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hey guys
what if "high" (or whatever you call them in your setting) elves are totally all about pleasures of the flesh since they just love flaunting their awesome McMansions, super duper pimped swords, and bling magic
whereas the "dark" (or whatever you call them in your setting) elves are very humble and chaste-like people, which is why they live in caves and other dreary places.
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>>43878422
What if wood elves are called that because they use wood for everything they make, and high elves are called high elves because they are always high
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>>43878422
What if I did something dumb and pointless and acted like it was groundbreaking?
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>>43878496
what if wood elves are called wood elves cause they always have morningwood
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>>43878422
What if I come up with stupid shit to seem original?
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>>43878422
What if dark elves were called that because they were a bunch of nigger gangbangers?
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>>43878422
Your high elves are exactly what happened to the Eldar.
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>>43878825ssssssh don't burst his originality bubble.
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>>43878536
You'd be a writer for Age of Sigmar
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>>43878422
I've seen it before. It's pretty fun though as long as you don't try and push the idea too much more than you do with every other culture in your setting.
Got any ideas for your rendition, OP?
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>>43878909
Don't start samefagging OP.
Your idea is shit and we all know it.
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>>43878422
hey guys
what if we replaced these clichés with slightly less common clichés
just for the sake of replacing clichés
also lets not use punctuation because we're all fucking stupid
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>>43878422
High Elves should be Fat Elves. Dark Elves should be Brown Elves.
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>>43878942
...What?
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>>43879054
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>Muh elves are different
Fuck off.
They're not.
Fuck off.
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>>43878422
Hold up OP next you'll be telling me the savage orcs are actually honorable and in-touch with nature while the humans are evil, greedy and destructive.
I'm just not ready for something so ground breaking.
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>>43878422
What if high elves lived in their towering city of glass and hadn't been seen for millennia?
What if the dark elves were cursed by their gods long ago, and fled so far underground that they breached the underworld?
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>>43878422
I wonder who is behind this post?
Fuck off Drow Internet Defense Force
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>>43878422
Drow like women shoving plastic cocks in their bums.
Just because their dicks are in chastity, doesn't make them chaste.
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>>43879237
Oh wait I'm everyone.
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>>43879472
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TEoTQB7h3NQ
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>>43878422
What if High Elves ascended to become beings of pure light and migrated to the Sun where they merged to form a gestalt super-intelligence?
What if Dark Elves were the ghost-like shadows they left behind?
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>>43879531
MPD apparently.
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>>43879531
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>>43879054
>kids lettin loose because schools out for the weekend
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>>43879638
Sorry OP I just don't share your mature and artisan taste.
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>>43878422
that Elf reminds me of Poncho guy from the Disney movie about the llama
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