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>>43854675
Okay, this was funny.

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>>43854722

>>43855311
Ajani got himself a fancy new eye.

>>43854675
sauce?

>>43854675
That's pretty hilarious actually.

>>43855425
Yondemasu, Azazel-San

It's a show about a PI who summons demons, most of whom are total assholes, to solve people's problems.

>>43855425
Azazel, something, something. It's a gag anime.

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>>43854675

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>>43855527

>>43855556
Should have done the RAY Fight first and made that one "When the GM Fails to Learn from his Mistakes"

>>43855532
>Radiant Wave Surger
Is this a Code Geass thing?

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I got a view but it's up to you to filename em.

>>43855588
Yes, it's the cancer claw attack,

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>>43855675

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>>43855637
What the fuck man, why do I find that slow motion part so sexy?

>>43855815
What's the sauce on this? Looks pretty cool. Or is it just an overwatch trailer?

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>>43855936

Overwatch Announcement Trailer.

Which actually turned out pretty awesome.

>>43855637
> /tg/ redesigns baywatch

>>43855958
>blizz cinematic is good
call me when the gameplay stops being bad

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>>43856039
It's a TF2 Clone. Gameplay is supposedly pretty decent. I haven't played it but a few of my friends were in the Beta and they said it's pretty fun, but the Dwarf Engineer guy completely sucks.

>>43855695
You're easy to manipulate.

>>43855637
dm suddenly remembers encumbrance rules.webm

>>43854675
At first I thought that was some Blue Exorcist flashback I missed, really caught me off guard.

>>43856070
Yeah I've heard pretty good things about it so far, but I don't yet trust Blizzard to not screw up monetization and balance down the line.

>>43856440
What the fuck is this from?

>>43856515
Is that Alton Brown?

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>>43856350
It's Blizzard. They might have balance down (they can when they actually try), but with Activision at the reins monetization is guaranteed.

>>43856458
>Button masher chooses King.

>>43855556
Not
>Not 5e

>>43856648
>Pile Bunker and Cannon

Lord have mercy on us all.

>>43856669

Powder Keg Hunters in the house!

>>43856577
I dunno, they've already gone for a one off payment method rather than F2P because they think the game won't work if everyone doesn't have access to all the characters at all times.

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>>43856689
Guess now I have to consider a Strength/Bloodtinge run. How else am I going to get a chance to use the Old Hunter's Gatling gun?

>>43856697
I'm considering checking it out, plus some of the girls are pretty qt. And its only going to be 40 bucks at launch for PC.

mei is best grill

>>43856713
I'm so fucking stuck in that game right now.

I think I just keep treating it like Dark Souls too much. But as it stands it just feels like I can't get shit done.

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>>43856440
I do not know where this is from but I approve.

Context for my image name: It is how I play horror games. I usually die, but when I don't it is awesome.

>>43856719
SO much porn for Overwatch.

It's amazing.

>>43856722
What part're you stuck on? I generally found the game easier to run through than any of the Dark Souls games. Not easier in that the game was less difficult, but there were just fewer parts where I felt too frustrated or annoyed at the game to continue.

>>43856722
Yeah, Dark Souls veterans might actually be at a disadvantage since Bloodborne's style is different enough to really mess them up.

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I went back and improved this one.

>>43854784
sauce

>>43856801
I got to where I'm fighting the white giant werewolf in the church, and I'm having issues beating her. So I've been wandering around a lot doing random stuff, but there seems to be a lot of beefgates from that point.

It doesn't help that I haven't found the cash to do online play, so I'm essentially doing this solo. I also leveled up Bloodtinge more than I likely should have as well, thinking that guns were going to do more damage then they do.

I feel like I should restart, but I also feel like I'm far enough in that a restart isn't trivial, yet not so far that I can't salvage my character.

>>43856860
I'm also having a hell of a time figuring out a weapon to use. I've been using the cane and the gun/spear combo, but I'm starting to think the spear isn't a very good weapon.

>>43856814
There's really only so much preparation you can do for bloodborne fights. If you just aint feeling the funky flow that night there's just not much else you can do.

>>43856860
>>43856881

Do some of the Chalice Rituals and get some practice in. What are your other stats?

Also, when fighting Vicar Amelia:

Aim for her Arms.

>>43856909
I've got the first Chalice going, I guess I should grind that out?

I think I've got 12-14 in most of the other stats, and an 18 in skill and bloodtinge. 9 in arcane, since I heard spells are weird in this game.

>>43856849
The first Shogun: Total War.

The Ninja failures are /amazing/

>>43856010
>Knight Watch
>The story of a group of town guards and the various issues they have to deal with, including giant rats, orc raiders, and rowdy adventurers

>>43856935
FUND IT

>>43856935
Theres already a game with that name. Preety funny.

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>>43856926

Yeah, Chalice Dungeons are great for practice and you might find a unique weapon or two while you're in them.

If you bump your Strength up you might be able to Switch over to the Kirkhammer or Ludwig's Holy Blade. The Cane is quite weak and really meant for advanced play.

>>43856926

Some of the best weapons in the game Scale with Arcane, but there's not much use for it beyond that.

>>43856546
>>43856755
Ever wondered what would happen if you took Fate/Stay Night, that anime about teenagers summoning legendary heroes to fight over the Holy Grail, and turned it into a Magical Girl series?

That's what happens.

>>43855637
>Song of swords.webm

>>43855532
Is that some Pe-ta doujin? The drawstyle looks familiar.

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>>43855656
I can kek to this

>>43856970
>Duskblade
>Not shocking grasp or vampiric touch ad nauseam
That's not a duskblade then

>>43856970
Goddamn I hate how special petal Geralt is.

>>43857073
Crap, I forgot that was the one without him using the Signs at the beginning.

>>43857075

All Witchers are masters of combat. What makes Geralt a Special Snowflake is that he received experimental treatments and was brought back to life.

>>43857075
I'm sorry what.

>>43855502
nice

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>>43856829
Those wacky japanese loading animations man

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>>43856860
>>43856926
Amelia is a qt, shame she has to go...

Your build is sort of messed up, it's better to focus on couple attributes than spreading yourself between everything, but I think you can still push through without restarting.

As for the melee weapon choice, pretty much anything works as long as you take time to get used to the move set. Either way, you should be more agressive than in Souls. And embrace dodging if you didn't already.

Yeah, guns are more of a support choice for staggering than main source of damage (unless you go PvP with concealed Cannon).

>>43856476

I fucking hate how TSW has this amazing setting and awesome writing and it's stuck in a shitty fucking mmo.

>>43857075
>>43857109

The Resurrection thing is allowed because he's supposed to be the main character. Surviving his special Trial of the Grasses is also allowed. Really, the only issue is how much he gets around.

>>43856546
>>43856755
Prisma Illya. Some mad genius saw Fate/Stay Night and decided to make an AU with Illya being a magical girl tutored by Rin.

In season 2, she gets a brown clone who needs to kiss magical girls to steal their mana to live.

MAD GENIUS

>>43856793
More than there is Splatoon porn?

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>>43857164
Yep.

>>43857173
I haven't looked up Splatoon Porn so I have no idea.

>>43856860
Vicar Amelia's tough first time, definitely, so I understand having problems with her. Fire Paper will do you a world of good as, since she's a beast, she's very weak to it. Staying behind her is the safest bet to avoid being hit, but her arms are a weak point and enough hits can stagger her. Take on the Bloodstarved Beast if you haven't already. It should give you some practice.

I can't say much for Bloodtinge, honestly. I'm currently going through a Skill/Bloodtinge character, and I've noticed early game it's difficult. Later on when Bloodtinge weapons become more frequent I imagine it'll become easier, but for the early game you're best off focusing on Skill or Strength, and using the guns just to parry.

>>43856881
Riflespear is great, actually. It's got a wide arc and the shotgun can deal great knockback against some enemies. I have other weapons I much prefer, but it's far from a bad weapon.

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>>43857158
>Ben Parker

>>43857174
All I know about this game is that that crow guy is cool as fuck.

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>>43857045
Yes.

More image.

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>>43857195
Everything I know about the game is from that one CYOA which explains the settings and factions. Which is actually pretty cool when you get down to it.

>>43857195

You actually fight him in a questline.

>>43857191
Use the Rihterpalache's transformed gunshot to parry folks and then use the cannon on them. even better since ashbone only buffs your left hand weapon.

You get a flat bonus to damage while people are in the riposte state.

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>>43857245
Damn it forgot the image.

>>43856794
I want to play a game in scarytown

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>>43857258
I initially thought this was going to be cringy but it's actually pretty funny.

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>>43857254

>>43857165
I mean, it's freely admitted a couple times in the newest game that he's really not as good with the ladies as he thinks he is/is made out to be.

He's just really good looking and has a cool reputation.

>>43857276
I heard that his bullet for the predator says ugly mother on it.

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>>43857297
No risk of Pregnancy or Venereal Diseases is also a plus.

>>43857302
It does indeed.

>>43857302
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ntw7mFrVslY

>>43857297
Is it really that surprising that a really attractive warrior badass gets the ride all the time?

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>>43857286

>>43854594

Please.

This isn't traditional games related.

Show some integrity.

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>>43857332
You must be new here.

>>43857258
>Bad Circumcision
I shouldnt laugh. that shits why we gotta deal with tis shit anyways

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>>43857326

>>43856406
Je suis "kek"

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>>43857407
Bit of a hair-trigger there.

>>43857377
I understood that reference.

>>43857297
read the books, geralt is a garry stue, Sapkowski just noticed it around 2/3 into the series and tryed to change it, really did not work all that well

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>>43857415
/pol/ shitposts too much, i was about to do the same but anon beat me to it

>>43857432
Look mate, do you even know what a Gary Stu is?

He's a Special Snowflake, no doubt, but as a Main Character, he's allowed to be.

>>43857432
Nah, I prefer the canon the games have established for themselves.

Thanks though.

Also, if it's the main character of a book it can be okay because you're not taking from other players/the GM/making yourself unbalanced. Because the writer is free to write the story however he sees fit and can make it be perfectly sensible that the character is the way it is.

Not a webm, sorry bad at making those, but I call this one: Shadowrunner ruins Aztechnology party

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oeb9UWGSVM0

>>43856440
>how ERP fights happen.

>>43857297
He actually doesn't get nearly as much action in the books; he throws Triss a very sad pity-fuck and then drops her for Yen again almost immediately and layer sleeps with Fringilla Vigo for a very brief while because she's got black hair and wears lots of black and then says Yen's name during sex with her, which pisses her off to no end.

And honestly, in the books Geralt spends even more time LOOSING fights then he does winning and tends to get his ass handed to him quite a bit and not fighting that often overall.
He has one fight in the entirety of the first novel (a pitched battle against three skilled fighters) and then one more in the second which is incredibly brief because he gets his ass beat so fucking badly that he takes months to recover thanks to how bad his injuries were.

You know how when you play those Witcher games you die a LOT on normal difficulty levels sometimes due to how unforgiving fighting multiple enemies can be? Well that shit applied in the books too, and half of the time it's just luck and chance that helps him survive.

>>43857461
Much much more than a special snowflake, half the time Geralt is "teh best that picks up all the best chicks, is the only one with morals AND his flaws are actualy not flaws". The world is amazing, the cherecter is utter shit. Still wished they would focus more on his team from like book five (you know, the vamp, the prego archer chick etc.)

>>43857432
If Geralt is Gary Stu then what the hell is Ciri?

>>43857478
How the fuck did blade get in there so clean?

>>43857492
>And honestly, in the books Geralt spends even more time LOOSING fights then he does winning and tends to get his ass handed to him quite a bit and not fighting that often overall.
He has one fight in the entirety of the first novel (a pitched battle against three skilled fighters) and then one more in the second which is incredibly brief because he gets his ass beat so fucking badly that he takes months to recover thanks to how bad his injuries were.

Im interested now.

>>43857513
kind of hard to say, she dose not in fact get all that much action in the books. Most of the time she is caputred or running away

>>43857467
>Nah, I prefer the canon the games have established for themselves.

The books are canon with the games, they just take place after the novels.
Hell, one of the endings (the best one) in Witcher 3 actually synchs up with the novel's vague future timeline in an oblique way that doesn't contradict them.
Reading the books provides some context to the third game that most players will completely miss.

Amusingly, as the Saga goes on it becomes increasingly obvious that Geralt isn't even the main character; Ciri is. Geralt is the primary VIEWPOINT character, but literally everything revolves around Ciri in terms of plot, and by the third novel she takes up most of the page time rather then Geral himself.
Looses a lot fewer fights then he does too.

>>43857478
You can make Webms here: http://imgur.com/vidgif

>>43857492
By the first book, do you mean the Short Story collection or the Doom of Elves? Cause there were a bunch of fights in the collection. I do particularly like the duel at the end where Geralt knocked the asshole knight out without violating any of the terms of the duel.

>>43857501

He's a great fighter.
He doesn't get all the chicks.
He's nearly universally reviled for being a Witcher (So that invalidates Gary Stuism there. Sues/Stus are universally loved.).
He's got morals, but he's not the only one.

>>43857501
>the prego archer chick

Fuck damnit, you peaked my interest.

Anyways, I really want to like the Witcher World because it does a lot of things I like but I hate how it does the whole 'dwarves and elves are effectively a dead race' thing. I don't get the point of putting fantasy races in a setting only to say they're basically gone and don't matter on a large scale anymore. I have the same problem with the Dragon Age universe which, once again, I mostly like.

>>43857578
its really called doom of elves in english? Really? It should be translated to blood of the elves

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>>43857377

>>43857604

The first book is 'Blood of Elves', at least here in the US.

>>43855675
I get it

>>43857604
Ah, it's Blood of Elves. It's been years since I read it and I only remembered the "of Elves" part.

Hell, I can't remember much from the Short Story collection and I REALLY liked that collection.

>>43857603
There are loads of dwarves and elves in dragon age. Dudes with horns as well.

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>>43857603
>Elves are dead

No they're not, just all the strong ones live in another dimension and only show up to ruin people's day.

>>43857603
>I don't get the point of putting fantasy races in a setting only to say they're basically gone and don't matter on a large scale anymore.

The whole point is to emphasize that it's a time of change and the old blood is pretty much dying out.

>>43857619
I don't

>>43857501
God, you really need to work on your spelling.
Also, they're all dead, basically.
Milva's dead, Cahir's dead, Regis is double-plus dead with a capital D.
EVERYONE fucking died in the assault on Stygga Castle except Ciri and Geralt who only barely managed to get out alive and both were heavily wounded and lived because they got rescued by Emhyr.
>>43857513
A gigantic Mary Sue, even in-universe.
Characters repeatedly mention that the sheer number of coincidences and chances revolving around Ciri should just be flatly impossible, and yet they keep happening over and over again.

It's sort of implied by other, more knowledgeable characters that is a consequence of having Elder Blood; reality sort of bends over backwards to revolve around them, which is why the other two characters in the time of the books ALSO have a ridiculous number of coincidences surrounding them.
>>43857533
Fighting and combat is hugely secondary to the stories and the Saga.
It's more about complex intrigue, making fun of fairy tales and witty banter.

>>43855656
Rhodok Stronk

>>43857632
Spoilers asshole. Not everyone here has played the third one.

>>43857645
Eversor Assassins have driving in their skill set

>>43857632
What a coincidence, today i finally got to pic related and came to the conclusion that "fuck two-handed fighter elves".

>>43857632
More sensible than the way most elves handle their business thats for sure.

>>43857648
Sorry, phone had spell check off, turned it on. English is not my first language

>>43857652
Is it just part of their Hypno-Indoctrination Tapes? Or are they actually put behind the wheel of a vehicle and taught?

>>43857651
Read the books, both IRL and in game. It's blatantly said several times that the Wild Hunt are a bunch of dimension hopping überelven.

>>43857179
i like how they take it upon themselves to judge the plights of minorities that aren't them, and monetize the predictions.

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>>43857578
>By the first book, do you mean the Short Story collection or the Doom of Elves? Cause there were a bunch of fights in the collection. I do particularly like the duel at the end where Geralt knocked the asshole knight out without violating any of the terms of the duel.

The entire stories and the Saga (the novel series).
Geralt at most gets one fight per short story and then MAYBE one fight per novel, though in some he basically doesn't fight at all.
>>43857603
Dwarves are fairly common in Witcher actually, and while elves are "dying" they're maybe about 1000 years from going actually extinct.
Not counting the Aen Elle of course.

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>>43854594

>>43857650
Rhodok for life. Come at me swadian dogs.

>>43855656
God forbid you would ever be able to go through a wall of sergeants.

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>>43857340
The fact that the two on the right are drawn with cat/dog/furry ears and tails, not only in the fantasy world, but also in the real world will always make me cringe harder than anything I've ever seen on /tg/.

In fact they look more like humans in the fantasy world than sitting around the table. The artist must be one of the biggest faggots of all time.

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>>43857632
I noticed something mildly terrifying.
Geralt is just about 6'0 tall, but EVERY soldier of the Wild Hunt is a head taller then he is, as is Avallac'h.

So on average Aen Elle elves are about 6'5" to 7'0" tall.

>>43857705
Artist is a girl, which makes it okay.

>>43857407
>>43857446
>anon with negative opinion on male circumcision.
>/pol/
I don't even understand how you make that connection. You know most of the world isn't circumcised, right guys?

>>43857705
>not wearing a wolf tail and ears to your sessions

>>43857677
I like how they decided that the best way to make the Wild Hunt effective in visual presence was to turn ALL of them into Sauron visually from the Peter Jackson films.

>>43857741
I heard that the original reason for circumcision was to prevent sand getting trapped under their foreskin.

>>43857760
Is there any reason you shouldn't look like sauron whenever possible?

>>43857765
Dunno what it was for the Jews but in America it was done to reduce sexual pleasure and prevent you from masturbating.

>>43857760
How else would you portray a bunch of riders designated as "gigantic, fully armored deathmachines"

>>43857741
laughing greentext anon here, the "bad circumcision" is David Reimer, John Money's test subject/squeeze. Kinda the source of modern trannies.

>>43857751
No, Anon, those are for the other roleplay.

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>>43857760
I mean, regular people are supposed to think they're spooky ghosts.

>>43857784
Most religious things seem to start off as a way to make people do sensible things and then seem to spiral out of control.

>>43857782
I guess if you're job is to be terrifying...
>>43857788
I noticed that despite the relatively realistic weapons the setting has (nothing Geralt toes around is particularly unrealistic in shape or dimensions), the Wild Hunt has these big massive meat cleaver swords that they haul around like nothing.
I guess they're as strong as they look.

>>43857784
Before the Jews, the practice was a thing in ancient Egypt. Not sure about the pragmatic side, but religious/spiritual motivation had to do with symbolism of snake changing skin.

>>43857808
>"Come, Witcher. Show me your spins, pirouettes and feints."

>>43857816
They are all apparently seven feet tall.

>>43856546
Fate Prisma Ilya
It's about lewd magical girls
The Maids a Best

>>43857833
>Greater Cleave utility outside of combat

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>>43857723
>>43857751

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>>43857377
It's your turn mate.

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>GM lets me design my special snowflake weapon

>>43857879
Why is she so tall?

>>43857895
Because its hot

>>43857895
They breed them big in yharnam. Either that or the hunter is just short, which is likely because everyone is taller than him.

>>43857895
>not wanting a tall beautiful woman to caress you while she pulls out your heart

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>>43857924
>yfw the Hunter is a skinny manlet

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>>43857530
He came in after the blood shower stopped. Probably was the one who shut it down in the first place.

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>>43857895
Because that's distinctive feature of the best girls.

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>>43857872
Give me a moment, i'll find more Shadowrun ones.

>>43857971
I want to marry the doll

>>43857943
Small man syndrome is clearly the source of his power, as is the case with many great fighters.

>>43857996
The funniest thing is, the whole plot of Dark Souls is LITERALLY ABOUT THAT.

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>>43857575
Playing the Emperor's Pipe organ

>>43857816
Par for the course, they are interdimensional überelven who are what orcs wish they were in every other fantasy setting

>>43857994
But anon
Doll is your Mother in the True End

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>>43858009
I don't remember that part.

>>43856970
I like how this trailer is made fun of in the ACTUAL GAME.

>Geralt: "You know that tough-guy bullshit doesn't impress me, right? I've known you for years."
>Lambert: "Look who's talking. What about that job you pulled with Vesemir awhile back?"
>Geralt: "What?"
>Lambert: *growly Geralt voice* "KILLING MONSTERS!"
>Geralt: *sheepishly* "I dunno...it just came out that way..."

>>43857839
Only vaguely related: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ncrDHH3z7g

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>>43857895
Because

>>43858035
>implying that doesn't make it better

>>43857971
I don't remember doll being that tall.

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>>43858099
For comparisons sake

>>43858099
Probably because she spends most of the time sitting down.

>>43858033
>Stupid bastard could have shot him with his puny ass gun and killed him
>GOTTA BE COOL

Fuck I feel that pain

>>43858123
>Standing here, i realize

>>43857572
Vilgefortz trashed Geralt in terms of mental mindgames as well as physical combat. With a stick.

>>43857721
Fucking lanklets, when will they learn?

>>43857932

>that double Revan

every time.

>>43857626

By the time of the games DA dwarves are down to just three cities on the entire continent of Thedas, plus a few handfuls of wandering suface dwarvess.. A semi-canon source - I can't remember if it's the World of Thedas sourcebook or the Green Ronin RPG - says there is only one dwarf per hundred humans on Thedas (and even to make those numbers each thag must average a hundred-thousand citizens). Elves are extremely sparse as well and even before they were defeated and scattered by humans (both times) they only had a single, small, forest kingdom.

I will admit that the Qunari do make a nice addition though.

>>43857685

I'm admittedly not as familiar with the Witcher setting as with Dragon Age but aren't dwarves pretty much limited to one small mountain chain in the northern kingdoms? And sure, the elves aren't exactly extinct but they are limited enough in population to have their affairs in the greater world reduced to little more than that of a special interest group the be protected by heroes and/or persecuted by extremists. IIRC correctly, when they tried to create a nation they only had a total population of like two thousand, which is barely a town.

>>43857637

I should clarify that I do get it from a storytelling point - JRRT did it fairly well in LotR (although even then I find the late Third Age to be pretty boring from a worldbuilding perspective; especially compared to the First and Second Ages or even the early Third Age) - but from a setting perspective, especially one where I might want to play in, I find it kind of disappointing. It's like being given a tool box only to be told that the really cool and different stuff is extremely rare and pretty much only going to come into play as tools or companions of the hero/villain to show how special they are.

I just feel that if you have cool non-human races in a setting there should be a sense that their future has a point. And hell, their present too.

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>>43857932
>Revan on both sides
Every time

>>43857276
Is that a JFK reference?

>>43854800
Lame filename though

>>43857174
what is this form?

>>43858224
I dont know man. in dragon age at least there are enough dwarves and elves kicking about that you see them all over the place and little attention is drawn to them being there.

>>43858224
Their forest kingdom was not small. At all. It was fucking massive.

>>43858356
It's The Secret World.

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>>43857979
Sadly, I must go now.

I leave you with this parting gift.

>>43858166
That guy was crazy.
I like how he was actually vaguely apologetic over ultimately being a cliched Evil Wizard.

>I'm admittedly not as familiar with the Witcher setting as with Dragon Age but aren't dwarves pretty much limited to one small mountain chain in the northern kingdoms?

Not exactly.
The all-dwarven kingdom is in decline, but as Surface Dwarves point out repeatedly, Ozarammar's increasingly irrelevance doesn't really matter to what is now the majority of dwarves who live on the surface and have made a completely functional life and culture for themselves, including currently controlling the single largest merchant company and bank in Thedas.

>And sure, the elves aren't exactly extinct but they are limited enough in population to have their affairs in the greater world reduced to little more than that of a special interest group the be protected by heroes and/or persecuted by extremists. IIRC correctly, when they tried to create a nation they only had a total population of like two thousand, which is barely a town.

No, in Thedas the Dales had a fairly considerable population. Elves in Dragon Age don't have "low birth rate" problem, just they have no homeland.

Unless you're talking about Dol Blathanna in Witcher, in which case their problem isn't actually numbers (there's a fairly reasonable number of them), but they have a catastrophically low to non-existent birthrate due to how elf procreation works in Witcher.

>>43858412
harlequin.gif

>>43857794

Victim of John Money is probably a better term

>>43857651

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KsdIaG66r-M

told in witcher 2 already

>>43858454
How does Elf Procreation work in The Witcher?

>>43858397
Shit, from what I could tell on the map the Dales is over 1/3rd of modern Orlais.

>>43856536
Son of a bitch, I never noticed that.

>>43858443
She is EXTREMELY limber for a 40+ year old woman.

>>43858412
damn that webcomic got good looking

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>>43858221
The Legends canon is so fucky that Revan was actually two seperate entities at one time: A light-side force ghost and a dark-side manifestation of his hate for the Sith Emperor that was keeping his body alive.
Yeah, the guy was apparently strong enough to simply refuse to die through sheer hate of the Emperor, and that was only "half" of him.

At this point Revan's kind of a mary sue, and I don't like throwing that term around.

Posting something to stay on topic.

>>43856070
>barabarian

>>43858622
Goddammit, The Old Republic is such shit.

>>43857572

>it becomes increasingly obvious that Geralt isn't even the main character;

Oh fuck off with this meme already. Geralt is the main focus of the book, his character and interaction with those around him makes the books (and the games) what they are.

The Ciri storyline within the saga only gets to full steam around book 3 or 4 and even then Geralt is the main focus.

>>43858622

Well, TOR is Bioware, they masturbated a lot over how cool Revan was. And needed him to be an endgame boss for both player factions.

>>43858552
Elves in the Witcher don't get old like we do but apparently hit menopause like we do; only young elves (as in relatively within human lifespans) can have children, and one of the tragedies of the Scoia'tel is that it's old elves leading the only young elves around to die even though the younger ones are the only ones that can have kids with other elves.

Dol Blathanna is almost ENTIRELY composed of elves who are over a century old and thus most of them can't procreate.

Before the first novel when elves were marginally more excepted elves kind had lots of sex with humans specifically because that was a lot more of a reliable way to get pregnant/have children and half-elves when they breed with elves make regular elves with a higher rate of pregnancy/fertility.

>>43858139
Shot? He could have thrown a damn pebble.

>>43857932
>Pudgy Twi'lek on the far right side of the Sith team

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>>43857377
Mah nigga

>>43856575
You gotta love that one second hesitation.
"Should I? Well.. oh what the hell, sure!"

>>43858443
What's the point of the grenade in the mouth, then?

>>43858836
Smoke Grenade for painting the target

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>>43855675
Where's this from? Looks fun.

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>>43857571
holy shit. Could I get a source for that?

and better names for this one

>>43858867
Those midgets are fucking ripped.

>>43856425
The fuck is this? Is that Solaire?

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>>43858853

>>43857164
>>43857174
Isn't it like WoD, minus the angst?

>>43858517
I didn't play 2, or 1, or even read the books, in fact I don't know what the witcher is about, so use spoilers.

>>43857693
Stay salty Rho-stinks, while you fuck your sheep we will fuck your wives

BUTTER AND BLOOD

>>43858949
Trish dies at the end of 1 and is resurrected.

>>43857174
Man, The Secret World has some cool stuff in it. Too bad the game itself is super boring.

>>43858949
It's literally not a spoiler. The writers assume you've played the first 2. The game is written on the assumption that you know what the Wild Hunt are. How is telling you something that you're already supposed to know a spoiler? When you watched Star Wars for the first time did you go shout at your science teacher for telling you what space was?

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>>43855553
I have better

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>>43858935

It's more like Supernatural+X-Files with a heavy dose lovecraft all wrapped up in secret societies.

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>>43856575
fucker has two right arms

>>43857286
Something something you see Ivan..

>>43858904
For Honor Cinematic Trailer.

>>43859052
>tfw I was just about to make that exact crop

>>43855425
Arn't they from shogun 2 total war?
I'd swear up and down that these were the animations for the agents.

>>43859030
>Better

Not nearly as cool.

>>43857571
sauce?

>>43858867
>making Kender useful.jpg

>>43859098
I was right and those other two are fags
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HMlu7ZleclI

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>>43857415
Better safe than sorry. Imagine if someone unironically /pol/'d it up without people clarifying that they should feel shame.

I know, the thought nauseates me too.

>>43859153
Is that a new weapon or something?

>>43858878

That's why the warriors of The Order of the Colander know they must die, although they still obviously feel some remorse over their holy task.

>Guy on the right: Just throw him onto my sword, my arms are tired from swinging it
>Guy holding midget: You know after the first one hundred of these I began to wonder if this is really God's will after all
>Midget: What the fuck is this nigga talking about?
>Guy on left: Fucked if I know bro

>>43855685
Accurate desu

>>43858867
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ce2kCmHtDQ0

>>43856536
I'm ashamed it made me laugh as hard as it did.

>>43859179
Kos parasite

>>43859102
Vergil is all about brutal efficiency anon.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vjVY0a0rxXg

>>43859153
>Chef Squid Broccoli strikes again

>>43859254
>its a bunch of space whale parasites
Neat.

>>43858904
>every time

>>43858853
Haha, she sounds like a bitch.

>>43855311
>And then they fucked.webm

>>43859513
I've read that comic

>>43857705
>>43857705
>putting attention on the dog eared and tailed characters
>not getting enthralled by the wide hipped character

No anon you're the fag

>>43859513
She actually gets her head blown off.

>>43856440
>homebrew

I could swear DnD has rules for getting kissed by a succubus.

>>43859774
"Draining Kiss. The fiend kisses a creature charmed by it or a willing creature. The target must make a DC 15 Constitution saving throw against this magic, taking 32 (5d10 + 5) psychic damage on a failed save, or half as much damage on a successful one. The target's hit point maximum is reduced by an amount equal to the damage taken. This reduction lasts until the target finishes a long rest. The target dies if this effect reduces its hit point maximum to 0." - D&D 5e Monster Manual

>>43856440
That's just grappling Anon.

>>43857678
>what is welfare?

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>>43857340
Holy fuck, my first Pathfiner group wanted to take the ogre's loincloth. It ended up becoming a gag for some poor shopkeeper. Is this really that common?

>>43854730
>HAHAHAHAHAHA ITS FUNNY CUZ SHE IS SEXUALLY PROMISCUOUS!!!

kill yourself

>>43859852
>tfw Kamiya wanted to make Bayo a loli

>>43859852
I never got Bayonetta. It tries to be Devil May Cry, but it's just TOO over the top and comes across as ridiculous. Comparitively, if it had gone a little further, it could have gotten to Asura's Wrath Levels of Ridiculous and been pretty awesome as a result.

>>43860748
>It tries to be Devil May Cry
>Literally made by the same guy

>>43860751
More like high-powered WoD.

>>43860748
Well, Kamiya did make DMC1 after all. And Bayo it's pretty good (though in my opinion Platinum kinda dropped the ball on Bayo 2), from a pure gameplay view I would put it just below DMC3