>>43902969
Hit on the orcs playing cards.
>>43902969
Rape elves
>>43902987
seconded
>>43902969
I go WAAAAAAGH!ing
>>43902969
Engage in homoerotic religious rituals to the gods of orkish fertility.
>>43902969
Pray to Gork
>>43902969
Find your destiny to become a famous Bard
>>43902969
Seek purpose in life.
>>43902969
Study for my math exam.
>>43902969
Eat, drink, and be Orky
>>43902969
Wait, we're living in a cave and dressed in loincloths, but we've invented playing cards?
Can anyone say...
V E G A S
E
G
A
S
Let's make this cave a tourist attraction! Sin and debauchery! Mob money! We'll be able to buy all the fertile elf slaves we can handle, wagh!
>>43902969
Wonder why the other orks get shootas and choppas and rokkits and stuff, and I have to live in a smelly cave with a loincloth like I was an orc or something.
Then wait for a ship to arrive to take me somewhere to fight things.
>>43903027
On second thought, pray to the better god, Mork.
>>43902969
Find a squig to eat.
Why do orks wear earrings? This seem too cosmetic for them to care
>>43902969
juggle the skulls.
>>43902987
>>43903000
>>43903264
>hit on
>he literally hits them on the head
i feel like a 5 year old but i chuckled
>>43903264
This art is 12/10 I love it.
>Tell that ork that Dobby-looking motherfucker was talking shit
>>43903308
second
>>43903095
I second this, we make the worlds first orc run casino.
>>43902993
THE ELVES WILL COME TO US.
>>43903264
Get fresh air because it probably smells like heresy in this shit-filled cave
>>43903264
Now equip one of the skulls in the corner as a codpiece. Equip the rib cage as a douchey armband.
>>43903349
That son bitch's bicep is as wide as her head.
>>43903264
is that a goblin or an anorexic ork?
>>43903364
Mongolian Wrestlers
Pretty much the collest thing to come out of that country since Genghis
>>43903403
*coolest
>>43903264
Mission accomplished! Now study for you math exam. Numbers are important.
>>43903360
i second this
>>43903308
>>43903318
>>43903541
>>43903541
Now steal the Cards and run out of the cave
>>43903541
i again vote for
>>43903360
>>43903541
one kill in the third picture? come on we gotta get more deaths in true ork fashion.
>>43903541
Without question.
>>43903360
Third vote!
>>43903563
Get those damn cards.
>>43903541
Take the cards, leave the cave, and start chucking them at whatever animals you can find.
>>43903360
Best choice by far
>>43903650
now we're ready to literally skull fuck someone
>>43903650
Wondrous.
Now toss cards at animals.
>>43903650
excelent
>>43903673
Looks like we already have a boner!
Use the corpse as a club. Weapons are always good
>>43903650
find ork babe
>>43903650
Try to convince the other orcs that, now that you have a skull codpiece, you should be their king.
>>43903693
Who let Carlos out of the shame cube.
>>43903650
Become Chief through overwhilming fashion sense
>>43903563
>>43903614
cards get!
>>43903742
Get out. Show Cards to fellow Outside Orcs
Then Pose as Chief as said in >>43903739
>>43903714
Seconded
>>43903742
Sneaky orc is best orc!
Now leave the cave, and hunt down a ferocious beast. Kill it with the power of dance.
>>43903714
Thurdeded
Challenge any opposition to your new rule to a duel.
Stakes: shadow realm
>>43903742
Trade others cards for club. Take cards with new club and leave the cave.
>>43903797
I support any variation of becoming the leader.
>>43903739
this
>>43903714
>>43903742
It's time to convince the other Orks that we'z Da Biggest an' Da Baddest by flash dancing our enemies away
>>43903828
pretty much
Do we have a name yet?
>>43903848
I vote for D'ork
>>43903848
orks dont need names, they just need fists and food and all is well.
>>43903848
>>43903858
D'ork Skullfucker
>>43903858
Who let Kevin out?
>>43903872
And slaves.
Delicious elf slaves.
>>43903899
did I not say food?
>>43903876
Seconded
Although I will also support "D'ork Skullcrotch"
>>43903912
indeed you did anon indeed you did
I like skull crusher, but I also like
Dick crusher of Skullz
>>43903921
>>43903945
Supreme Ruler D'ork Skullcrotch, Crusher of Skulls
>>43903958
i like it
>>43903958
Supreme Ruler D'ork Skullcrotch, Fucker of Skulls
>>43903991
Supreme bonecrusher d'ork skullcrotch, fucker of skulls
>>43903982
Well. We king now.
Rally the troops and raid the neighbors!
>>43903982
I guess it worked. Now make a club out of Dobby for your Ruler orcs!
>>43903982
the other orks beat you up take your codpiece and throw you out of the cave and down the cliff for stealing their cards.
ARCHIVE THIS THREAD ON 1D4CHAN AS IT CONTINUES!
>>43904031
no not yet before we raid we must recruit recruit the neighbors
>>43903982
Lmfao your my new favorite OP good job
>>43904031
Yes, this!
The Dobby creature is holding Ork's loincloth as a tribe banner.
Them orc pubs though
>>43904031
>>43904054
I vote for both of these, recruit then RAID!
>>43903982
yeah recruit some more neighbours and then we can go raiding and shit
Invent a new card game where D'Ork is the only one who can win
>>43904126
the rules
Dork draws three cards, everyone else draws one, whoever has the most cards wins
>>43904136
If dork is not present, three cards are drawn for him. These cards being to dork, no one else may claim them.
>>43904085
I prefer to think those are actually ominous dark haze exuded from the skull because of our new, sudden assertiveness....thus creating intrigue about what we might be concealing behind our calcium crotchplate...
Or maybe it's just a shadow from the cavelight...iunno
build international space station
>>43904136
>>43904160
>game is played with five orks excluding D'Ork
>four of this five give another ork their cards
>that ork wins by having five cards versus D'Ork's three
>>43904201
We murder that one, anon.
>>43904068
You now have a WARBANNER. Your WARBAND has formed. Map incoming.
>>43904236
No map. Orks have no need for (or ability to comprehend) maps. Go find the first things that aren't us, and conquer them.
>>43904236
This is awesome.
We crucified Dobby and turned him into a flag.
>>43904201
>>43904218
so when is this game going on 1d4chan
>>43904236
>Get some Warpainting first!
>Old Words of Wisdome from the Humans
>Oh wait, i D'ork can't read for Shit
>Make Smiley Face Warpaint
>>43904236
FIND THE ELVES
VICIOUSLY RAPE THE ELVES
BRING THE ELVES BACK TO CAVE AND TREAT THE ELVES KINDLY
>>43904236
Warchiefs need to look scarier
Cut down a tree and use the wood to make armour
>>43904269
>Locate elves
>Raid elves
>Kidnap female elves
>Bring them back to cave
>Play card games with them and be nice and proper
>Other elves find cave, charge in to rescue captured elves
>They don't want to go home
>>43904296
Pssh, wimp. Our scars will become our armor.
>>43904301
ORC VEGAS
NO ONE WANTS TO LEAVE
>>43904269
>raping elves
>not ignoring the elves feeble attempts at seducing us while treating them nicely
And we aren't kidnapping them. We are bringing them on ADVENTURE.
>>43904301
>Elfs try to cheat in new card game of Supreme Leader D'ork
>Elfs get turned into Armor
>>43904236
Expand your casino real estate. Get some harlot elves to serve drinks or something.
>>43904357
eat the road
>>43904357
Elves like forests right?
Let's go to the forest.
>>43904357
the forst is closest. Bring the wonderful world of card games and conquest to it!
>>43904357
elves are in the forst right? im pretty sure the consensus is to go meet the elves.
>>43904357
Search forest for elves
>>43904357
>FORST
FORST, FIND ELFS
>>43904357
>Bring the Word of Orc Vegas to the Forst
>>43904357
>road
>not "rode"
Pleb
Also, set up gambling/hustling shack on the rode
>>43904357
Let's go to the forest and kill/rape/eat whatever we find
Make spears and sheilds from trees
>>43904378
>road
>not "rode"
damn!
>>43904357
visit beard midgit stronghold. trade knowledge of superior ork card games for mighty weapons
>>43904357
Let's make copies of the map, and pin them on trees in the forest. Invite everyone to ORC VEGAS.
>>43904404
Second
>>43904357
Crash hooman settlement with no survivors
>>43904404
Third!
>>43904404
>>43904357
fucking this holy shit
>>43904404
I agree, show the beard midgits our superior card playing skillz
>>43904404
Thirded
>>43904410
>>43904440
>>43904447
>>43904449
>>43904452
awh shucks you guys
I say we go clockwise, forst, hoomans, then midgets
Orc Vegas... Put an irc at each table. Pay a human to go around and whisper "let the orc win, beard midgets dont rip your arms off when they lose.
>>43904404
Forth! And then on to the Forest!
A warband needs supplies to facilitate its endeavors....acquire supplies by the orkiest means available, as has been suggested.
>>43904484
Card Games?
>>43904484
I am certain you're referring to card games.
There's Orcjack, Orker, Texas Ork 'Em, we got all kinds of card games!
>>43904368
>>43904371
>>43904372
>>43904375
>>43904376
>>43904377
>>43904393
It's close but FORST seems to have more votes. We can do MIDGITS next.
You arrive at the forest entrance.
>>43904546
I WANT THAT BEAR!
>>43904546
>Challange Bear to a Card Game
>Win his Note
>Read note
>>43904546
Challenge the bear to a cardgame
>>43904546
Say hello to the Furry Orc, invite him to join our warband.
>>43904546
Ride the bear, assert dominance
>>43904546
That sign cant stop us because we cant read!
>>43904546
Eat the bear
>>43904546
Inspect large fluff ball
>>43904546
Make dobby sing a song to get the bear to join our cause. I'm sure there's still some life left in him
>>43904546
Challenge the bear to a shadow duel (of the cardgame variety)
>>43904553
>read note
>can't read it, too complicated
We ask the furry orc to read the note for us.
>>43904546
show new bear friend the wisdom of orc card games.
bear is now new best friend and most likely new medic of warband
>>43904546
assimilate the bear into the ork horde
>>43904546
>>43904561
Seconded.
He can be our most trusted general, relaying our orders to the rest of our growing horde.
>>43904546
GENTLY STROKE HIS EARS
SAY 'GOOD PUPPY' OVER AND OVER AGAIN
GIVE HIM A TASTE OF DOBBY FLAG FOR BEING A GOOD BOY
>>43904546
Look at BEARly legible note
this is the best thread on /tg/ right now
>>43904236
Before I forget, I'd like to point out Left Orc's unconvinced-looking expression at our warbanner here.
I think it might benefit us to keep a close eye on him in the future.
Otherwise, I think our warband has found it's first warbeast.
>>43904573
>>43904631
What do we do when Left Ork and right Ork switch sides?
>>43904636
WE'LL TAKE HIM HE'S ADORABLE
>>43904636
BUY GLORIOUS BEAR MOUNT TO LEAD OUR FORCES TO VICTORY
>>43904636
Forcefully ride the bear
>>43904636
Pay for it with our earring. (Skullcrotch is our new signifier, qm)
>>43904636
Steal the bear
>>43904636
Ask bare how much for bare
Most we are willing to pay is tree fiddy
>>43904636
Get the damn bear!
Write our name on it with Dirt to show it's ours!
>>43904636
Use goblin's blood to change "sale" to "free". Take free bear.
>>43904636
Bare joins warband!
Roll the bare by standing on it and walking backways
This thread is beautiful
>>43904636
WARMOUNT ACQUIRED.
Who do we pay tho?
>>43904684
Like a log in water?
>>43904684
Best mount ever. Let it maul puny not-orks as we roll over top of them.
>>43904636
New mascot of Orc Warband!
>>43904636
Eat the note. Take bear. Continue supply run.
>>43904650
I was gonna suggest we assign meaningless ranks to our comrades via body art so they can feel special...but to secretly keep track of Lefty.
>>43904680
Brilliant! Seconded!
>>43904680
this is amazing! They'll never see it coming!
>>43904716
Did we smack lefty? He could just have a lazy eye now
>>43904680
By Jove! They'll never see it coming!
>>43904636
Challenge the Silly Old Bear to a baseball game. If you win, he has to become your slave.
>>43904636
purchase the bear using a maori haka dance as compensation
>>43904817
Supporting.
>>43904680
This
>>43904684
then this
>>43904652
>>43904655
>>43904660
>>43904684
BARE has joined the warband!
>>43904817
This
Have a logical thought for a moment and wonder what kind of person owns a Bear and why did they think it was a good idea to sell it.
>>43904884
promote bear to highest rank under us!
>>43904884
Continue search for elves in the forest, use bear's knowledge to aid us in this quest
>>43904884
Promote Bear be in charge of lefty
Then search forrest for elfs to play cards with
>>43904884
"Glorious, Comrade Bear. What secrets do you know of the forest?"
Then,
>>43904915
>>43904909
Seconded. Have him indicate on the map where the Skinny Not-Orks are in the forest
>>43904884
Hide in bear a-la Trojan Horse and ambush wanderers to play cards against
>>43904915
Second. Cards with elves forest.
>>43904884
Explore the forest with our new friend.
Find MOAR friends to play cards with.
Give bare affectionate pettings.
>>43904884
Cover bare in honey, then use bare as katamari to roll up all the elfs.
Archived: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/43902969/
>>43904947
SUPPORTING
>>43904947
I'll support this
>>43904969
YES!
>>43904947
Yep.
Yea-huh.
This anons got it.
Alright, we need to decide now.
Are we going to rape the elves or give them crippling gambling addictions? While doing both is optimal, we should prioritize one over the other to focus on.
>>43904969
Me-e to-oo
>>43904999
Rape should be priority
>>43904999
Cards win out, no contest
>>43904999
take the women, give men addiction when they try to take women back
>>43904947
Voting for this
>>43905016
Hear hear
>>43904999
No way.
We're going to mercilessly play card games with them until they try to rape US, anon.
You have no idea how to ork.
>>43904999
Gambling addictions, so they have to pay their debt for working in our Casino Empire!
>>43904999
Gambling of course! You can't run a gambling empire without customers.
>>43904999
if we beat them in enough card games the rest comes naturally!
>>43904999
Gambling addictions all the way.
>>43905015
>>43905016
>>43905031
>>43905032
>>43905033
>>43905052
All these people who think gambling>rape
it's like you're a bunch of goblins instead of true orcs!
>>43904999
why don't we give them a game bling ad DICK tion, hueheuheueuehuehuehuehuenice numbers man you got the jackpot good job bro
>>43905064
>Lefty found
>Not wanting to get their money and body AND having them coming to you
>>43905071
if repeating digits then rape>gambling!
>>43905064
2 0 1 5
0
1
5
And this heathen still thinks that the simple act of elf rape (and is it even rape with those degenerates, truly?) could possibly be as rewarding as ORC VEGAS.
>>43905090
wait wait wait!
OK
GUYS
WHAT IFFF
THE ELVES WERE THE CURRENCY WE BET WITH?!? Like we bet elves instead of poker chips???
:DDD BRETTY GUD IDEA RITE?!
Good quests can still happen.
There is still hope for /tg/.
>>43905064
no senpai, see, we get them addicted to gambling, and then their debts become so big that they have to sell themselves to us, which ends with us getting the elf lovins AND we get someone to play cards with.
>>43905064
We don't need sex. We have Katamari Bear. All other experiences pale in comparison.
>>43904909
>>43905126
THIS
>>43905127
The bear's getting the honey for the Katamari, how helpful.
Get bees addicted to card games.
>>43905127
use the honey as a gift to seduce elves, regardless of gender, then trap them with the sticky honey and drag them home.
>>43904947
I'm supporting this. You know why?
Warbands march on their stomachs. Elves and Honey both make excellent snacks.
But you know what goes good with gambling? Hookers.
We can decide what we want to do with the Elves later, but acquiring them is priority one.
>>43905127
KATAMARI BARE A GO
>>43905127
Have orcs stand on each other's shoulders to get the hive down for (soon to be) Katamari Bare
>>43905127
KEK
starting to look like desmond the moon bear.
maybe a cousin?I STILL WANT RAPE GOD DAMN IT!
>>43905142
i change my vote the katamari bear
>>43905155
rape the bees?
>>43905127
Replace the goblins head with the bee hive, then demand the bees give us honey.
>>43905127
bear clearly has superior intellect. Make him a commodore and a strategist
>>43904947
NANANANANANA KATAMARI BARECYY
>>43905170
what if the bee's lead us to a giant bee hive where they have elf slaves.
what if the bees are controlling all the elves and it is the orks duty to rescue the elves.
what if the king orc has to win a card game against the queen bee to save the elves??!
>>43904044
Second
>>43905174
Seconding this!
Also loving this! This is some hero level shit OP!
>>43904999
Crippling Gambling addiction, then its not rape, it's receiving payment.
Help bare by throwing rocks at the bee hive
>>43904947
BARE has become EXCITED
>The literal only good quest on /tg/
Signed,
An anti questfag
>Year of Gork and Mork 15 + 2000
>Looking to rape elves
>Not avoiding the snake pit that is an elf vagina
>>43905217
roll bear onto elves to collect elves
>>43905217
He looks tweaked out as a motherfucker.
ROLL HIM. ROLL HIM AND COLLECT THINGS.
>>43905217
ROLL DAT BARE
>>43905217
Use Bear Katamari to roll up elves. If any of them resist, persuade them using the power of card games and gambling.
>>43905217
Point coked up bear at enemies
>>43905138
Get bees addicted to stinging elves, who are addicted to card games, when they're not giving in to their addiction.
>>43905248
Lets go full katamari in this motherfucker
>>43905217
Roll quickly, for the beez have been angered.Initiate comical chase scene
>>43905217
>kidnap forest elves with based katamari bare
>take them back to ORC VEGAS
>teach them the joys of playing cards
>treat them nicely
>cause ORC VEGAS is an awesome place full of fun and adventure
>i GUESS you can borrow some money if your luck has run out
>???
>profit
>ORC VEGAS
Try some of dat honey. Perhaps it can give you the might of bare?
>>43905249
THINK OF THE RICHES
also,
INVINCIBLE ARMORED BEAR COVERED IN BEES
THE ULTIMATE ENGINE OF WAR
>>43905272
[benny hill intensifies]
>>43905217
Roll bear, collect dwarfs. Get dwarfs hopped up on honey and card games. Release them onto the town, then assault the town after it's been weakend by rampaging card dorfs.
Warband too small.
>>43905296
only because we havent bred an army (with the elves)
>>43905285
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v1bJnd4Yy7s
>>43905217
RolL TEh BARE
>>43905317
I laughed too hard at that.
>>43905217
Katamari is a GO.
>>43905334
lmao forgot to take off trip
>>43904899
*DOK*
Yew stupid git. Dun mattah whoze it wuz. It's Orc Bear now.
>>43905306
>>43905334
>tripfagging
But that guy's namefagging. There's no tripcode.
BOARD SEMANTICS ARE IMPORTANT BECAUSE I SAID SO!
>>43904899
Someone whose very dreams were haunted by the Casino Katamari Bear and who thus donated it to such a noble cause.
I mean, I hate to say it, but what if there aren't any elves?
>>43905395
>>43905395
Nonsense! It was probably they who donated the bear in anticipation of getting gambling addictions!
Also, if there aren't any, then we go after liches and/or Dragons. They have magic. Magic that can be used to allow us to stick even more things to Katamari Bear.
>>43905379
komenasai sempai
baka desu senpai
bear forest?
>>43905395
THEN WE MAKE ELVES GODDAMMIT
>>43905404
>tfw no Quick Start!! updates for almost a year and a half.
>>43905414
>komenasai
>sempai
#TRIGGERED
>>43905424
>Catch him !
>Card match time!
>>43905424
When the Bare is big enough, roll their damn tree.
>>43905424
Intercept the birdelves!
>>43905424
ROLL BARE INTO THE TREES TO KNOCK THEM DOWN
>>43905424
Attach elf to Katamari Bear. Run ontop of the Katamari Bear so we have a better vantage point.
Teach Bats how to play cause while doing so. Recruit them to find Elves.
>>43905424
HAHAHA WHAT
>Catch silly elves with bare
Are they throwing themselves from high branches in despair? Do they KNOW about the gambling habits we have planned for them?
>>43905424
dear god they're all guys
>>43905424
Take their women!
Take their womanly men!
Take their pointy sticks!
>>43905457
And thier shooty bows
>>43905424
I am utterly beside myself trying to comprehend what's going on in that last panel.
OP you are a beautiful individual.
>>43905478
I think they're trying to keep their balance as their tree is suddenly beginning to fall under the unstoppable force of bare
>>43905424
Shit, there aren't any women. We should tell them about our casino, we need to start advertising somewhere.
Guys.
What if.
What if.
Hear me out here.
What if.
Those aren't elves.
What if.
And I'm just throwing this out there.
What if they aren't elves, and they're actually vampires.
And now they're turning into bats.I say stick them to the Bare anyway but hey just sayin'
>>43905424
JESUS THEY HAVE LIKE 12 ARMS EACH.
THROW BARE AT THEM.
>>43905438
DUEL THAT MOTHERFUCKER
>>43905424
Roll up the hitler elf that fell. Ask him if he is a woman.
>>43905493
THEN WE ORC NIGHTCLUB
>>43905424
Throw kata-bare-i at flying elves.
>>43905424
Are they... are they part turkey?
>>43905493
Vampires would be a great addition to Ork Vegas! If they're vampires we definitely need to catch them.
>>43905424
Now you have a ball of elves(?).
They keep making moaning noises....
>>43905524
Roll the ball of elves back to Ork Vegas. We'll figure out what to do once we have them back there.
>>43905524
TO THE HUMAN VILLAGE. WAAAGH!
>>43905524
Set it all on fire.
>>43905524
Cheer them up by introducing to the card games!
>>43905524
TEACH THEM HOW TO CARDS
>>43905524
Kata-bare-i is now big enough, go roll up hoomans.
>>43905524
Hit one until it tells you where their village/riches are
>>43905546
>riches
But we already have all the elfs?
>>43905536
I don't think those are sad moans.
>>43905524
time to roll our katamari to the midgit mountains
>>43905541
This
>>43905524
Now we trade the bear/elf ball to a wizard for magic weapons.
Oh, and shotguns! We must also have shotguns.
>>43905564
No. Dorfs are smaller, but heavier. Have to roll up hoomans first to make ball big enough to get dorfs.
>>43905524
I guess elves are really attracted to honey? Good work Bare!
>Ask them where are their females! The Ork King deserves a Queen!
>This is the greatest thread on 4chan right now
>elf rape hasn't even started yet
>>43905572
>females!
All elfs are females. Even the males.
>>43905570
>>43905524
Back to Orc Vegas
Begin elf gambling addictions
Also get elves to make a nice fancy suit as Orc Vegas is a fine establishment.
Guys, these things are flying, seem to be all male and are attracted to honey.
I don't think they're elves.
>>43902969
WAAAAAAGGGGGGHHHHHHHH
>>43905524
First, we need to reward BARE by letting him eat an elf or two.
Next, question where these elves are from and go there for pillaging.
>>43905593
>I don't think they're elves.
Do you have a degree in elfology? No, I didn't think so. Now pipe down and fuck your elf.
>>43905583
Hesrightyouknow.jpg
>>43905524
rape?
I wanna see how big the bear ball can get.
To The human village!
>>43905612
They can't be raped by orcs so they just rape each other.
Fucking elves man, so degenerate. They'll be PERFECT for ORC VEGAS.
>>43905604
>degree in elfology
I've got one better
>>43905524
>Roll ball of moaning elves over to Dorf mountain
>Roll up to their door step and ring doorbell
>Run and hide
>LaughingOrks.jpg
Ork king strikes again!
>>43905657
Now roll them to the humen village. Then introduce them to the WAAAGH card game.
>>43905657
That ass, smack it
>>43905657
YES
ORC VEGAS IS GO
TO THE HUMANS
Whoever thought up katamari bare is a fucking hero.
>>43905657
Now that we've gotten them hooked on our card game, let's bring them back the Orc Vegas to build signs.
...Oh, how could I be so rude. And feed one or two of the delicious honey covered things to Bare.
>>43905660
oh god, I take my human village idea back. lets do this! it'll be hilarious!!
>>43905657
Onwards, to the humans!
>>43905660
Operation Dorfball is a go.
>>43905688
>Whoever thought up katamari bare is a fucking hero.
It's my first time actually participating in one of these things, too.
>>43905660
>>43905694
You have convinced me as well. Let the prank wars commence!
>>43905657
We now have a work force.
Put elves to work making cards.
Bare is overseer.
>>43905688
Let's do it. This is wonderful.
But we might need a spare bare.
>>43905722
I don't think bare can see anything over the elf-ass right now.
>>43905715
what if dorf take bare?
When we go to the hooman land, we will play... Cards against humanity
>>43905731
stop
bad anon
>>43905730
Bare is ork now. Bear will roll up dorfs and come back.
Okay it seems close so let's do a vote:
http://strawpoll.me/6140093
>>43905675
and
>>43905692
Seconding feeding BARE
ORKS MAKE BEST PRANKS
ELVES HAVE NO SMILES
DORVES HIDE SMILES BEHIND BEARD
HUMANS NEVER SMILE, JUST YELL
ORC HUMOR IS BEST
>>43905740
Yes, we must have confidence in Bare, for he is our most valued ally.
>mfw this entire thread
>>43905752
> 4 orks
> 16 votes
Alright, who's cheating?
Okay, Dorfs it is!
>>43905797
>>43905799
My internal investigation has turned up no wrongdoing, which has nothing to do with the fact that the vote came out the way I wanted it to.
Carry on.
As you travel north you arrive at a bridge.
>>43905858
SPREAD THE JOY OF CARD GAMES TO NEW ORC FRIEND!
>>43905861
Card game againt the bridge cat/troll.
Seduce it with elven man if this does not work
>>43905858
Cautiously appro- fuckit just head over there and see if it wants to play cards.
>>43905858
Ask directions to dorf mountain.
>>43905858
BRIDGE CAT
DO YOU LIKE CARDS
DO YOU LIKE STINKY ELVES
DO YOU LIKE BAREBARE LIKES YOU
>>43905858
Recruit this fine fellow. Tell him he can bring the bridge as well if he wants.
>>43905858
DUEL THAT MOTHERFUCKER
>>43905858
Beat it in a game of cards so you can ride it to the dorfs
>>43905871
this
>>43905858
Tread cautiously. We have unwittingly stumbled upon a vast pinball machine, and if the cat's paws (aka THE FLIPPERS) get hold of our Bearamari, it'll be used and abused in a game made for giants!
Or maybe it's just here to see what's up. Let's go talk to the giant bridge cat.
>>43905858
card game with bridge friend
>>43905858
Befriend it, offer elf as snackrifice.
>>43905871
This!
>>43905858
assert your dominance by smashing his fingers
>>43905858
pee in his mouth so he'll let us pass
>>43905861
>>43905865
>>43905866
>>43905879
>>43905890
You engage in a cardboard battle of wits from which there is NO ESCAPE. Do you WIN or THROW THE GAME?
http://strawpoll.me/6140160
>>43905797
Whoa there, Mr. Accusations, I've been perfectly content supporting the will of /tg/ and watching things unfold since suggesting the bone accoutrements.
And it appears the masses want to expand the warband with this new bridge-fellow.
>>43905930
>throwing the game
What kind of Ork's do you take us for?
>>43905930
RAISE THE STAKES!
One ball of elves for a bridge!
>>43905930
Pssh. Orks never lose, especially not on purpose. If trollcat can't handle losing, trollcat doesn't deserve to join our horde.
Throw the game over the cliff if we lose. RAGE QUIT harder than Bowsers boner when he captures peach and takes her cherry.
>>43905930
We would do the game dishonor if we did not give it our all. We must engage in fair competition!
Uh, unless, like, it's his first time or something. Then I guess we could take it easy.
D-did we ask before we started to play?
Wait, no Bridge Cat! Come back! This game is really fun you just gotta get a little used to it, we'll go easy on you this time! WAIT NO PLEASE BE OUR FRIEND ;_;
>>43905933
I wasn't accusing anybody specific (except maybe Lefty). I just wanted to know who the cheater was so I could appoint our spymaster.
>>43905979
What if left is in league with the cast troll¿
We must offer left as a sacrifice at the first sign of danger.
>>43905988
Nah, trollcat seems like a cool dude. We'll just feed Lefty to him when we're done.
You crushed him in the first round. You... don't think he knew how to play.
>>43906049
BE HIS GLORIOUS ORC TEACHER! NOW TO THE MOUNTAINS WITH BARE AND CAT!
>>43906049
aren't the rules "orc leader always wins?"
>>43906049
Are we literally playing a game of cock magic? lol
>>43906049
Poor guy. Introduce him to the fine game of elf-toss. I bet he's great at that.
>>43906049
WAIT NO DON'T CRY BRIDGE CAT
H-HERE LET'S TRY AGAIN I'LL SHOW YOU THE RULES AS WE PLAY, THIS TIME WE'LL, WE'LL UH, WE'LL DO THE "TUTORIAL" MODE, Y-YEAH, SO IT'LL BE MORE FAIR..
Post is autosaging, are we going to jump threads?
>>43906049
Tell the bridge cat that we will teach him how to play. But we need to go and make fun of people right now, so the cat should come with us.
>>43906049
BUT YOU COULD LEARN HOW TO PLAY IF YOU JOINED OUR WARBAND
>>43906054
>>43906065
>>43906072
>>43906076
Bring him into the fold. Teach him our glorious Orc ways.
>>43906076
Roll this
>>43906049
Yes, now that he has learned the sting of defeat, we will teach him that only as part of the ork horde can he learn how to achieve victory. Stick with us, trollcat, we'll show you the ropes.
>>43906076
>>43906148
>>43906072
>>43906054
Impressed by your card-playing skills, bridge troll has joined your warband!
You continue to the mountain.
>>43906163
CLEAN THE BEAR OF
THEN THE BEAR RIDE OUT NEW ALLY
>>43906169
What do we do with all the sticky elves?
>>43906169
Bare*
>>43906163
Propose to our Ork army that we also shave the dwarves in their sleep as well.
The Ork king will be victorious in his campaign!
>>43906163
HAVE THE ELVES ESCAPED!? WHERE ARE THE ELVES?! WE NEED OURCARD BUDDIES
>>43906169
No no! they're part of our prank on the dorfs (>>43905660), remember?!?
>>43906163
> CLEAN THE BEAR OF
>>43906169
>What do we do with all the sticky elves?
>>43906178
>What do we do with all the sticky elves?
>>43906184
>Propose to our Ork army that we also shave the dwarves in their sleep as well.
Take honey-elfs off bare. Shave beards off dorfs. Put beards on honey-elfs sticky faces. Elfs are now dorfs, dorfs are now elfs.
BEST. PRANK. EVER.
>>43906186
They're still stuck to BARE
OUR SHIELDS CAN'T HANDLE ADORABLE-NESS OF THIS MAGNITUDE CAPTAIN!
>>43906216
EXCELLENT
>>43906178
THEY WILL REMAIN AS ONE
ONE GLORIOUS CARD PLAYING BALL OF LOVE
>>43906216
Ork brain took over, got stupid and put quotes in wrong places. My bad. You get the idea.
>>43906186
Look a bit closer, you can see some feet sticking out of the ball. The thing must be covered in mud and dirt!
Someone should lick it clean
>>43906216
I'm digging this one Boss!
>>43906216
I don't think we really need to remove the sticky elves for this. We just need to add the shaved BEARDLESS BEARD MIDGETS to our BARE BALL OF CONQUEST.
I need to go to sleep now, thanks for participating everyone. I'll make another thread tomorrow night (monday night GMT-8)
>>43906253
Good night OP
Rest well.
>>43906253
That
Face
Thanks for Running AnonGM
>>43906253
Thanks for your time and effort
Your drawings are top notch and had me in stitches
>>43906253
that was fun. thanks!
Bravo!!!
Will watch again tomorrow
This is probably the only quest I like.
10/10
>>43905946
You throw the first game to give them confidence then act desperate for another chance "double or nothing" and THEN school them. Do you even hustle bro?
4chan's best thread. Ork/10, can't wait for part 2
>>43905657
>the art style used to draw the elf's face
Kate Beaton is that you?I'm a fan.
>>43905586Exactly.
>>43906338
Orks do not hustle. If orks want your stuff, orks take your stuff. No need for tricksy words, like stupid elfs.
>>43906253
>>43906363
Aw she left.