Vault Designers

>>43889452
The Vault is located under the Hollywood sign.

All dwellers will be named "Dave".

>>43889452
The Overseer is always naked

>>43889452
The overseer is a mr. handy robot

>>43889452
Everyone in the Vault is a legitimate, weapons-grade autist.

>>43889452
The Vault is designed to record the results of humans living in a pitch-black environment in a prolonged time. To this effect, most rooms have little to no light, with the hydroponics section being exclusive to a few people. It's security uses air-guns and batons to reduce light pollution.

All romantic partnerships must be in groups of 3, not pairings. Any mix of genders is allowed.

The vault is my cum

The vault is located under a police station

The vault is made of spiders.

>>43889452
Link to previous thread?

Also, this vault's residents will each be given a cat.

>>43889452
This Vault's construction has been canceled right after the initial digs. Nobody was ever called up to live there.

The vault has only sphere shaped rooms

>>43889452
All vault dwellers must bring in an assortment of sex toys

>>43889523
>>43873489
if it doesn't work I'm so sorry

The vault is under the statue of liberty.

All clocks in the vault will slowly run faster, so that after 50 years, a day will be 23 hours long.

Everyone is required to raise and maintain a family of cats

>>43889452
The vault is loaded with many crates of traditional games, including wargames. The games contain tactically placed misprints and minor differences between the rulebooks.

>>43889548
Possessing a non-spherical room is reserved only for the security personnel and the Overseer.

>>43889548
The vault exists in an artificial state of zero gravity.

The Vault is a Gundam

>>43889452
PRAISE S.A.T.A.N.

>>43889548
The entire vault rotates once every 24 hours, starting when the door is initially sealed.

All vault dwellers are required to wear rollerskates for 12 hours of the day.

There are no contraceptives and all the non-essential consumables are laced with viagra and other aphrodisiacs.

The idea is to study the effects of gradual overpopulation and extreme scarcity or see what solutions are thought of.

>>43889548
Lubricants seep through various ports coating the sides of the spheres, while making there way down to the drain

The Vault is a Hypercube

All inhabitants are forced to wear nuclear rollerblades 24/7.

There is a barber pole outside the front door.

All food is sphere shaped.

Each room is half filled with water

The lack of eights is dissapointing

The Overseer is a bio-engineered Man who dresses like its the 19th century and always wants to settle disputes with his "fisticuffs".

>>43889452
The vault contains hundrets of tanks.

This vault is, in fact, a city sized airship. but the launch mechanism was totaled.

Residents are assigned duties based on skin colour

It's located under the sea. That is where you'll find me. Underneath the seeeeaaa laaaab underneath the waaater...

Everyone in the vault is happy. No drugs, enforced rules, or psycho-conditioning is responsible for this. People there are just naturally in a good mood

>>43889848
holy fuck, yes.

>>43889848
My god.

>>43889848
It has nuclear weapons.

The vault is located somewhere deep inside the Rocky mountains

It is the hideout of the Elders of Zion.

The Vault is located offshore.

>>43889870
It IS a nuclear weapon

Toilets, when flushed, have a small chance to eject everything in the bathroom into a dark void beneath the vault.

>>43889848
It comes equipped with six liberty primes.

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>>43889848
But Captain Popeye still lives on the bridge giving commands over the loudspeaker in a Popeye voice, and demands spinach tributes every week to be left outside his door

All Vault Inhabitants are extensively trained in Sign Language. They can still communicate normally, they just know Sign Language really well.

>>43889452
Everyone in the vault is blind.

All vault dweller is trained to be ninja.

Every tuesday spooky skeletons appear to spook the inhabitants

>>43889888

RIP: Everybody else

The liberty primes have been reprogrammed to be domestic servants rather than killer war robots.

>>43889888
TRI-TRI-TRIPLE CONFIRMED! They don't just have six Liberty Primes, but they have the facilities to make make more, but always in groups of six.

>>43889888
Oh. Oh my.

>>43889898
Oh dearie me.


The Vault is equipped with many sets of Power Armor, yet no Weaponry.

>>43889888
One of the liberty primes is secretly communist.

>>43889898

Fucking shit man!!!

I hope they are master of blind fighting...

>>43889743
Wasted opportunity.

>>43889888
Holy fucking balls

the airlock door doesnt work

>>43889908
And every liberty prime is remote controlled with the controls on the "ceiling" of the rooms. If not controlled, the Liberty Primes only do the foxtrot

>>43889908
They have to be manually piloted and there is an extensive testing system to train and determine pilot material from the vault youth.

>>43889917
They don't fight, the Liberty Primes do.

The Overseer is whoever's the most skilled engineer at the time.

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>>43889938

The vault contains a giant industrial-military complex with the ability to mass produce high tech weaponary.

>>43889938
Veto.

It is Vault 420.

It has Vault Tec's most advanced hydroponics technology.

All Vault 420 residents have strange names like Uriah Heep, Pink Floyd and Cypress Hill.

>>43889938
Veto attempt. It's hard enough for blind people.

>>43889938
>blind people have to get to the ceiling in order to control them
Veto

The Liberty Primes, due to a quirk of production, were all programmed with Mr. Handy dialogue and a Southern Drawl

>>43889548
>>43889848
>>43889888
>>43889898
>>43889908
>>43889938
A spherical Vault, which is a flying city that failed to take off, contains groups of six Liberty Primes controlled by ceiling controllers and the production capabilities to make more. The inhabitants, however are all blind.

Is this some US secret weapon to create an army of psykers mentally attached to Liberty Primes capable of airborne operations or some shit? China's sneaky breeky stealth suits won't save them from this rape train.

the vault is designed to run and expand itsself as time goes on

>>43889938
Nope.

The vault has broken the fourth wall and drifts aimless through time and space.

Every Liberty Prime can only speak in puns.
>It's Prime time!
>Cut down in his Prime.
>You're a Prime example!

>>43889988
Successful Veto!

>>43889982
The Vault Dwellers can chemically detect whether intruders to the vault a Communists.

The vault dwellers have magnetic implants that are controlled by their pip boys allowing a sixth sense and the ability to scale metal.

>>43889996
He has to accentuate the prime, ex:its PRIME time

>>43890005
Even though the post has double dubs?

>>43889982
The vault is an experiment to see if psychic abilities can arise to control the Liberty Primes, either directly or through manipulating the controls psychically.

Vault Number is 73.

>>43890018
Dubs only count at the end of the post, numbnuts.

>>43890008
Okay, did not expect that to work.

>>43889452
The inhabitants are only allowed to speak backwards in portuguese.

>>43890008
Nice.

All the Liberty Primes speak with the voice and mannerisms of Optimus Prime.

Vault number 50

>>43890018
O.P here it has to End in dubs or trips for it to be immune to veto.

All vault-dwellers have extremely large ears and some are capable of echolocation. This was intended as an adaptation in case nuclear detonations darkened the sky with ash for centuries (as in the K-T extinction) or it became unsafe for humans to be active during the daytime.

>>43890008
Well that just about seals it now, doesn't it.

The vault is an experiment to see if psychic abilities can arise to control the Liberty Primes, either directly or through manipulating the controls psychically.

All the regulars of /tg/ are the residents and zyklon B will be released into the ventilation after a day. Not even the Overseer knows about it

The vault is protected by angry dorfs with magma.

>>43889888
>>43889908
>>43889938


>all these liberty primes


holy shit, this vault is going to be unstoppable

>>43890028
The Residents are all provided with every piece of Transformers media in existence.

>>43889471
"Who are you?"
"We - are Dave."

>>43890038
Some vault inhabitants do already exhibit some ESP like abilities.

>>43890038
Finally.

>>43890053
If they can get the ship running again, it will definitely be so.

Vault dwellers must wear an eyepatch at all times.

>>43889471
Rerolling for Dave.

All women MUST be under 110lbs with at least C cups and accentuating asses. Men can be any size and wear any or no clothing. Offenders of this rule shall be attached to. Liberty primes throwable nukes.

>>43890053
The only way the Liberty Primes can exit the vault is through the airdrop hatch in the lowest level.

The only food source is sheep cheese.

The Liberty Primes are in fact the Vault Dwellers.

>>43890084
Awwww...reroll?

>>43890028
They tend to lapse back into Patriotism, occasionally.
>"Freedom is the right of all sentient beings... UNLESS THEY ARE COMMUNISTS!

Because of a shortage of raw materials all Liberty Primes are made of wood.

>>43890038
Meditation takes up most of the day.

Everyone in the vault must be referred to as "Daddy"

>>43890111
There are no rerolls, you simpering fuckwad.

>>43890038
The answer was no.

The vault uses c4 as insulation
the Vault Dwellers are tumblrites
The c4 is set to detonate as soon as the word "trigger" is said

The Vault is part of the jewish conspiracy.

>>43890130
nyet.

>>43890118
Veto.

vault dwellers that are not born blind are chemically blinded shortly after birth by robotic medical staff. only the overseer has access to this information.

>>43890134
/pol/ get out.

>>43890118
Veto.

The people in the vault are lead by Batman.

>>43890111
No rerolls. You filthy degenerate.


The Overseer is not blind, but in fact a mister handy desperately trying to fix the Vault Dwellers' blindness as well as usher in the psychic abilities to defeat communism through selective breeding programs and long term eugenics.

>>43890118
Each morning starts with a 10 minute spanking session.

The only drink in the vault is rum.

>>43890128
Hello captain no fun...


Vetoing.

>>43890075
The ships radar releases puffs of 'Democracy' or 'Communism' to alert the people using it to outside situations..

>>43890175
So that's where all the rum's gone.

Hydroponics contains jars of pre-war dirt.

>>43890176
>no fun
>centuries of failed attempts to harness psychic power that doesn't exist
>when they finally emerge, even other vault dwellers are laughing at them

The dwellers are only allowed to communicate by quoting Shakespeare.

Food dispensing is done by machines and is directly tied to one's worship of Hitler. Those that do all worship receive a full meal. Those that partially worship receive a half meal. Those that don't worship get nothing.

When the liberty primes go to battle they start playing John Cena's themesong

they can also turn invisible and stop time

The dwellers have taken to worshiping the liberty primes.

after 100 years, no matter what has happened, all existing liberty primes must be released to destroy communism and rebuild america


>>43890084
>>43890111
>i'm here from /fog/

thank god you can't roll

>>43890118
Veto

>>43889452
There is a white dog running around. It has absorbed a red spherical device of unknown origin.

>>43890245
>>43890156
>>43890150

Stop being faggots

I veto your veto

>>43890203
>all the while they keep producing more and more liberty primes, altering their designs to be more receptive to psychic powers, except they have no idea how that would even work because magic isn't real, so they just try random shit.

What are the standard weapons stocked in a Vault?

The liberty primes have achieved some strange sort of pseudo sentience and treat the dwellers like precious children, and it is their sacred duty to sheild them from all danger and communist corruption

Everyone receives a sex change at the age of 20, no exceptions. The original vault dwellers all receive sex changes on the first day

The Liberty Primes are, however, made in China.

The Vault is actually a Chinese knock-off named Faotsu made by Faotsu-Tequ.

>>43890264
Batons and red spandex suits with horns.

Also everybody is catholic irish here.

>>43890264
liberty primes, obviously.

The Liberty Primes are trying to excavate the Vault in the name of democracy.

Everyone in the Vault is huffing paint, once every morning, twice before nighttime. Everyone that can't adhere to that, is locked in his room for a week.

Everyone in the vault has an extra eye and nose coming out of their lower back.

>>43890264
ICBMs

>>43889452

All Vault Dwellers have mister handys as seeing eye dogs

>>43890347
fitting.

>>43890118
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>>43890264
Flamers. Nothing else

>>43890347
All vault dwellers have mind-controlled deathclaws as seeing eye dogs

>>43890350

Yeah

It's a shame it isn't canon

>>43890264
Power fists.

>>43890118
veto.

The ships engines are literally nuclear rockets.

>>43890347
All vault dwellers have seeing eye dogs as Mr. Handies

>>43889964
>>43889974
>>43889976
>>43889988
>>43890005
>>43890150
>>43890156
>>43890176
>>43890245
>>43890256
>>43890359

A reminder that the op has said no vetoing for this thread

And something about dubs and trips I but I don't get it

>>43890421
No, the statement was that true dubs/trips could not be vetoed. Anything else is far game according to OP

>>43890421
Wrong. The OP said that if a post has dubs or trips, it cannot be vetoed. This implies that posts without that quality can be vetoed.

Everybody has 19 inch cocks and elastic vaginas/anuses

>>43889452

The vault's only sport is hockey

The vault's only sport is football.

Everyone in the Vault is a clone of olympic weightlifting medalists, they are blind due to a mistake in the cloning

>>43890452
Everyone is futanari

The vault's only sport is baseball, Diamond City style.

>>43890421
Soo, you retarded or just illiterate?

>>43890496

The vault's only sport is soccer

The vault's only sport is Kung fu

Everyone is a futanari of some stripe. Even those that look entirely male.

>>43890526
Can we also have a rule about "no minor variations on a stupid suggestion?"

>>43890523

I miss read it 20 minutes ago and wrote what I thought it was

>>43889580

oh my god that's so evil

The sport of the vault is the biathlon(skiing and shooting with a rifle)

>>43890519
Everyone is MUSCLEGIRLS futanari

>>43889452

All Vault Dwellers are issued a plasma pistol

The sport of the vault is velodrome bike racing.

>>43889452

The vault is in Canada

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The Vault has a huge supply of riot gear armour for their security.

The sport of the vault is javelin, discus and shot put.

>>43889452

Sports of all kind are not allowed in the vault

Through transportalponder shenanigans Dr. Borous is the overseer.

If you have six liberty primes, they can assemble to make a Glorious Freedom prime. You need a vault dweller in each liberty prime to do that and they regain sight inside the mecha.

>>43889452
An experimental gas leeks into the vault, turning all dwellers into hyper-intelligent super mutants.

The vault has an unlimited supply of addictive stealth boys.

>>43890678
These are an experimental model that multiplies your libido a thousand times

>>43890678
They are addictive because once you wear them, they turn portions of your bloodstream into morphine.

>>43889452
All problems in the vault are solved with dancing.

>>43890678
>invisible blind people
it wouldn't matter to the dwellers, they wouldn't even know the difference. All blind people in the vault must learn how do ballroom dance.

People in the vault have no free will to choose who they will marry. The vault has it's own breeding program.

The vault allowed in a small number of non-feral ghouls, not realizing quite what they were and assuming based on the smell and rough voices that they were hobos with a smoking habit.

The Liberty Primes can be manually operated from cockpits inside the torso. However only one vault dweller has figured this out and leads the other Primes as a security force.

>>43889506
this tbqfhwu

The vault has no overseer. Voting is a direct democracy.

>>43890678
They're very addictive because blind people can see while invisible

The Overseer DMs a big D&D group. However, he only ever wants to play 4e. Any other system would be COMMUNISM.

The vault is capable of space travel.

>>43889452

Everything is decided through a children's card game

>>43890883
The vault is capable of underground, underwater and air travel.

>>43890907
The vault can teleport.

>>43889452
Everyone in the vault trains in marital arts.

>>43889452

The vault has a direct line to S.A.T.A.N

>>43890953
Optimus AI and SATAN AI have a rivalry.

>>43889452

The vault is repeatedly attacked by mole rats

No one has fetishes and they have an extremely low sex drive. Fuck you /d/.

>>43889452

part of the vault is flooded with pudding

No one knows where it came from

>>43891020
The pudding is Nuka Cola Quantum flavored.

The vault has unlimited GECKs.

>>43891087
The medical bay only has samples of FEV to work with.

Hidden within each liberty prime is a missing vault dweller.

The Liberty Primes are fluent in Deathclaw.

>>43889890
I need this

>>43891109
The medical bay can cure blindness but no one knows about it because the sign detailing instructions isn't written in Braille.

the Vault dwellers can only see when it's dark.

>>43891147
THIS

The liberty primes are also blind.

Three times a day an automatic announcement is played through Vault's speakers telling all it's inhabitants that they're were chosen as the best of human race. All of them should be chosen as the most average of American population.

The vault dwellers are also deaf.

>>43891235
The vault dwellers can't smell or taste.

>>43891263
contradicts the fact they pick up communism by smell.

>>43891235
>trying to make a hellen keller vault
Anon why

The Vault occasionally has a song play 24/7 for one week
BIG IROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qfgHbdKqrOY

The vault has a sealed section designed for breeding and air dropping deathclaws.

Every vault dweller is fed with a mixture of other dweller's blood and an optimal amounts of nutrients. Other forms of food are banned. Including breast milk for infants.

>>43891315
Blood transfusions from the young keep the old alive.

>>43889452
The vault is all a bunch of faggots

Weird Al Yankovic is the warlike overseer.

>>43891345
The settlement above the vault is faggots.

The Overseer is George R. R. Martin, and he makes the dwellers play out Game of Thrones in the vault. The Liberty Primes are dragons

>>43891386
Faggotry is banned... Leading to star crossed, blind forbidden love.

All vault members have no sense of touch.

1/2 of the vault residents are Arabic extremists the other 1/2 being "infidels".

>>43889452

All Vault suits are see though

>>43891429
All vault dwellers are taught a strange, enlightened panentheism coupled with extreme personal will and discipline.

>>43891459
The vault dwellers are blind. They are staunchly catholic.

>>43891481
Guess they gotta worship the giant Flying Spaghetti Monster.

>>43891524
Well I guess they don't care.

This fucking famine of 8's

The Vault is connected to another vault which can only be opened by entering the combination 666.

On the ship there is a never ending automated shoe factory and nobody knows how to shut it off.

Vault Dwellers must partake in all major holidays.

There are two vaults which are connected only by a hallway filled with traps. Only 2 people have made it across alive.

one of the Liberty Primes is made of wood and runs on potatoes. No one in the vault knows what a potato is.

The ship automatically processes all waste materials into things beneficial to its residents.

Vault-Tec never programmed this feature.

Six of the Liberty Primes are made of recycled Deathclaws and Mr Handies.

The door to the outside of this Vault is guarded by a Mr Handy that will ask the person leaving three questions, if they get the last one wrong then he kills them.

Everyone in the vault is required to have a ridiculous hat genetically attached to their heads. If they take it off potassium cyanide is pumped into them.

the Vault Dwellers communicate with the Primes by way of Morse Code.

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Your lack of 8 is disturbing
The jedi must have infiltrated this vault

The Overseer isn't blind and is a female known as Mary Sue who is good at everything.

>>43892378
Thank you Vader>>43892329

The Dwellers really Appreciate her help, the Primes think she's a dirty communist.

>>43892425
Mary Sue is inexplicably immortal.

>>43892447
Mary Sue is actually cloned in vats and prepared to replace the old Mary Sue upon termination.

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>>43892329
based vader.

Everyone has rollerblades or skateboards to help with traversing the rooms.

>>43892545
The invisible blind people can climb like spider man.

>>43892378
>>43892447
Mary Sue is a vampire.

The main power supply for the ship was salvaged from a crashed UFO.

>>43892577
Mary Sue is a ghoul.

Mary Sue has a girlcock

The security detail is made up of Mute Ghouls.

>>43892588
And a glowing one?

The weapons of the ship run on the Spin.

>>43892628
Veto.

>>43892628
Have a link http://jojo.wikia.com/wiki/Spin

>>43892641
no vetos you dribbling numbskull.

>>43892641
Vetos work only on dubs.

>>43892675
Only dubs or trips are immune from Veto.

The vault door is always open, Mary Sue and the Liberty Primes kill anything that tries to enter.

>>43892675
Literacy is hard for you huh?

This universe never had a Bob Ross, instead vault-tec was contracted as a research station for the war to create the ultimate solider, the Nega-Ross this vault still contains a secret chamber containing the unfathomable evil, in truth this vault is not an experiment, but a buffer to keep Nega-ross from ever reaching the surface.

>>43892378
>>43892588
Mary Sue is truly genderless.
Lost any gender-distinctive features in the process of ghoulification and since then sorta forgot what they originally were.
Mary Sue is, however, cool with it, will never make fuss about it and doesn't mind being called by either male or female pronouns.
Also, despite this seemingly disadventage Mary Sue is still pretty damn good at sex.

>>43889452
The Vault exists in the mind of an autistic kid living in vault 101.

>>43892620
No she's feral

The vault is self-repairing.

>>43892747
Beautiful

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>>43892758
>>43892778
This entire thing is spiralling out of control.
Where's the BOS invasion to end the madness?
Coming right now!

>>43892758
She's also the anus baby of the courier and the lone wanderer. The vault dweller from FO1 gives her guidance.

>>43892821
Nah, she's the anus baby of Eden. Made from the dna of all presidents.

>>43889452
The Vault was built atop an endless underground cavern. People found out when it collapsed 3 kilometers underground, trapping everyone forever.

Mary Sue is actually a mini Liberty Prime in disguise

The vault has 2 whole miles of underground farmland. Repurposed Liberty Primes are the farmers.

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>>43889452
Copies of the FATAL rulebook are the only thing the vault dwellers have for entertainment.

>>43889452
There is a mammoth.

The vault dwellers don't know that Mary Sue is a ghoul. Hence why they like her.

An underground Tram system connects this vault to several other vaults.

>>43892889
That was close.


The only entertainment in the vault is mute films, I'm sure these blind people will like that.

>>43892910
There is a sabrecat from skyrim.

>>43892950
they have a lot of chems to keep entertained.

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Everybody in the vault has tight butts.

>>43892811
BoS was about to purge this vault last decade.
Mary Sue talked them out of it, befriended their leader and taught them how to repair Water Chip using only spare parts from a broken PipBoy.

>>43889452
The mini-society in the vault is regulated into a breeding program designed to produce a powerful warrior and ideal leader of men for the post-apocalypse.
These men are eventually released into the Wasteland, and form powerful tribal factions, all geared towards restoring humanity's glory.
You get to play one of the factions in a strategy RPG set in the Fallout universe.

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Vault 66 - The entirety of the security staff are all robots who will slowly get more strict as time goes on, and the Vault Dwellers can choose to leave the vault when they choose, but they must record it to see when people will start leaving. After 200 years, the vault will open and the robots will begin to target any organic life forms they come across. I wonder how long people will actually trust robots.

>>43889452
Vault's currency is bank notes with anime tiddies.

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Everybody is fit as fuck, wears spandex and masks (custom made) and their main form of entertainment is clubbin hard while getting high.

Half of them are synths.

>>43889452
Everyone's raised into a productive, sensible member of a post-apocalytic human community.

>>43893052
Nah. Their currency has dicks on it.

>>43893070
Fine they're all synths.

>>43893100
Nah. They form a perfect socialist utopia and require no currency.

>>43893052
>>43893100
Neither.
The currency is smug anime girls

>>43893123
Mary Sue is half synthetic.

>>43893123
Futa synths.

The Vault overseer regularly pees in the vault water tanks to test the long term effects of whore urine on the populace.

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Everybody communicates by clacking their tongues as if they were licking some pussy

>>43893148
Oh god.

>>43889452
Mary Sue accidentaly the whole vault. Rip

>>43893148
A cybernetic agender ghoul that oversees some kind of megavault?
Fuck me.

I bet she's also psychic.

>>43893196
nope, thank fuck for that.

>>43893148
Which half?

>>43893148
Mary Sue is also Iron Man.

>>43893196
No but she has super radiation powers.

The populace are subjects of a long-term genetical engineering project that has the end goal of making the perfect american, they also suffer major organ failure if exposed to communism

>>43893217
Everything below the knees and at-or-above chest level.

>>43893229
Mary sue can project armor out of her synthetic bits.
She can also fire plasma bolts from integrated plasma rifles in her hands.

>>43893196
No, just half-angel/half-demon.

>>43893242
Mary Sue is Moira Brown's kid.

>>43893242
Also, Mary Sue can transform into a fire truck.

>>43893242
Mary sue can summon deathclowns out of her rotten ghoul cloaca

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>>43893308
Can we not?

>>43893338
No, we can.
Cloacal Deathclowns.

>>43893348
fuck you dude

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>>43893360
No fuck you anon

>>43893338
>>43893348
WE'RE NECK AND NECK BOYS!
MORTAL KOMBAT!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EAwWPadFsOA

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>>43893348
Once more with feeling. Veto.

>>43893378
MY EIGHT

>>43893378
It's cannon, vault has mortal combat.
With blind people and deathclowns.
And liberty primes.


John Cena stars as Johnny Cage.

>>43893416
You know what they say, get down with tha boogie!

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>>43893416
YOU HAVE NO POWER HERE MORTAL

The cloacal deathclowns shall remain, forever

All of the Mary Sue posts are now void.

>>43893521
sorry mate, not happening.

>>43893521
All of mary sue posts have double effect

We should really map out this Vault/ship/thing.

This vault is located in the Rockies.

>>43893588
it is law someone get to mapping it out

the Vault is so vast it need monorails to move between key areas.

The Liberty Primes have an intelligent Deathclaw repair crew.

Well I'm glad we're sinking just when it's getting to pennywise crawling out of a zombie hole. I'd actually use pieces of this vault for a game.

Oh. Somewhere hiding in the vault is the man who started the war.

>>43895241
Somewhere hiding in the vault is the man who ended the war.

>>43895267
Somewhere hiding in the vault is the WOMAN who ended the war.

>>43895284
Somewhere hiding in the vault is the greatest soldier, cryogenically preserved for one last war. Audie Murphy.

>>43895321
Wrong. Mad Jack Churchill.

>>43895347
Simo hayha.

>>43895362
Sir Adrian Carton de Wiart.

>>43895241
>>43895267
>>43895321
>>43895347
>>43895362
>>43895439

Guys, they're all in there.

The soup is always just slightly too hot.

>>43893622
The vault is located in China

>>43895524
Nonono, it's in Mexico and Raul Tejada makes guest appearances.

>>43895549
Anchorage. It was supposed to be a secret weapon and failed.