Stat Me

>>43920746
I would, but 4chan only displays 2-d images.

>>43920746
You don't stat plot devices.

>>43920746
I've posted his statline like three times now. Just go to the DVV Gridlocked doc for it.

>>43920746
One of the best current examples of a chaotic evil character IMO

>>43920746
>First one to post Owlbear gets a prize!
Don't you mean Owlbear stats?

>>43922086
Potato Shmatahto. Not like anyone took me up on it.

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>>43920746

Size/Type: Large Magical Beast
Hit Dice: 5d10+25 (52 hp)
Initiative: +1
Speed: 30 ft. (6 squares)
Armor Class: 15 (-1 size, +1 Dex, +5 natural), touch 10, flat-footed 14
Base Attack/Grapple: +5/+14
Attack: Claw +9 melee (1d6+5)
Full Attack: 2 claws +9 melee (1d6+5) and bite +4 melee (1d8+2)
Space/Reach: 10 ft./5 ft.
Special Attacks: Improved grab
Special Qualities: Scent
Saves: Fort +9, Ref +5, Will +2
Abilities: Str 21, Dex 12, Con 21, Int 2, Wis 12, Cha 10
Skills: Listen +8, Spot +8
Feats: Alertness, Track
Environment: Temperate forests
Organization: Solitary, pair, or pack (3-8)
Challenge Rating: 4
Treasure: None
Alignment: Always neutral
Advancement: 6-8 HD (Large); 9-15 HD (Huge)
Level Adjustment: —

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>>43922900
>>43922936
Ah there we go!

And now our gift! You get to post memes on the internet! Hahahaha!

Haha? Okay fine. Check the pic. It's related. One of my personal favorites!

>>43920746
You're basically an Eldritch god of chaos, weirdness and supernatural occurrences with reality warping powers as long as you are within your realm of power

It's impossible to numerically stat you other than to say that you can be best aside by use of a McGuffin made to unmake you

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>>43923005
What the fuck is this purple shit? Take it back, I don't want it.