CYOA Thread

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>>43897500

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Have a fun genie one, too, to get the thread started.

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If anyone has any suggestions for this the guy working on the picture version was asking,

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>>43897500

Ok. So this is the final version. There really aren't any big changes from the last one. It was never meant to be long or complicated, so I hope people are happy with it this way. Sorry not everybody's ideas got included even though lots of them were very good.

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>>43897600

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Text-only version of some fresh OC. Still gathering pictures, and want to have the text finished before I move to GIMP-mode. Looking for thoughts/suggestions/comments/people who just want to play it/whatever, so dropping it here.

>>43897600
Please post a list of the changes.

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>>43897600
>>43897636

Still not in love with the fact that you can't be a dark faerie princess, but also still really like this one. Super cute. Done a neutral and a dark build already, so let's try a light one

>Rebellious Princess
>Happy Peasants
>Forbidden Love
>BFFs
>Magic Upgrade
>Adventure!
>Wise Matron for 22 yo
>Rival Stepsister
>Princess of Learning

Definitely not going to be pic related. Nope.

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Is this CYOA still being updated?

>>43897680
Damn. I love urban fantasy, but Smuggler sounds like a lot of fun. Think I'm still going with the Warlock, but it's really tempting.

>>43891131
I just checked my folder to see and this is correct.

>>43890571
>>43896164
I just checked this too and it loaded fine for me. Just make sure to add the .com at the end.

>>43891488
There would probably be far less arguing if people stopped insulting each other, but good luck with that.

>>43892445
Oracle is way bigger then chemist. Hehehe.

>>43897680
This seems pretty neat but pretty short too. Choose a hero and a quest/ally and you're done. Nothing about building up yourself as the sidekick.

>>43897593

None of these wishes are "I wish to be able to suck your dick at any place, any time"

>>43898299
Age: 17
Starting Stars: 20
Challenge: School Under Siege (1Star)
World: Fantasy (3Stars)
Physical: None
Seating: Back Row Seat (4Stars)
Accessories: None
Home: Wealthy (3Stars)
Family: Cool Gym Teacher, Yuyu, Naoko, Fumie, Tanaka, Hiroya, Kojiro, Mayumi (8Stars)
Total: 19 Stars spent.

Shit let's throw down.

"I'm gonna live! And I'm gonna marry Aina! And we'll grow old together!"
Standard Navi
Clone of My Own
Green Support Navi
Recover
Absorb Shield
Cannon
Shuriken

Post the worst CYOAs you can find in your folder.

>>43898278
Yeah I started it after some anon /r/'d CYOAs where you stay basically the same but are put in a fantastic situation, so the not really giving you powers is intentional. Could add more allies and make it more like pick-3 though.

>>43898935
>hey, let's give bad CYOAs exposure :^)
No.

>>43898966
This

>>43898960
Makes sense. Few more options would be cool and of course images that you'll be adding also.

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>>43898935
>Posts your favorite CYOA
>>43897835
There is this.

>>43897333
Trips, trips confirm for advise.

>>43899276
You just do it.

It's one of my favorite types of setting. I like it when space opera is mixed with high magic and some of the civilizations take the technology approach but then one day they meet space elves who still didn't discover smelting metal but happen to have a space empire because they can teleport from world to world with their magic. Then you can possibly add a third paradigm, like for example biological ships, and have those three freak each other out.

>>43898960
hard to think how you could be of any use for the superhero, kind of like a jimmy olsen except youre stuck in a room and get used as a damsel in distress at times i asume.
At least in warlock you learn some neat rune magic.

Yeah still gonna pick nr1

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>>43899276
Make it like the original trilogy. Don't bother too much with hard sci fi shit, just populate it with monsters and blue people and make magic rare and mysterious.

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>>43899276
You make magic/mana as a viable energy source.

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Hard mode: Don't pick Erinyes, Succubus, or Dwarrow.

>>43899422
Is that SDA spoiler?

>>43899461
I don't have the patience to read this right now, so let's just say I pick Erinyes, Succubus, and Dwarrow.

>>43899276
While a balance between the two would seem like the first thing to pop into the mind there isn't anything wrong with low levels of magic and high levels of technology. If everyone can do more or less the same thing as the other anon mentioned that also works. You'd think that after so long many rivalries would have died out between the races or grown immeasurably.

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>>43899276
You just do it. Preferably like this. >>43899419. You want inspiration, look at Shadowrun or Star Wars or He-Man or whatever.

>>43899472
No, it's from the quest.

Alien beings made up of mana apparently exist in Stardust in secrecy, something to do with the Heralds. Sounded like a lot of shit was going to go down before SDA went missing.

>>43899604
someone posted something a while back similar with dreadnoughts.

Sounded like he was coming back.

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>>43899830
First time

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>>43899778
SDA was addicted to prescription painkillers for a while. Word on the IRC is that he stole a huge amount of product from his dealer then sold most of it to the mob to pay off some debts. The product was bad, the mob got pissed, SDA refused to make amends, they ended up killing his dog.

He got scared and moved out Midwest somewhere. Last we heard, he was working at a diner to pay off his debts.

>>43897754

Just fixed typos.

>>43897828

Dark faerie princess is a fun concept.But I did want to keep a even number of choices on both sides, and I think faerie princess worked pretty good for light. Glad you still like it over all. It's fun when people try builds for all the types.

>>43897600
>>43897636

Neutral for life!

>Magic Upgrade
>Once And Future Queen
>Warrior Princess
>Fae Kingdom
>Metropolis
>Millenium Princess

I AM GROWING STRONGER

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>>43900081
>Just fixed typos.
I'm sorry
>... to have a princes(s) for ransom

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>>43900059
Hope hes not dead.

Probably has his own stuff going on is all..

>>43900059
I don't even care if that's 100% bullshit, that's some Requiem For A Dream shit. 10/10 for sociopathic chuckling, hope he's okay and shit if it's for real.

>>43900059
I thought he was on the lamb after killing a guy for refusing to do anal.

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>>43900059
>they ended up killing his dog
>He didn't go full Keanu Reeves on them

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>>43900561
You mean SDA refused to do anal or the guy refused?

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>>43900059

>>43899862
First time what anon?

>>43897835
Minerva and Athena are the same gods.

>>43901033
I bet you think Jupiter and Zeus are the same god too, pleb.

>>43899862
>>43899862
This new? Not clear what you mean by first time.
Anyways, I'll bite.

>Freelance AF.
Aint nobody got time for gang wars and piss taxes.
>Arms Training
>Data (free from non-synidicate)
Figure I basically need combat skills of some kind, and arms just seems better than melee. I'll need to be careful to not let my target get too close, but I like the "hunter" part of bounty hunter more.
>FN Falas
No manual reload is annoying, but I figure I'll just fire a few extra rounds into my target's corpse.
>Gel Mines
Should help with the "make sure nobody gets too close" part of the job. Also if I ever need to take a bounty alive, these are probably worth having.
>Roundhead
Being able to peek from cover without risking death is pretty damn good.
>Richardson
Figure I need someone who doesn't suck in melee, and he's got knife skills. Not only that, but he can teach me to not suck in melee, will go drinking with me between missions, and takes a cut way less than he's worth. I'd be a fool not to take him.
>Hostage Crisis
Those jerks pissed me off. I might not be the best for the job, what with me lacking the diplomacy mod and all, but I've got an encyclopedia in my brain along with relevant facts about my targets, and I'm not the worst diplomat with my own natural skills. Plan is to bluff an opening, then hit them hard and fast. Might have to hire some extra guns for the job, though -- I don't like the odds of 2 v 4.

>>43901184
>This new?
No.

>>43901033
Greek God = Roman God
What mate? >>43901071

>>43901184
First time posting a cyoa.
And no its quite old

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I've got two Psi parasites now.

Three left to go-- PP Nerdy, PP Teacher and PP Headmaster

>>43900059
Are you sure it was the mob killing dogs is the ATFs thing.

>>43899366
Idea was that you'd be more like Bruce Wayne in Batman Beyond, though less mentor-ish. Any ideas to make that shine through?

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>>43901543

I also turned the PP into dots because having dots AND arrows is weird.

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Let's start a discussion:

So what type CYOA's do you guys enjoy? Fantasy, Sci-Fi, or Modern? Do you enjoy Original CYOA's with their universes/worlds or one's based off of video games/comics/other stuff? Have you ever written a story with the CYOA build you made before? What kind of CYOA's are you hoping for in the future?

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>>43897500
>>43897522
I appreciate that I am the only one who gives a shit but I pallette swapped it so blue = buster and red = sword, like Megaman.exe and Protoman.exe in the games.

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>>43902021
I don't have any hard rules. I'm a sucker for high fantasy adventurefagotry with a big list of companions including several waifu-tier options, but one of my favorite CYOAS is pic related. As nebulous as it is, biggest thing is fun.

That said, I big bag of NOPEs which for the sake of topicality I will refrain from exhaustively listing, but which include non-choices like immortality "options", memefaggotry, rolling, and walloftext.

>>43902021
No preference on setting just GOOD OC
Original Content

If you want non-original copy-paste bullshit fucking go to jump chain and deal with their autism. I quite enjoy the OC partially in-depth cyoas that I can wonder about and day dream about for a couple days maybe a week.

>>43901638
SDA is currently besieged at Ruby Ridge 2.

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>>43902021
I enjoy CYOAs that get my imagination going.

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>>43902306
(Page two. Might not be latest version.)

>>43897593
Ghoul Slaves, Asylum, Maniac.

Ghoul slaves to build my dream home and then start a construction business, maniac as partially insane friends with benefits, Asylum to help crazy people and save world.

>>43901033
Minerva is less of a bitch, straight up helping you achieve things and giving you magic instead of fucking taskmastering you. plus she's hotter.

>>43902796
>You will never fuck your cute Minerva empress on your god throne.

>>43902306
I don't really like this one because of the dual currency thing. It's kind of a pain to keep track of, especially since some things can be purchased with different kinds of currency. If it were something I was really into I could probably look past that, but I don't love hard sci-fi to begin with and that inconvenience just pushes me into "nah I'll pass"

>>43902796
>Nearly the year of our lord 2016
>Being this wrong

I pity you, anon. If you'd learned the wisdom of the true goddess, your empire might have produced philosophy worth mentioning. But alas, you leave us with a shitty continental legal system and the necessary-but-banal preservation of the true ancients, the Greeks.

>>43901349
The Roman pantheon was modified over time. the Romans worshiped in a different way then the Greeks. They might share the same origin, but its like comparing super comparing the mainline Marvel continuity to the film Marvel continuity. Same guy different presentation. Also you are a faggot for complaining about a waifu cyoa. ;)

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>>43896164
Yes, yes it is there.

>>43903283
Huh. Didn't realize all those blah-looking CYOAs I didn't like were by the same guy. Good to know I can irrationally rage at one person, instead of hating the great void.

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>>43903357
I like his world building. Even if it can occasionally get a little too bleak for my tastes, I still enjoy his work and the thought it sparks.

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>>43903456

>>43903052
You must have brain damage to have trouble with that.

>>43897680
Pretty interesting stuff. Would be the superhero's sidekick.

>>43903491
>I don't understand the difference between an annoyance and a barrier

>>43903536
It's so minimal I can't see it as a barrier to anyone.

>>43903549
That's why it's an annoyance, anon. English isn't your first language, is it?

>>43903637
Keeping track of two numbers annoys you?

>>43897680
Oh shit. Are we gonna be one of those actually relevant side kick/partners sort, the happy beta kind, the dumbass the hero has to save, the hero's apprentice, or the kind that gets killed to make the hero angst?

>>43903697
When you don't want to waste points and there's stuff that can be bought with multiple types of currency? Yes.

>>43899194
>You will never give Astraea her first kiss after taking her on a date that shows her how much she means to you.
>You will never make Frigg blush as you tell her how beautiful she in the bikini and blouse you bought her embarrased as to how a women her age could be beautiful and bring her in for a kiss.
>You will never snuggle with Hestia on a couch by the fire in the coziest home imaginable reading a good book and whispering sweet nothings in her ear.
>You will never make Sjofn the happiest goddess of love by bringing countless couples together for her on Valentines Day and being all cutesy with her.


Why live

>>43897680
I like this a rather lot actually. Will the finished project be this + images, or will you be adding more to it?

>>43903881
>The Rival
How are slaves a rare commodity, exactly? Can't we make anyone into a slave? I'm sure we can come up with a system of resolving disputes over high-value targets, like rock paper scissors or taking turns. Going to war just seems to defeat the whole purpose of keeping a harem of always-willing mind controlled ladies in a secret fortress, doesn't it?

>>43897600
neutral

princess of learning
fae kingdom (spider girl)

magic upgrade
millenium princess

princess of undead
not-so-royal

necrophiliac bondage sex romp through the ages.

>>43902995
Stop crushing my dreams, Anon.

>>43897835
>You will never go on trips with Ba'laat forming memories that the two of you will never forget only to return home and visit the sex dungeon in the basement and tie her up and throat fuck her while vibrators stimulate her endlessly only stopping to fuck her doggystyle to remind her whos bitch she is. Afterwords you make breakfast the next morning and after finally waking up from her exhausting night she hugs you from behind and you tell eachother how much you love eachother.

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>>43904032
dont do this to me anon

>>43902306
>>43902331
This one looks fun.

What does rogue mean for purchasing planets? Are you automatically considered rogue if you don't have an overlord?

>>43904032
>>43904195
Anons stop this is too much couple things.

>>43897835
As a hopeless romantic myself, Sjofn would be the best fit for me.

>>43899194
>>43897835
>You will never come home from the longest board meeting you have ever had in life and be greeted by your loving Inari, and snuggle up against her fluffy 9 tails as she's finishes making dinner and for dessert heading straight into the bedroom.
>You will never take a light nap on your couch and wake up to Nyarlathotep blushing and writing things about you in her journal. You will never call her over to take a nap with you on the couch, and her saying "Yes" in an evil way out nervousness and climb on top of you to listen to your heartbeat.
>You will never spend the entire day outside playing with Nctosa and Nctolhu, and when their not looking buying them the latest video game they wanted and when you get home giving them that game where they will call you big brother kiss you on the cheek.
>You will never have Mors cling to your arm while falling asleep when the two of you are watching tv in the living room. You will never turn off the tv, gently pick her up, and carry her into bed where she will say "Good night." as the both of you drift off to sleep.

>>43904431
Rogue planets are planets that do not orbit a star and there for aren't part of a solar system.

>>43904857
thanks although that makes no sense from a science point of view. all such rogue planets would be in mega deep freze

Can anyone make suggestions for what PP Nerdy, PP Teacher and PP Headmaster should look like?

The only hard rule is that they need to look vaguely like an arm.

Anyone got a pdf of that sissy life CYOA?

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>>43897600
Neutral for freedom and weather diversity.

>Light picks,
Rebellious Princess, freedom!
Angelic guardian, so I can upgrade physical form and magic.
Princess superior, this probably increases my authority greatly.
Fae Kingdom,

>Neutral picks
Magic upgrade, obviously
Millenium Princess, because technology is great
Adventure, for fighting and gold. It'll be great.

>Dark picks
Princess of the Undead, because skeletons. Skeleton bros. For the record, I'm assuming this let's me create my own undead in addition to conjuring them from elsewhere.

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>>43902306
>Title
Duke Kindle of the Phoenix Nebula
-Demesne: 900
-Intrigue: 200

>Foes
Jiggers [+50 All]
Archon Karkas [+40 All]
Assassins'troupe [+15 All]
Captain Sasha [+15 All]
Ai Lamios [+10 All]
Gilbereth Ertin [+10 All]
Cherry Haliday [+10 All]
---------------------------Total: [+150 All]

>Worlds & Resources
Asteroids.x6 [30 Demesne]
-Science Station.x6 [60 Demesne]
-Defence Platforms.x6 [60 Demesne]
-Ice/Metal Mines.x6 [30 Demesne]

Hothouse Planets.x6 [30 Demesne]
-Science Station.x6 [60 Demesne]
-Orbital Defences.x6 [60 Demesne]
-Pressure Forge [25 Demesne]
-Spaceport (Flying) [5 Demesne]

Hot Jupiters.x6 [30 Demesne]
-Science Station.x6 [60 Demesne]
-Orbital Defences.x6 [60 Demesne]
-Exotic Physics Station [50 Demesne]
-He3 Mines & Spaceport [10 Demesne]

Star
-Red Giant [10 Demesne]
-Antimatter Station [45 Demesne]

Space Habitat [35 Demesne]
-Hypernet Node [5 Demesne]
-Defence Platforms [10 Demesne]
-Propulsion [25 Demesne]
-Construction Yards [25 Demesne]

Jumpgate [20 Demesne]
----------------------------------Total: [745 Demesne]

>Fleet
Yacht [5 Demesne]
-Hyperflux Shields [5 Demesne]

Science Vessel.x3 [30 Demesne]
-Improved Labs [10 Demesne]
-Hyperflux Shields [5 Demesne]

Cruiser.x5 [50 Demesne]
-Hyperflux Shields [5 Demesne]
-Teleport Bay [5 Demesne]
-Hospital [5 Demesne]
-Drone Hanger [5 Demesne]
-EMP Beam [5 Demesne]
-Point Defence Turrets [5 Demesne]
-Standard Template [20 Demesne]
----------------------------------Total: [155 Demesne]

>Technology
All of it.
----------------------------------

>Agents
CaladriusA5 [20 Intrigue] (Security/Technology)
Lucia White [25 Intrigue] (Technology/Support)
Doctor Bosen [25 Intrigue] (Support/Technology)
Georfia Lorentz [30 Intrigue] (Combat/Security/Technology)
----------------------------------Total: [100 Intrigue]

>Ally
Princess Theia [100 Intrigue]
----------------------------------Total: [100 Intrigue]

>>43902062
I care to and you are doing Gods work anon

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>>43905280
>Story
I've always wanted my own little part of space, I just wish the one I got wasn't a death trap. Don't get me wrong, I love the Phoenix Nebula, It's made me richer that I could've ever imagined, but my new neighbors are highly undesirable.
Since the nebula is on the edge of the galaxy (And also the most fortified, resource rich and technologically advanced areas of space for light years around.) we have to defend our resources against pirates, stop thieves from trying to steal our technology and regularly fight off assassins & bounty hunters attempting to eliminate me and my followers.
Sucks right? Well that's not the worst of it, this whole place acts like a lighthouse for the really nasty stuff hiding just outside our galaxy. Both Karkas and the Jiggers have been trying to take this place as their stronghold, If It weren't for the support of Princess Theia we'd probably all be dead right now.
I'm fairly certain that we can keep this place secure so long as we maintain our trade alliance with the princess and continue to build up our defenses but just to be safe I should definitely look into making make more friends.
Someone else please post something.

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>>43899461
Minotaur/Spectre as always. Too cool to make loopy sneak mazes.

>>43901810
>>43901543
This looks really interesting and unique. Getting a sorta earthbound/broquest/psyconauts vibe, I like it. Please keep up your work, you rock!

Also old post time! :D How would you survive?

>>43904991
Nerdy should have an Eye focus like how "nerdy" kids have big glasses.

Teacher should be kinda butterfly/mothy.

Headmaster maybe spidery or stag beetley?

>>43898966
>>43899008
Not many people would bother to save bad CYOAs though. I'd expect to see most of them being mediocre at worst.

>>43899461
Fuck this, picking Succubus and Spectre.

>>43899473
>Pick two powers

>>43903283
Is he ever coming back?

>>43903357
I find his CYOAs pretty good though.

>>43902197
>GOOD OC
That isn't vague at all

>>43903357
I'm still bummed he stopped working on Dark City.

>>43905291
fuck, I'll try to do one. I always love it when people get into stuff like this

>>43905446
There hasn't been an update for 7+ months, I think it'll never be updated.

>>43905503
It's too bad he lost his data.

Still, I'd at least like to hear some sort of update from him, too.

>>43905779
That is a shame. It's a good story and looked interesting. Wish it had been done to see the rest of the options. Who was making it?

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I've got a bit more done, wrt formatting this.

The Demon Psi Parasites/Boss section will be to the right of the How To play, while the Endings will be to the right of the Psi Parasites section.

>>43905802
You seem to have (accidentally?) made a game rather than a CYOA.

>>43905829
This isn't a new thing, just an uncommon thing.

>>43905829

It can be a CYOA if you just pretend to win all the battles without bothering to roll.

>>43905834
Doesn't change the fact that it seems a bit out-of-place in a CYOA General.

>>43905857
I mentioned it last thread, he's made up his mind on making a game

>>43905881
Which is why he should probably find (or make) a more suitable thread.

>>43905903
Oh I completely agree.

>>43905903
>>43905881


I guess something like a Single Player Game thread?

>>43905969
IMO they are appropriate there isn't enough content for them as far as i know and they are the same Nich.

>>43905903
>>43905969
>>43905998
This is a CYOA. Nothing wrong with extra mechanics just because you're that asshurt about rolling.

>>43906010

>>43905969 is me, the author.

>>43906010
It's not really a CYOA though. I mean, if that thing is a CYOA then we may as well start posting pathfinder and exalted pdfs in here.

>>43906024
There is neither enough distinction nor enough content to warrant a separate thread.

>>43906010
Dang, dog. Inaprops.

>>43897600

Still building my very own little Doriath or Lothlorien.

Light Princess

Seven picks:

Happy Peasants
Magic Upgrade
Forest Princess
Once and Future Queen
Blast from the Past
Fae Kingdom
Princess Superior

Two extra picks:

Princess of the Arts
Princess of Learning

The ideal here is to emulate the Elvish culture of the realm of Galadriel long ago. There was for them no distinction between craftsmanship and enchantment; there was only a well-made rope or boat or bow or sword. Magic and matter, sorcery and skill were one for them. Nor did they build temples, for it would never occur to them to separate the divine from their daily lives; the whole land was their cathedral and in all that they did in it they honoured Elbereth.

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>>43906297
Pretty cool. I hadn't considered emulating anything.

>>43906317

If I'm going to be a magical princess in a magical realm, I'm going to take the duty seriously. I want to lead my people in the right way; so I need to have a model in mind of what that should be.

And I've looked up to Galadriel and her people ever since I was little. Even if Lorien was never more than its name suggests, a dream, still it's worth working towards.

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>>43906374
>lead my people in the right way;
I definitely agree with this. My method would be to try and steer the culture towards community and rational conversation. Try to eliminate ineffective punishments.
Most importantly I'd make decisions based on the evidence.

Eliminating the savage races would be another effort.

>>43904840
None of the last three sound very sexy.

If anyone else here reads/has read jokerquest, I'd like to see a Jokerquest themed cyoa.

>>43904089
>Hyper-Dominant Megalomaniacs
>sharing

>>43903163

Minerva wants to build an empire. Athena inspires us to strive to create the ideal Republic.

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>>43906501
Anon I don't think the last three were suppose to be sexy. I think they were suppose to be adorable.

I want to sleep next to a sickly, albino skin goddess like Mors.

>>43903163

And as for preservation? The Greeks maintained their own in the face of endless jihad for a thousand years after the Latins had knelt before the barbaroi.

>>43906801
>>43903163
Anons, anons. In the CYOA

Athena = Democracy
Minerva = Authoritarian

In the end they are still good girls with questionable moralities from stories Athenafag don't do it. . Lets not care this conversation on wards.

>>43902195
LAMP
LAMMMMMP
that things awesome

>>43901795
I didnt relly understand that part.
Shes gonna bribe your silence with an apartment and 2000 a week?
Also it would be good if maybe you got to help more directly? right now it feels like she could put anyone in your position if not for her "secret".

Sorry cant think stright right now. good work tho its interesting keep at it.

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>>43890105
People should start making sub-CYOAs again.

>>43902062
Thank you anon

>>43906971
The last two are kinda op, but the first and third are more appealing. Improving the world is a fantasy of mine. I'd want to meet them, but one of those two.

>>43903163
> year of our lord

Whose lord? Not ours.

It is the third year of the 698th Olympiad - or the 30th of the modern revival.

>>43907069
>Whose lord? Not ours.
Fukken heretics just burn already

>>43906971
they're all disgusting

What's the spookiest, straight-out-of-Lovecraft-iest CYOA out there?

No skelli gangrape pls.

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>>43906971
Is there a mystery box with a non-fatty, non-femdom dragon girl?

>>43907166
Probably kitsune cyoa

>>43907166
There were a few that came out and had "take off your mask" in them, but I'm too tired to remember anything deeply set in the lore right now. Even overlord had Aboloth or whatever his name is.
Maybe some of the old spooky island ones.

>>43907069
Well played, sir. Well played.

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>>43907234
I fucked that right up

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>>43907251

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>>43907173
2/3's of the choices are non-fatty and non-femdom

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>>43907288
He might've been referring to the 'useless lumps of fat' on their upper bodies.

>>43907312
Would have been better telegraphed with a chibi or loli in his picture.

>>43907288
Objectively false

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>>43907327

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>>43907194
I love how it goes from black to red, I jus wish there were a gradient so it wasn't so abrupt

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>>43907368

>>43897593
Guardian Deity
Heart Ring
Hierarchy

Super Kaiju to defend my city! Captain Planet! Everyone cares about the environment!

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>>43907378

>>43907333
>>43907339
See? A lot better.
Now we immediately understand you're a pedophile.

>>43907251
>Ra
forcefields and healing are best, also I'm already pale with dark hair and green eyes.
>>43907261
>the punishment for failure is death
>vow of silence
Well that sucks.

>>43907423
nigga I didn't post the tiny dragon
>arguing with someone who calls you a pedophile for not liking fatties
I know, I know

>>43907460
You're literally complaining about the presence of secondary sexual characteristics.

>>43907503
>presence
No, he's complaining about the excessive size.

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>>43907503
I don't know how you can misinterpret something so much. I posted >>43907173, I'm pretty sure she has tits without them being larger than her torso.
I'm complaining about retarded, impossible and grotesque bodies, not tits

>>43907346
It is a gradient.

>>43907544
Most of them are grotesque and absurd, yeah. The first one just has huge boobs though, not really absurd ones.

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>>43907545
Where?
>>43907566
The shit are you talking about? Each tit is easily bigger than her head.

>>43907575
>Where?
Right there. You even made a screen shot of it.

>The shit are you talking about? Each tit is easily bigger than her head.
No, if you look at it carefully and keep in mind the shape of the skull, both her tits together are about as big as her head. If it were more than that I'd start calling it absurd. I've seen women in real life with tits that big, even a teenager once. More than that and it gets into macromastia-only territory.

I find it nice that someone uses the same measurement system as I do though.

>>43907603
>Right there. You even made a screen shot of it.
Yes, I made a screenshot showing there's an abrupt skip from black to darkred, then a gradient from darkred to slightly lighter darkred.
There is no gradient between the blcak and red.
Or can you not see that obvious line going across the screen?

>measuremtn system
the tit-to-head ratio?

>>43907173
>Is there a mystery box with a non-fatty, non-femdom dragon girl?

The only thing fat on those girls are their tits.

>>43907640
In your screen shot a gradient is clearly visible, though a part of it is obscured because you can't see the background there. Still, you can easily see that it is a gradient because above and below the color slowly goes from black to red. Under the text is the most obvious if you have bad eyesight.

>the tit-to-head ratio?
Yes. It's really useful for anime tits.

>>43907640
There is a gradient it's just poorly done. The red at the top has a fair amount of black in it that brightens to the lighter red. The problem comes in that the edge of the red at the top wasn't blended in well.

They probably laid a red rectangle over the black background and added a bad gradient at the top or a transparency to try to blend it in.

>>43907684
My thought is that it was a gradient tool in photoshop or similar that just wasn't used well. I know in photoshop if you don't pull a long way with it you get a shorter gradient zone.

>>43906971
>grant tournament

Anyway, Aestasia I guess.

>>43907234
>>43907240
>>43907251
>>43907261
>>43907274
No, that's clearly outer worlds guy's work.

>>43907603
Macromastia is a thing

>>43907701
yep and if you cut the gradient tool short of the edge (eg don't pull it a bit past the edge) then you get that solid line at the top.

>>43907749
I have no idea what to say to you. Did you even read my post, the post where I happened to mention it?

Anon please.

>>43899461
Merrow, Spectre. Explore the Abysses GET.

>>43907684
>The problem comes in that the edge of the red at the top wasn't blended in well.
That's what I meant, but words are hard

>>43907749
>mating with a partner that has inferior genes
Wiki says macromastia is tits between 0,6 and 2,5 kg. pretty sure even the 'smallest' of her daughter is far bigger than that

>>43899461
Why would succubus be OP? It's not like it gives you anything except turn some of your fluids into poison. Which is a pretty strange interpretation of a succubus, but whatever.

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Came from spacebattles dont know if it should be here.

>>43899461

I'm picking Erinyes and Succubus because... obviously.

>>43908018
>>43908039
>>43908051
>>43908062
>>43908070
Which one allows me to be the little girl?

>>43908232
Changer major or Stranger minor

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>>43908232

>>43903881
Is there any more of this, or something similar?

>>43907865
That's gigantomastia, then.

>>43905208
Neutral only gets six picks, anon.

>>43908326
impossible then
retarded and grotesque I wouldn't say.
Idealized

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>>43908422
You might notice that I've got eight which is possibly more than six. Two more.
>princess superior
>choose two more

Any other comments?

>>43906971
It's nice seeing that quest expanded upon. I'd pick Ventra, personally.

>>43908459
Ventra has a pretty overpowered ability, it's meant to be a compensation for the fact that most of her body seems to be blubber.

>>43908438
My apologies. Misread it and missed one. I'll go hang my head in shame, now.

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>>43908504
np np, we all do that stuff.
Have a skimpy outfit.

>>43908521
Simpy indeed.

>>43908070
JLA mode: +8 points - because fuck going into worm at low power.
Self insert - disentangling myself from the reincarnee's(?) life is just extra work.
Major:
-Mover +6 - speedblitz is always good
-Brute +4 - survivability is essential
-Trump +2 - the most versatile power by far
-Tinker 0 - I just like tech too much to pass this one up

I didn't go for the major thinker power, because then it just ends up being about following the steps provided, rather than figuring stuff out myself.

Minor:
-Mover -1 - extra mobility, plus who doesn't want to be able to fly under their own power.
-Thinker -2 - extra survivability, and possibly basic battle precog.
-Brute -3 - yet more survivability (spotting a theme yet), and I don't have innate regeneration
-Trump -4 - shutting down another's powers could come in very useful.

Perks:
-Mental Fortress -6
-Power immunity -8
-Temporal ghost -10

Complications:
-Canon amnesia(4) -6
-Enemy(Behemoth, slaughterhouse 9) -1
-Minor 0

---

Short term plan: figure out where I am, what I am, and what the hell is going on in the world.
Medium term: gather basic resources. This will be complicated by Behemoth coming after me, but that should be survivable. Use the ensuing battles to get an idea of what cape powers I can access. The Slaughterhouse 9 will likely become a problem soon after this (I doubt Jack is stupid enough for a frontal assault on someone who fought Behemoth directly). Subterfuge will be the name of the game.
Long term: Build up my resources, find a way to deal with Behemoth so I can get on with this (will he go after the same target twice for this?). Once Behemoth is dealt with, copy Bonesaw's power and briefly turn off my major brute power so I can age myself. Maybe start a harem by copying Heartbreaker's power.

This still leaves the issue of Scion, but as Jack Slash will likely not survive the coming months, there will be more time to try and figure something out.

>>43906887
It's supposed to be more like "Hey we're friends and like it or not we're in this together now so I'm gonna take care of you" than a bribe, but I can see how that didn't come through. Will revise.

Not sure what I want to do about the more direct role. Giving you powers for Paladin and Warlock works because you have to work for them, but superpowers are typically an all-or-nothing deal. Maybe have an accident mutate your DNA after you've done some time as mission control? Or maybe give you a power armor suit which you'll have to learn to pilot? I'll figure something out, but feedback always appreciated.

>>43908959
Reincarnation
JLA Mode: 8pts

Major Powers: -8pts
Trump -2pts
Master -2pts
Thinker -2pts
Breaker -2pts

Minor Powers:
Brute -1pts

Perks: -6pts
Augmented Power -1pts (Thinker)
Extra Skill -1pts (Hitman)
Mental Fortress -2pts
Power Immunity -2pts

Complications: +2pts
Asimov 1pts
Kryptonite 1pts

Enemy: (5) pts
ABB +1pts
Merchants +1pts
Dragonslayers +1pts
E88 +1pts
Coil +1pts

I think having thinker adds to the plot and that way wont make Contessa straight off kill you from the get go and make scion that much easier not requiring a shit load of people dying.


Funny to see how other capes are going to react when behemoth keep showing up wherever this super strong guy decides to crash.

>>43909257
Not so much as having superpowers, the pilot thing was a good idea something that dont make you completely defenseless maybe.

>>43908429
>Idealized
You have a strange sense of aesthetics

>>43904149

That's different...

>>43905208

>I'm assuming this let's me create my own undead in addition to conjuring them from elsewhere.

I didn't think to much about that, but I think that's fine.

>>43906297

I really like this one. Glad you kept it up with the updates.

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>>43909475
>I think that's fine.
Cool beans.

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>>43909411
Biggest rock best rock
Biggest wife best wife
BIGGEST BOOB BEST BOOB

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>>43909575
Just for that, this.
I know what you're thinking, no, there isn't any reason why this premise requires these images.
I included those out of love for my fellow man.
You're welcome.

This thread's become a parody of itself.

>>43909575
Such a great show.

>>43909611
Mary-Lynn
Do my job but look for ways to bring the whole thing down. Risk my like/die to succeed if it's necessary.

>>43909611
Gotta love Biggal's art. I should figure out some breast related cyoa like some sort of Boobaggedon cyoa.

>>43909760
I've been working on another girlfriend chooser for a while which features some pretty buxom fellows. I wanted to imitate the older ones, where the girls had serious personality flaws or problems associated with them (which /tg/ no longer likes), but use only girls with extremely good looks to find out whether it has any effect on people's choice. I've set it aside for now since I'm working on something else, but I think it would've been an interesting experiment.

>>43909748
Maybe I should add a whistle-blower option.

>>43909611
Femke. I don't want to take any big gambles, I just want to live my evil life and do my evil job in peace.

>>43909793
So it's about whether /tg/ would be too distracted by tits to notice girls have bad personalities?

That's... you know, I want to say that's stupid and stereotypical but I can kind of see that happening.

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Well /tg/? what is your route?

>>43909911
I am Dane Bennett from the soldier of the stars thing, so starting there. Then power armor. Then I'll work for the princess. Maybe she'll speak to me if I exterminate the alien menace.

>>43908018
>Self-Insert
>Kid Win mode

I haven't read Worm anyway, so it's better if I'm just ineffective than if I can do anything that backfires.

>>43909793
>pretty buxom fellows.
>girls with extremely good
A /=/ B. If they just have monstrous tits, they don't look good.

>>43909987
Some of them do. Some are flat. Some are models. Most I've picked from /s/'s "10/10" threads or "you love you lose" threads, using the ones that got the most favorable responses to make sure I'm covering the widest range of tastes.

>>43899194
> You will never come home and comfort a crying Freyja who will insist for you not to leave again, and pull you into the bed room.
> You will never take Nut out to the theater and get a private balcony for the show. You will never have her lean up against you and give you a old hj as the show goes on.
> You will never after getting done with a house party have Bastet give you a private lap dance that ends in sex on the floor.

Why live

>>43910024
All brown elf muscle lolis?

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>>43909949
Bitches love power armour.

>>43909911
Those progressions don't seem quite logical to me.

>>43909987
Man what is it with your crusade against the hypersexualized?

>>43910099
Fellows aren't supposed to have boobs. Duh.

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>>43910041
/s/, not /tg/. I'm going with a realistic theme. Feels more poignant to me. If you're using clearly imaginary characters, without even the illusion of it, it's easier to justify a wrong choice based on horniness as not being made seriously. Besides, the classical girlfriend choosers I've been inspired by used real images, so I'm keeping with the tradition. Example attached. Imagine something like that, but all of the girls look like models or pornstars or whatever (they're all dressed, though, I want this to be SFW). As I said, /tg/ as of late seems to be significantly less favoring of this kind of CYOA than it used to, but I've noticed many of those CYOAs (which feature girls with realistic personality flaws) also use girls who are more or less average looking. I want to experiment to see whether changing that aspect would have an effect, and ideally, whether people would defend their choices (or deride others') using the same arguments. For example, in pic related many people are constantly outraged that one of the girls depicted has cheated on a boyfriend before. Supposedly, that's an instant, absolute turn-off for them. I want to see whether it'd still be one if the girl is good-looking enough.

>>43910146
Are you saying that brown elf muscle lolis aren't good enough for /s/? You are gonna hurt their feelings, that's racist, dawg.

>>43910169
I don't know, I just wanted to use real life good-looking women, and /s/' the place to find them. I don't know if cartoon women are even allowed there, I certainly don't remember having seen any. I think those go on /e/, for the most part.

>>43910220
They aren't real? I need to go outside.

>>43910146
>I want to see whether it'd still be one if the girl is good-looking enough
It is. In fact, I'd say the odds of her cheating again would be higher when she's out of my league

>>43910249
See, you say that now, because you're in on the plan, but I'm genuinely curious. /tg/ wouldn't be made up of the first or last men to abandon their supposedly held morals (or sense) in the fact of a pretty chick. Entire CYOAs are based on that assumption (using a ton of sexy pics to draw people into what is otherwise an incredibly shallow or poorly designed game), and /tg/ eats the bait every time. While I do believe some people would still note the personality flaws, I seriously think many of them would be tempted, especially if I write it right and push the right buttons. I got some of it planned out.

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Here's the only one I have saved.

>>43910249
Don't be an ass. The question's legitimate. People make that mistake in real life all the time. Cheating might be appearance related, but fa/tg/uys of the Waifu Age will mark off women as "utter shit" if they're basically any less than perfect fantasy. They'd mark them off for being vegetarian, being Jewish, having the wrong hobbies, having too little friends, having too many friends, being too shy, being too extroverted, being too passive, being too active, being insane, not being insane... A lot of this shit looks like it might pass over the head of a horny enough basement dweller, high as they might claim their standards are.

>>43910423
I'm not one of those people that has the high standards but cheating is kind of a special case. The circumstances surrounding it are relevant and idk what they are unless the cyoa tells me and that would take too much time and space.

>>43910308
I'll have to see it, then, but in my book, cheating once = she'll cheat again. I don't care how hot she is.
If it was something like she's a NEET and spends a lot of money, I'd be more likely to pick it if she's at least hot or shares my tastes, sure.

>>43910308
You're going about it the wrong way. What a real scientist would do is take THE EXACT SAME descriptions, and release them again as a different CYOA but using the more attractive images. Then you compare people's responses.

>>43910423
>People make that mistake
what?
Getting dicked by someone other than your boyfriend is a mistake?
The rest of your points might apply to some, yes, but not all. At least I hope not.

>>43910464
The mistake of falling for a person they wouldn't otherwise like because they look good.

>>43910423
>It's just a minor mistake when you commit the ultimate betrayal of trust in a relationship!
God you're trash.

>>43910423
>>43910308
I hope you don't put a lot of effort into your novel attempt which'll get posted once, start a shitstorm or two, and then be forgotten forever.

>>43910510
See >>43910503
Not that I don't think /tg/s approach to cheating is ridiculous (I agree that it isn't a good thing, but /tg/ would literally prefer their girlfriend to be a murderous psychopath who would torture them or kill other people than cheat on them), but that wasn't the point of my post.

>>43910524
I'm going to write it as a legitimate CYOA. It's still going to have value as one, even if not used as an "experiment". I hope people would like it enough to repost, but that applies to every choice game.

>>43910550
B-but anon! Murderous psychopaths killing other people doesn't affect *me*!

>>43910557
>Everyone option sucks in my waifu CYOA!
>Legitimate value

>>43909760
Boobaggedon?
Like a world-wide armageddon of boobs?
What are you imagining? Getting to set the details of the brapocalypse or trying to survive and picking companions in a post-stacknarok world?

>>43910561
It really doesn't so you don't have a reason to care. Better other people get fucked over than you.

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>>43897600
Neutral Princess
>Magic Upgrade
>Not-So-Royal Behavior
>Millennium Princess
>Princess of Learning
>On Your Best Behavior
>Rebellious Princess

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>>43910578

>>43910578
Which is what happens with a cheater.

>>43910631
>I would make myself completely miserable for the sake of people I don't know.

>>43910635
Cheaters fuck you over, anon.

>>43910550
No, anon, people picked the psycopath because
>lol it doesn't affect me lol
same reason why they picked the blind girl.

>>43910578
>idiocy
It is shameful that anyone thinks like that.

>>43910648
>Cheaters fuck you over, anon.

>Not getting the joke

>>43910650
Anon if you go into it believing these girls already exist, I don't see HOW you can think anyone is being hurt by choosing the blind girl.

>>43910650
>picked the psycopath because
Because I want to kill people, duh. We can be a murdering couple. I'll steer her towards victims that I think should be killed. If things go down a path that isn't acceptable, then I'll end her.

>>43910657
Puns that don't really work aside, cheating doesn't really affect *you* either.
Unless she brings home some disease.

>>43910564
If it'll be anything like >>43910146, then the options wouldn't suck. Like anon said, these girls are just slightly above average. Most real life people would be happy to have any of them, especially of they're the kind of people who wouldn't otherwise be able to get any girl, much less one who's even as good looking as these ones. It's just /tg/s getting used to utter fantasy that makes them think of girls like this as "they all suck". I don't think making them good looking would change that since /tg/ would still not accept anything except perfection, but I understand the reasoning behind it.

>someone makes a simple cyoa
>/cyoag/: "I want more choices"

>someone makes a complicated cyoa
>/cyoag/: "Too much min/maxing and imbalance, I want more worldbuilding and story to immerse in!"

>someone makes a cyoa with extensive story and setting
>/cyoag/:"This is great, but I would prefer it a lot more if there is a multiplayer version, discussing our builds with other people would be a lot more fun!"

>someone makes a PVP/competition oriented cyoa
>/cyoag/:"Too much dickwaving I just want enjoy my arbitrary standards of escapism alone without that nonsense, thank you very much."

>someone makes a comfy and safe generic cyoa
>/cyoag/: "Too boring and samey, I want more companions to share my escapism with"

>someone makes a waifu cyoa
>/cyoag/: "Too much arbitrary goalpost moving arguments over specific waifu arhcetypes, their physical appearances and presence or lack thereof of genitalia, I just want to enjoy a simple cyoa! Is that SO hard to ask?:

>someone makes a simple cyoa

And the circle of life continues.

>>43910694
>The options wouldn't suck
>Redneck, cheater, schizophrenic, tumblr feminist
>Don't suck

>>43910682
>Your loved one betraying you doesn't effect you!
There's more to this world than physical harm, moron.

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>>43910696

>>43910696
It's almost like there's more than one person here

>>43910728
I hate this argument.

>>43910728
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8zLx_JtcQVI

Shut up voices in my head and enjoy the song.

>>43910740
You hate it when someone points out to you that there's more than one person here, all with different opinions, so it's impossible to ever please all of them?

>>43910747
If it's impossible to please them all then maybe people should stop being whiny assholes and make the kind of CYOA they want to see instead of crying that no one is catering to them.

>>43910720
It doesn't if them going out to kill someone doesn't.
Finding out that the one you care about most prioritizes their immediate physical impulses above you is bad.
Finding out the one you trust most enjoys the raw emotion of tearing away a human's personal integrity and spreading grief and horror in the most irreversible way possible is worse.
That's more psychological trauma, that's more shock and disillusion. That's a larger betrayal of trust.
We all trust each other not to be bloodthirsty inhumans I think. It can shake your foundations if that trust turns out to be misguided.

>>43910772
>is worse.
Sounds like you're just an kek to me anon.

>>43910747
>>43910728
Look I know there is more then one person here, during specific times of the year, one subset of these people that share a similar mindset usually drowns out the opinions of all other subgroups, and in turn we get these periods where nothing but waifu cyoas are popular, nothing but simple cyoas are popular, nothing but complicated Sci-Fi cyoas are popular and what have you.

It has happened so many times I'm a little surprised people haven't notice the trend yet.

>>43910769
That's the nature of criticism. It's subjective.
Everybody has a different idea on what makes a good CYOA.
That's why criticism should come with a mention of the general thought process behind it. That way people can pick and choose what they agree with.

>>43910707
Thanks for proving my point for me.

>>43910769
Half the time CYOA creators are straight up asking for feedback, anon. And even if they aren't, there's nothing inherently whiny about criticizing something. Author then need to takes feedback, decides what they consider legitimate and what they don't, and then make the best CYOA they can.

>>43910772
>>43910787
It sounds like he has an extremely juvenile understanding of human beings and romantic relationships.

>>43910832
If you honestly think insanity, cheating, and hating your fucking existence for having a penis are realistic flaws everyone should forgive and embrace and that aren't fucking awful, then you have mental issues.

Same goes for if you like rednecks.

>>43910696
I could've sworn I had a screen cap of someone talking about posting a CYOA, and all the responses were shit like
>where is little girl option
>where's immortality
>where's the waifus
etc.

>>43910851
>Strawman: The Strawmanning: Return of the Strawmen 2

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>>43910575
Obviously it'll be the second.
What possible variations could there be within the theme of 'Boobaggedon'?

>>43910787
...and anon proves >>43910550 right.

>>43910860
You forgot
>The revenge

>>43908018
Cool,thank you very much.
I love worm.

>>43910860
More like those flaws you keep trying to say are 'perfectly fine' are being restated to you to show you just how insane that is. Unless you're trying to claim being schizo isn't insanity or something else stupid.

>anon tries to tell /tg/ that they're stupidly obsessed with physical appearance
>everyone laughs at him
>everyone returns to planning "boobapocalypse" CYOA inspired by nothing but pictures of big boobs

Never change, /tg/.

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>>43910696
>their physical appearances and presence or lack thereof of genitalia,
well, I laughed.

Found it

>>43910915
>All this dicksucking for shitty content creators.

>>43910883
That's not "restating", that's deliberately and exaggeratedly repainting what would, in real life (for most sane people) be completely acceptable personality flaws (or even simply quirks) in a way that makes them sound completely horrible. It's cheap demagogy, no better than the tumblrina who refers to a man who once made a racist joke as simply "RACIST" and a guy who once bumped into a girl on the bus "RAPIST" in order to get media attention.

>>43910931
>Exaggeratedly
Do I need to lay out to you what exactly the fucking definition of insane is? Do you not know what schizophenia is? I can imagine you defending tumblr misandry, if you're that stupid there's no going back, but sitting here and trying to claim schizophrenia isn't insanity is just impossible idiotic.

And no, most people are not going to date someone who hates them, who cheats on them, or who fucking sees and hears shit and is slowly breaking down mentally (schizophrenia often progresses to the point where drugs don't work and logical thinking breaks down) if they can help it. And even if they DO, they don't see them as 'minor flaws'.

>>43910931
I'd say a more accurate example would be when /pol/ takes a woman who has had an abortion for complicated personal reasons and straight out calls her "MURDERER!" without even examining the circumstances, but that'd just start another flamewar.

>>43910886
Who is this "everyone" you mention?

>>43910961
>A person who is literally insane isn't a minor flaw!
>OMG YOU'RE JUST LIKE /POL/ WOMAN HATER

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>>43910915
>Shit content makers will never not be salty as fuck that a ten minute waifu cyoa made in paint is better, more accessible, and a thousand times more popular than their 500 page autism manifesto.

>>43910954
>Likes redneck music
>REDNECK, THAT'S THE ENTIRETY OF HER PERSON, OPTION REMOVED

>>43911009
It actually says she's way into redneck pride and culture.

>>43911009
Also rednecks are fucking scum. I can tell you've never lived around them.

>>43911018
And that still isn't the entirety of her person. Nor is being an SJW the entirety of whatshername's person (the fat one), but I guess to people who have gotten completely used to perfect animoo waifus any flaw at all looks like an option removing character defining disfigurement.

>>43911045
See >>43911030

And the problem with SJW is that they hate men. Nobody said that's all of her interests or whatever, but if a woman fucking despises you for who you are then there's really no reason to be in a relationship with her unless you hate yourself just as much.

>>43911061
>despises you for who you are
>>43911030
>rednecks are fucking scum.

Huh...

Freyja or Frigg pussy?
Pick 1

>>43911087
Frigg, because Freya's husband is still probably alive and will kill you. And you'll deserve it too.

>>43910800
Yeah sure but some people go on and whine about a CYOA that is inherently opposite to their preferences.
If it's something that can be changed without turning it in a wholy different thing, go ahead and criticize, but replying to a dragon cyoa saying that you should remove dragons is an exercise in pointlessness.

>>43911095
But, wouldn't she be frigid

>>43911081
Yeah and I'm not going to date a redneck and make them claim that my utter hatred of them is a minor personality flaw.

>>43911030
What's the quintessence of redneck culture?
What distinguishes them from white trash and gun nuts?
As far as I know it's just a detorigatory term for an american blue collar worker.

>>43911116
>White trash
Same thing. Live in semi-rural areas or trailer parks, hyper-conservative, trashy, have a reputation for too much promiscuity and being ugly as sin (both true), repulsive accents.

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>>43910915
Man you crack me up

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>>43910915
>I WORKED SO HARD ON IT WHY DOES NO ONE WANT TO PLAY WITH IT??

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less circlejerk, more cyoa

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Oh /cyoag/, you never fail to find something to throw a shitfit about.

>>43911061
>And the problem with SJW is that they hate men
That's clearly not the case, what with the fact that she's stated to be straight, that she would love to have straight sex, love you, and is looking for a guy or else she wouldn't be on the CYOA in the first place. In fact, she's not even stated to be an SJW. All that's said about her is "Subscribes to some (NOT ALL) contemporary tumblr/feminist politics". Emphasis mine, to show how ridiculous it is people have seen that and instantly checked off the entire character as "SJW, SHIT PERSON, INVALID OPTION". (that's not even regarding the fact that SJW is an extremely general term that's practically meaningless today except as a buzzword, and that a person might be called an "SJW" today because they oppose eating meat just as they might be for opposing paying their taxes. Also, only very radical feminists actually HATE men, certainly with the intensity you're implying).

>>43911143
Except when you call them "rednecks" it sounds bad, whilst if you called them racist white hyperconservative gun-nuts large parts of 4chan would think of that as a compliment.

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>>43911405
Nah rednecks are great. They're like orcish engineers. Racist white hypercon gun-nut just makes me want to pee on their front lawn.

>>43911520
Would southern Oregon be considered rednecks? Because those people are pretty great except for too much religion.

>>43911095
>Freyja's husband is still probably alive
>Fucked off for centuries with no return in sight.
>Killing you because Freyja moved on and found somebody who won't leave her alone for long periods of time crying.
I don't think Od would kill you.

>>43911232
Too simple.

Not enough anal.

6/10