's guide!

>>44020362

>Criticism of a a single line of greentext with an image as the OP

>owlbear stat block

>>44020362
Average guy.

>>44020362
AoS I assume?
Does move 5 sound right? Make him a 5+ 5+ with 2 attacks.

Human Commoner? I don't get it, is there something else going on?

Positive quality: Blandness
Negative quality: Dependents

He's an average dad, I'm gonna need more to go on than this, OP.

>>44020404
but that's clearly an octopus.

>>44020779
dude, you lose your glasses somewhere? That's clearly an ordinary man, probably with a loving wife and children.

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>>44020779

... stop trolling.

>>44020362
That guy's got uh... and interesting haircut.

That is clearly Morgan Freeman

>>44020362
That guy looks like he needs a shave, other than that I'd say average across the board.

>>44020362
That's clearly Obama

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>>44022681

>>44020362

10s across the stats. Proficient in multiple skillsers but only truly capable in two or three. Aside from being a snappy dresser this man seems otherwise unremarkable.

>>44020362
Normal human commoner. Unusually low dex sat, for some reason.

He's an octopus I tell you! an octopus!

>>44020362
His arms seem to be flailing around a bit. Maybe clumsier than most?

I dunno OP, he's really pretty ordinary looking. I'm struggling to come up with anything to actually stat beyond basic commoner.

>>44020779
Anon, you can't judge people based on how they look. That's just not cool in today's society.

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>>44028841
Yeah, suuure it is. Next you're going to tell me this ISN't Kommander Harkevich, the Iron Wolf.

Human Commoner 1

Str 10
Con 10
Dex 10
Int 10
Wis 10
Cha 10

squid now

kid now