Wizard thread!

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The Librarian is still technically a wizard.

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>>43992377
>>43992499
im only 80% certain that these are the same people

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>>43992603
That is the same as this one too.

>>43992640

>Hat

HERESY!

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>>43992658
It's a running joke between Butcher and the cover artist.

>>43992603
They're not. The first one is Harry Profile, the second is a disguised fuckdemon killing another fuckdemon.

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>>43992640
man, i got dresden files on E book and i am struggling to get though them, which is weird because normally i would have gobbled them up like snozberries by now.

maybe it's because i don't have the actual book in front of me...

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>wizard thread

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stand back first cantrip scum, best wizard coming though

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>>43992708
Try the audio book. James Marsters' voice is like honey.

>>43992913
literally, almost a perfect comic about how based dumbledore is

the only problem is that he would never call snape 'sna[e'. it was always severus

>>43992708
No, they're just awful books.

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>>43993015
but where else am i going to settle my modern fantasy itch?

where man, WHERE

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>>43992943
There's more where that came from.

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>>43993054
You could try The Iron Druid Chronicles, its pretty entertaining.

>>43993061
>>43992943

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>>43993087

>>43993054
Have you actually bothered looking at the genre?
Look up "Contemporary Fantasy."

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>>43993107

>>43993873
>We're staving!
>But we refuse to give up our voluntary and ethically based dietary restriction.

Bacon Wizard is in the right here. Fuck those guys.

>>43994037
Well, it COULD be religious. And gods may well be real and withold an afterlife for fucking up in life.

You'd have to be a real dick of a God though. Especially to ban bacon.

>>43994037
>ethically based
Also, the ethical concern is irrelevant with magical meat anyway.

So when will Peace Talks exist?

>>43994325

If he is calling it from the Elemental Plane of Bacon then he could be destroying untold amounts of real estate and even destroying dozens of Bacon Elementals in the process.

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>>43994188
>God
>G
>as in the one god, the god of Moses, YHWH, Allah, I AM, etc
>You'd have to be a real dick of a God though. Especially to ban bacon.

>>43994344
Spring 2016, probably.

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>>43995329
Yes, I did want to go there, though autocorrect is the one who capitalised it. It is a dick move though, you gotta admit.
Dunno how religious folk manage to resist it, tastes bloody amazing.

>>43992913
This is what prevented me from enjoying those books.The heroes had flaws, but Snape was the only villain who turned out to have any redeeming qualities. I mean, Draco was grateful Harry saves his life, that's it. You can't mean to tell me There was an entire fourth of Hogwarts that would hear about Voldemort coming back and taking over the school, and not one of them would go "hey maybe we shouldn't help this genocidal weirdo. that might not be a good idea."

10/10 writing

>>43995329
>YHWH
>Allah
>the same entity
Muhammed pls go

>>43996010
>This is what prevented me from enjoying those books.
How about the fact that harry does literally nothing in all the books and wins by literal luck?

If I'm 25, have never had a job or sex, and I just sit around reading all day, am I a wizard? Hypothetically.

>>43996059
In 5 years.

>>43996054
I always dump all my points into luck if I can, so that wasn't as much of an issue personally.

>>43993054
Dirty streets of Heaven is pretty good